Saturday, September 29, 2018

TJS Halloween speical animatic part 1

Yeah yeah, its early. I don't care.



My friends as vines aniamtic

Its simple and dumb, but I wanted to try it. Don't worry, its clean!

Enjoy!




Voltron oneshot--The most Badass of all(Snow White AU)


Inspired by these two photos:


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 WARNING: CURSING AND STUPIDITY
Like seriously, this is sooooo bad....


King Lotor looked into his magic mirror and spoke the words he would speak everyday:
"Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the most badass of them all?"
A voise spoke back: "You are fearsome, yes it is true. But Keith Kogane is more Badass than you."
And image appeared of the young Prince, Keith, throwing knives in the backyard.
"Impossible!" Lotor gasped. "That boy?! He's no badass! He's a wimpy young lad! I refuse to beleive it!"
"Well its true," the mirror said.
"Well then, I'll just have to kill hi-Like the badass I am!" Lotor clapped his hands, anda girl in all green came up to him.
"Huntsman Pidge! Take Prince Keith into the forest and kill him! Bring me back his heart!"
"Sure," Pidge shrugged.
(PIDGE DON'T GIVE A F(*&^!)

____

Kieth and Pidge walked through the forest.
"You know I can be int he forest by myself, right?" Keith said.
Pidge rolled her eyes and took out the dagger. "OK, lets get this over with:" she lauched herself at Keith, but Keith dodged.
"Pidge! What the hell?!" Keith pulled out his own knife to defend himself with.
The two battled, and it ended with Keith's knife to Pidge's neck.
"Dude," Pidge chocked out. "You are so badass!"
"Thanks," keith got off her.
"No dude! That's bad! King Lotor is jealous he so much as so sent me here with you to kill you!"
"Seriously?!" Keiht said.
"Look, I'm chill. Just go away and don't come back!" Pidge said. "I'll trick Lotor into thinking I killed you. NOW GO!"
Kieth nodded and ran away.

____

Keith ran and ran through the dark forest, the trees creeping him out. Suddenly, he rammed into someone.
"Hey watch it!"
Keith looked up and was suddenly staring into the most beautiful blue eyes he had ever seen.
The person had choclate colored skin and brown hair. He wore a white tunic with a blue cape.
"S-Sorry," Keith stood up.
"It's fine," the person said. "Who are you?"
"M-me?" Kieht stuttered. He wasn't usualy so nervous around people. Just this person was so handsome...
"Yeah You!" The person laughed. "Or should I just call you mullet?"
Keith blushed.
"My name's Keith," he said.
"I'm Lance," the person said. "And well, I must say: As revolting as that Mullet is, the rest of you is pretty sexy!" He winked, and ran off.
Keith just stood there, a blushing mess.

____


Keith wandered around for a while until he found a large cottage in the middle of the forest. he knocked on the door, and a large man with a tuff of white hair opened the door.
"Um, hey!" Keith said.
"Hey," the man said. "Do I know you?"
"Um No. I'm Keith," keith said. "My dad tried to kill me and now I'm kinda runnning away. Can I stay here til i find somehwhere else?"
"Sure man," the man said. "I'm Shiro."
They shook hands, and Keith was led inside.
"If your gonna stay here though-" Shior was inturupted.
"I'll clean and stuff if that'll help!" Keith said.
"Deal!" Shiro said.

____

"HOW THE F*&%K IS HE STILL ALIVE?!" Lotor yelled. He had just checked his mirror again, and Keith was still apparently the most badass man of all.
"Guess I'll have to kill him myself!"
___

Keith heard a knock on the door. Shiro was at work, so Keith answered it.
It was an old man.
"Can I help you?" Keith asked.
"Would you like to buy some knives?" the old man asked.
Knives?
"Why would and old man like you be selling knives?" Keith asked.
"I got kicked out of culinary school and have nothing to do with them." the old man said.
"Alight, let me see what you got" Keith said.
The man pulled out an apple.
"In my home land, it is tradition to offer your customer food." he handed Keith the apple.
Keith shrugged and took a bite.

Suddenly, he felt dizzy, and fell to his knees. He looked up and saw the old man smirking just before it all wet black....

_____

"Hey Keith! I'm back," Shiro walked through the door, and saw Keith on the floor.
"Dude!" Shiro ran to him. "Dude are you OK?!"
He shook Keith, but he didin't wake up.  He put his ear to Keith's chest. His heart still was beating, but no breath came from his mouth. Shiro lifted Keith up and took him to his bed.

____


Lance knocked on the door of the cottage. A man opened up, his eyes red from crying.
"Sir, are you alight?" Lance asked.
"I'm fine," the man said. "What do you want?"
"Well, I'm looking for a man named Keith. I've honestly fallen in love with him and must find him! Do you know him?"
The man's eyes widened. "Some with me,"
The man led Lance upstairs to a room, where Keith lay lifeless.
"Oh god!" Lance ran to his side. "What happened to him?"
"I don't know!" the man said. "I just arrived home one day to see him on the floor! He wasn't breathing, but his heart is still beating."
The man noticed how Lance looked at Keith. "I'll leave you alone with him," he shut the door.

"Oh Keith," Lance said. "I don't know what happened, but I'll find a way to help you," he kissed Keith's forehead.
Keith then sat bolt upright, bonking heads with Lance.
"OW!" the two shouted.
"K-Keith!" Lance cheered and hugged him.
"Lance!" Keith hugged back.
The man burst in. "keith!" he cheered.
"Shiro!" Keith hugged him.

____

Lotor looked at his mirrior in rage.
"NO EFFING WAY!" he screamed. "I litterlay killed you mayself!" he threw a sword at the mirrior, the the mirrior absored the sword.
"What the-"
The mirror pulled Lotor inside, and Lotor was rrapped for the rest of his days.
Serves him right.

THE END.

Oh god this was so effing bad....

Friday, September 28, 2018

Voltron LANGST/KLANCE oneshot--A long nap 2



NOT THE SAME STORY AS THE FIRST! JUST THE SAME TITLE. THIS ONE FOCUSES ON LANCE! 

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Team Voltron stood in front of Lotor and Haggar, weapons ready for a battle.
"There's no need for this," Lotor said calmly. "Just simply hand over a paladin, and the rest of you may leave!"
"Now way!" Pidge said.
Hunk shook his head.
Shiro glared.
"Like we'd ever do that!" Keith said.
Lance said nothing. He considered the idea. If he left, team Voltron would be better off, and its not like he hadn't been tortured by bullies back on earth.
"Deal," he said.
"WHAT?!" Team Voltron screamed.
Lotor smirked. "Just the one I wanted!"
Lance dropped his bayard and started to walk to Lotor.
"Lance don't do this!"  Pidge tried to run to Lance and stop him, but Shiro held her back.
"Lance don't you dare!" Keith screamed.
"We'll save you Lance!" Shiro said, as team Voltron ran for the lions.
Lance looked back at them, then at Lotor and Haggar.

Slim chance.

_____

Lotor led Lance down the halls. 
"If I may ask, what do you plan to do with me?" Lance asked. "Why did you personally want me?"
"If you must know, I wanted you for display." Lotor said.
"Like, a pet?" Lance cringed.
"No, like a decoration." Lotor said.
"In hate to break it do you, but I can't sit still long enough to be a decoration,"
"I have it covered." 

Lotor and Lance entered a science lab. Lotor handed Lance a vial. 
"Drink this," he ordered.
"What will it do?" Lance asked.
"I SAID DRINK IT!" Lotor growled.
Lance too the vial and drank it.

Suddenly, Lance felt dizzy and tired. He passed out of the ground, and vial shattering. Lotor stood over him, a pleased look on his face. 
Haggar walked in.
"We could've torchured him for information about Volton you fool!" she hissed. 
"Not so," Lotor said. "The Blue lion is known for its Loyalty. He wouldn't be told us anything. Besides, he's much more useful this way!"
Lotor handed lance over to some servants. "You know what to do," he said.

_____

Team Voltron burst into the throne room. Lotor sat upon the throne.
"Give us Lance!" Shiro shouted.
Lotor chuckled. "Aw, how sweet!" he said. Lotor clapped twice, and a spotlight appeared on something behind him.

It was Lance. he lied on a pedestal, hands rested on his chest. He wore a revealing sky blue outfit, and rested peacefully. 
"Lance!" Keith cried out.
Lance stayed silent and asleep.
"What did you do to him?!" Pidge shouted.
"I simply put him to sleep for a while," Lotor said. Lotor ran his hand along the pedestal, finding his way to Lance's cheek. "He makes a wonderful decoration," he caressed Lance.
"TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF OF HIM!" Shiro yelled and launched himself at Lotor.
Lotor dodged it, and grabbed his own sword.
Keith ran to Lance while he was distracted and shook him.
"Lance wake up!" he said.
Lance stayed lifeless.
"Just grab him!" Pidge shouted. "We gotta go!"

_____

Keith entered the med bay and layed Lance on a cot.
Alurra entered with Coran and scanned him
"He's alive," Alurra said.
"But why won't he wake up?" Hunk asked.
Coran spoke p. "He seems to have a dose of Jakldeam in his system,"
"What's Jakldeam?" Shiro asked.
"It puts the vittem in a coma almost. They basically hover between life and death." Coran sighed.
The team gasped.
"Is there an antidote?" Keith cried.
"Yes, but we'll have to travel quite a way to gather the ingredients."

_______

TIME SKIP


Keith and Pidge arrived on a planet to gather the last ingredient.
"Hello!" Pidge and Keith smiled at the inhabitants of the planet. 
"We're looking for an herb called Hydrium?" Pidge said.
The aliens gasped. "How dare you! That is sacred and rare herb! What makes you think we'd give it to you?!"
"Please?" Keith said. "Look, someone I love dearly is in danger, and the only way we can save him to get some of that herb!" keith was on his knees.
Pidge had never seen hi this way. 
"Please?" Keith cried.
"Fine," the aliens said. "We will give you some," they handed over a bag.
"Thank you!" Keith said. "Thank you so much!"

I didn't know you were gay for Lance," Pidge smirked.
Keith blushed.

______

"It's ready!" Coran ran into the room with a small liquid in a injection shot.
"Thank god!" Shiro said.
Coran injected the antidote into Lance's arm....

Lance bolted up right, and coughed.
"Oh God..." he groaned.
"Lance!" Keith threw himself onto Lance.
"What happened? Last I remember-"
"Oh Lance thank god your back!" Pidge hugged him too.

Soon, it turned into a large group hug.

THE END


Monday, September 24, 2018

Voltron(Klance) onehsot- Galra Keith






AU where when no one else knew Keith was galra....but Lance. This takes place right after keith learns he's galra.

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Keith and Shiro walked back onto the bride, followed by Kolivan.
"It's an honor to meet you," Kolivan bowed. "I am Kolivan, leader of the blades."
Alurra bowed back. "I look forward to or alliance." she said back.
Lance looked over at Keith. He looked incredibly uncomfortable. Like, more moody than usual. He decided to confront him about it later.

TIME SKIP: AFTER KOLIVAN LEAVES

"Hey Keith," Lance put a hand on Keith's shoulder.
Lance could've sworn he heard a growl come from Keith when he turned around.
"Oh, Lance. What is it?" Keith asked.
"You just seemed a little upset," Lance said.
"Yeah, and?" Keith said.
"I just wanted to make sure you were ok,"
"Oh, yeah," Keith looked at the floor.
"Well, are you?"
Keith shook his head. "I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok," Lance said. "Come to me if you do," Lance smiled and walked away.

_____

Lance sat up in bed and groaned.
"Maybe some water will help me sleep," he said to himself.
He got up from bed and started heading to the kitchen.

He was walking passed Keith's room when he heard a small noise he knew all too well: Sobs. Silent ones.
"Keith?" he knocked on the door and heard a small gasp.
"Go away," Keith said.
"Were you crying?" Lance asked.
"I said go away!" Keith said.
"I'm coming in," Lance opened the door to the dark room.
The door closed behind him, and he turned on the lights.

In the bed, was a mess of tears and purple fur.
"K-Keith?" Lance breathed.
Keith looked up and hid under the blankets.
Lance sat down with him on his bed as he cried.
Finally, Keith calmed down and he sat up and let Lance see him: He had bright yellow eyes, Bat like ears, and purple fur.
"Keith, are you a Glara?" lance asked calmly.
Keith nodded. "I found out when me and Shiro were with the blades. But Shiro still doesn't know. You can't tell anyone about this!"
"But why?" Lance asked.
"You know how Alurra feels about Glara! I can't be shut out...not again..." Keith started to cry again.
Lance hugged him. "Shh...I won't tell," he said. "Now come on. Let's find a way to get you back to normal."

The two spent the night tryin to get Keith back to his normal form. They figured out it was fear and anger that transformed him into his galra self. All he had to do was stay calm and he'd be fine.


This was going to be hard.


_____

Lance was in the training room when Keith came running in, tears in his eyes.
Keith threw himself at Lance and Lance hugged him.
"Hey, what's wrong?" Lance asked.
Keith took off his glove to reveal an all purple hand.
"It's getting worse!" he cried.
"What set you off?" Lance asked.
"Alurra was spouted insults about the galra. I couldn't help it!" he fell to his knees in tears.
Lance sat down next to him until he calmed down.
"It's going to be OK," Lance cooed. "We'll work on some coping strategies!" he smiled.
Keith looked up and smiled back, weakly.

_____

The team stood on the bridge while Alurra explained their mission.
"I'm not sure Alurra," Hunk said. "This seems awfully big for just Voltron."
"Maybe we could get the blade on board?" Pidge asked.
Alurra hesitated.
(TIME FOR MORE RACIST ALURRA!)
"I'm sure we'll be fine," Alurra said.
"I'm with Hunk and Pidge," Shiro said. "We need the blades for this one."
"Look, I just don't trust them completely yet." Alurra said.
"What do you mean?!" Keith said. "We made an alliance!"
"They're still Galra," Alurra said.
"I thought we were passed this!" Keith started to yell. "Not all Galra are bad!"
"And how would you know? They didn't destroy your planet!" Alurra yelled back.
"SO?!" Keith started to growl.
Lance put a hand on Keith's shoulder, attempting to calm him.
"Keith, breath-"
But Keith just moved his hand away.
"You have no proof the blades are the same as the empire! I am sick of you, and your galra racial slurs! You have to right to do that to me!"
And with a, "POP!" he transformed into a galra!
"No No  No No!" Keith looked at his hands. He hyperventilated, then passed out.
Lance caught him.
"Lance! Get away from him!" Shiro cried.
"No! You get away!" Lance said back. "Just trust me and let me handle this!"
The others hesitantly left the room and left Lance and Keith alone.


____

Keith awoke in Lance's arms, his normal form back.
"Hey," Lance smirked.
"Hey," Keith groaned. "What happened?"
"You kinda turned glara in front of the team," Lance said sadly.
"I WHAT?!" Keith started to cry.
"Hey! Hey!" Lance said. "It's going to be Ok,"
"They're scared of me," Keith sobed.
"No No, shhh..." Lance cooed. "We're gonna explain everything to them," Lance said.
Keith reched up and kissed Lance on the lips.
"Thanks," keith said.

"For everything."

THE END

#I'mLazy


Sunday, September 23, 2018

TUAT Animatic"Jack and Lian"

MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THE HALF UPON A TIME SERIES!
Also, no music or anything. Everything is in subtiles.

Enjoy!


Friday, September 21, 2018

Voltron Klance Onshot--Happily NEVER after AU PART 2

Previous part



LANCE'S POV:

Hunk, Matt, and I must've been in the forest for hours.
"Hello?" we called out. "Prince Zarkon?"
Matt laughed. "Did I say I wish things were edgar?" he said. "No! I want princes, slippers, ballgowns!"
I wasn't sure what he was talking about.
Suddenly, I stopped walking.
"What's wrong?" Hunk asked.
I pointed forward, terrified.
A pair of yellow glowing eyes were in the distance.
Suddenly, the eyes came pouncing at us, turning out to be one of the galra!
We ran for our lives!

We hid behind a log, and the galra ran right past us. We sighed in relief.
"Lotor must be after us!" Hunk panted.
"Guys, look," Hunk pointed to a cottage that was in front of us.
It was very small.
I ran up to the door.
"Hello?" I knocked and tried to get. "Please! We need help!"
Matt gasped. "I know who lives here!" he said slowly.

"Hey!"

We turned and saw a small young teen. She wore all green and had large spectacles on her face. She held a pick ax, and behind her were 6 floofs.
(I HAVE HONESTLY NO CLUE WHAT THOSE ALIENS SHE MET IN SEASON 2 WERE! WE'RE CALLIN' EM' FLOOFS!)
"What are you doing?!" she yelled.
I started to pead with her. "Please miss-"
"Pidge," she said.
"Please Pidge, the galra have taken over the kingdom and are after us!"
Suddenly, there was a growling noise behind us.
We turned around and saw a small army of galra surrounding us.
"Inside now!" Pidge said.
We crawled inside the small house, and Pidge locks the door.
"This is it!" she tells her floofs.
The floofs start gathering weapons and turning on a large machine.
"You!" Pidge points to me. "Come with me!"

 We board the large magchine as it starts rising through the roof...

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We were now above the house. There were large bags of heavy diamonds in a small pit, windmills on the top, and a small bike like contraption in front.
"Pour those diamonds into the machine!" Pidge shouted as she started to pedal.
The windmills started to turn, and I poured the diamonds ino the machine.
The windmills shot them out at the galra, and the galra field to avoid from being hit.
"HA HA!" Pidge cheered.

Suddenly, Galra started coming from the sky. One of them caught a diamond and through it back at pidge It knocked her off the roof and to the ground.
"Pidge!" I cried.
"I'm OK!" she called. "But I'm surrounded!" she started to fight off the galra.
"Hunk! Matt! Get up here!" I called them up and they climbed to the roof.
"Pour those diamonds into the machine! Don't stop!" I started to pedal the machine.
Diamonds spit out everywhere, and all he glara fled.
We cheered.
"Well I'll be!" Pidge said. "I'm impressed!"
"Thanks!" I smiled. "I didn't think I had it in me!"
Suddenly, Keith flew by on a flying glara board.
"Keith!" I gasped. "You came!"
"Yeah!" he said. "Now get on! There are more galra on the way!"
I hopped on. "Matt! Hunk! Hop on!"
The two hopped on. We looked down, and saw Pidge and her floofs struggling to hold off more galra.
"Pidge!" I gasped.
"Don't worry! We'll be fine!" she called up.
We blasted away.

KEITH'S POV:

"Keith, thanks for saving us!" Lance smiled at me.
"No problem!" I said.
"Oh! By the way, this is Hunk and Matt," he pointed to them. "They're helping us find the prince!"
I stopped. "Look, I say we don't need a prince. We take Lotor out ourselves!"
Lance pointed below us. "There he is!"
Below us was prince Zarkon.
"I'm sure that's him!" Lance cheered. "HELLO!" he called. "PRINCE ZARKON!"
We passed him.
"Keith, go back!" Lance shouted.
I tried to turn the board around, but it wouldn' let me! It was running out of power!
"I can't!" I said.
"Can't or won't?" Lance accused.
"Hold on!" I shouted as we hit the ground.

____

I helped Lance off the board, and he started calling out for the prince again.
"We must've over shot him by miles," I said.
Lance sighed and glared at me. "Yeah, just like you wanted" he stomped away.
"Lance!" I ran after him. "Look, the board stopped working. It wasn't my fault!"
"Yeah, right. You just want to be the hero yourself!" Lance scolded.
"Look Lance, I know the prince! He can't help us." I said.
"You don't-WHA!" Lance slipped off the ledge of grass he was standing on, and a caught him in my arms.

We just stood there, silent,  looking deep into eachothers eyes.
"I-Um..." I stuttered. "You Ok?"
"Yeah, I um..." Lance stuttered as well.
"I guess we better find the, um..."
"-Prince," Lance finished.

"Ok," I put him down. "If we're gonna do this, we have to be smart. You stay here with Hunk and Matt. I'll go find the Prince."
Lance nodded. "Thank you," he smiled his adorable smile.

So there I was, walking off to do the last ting I ever wanted to do.

______

LANCE'S POV:


I sat with Matt and Hunk. They were explaining to me what my story was supposed to be.
"So, what was supposed to happen?" I asked.
"You were supposed to marry the Prince," Hunk said.
"Then what?" I asked.
Matt and Hunk looked at each other in confusion.
"That's it," Matt said. "That's where your story ends."
"That's all?" I stood up.
"What more could you want?" Hunk asked.
I pondered it. Somehow, I just felt there was more I was supposed to do, to have. I thought back to Keith. He was being very kind, finding the prince for us...

Suddenly, a loud(but low) chuckle was heard from above.
"Hello Lance!"
I looked up, and saw Lotor on a flying Glara board! I gasped in fear.
"Run!" Matt cried.

We scattered around the forest and hid in the trees. I hid behind a bush, and stayed silent.
Suddenly, I felt a tap on my shoulder and turned around.
Lotor punched me in the face, and knocked me out.

HUNK'S POV:

Matt and I were hiding from Lotor when  we saw him Fly by, Lance in his arms.
"Oh no!" I cried.
"After him!" Matt yelled.

We ended up and a cliff, where we found Keith and the prince talking.
"Keith!" we cried out.
Keith turned t us, scared.
"What are you doing here?! Where's Lance?!"
I pointed up at Lotor.
"NO!" Keith cried and turned to the prince. "What are you waiting for?! SAVE HER!"
"Oh! Right!" the Prince said. He started running, but fell off the cliff(Like the dumbass he is)!
He landed in a bush, and a bunch of Galra came out a captured him.

"Whoa," Matt said. "Was the prince always this dumb?"
"Yes," Keith said. He looked out in the distance at the castle. "We have to go save Lance and beat Lotor,"
"But how?" I asked.
"Easy!" Keith said. "We'll balance out the scales, and take the staff from her! And we'll do it all without a prince!"
I nodded.

"Let's go!"

______

LANCE'S POV:


"Poor Poor Lance," 
I awoke to the seductive and clear voice.
"Finally all alone,"
I stood up, and looked into the shadows of the tower where I apparently was.

Lotor sashayed up to me slowly.
"Now what should I do with you?" he asked. "Turn you into a toad? Poison you? Feed you to the rest of the Glara?"
I stood up tall. "I'm not scared of you." I said. "When the prince comes-"
"Oh," Lotor goraned. "That idiot!" he pressed a small remote and a giant crystal ball turned on across the room,.
In the crystal ball was an image of the prince. The Prince was crying and whining in  a cell.

"No!" I gasped. "He's the Prince! He can't-"
"-Can't what?" Lotor wrapped his arm around me. "Lose? Well sorry to break it to you, but in the real world, dreams don't come true!" he tried to zap me with the staff, but I dodged it.

And so, began a game of cat and mouse...



KEITH'S POV:

We walked up to the castle's gates, which were guarded by galra.
"What do we do?" Hunk whispered.
"Act cool," I said.
I walked up to the guard and finger-gunned him.
Hunk awkwardly did the same.
Matt went overboard, and we had to pull him away.

We tried to sneak through the ballroom, but some galra pulled me over to  able to make a toast for some reason.
"Um, I'd rather not guys." I said. "I have to get back to the kitchen!"
They glared at me.
One shoved a cup in my hand. "Toast." he said.
"Um, Ok!" I thought about it. Then, I had an idea:
"Here's to evil!" I said. "To enslaving others, and eating the unworthy! And to the biggest, baddest Glara of all!"
One of the galra wiped a tear. "That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me!"
"Hey! He was talking to me!" another one said.
While the galra argued, I slipped away to Hunk and Matt.

"So, what the plan?" Hunk asked.
"You two fix the scales. I'll get the staff from Lotor.

_______

We arrived at the top of the tower, just as Lotor blasted Lance with the staff. Lance fell to the ground in agony.
"Lance!" I cried out. I ran to Lotor, and knocked him to the ground.


LANCE'S POV:

Keith knocked Lotor to the ground.
"Keith!" I gasped.
Lotor threw Keith off of him, and the two stood up.
Lotor tried to zap keith again, but I pulled us both to the ground.
"Aw, would you look at that!" Lotor taunted. "lance likes the dishwasher!"
Lotor aimed at me, but Keith look the blow, and fell to the ground.
"Keith! No!" I cried.
Hunk and Matt ran to his side.

Lotor held the staff to my throat. He tripped though, and a portal opened up behind me.
"I'll tell you something," Lotor said. "This is your end: But it ain't gonna be happy!"
"NO!" I yelled, and tried to wrestle the staff out of his hands. "For years I've been letting you ruin my life! But no more!"
"Push him into the portal!" Hunk shouted out to me.

I grabbed the staff, pulled it around, and through it to the ground.
"Oops," Lotor said.
"You won't be needing it," I said. I punched him in the face, and he fell into the portal screaming.

"Nice Punch,"


I turned around, and saw Keith standing up.
"Keith!" I gasped and ran to him.
I cupped my hands around his face and kissed him.
 He let go a few seconds later.
"Hold on," he said. "I thought you wanted a Prince?"
"I had one all along," I hugged him.

"Aww..." Matt sighed.
"Looks like you got your hapopy ending after all!" Hunk said.
"Not an ending," I said. "A beginning!"

THE END


I hope you enjoyed! There's a bit more that happens after this part in the movie, but I'm lazy. Besides, it gives you a reason to watch the movie! Also, Corran was the wizard. 





Thursday, September 20, 2018

The joshua school video game

I have no idea if I already posted this because I couldn't find it when I looked through my blog for it. So I'm reposting it so I can show someone. Live with it. If you haven't seen this before, I warn you, it is VERY OLD.

So....Enjoy?


Wednesday, September 19, 2018

Voltron Klance oneshot--Hapily NEVER after AU PART 1

For those of you who haven't seen the movie, its really great and I advise you to watch it! Its on Netflix now. This one shot is also based off it. Also, roles are gonna be reversed here. Zarkon's prince, Lotor's man villein. It will all make sense(and will make you cringe) later.
So, lets attempt this WOOO!


KEITH POV:

 My name is Keith. And I live a pretty crappy life. I'm a servant for Prince Zarkon, and let me tell you: he's a dumbass. The guy can't do anything for himself! I even have to floss his fangs for him. Damn, the stuff I put up with...But my life isn't all bad! I have a really great friend. His name is Lance. And I have a huge crush on him. But he's in love with that dumbass excuse for royalty.
  Let me tell you how it all changed....


 So, some backstory: At the very top of the Prince's castle, there's a wizard. And he keeps the kingdom of Altea in balance of good and evil with these special scales. And his assistance, Hunk and Matt, make sure that they don't get out of balance. But Matt's bit of a trouble maker though, and says he wishes the stories of our kingdom were more edgy.



OK, so it all started on the night of Prince Zarkon's royal ball. The wizard was on vacation loeavin Hunk and Matt in charge, and I had snuck a few invites from the royal messenger so I could have an excuse to visit Lance. I kncoked on the door, and door emietetly swung open, to reveal Lance's eger face.
God he's so handsome...I thought.
"Oh, Keith. It's just you," Lance's face fell.
"Sorry to be a disappointment," I said.
"It's not that!" Lance said. "I was just expecting the royal messenger..."
"Why?" I smirked. "Did you think he'd have these?" I held up the invites.
Lance squealed with delight and swiped them away from me.
"Two for my stepsiblings, one for my stepfather, and...none for me." his face fell.
"Hey, what's that?" I tickled his ear, and revealed another invite.
Lance's face lit up again. "Finally!" he cheered. "I'll get to go to the castle, meet the prince..." looked at the portrait of the Prince that stood above the mantle.
 What does she see in him? I thought.
"I can't wait to meet him!" lance says. "Maybe I'll even get to dance with him!"

Just then, a commotion was heard from upstairs, and down came Lance's hideous stepsiblings, Marco and Veronica.
"The invites!" Marco cheered, grabbing them.
"Gimme them!" Veronica yelled and snatched them.
The two started to pity fight.
"QUIET!" yelled a strong voice, and a figure decended down the stairs.

It was Lotor, Lance's wicked stepfather. He was very intimidating.
"Alright, hand them over," he held out his hand to Lance.
Lance handed Lotor's invite ot him.
"All of them." Lotor said.
"I was invited," Lance said.
"No!" veronica said. "You can't let her go!"
"Yeah!" Marco said. "She's embarrass us!"
"Now Now," Lotor cooed. "She may go, but she has some things to attend to first." he handed Lance a scroll.
Lance opened it, and it rolled out passed his feet.
"That's a long list," I mumbled.
Lance was almost in tears while his stepfamily laughed.
"Lance you can just say no!" I said.
Lotor pushed me out the door. "You're not her prince charming!" he growled. "Stick to what you are: he dishwasher!" he salnmmed the door.

"Not true!" I yelled. "I do laundry too!"

_____


LANCE POV:

I had been working all day, and wasn't even halfway done with Lotor's list. I was scrubbing at the floor as fast as I could. Suddenly, a carriage pulled up in front of the house, and my step siblings rushed out the door.
Lotor walked past me.
"Pity," he cooed. "Guess your not going to the ball after all!" he kicked over my water bucket, and slammed the door.
I burst into tears. I was never going to meet the prince!
Suddenly, there was a burst of light, and I looked up. There was a woman with long white hair, dark skin, and wings standing there!
"Hello!" she said. "I'm Alurra, your fairy godmother! And I'm here to grant your wish to go to the ball!"
I perked up. "R-Really?"
"Of course!" she said. "Now lets get you our of those rags!"

TIME SKIP: AFTER ALL DAT BIPPITY-BOPPITY-BOO


I sat in a carriage made from a pumpkin with Alurra. I was wearing blue tux with golden stitching and glass shoes.
"Now I must warn you," Alurra said. "The spells I cast end at midnight. So you must leave before then."
"Got it," I said.
The carriage pulled up at the castle. I stepped out.
"Remember:" A;urra said. "It all ends at midnight!"
"Thank you," I said, and walked inside

KIETH'S POV:

This had to be one of the most awkward and boring nights in my life. You see,  Prince Zarkon can't do anything for himself, so he just follows instructions in this tiny book he keeps with him.
Sudenly, the doors opened, and a figure walked in.
It was Lance! He wore a blue tux and glass shoes. He was the handsomest man I've ever seen in my life....
The Prince instantly walked up to him. He bowed low, and look Lance by the hand. The two started to dance together.
It was the worst moment of my life. I stormed out of the room and back into the kitchen.

_____


HUNK'S POV:

Matt was messing around...again. He had been skipping channels on the crystal ball and decided to jump on top of it. He knocked it over, and we were now trying to get it back in place by using the wizard's staff.
"A little to the left..." Matt instructed from aside.
I levitated the crystal to the left, and set it down.
"Perfect!" Matt said.
I sighed. "Your such a troublemaker,"
"At least I'm not a goody-goody like you!" Matt says.
I growl at him.

Suddenly, a figure walked into the room. He had long white hair and purple skin.
"Lotor!" Matt and I gasped.
We recognized him as Lance's evil stepfather from the crystal ball. We had been told to keep an eye on Lance tonight since tonight was the royal ball.
But how did Lotor get up here?
"Hello boys," he said in his seductive voice.
"Whoa mamma," Matt breathed out.
"Not the time for your gay thoughts!" I hissed.
"So this is where it all happens," Lotor said. "And all this time, I thought it was fate!" he turned to us. "Alright, teach me!"
"Yeah, uh, we don't really do workshops," I said.
Lotor swung for the staff, but I swung it away.
Matt laughed. "Nice try! We're not letting you get the staff that easily!" he turned to me. "Zap him Hunk!"
I pointed the staff at him. Golden magic blasted out at him, but he blocked it with a compact mirrior! mIt blasted back at our feet and hit the carpet under us.
The crapet started to float.
"Oh, so when you say zap, you mean fly." Matt said sarcastically.
The carpet started to go our of control and flew out the window. But I dropped the staff in all the confusion!
I looked back and saw Lotor with the staff. He blasted the carpet, and it burned, leaving us to fall to ground miles away from the castle.


LOTOR'S POV:

I looked around the tower, then down at the staff in my hands.
"My My," I said. "All this power at my fingertips! What shall I do with it?"

I wandered around the room, until I found two scales. After messing with them for a while, I relized that they control who gets the upper hand in life: the good guys or the bad guys. I also was looking through a giant storybook, that displayed all the kingdom's stories. I searching through it when I saw my own.
"Wait, is that Lance?!" I gasped. The illustration sowed him marrying the prince!
"H-He marries the prince?! He gets the castle, the kingdom?! And I get Nada? Zilch? NOTHING?! OH NO! NOT WHILE I'M IN CHARGE!"

I lifted the book and slammed it down on the scale of evil.


 LANCE'S POV:

THIS IS THE BEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE! I thought. I was dancing with the prince! All eyes were on us! It was just him and me!
We danced our way outside, and stopped finally.
"SO, what ind of a man are you?" Prince Zarkon asked. "Prince? Damsel in distress?"
"I will be in distress," I said. "At midnight."
We leaned in to kiss...but suddenly I felt colder.
I looked down, and saw that my suit was gone! All that was left was a glass shoe of mine.
"What the-" I gasped. "But it's not midnight!"
The rpince looked up. "I'm sorry, but have you seen a handsome man anywhere?" He looked down and saw the shoe. "I must find him!" he picked up the shoe and ran away.
"No wait! I'm right here!" I called after him, but it was too late.

Suddenly, a bright light emitted from the tallest tower of the castle.

I went to find Keith.

_____

KEITH'S POV:


I was scrubbing pots and dishes angrily when Lance came rushing in, in his normal slave-wear.
"Lance!" I gasped. "What happened?"
Lance ran in in tears. "My suit disappeared!" he cried. "It was supposed to last until midnight, but I don't know what went wrong!"
"Don't worry,"I said "We'll-"
"And there's some weird light blasting from the tallest tower!" Lance said.
"Ok, that's not good," I said.

"Keith!" the other servant I work with, Shiro, celled me over to the window.
Lance and I looked down, and saw thousands of Galra storming the castle. They were all heading towards a balcony that had a pruple figure on top.

Lotor.

Lotor started to shout:
"Evildooers of our kingdom! We're always the losers, the bad guys. Is that fair? No. But all that changes tonight. Tonight I give you, Happily Never after!" he blasted magic into the sky.

"Oh god..." I gasped.
"We have to stop him!" Lance said.
"Maybe we could-"
"I know!" Lance interrupted me. "We'll find the prince! He's a hero! He'll be able to stop her!"
"Who, that dumbass?" I laughed. "We don't need him!"
"Yes we do!" Lance said. "We have to find him! C'mon!"
"You go and do that," I said. "I have dishes to clean."
"Fine!" Lance stomped away. "I don't need you anyway!"

OK, that hurt.

______


HUNK'S POV:

"Oh god, this is bad," I paced around the grass floor of the forest.
"What are we gonna do?" Matt said.
"Oh my god!" I stopped. "She has the wizard's staff!"
Matt gasped. "She could take over the kingdom!"
"We have to stop her," I said.
"I got it!" Matt cheered. "I've seen these story a bliion times over again, and who always saves the day?"
"The prince!" I gasped.

"Um, hello?"

We looked up, and saw a young man in rags walking to us.
It was Lance, Lotor's stepchild!
"Lance?" Matt said. "What are you doing here?"
"How do you know my name?" Lance asked. "Nevermind, it's not important. Have you seen a prince anywhere? Perfect face, perfect hair, perfect everything?"
"Were you coming fro the castle?" Matt asked.
"Yes!" Lance said. "It was awful! The Galra have taken over!"
"Looks like Lotor's been busy," Matt mumbled.
"We haven't seen the prince," I said. "But we're looking for him too!"
"Wonderful!" Lance cheered. "We can find him all together! What are your names?"
"I'm Hunk," I said. "That's Matt."
"We're the wizard's servants!" Matt said.
"Wizard?" Lance asked.
"Yes," I said. "He's the one who controls the stories of our kingdom. And your stepfather, Lotor, has stolen his staff and tipped the scales of good and evil!"
"That's awful!" Lance said. "But I'm sure the Prince will save us!"
I stood up. "Let's go find him then!"

KEITH'S POV:

I walked through the ballroom, which was flooded with galra. Music was playing, and everyone was having a good time. I was carrying a tray with the food orders for a group of Galra. I walked up to their table.
"One Balmarain, extra crispy," I set down the plates. "One Olkarian, medium rare, and an Arusion with fries,"
(I can just imagine how reading that made you feel....)
The galra stated to chow down.
"Do you need any refills on drinks?" I asked.
"Whoa kid!" one of the galra said. "Take a load off! Sit down!" he smiled.
"Alright, don't mind if I do!" I sat down and out my feet up. "Y'know! That's the first time someone has asked me to sit down!"
"What's your name kid?" another Galra at the table asked.
"Keith,"
"So are you a good guy, a bad gay, what are ya'?"
"Neither," I said. "I work in the kitchen."
"Let me offer some advice," one of the galra put an arm around me. "Around here, your either a good guy, or a bad guy. And if you look around-"-he gestured to the room and all the galra-"-I don't see much future in being good."
I nodded. "Well, I better get back to the kitchen and get you refills on your dinks!" I said.
I gathered their plates and made my way back to the kitchen.

____

I entered the kitchen to see Shiro glaring at me.
"What?" I asked.
"What are you just standing around here for?" he asked. "ou should be out there, right there by Lance's side!"
"Those guys are cool though!" I said. "They're not afraid to hang out with lower level servants."

_____

I walked back into the ballroom when Lotor entered the room. I dropped the platter of drinks and hid behind a corner.
"Attention!" Lotor said.
The music stopped, and everyone looked at Lotor.
"Evildoers!" he said. "Victory for us is near, but there is still a tiny spec of good that refuses to die! Go forth and find my stepson Lance and bring him to me!"
I gasped quietly.
"Work?" one of the galra said. "Before noon?"
Lotor glared at him.
"Yeah, we're kinda, work in the night and dark kinda guys." on of the larger ones said.
Lotor pointed the staff. It wrapped magic around, and he fell to the ground, half his size.
Everyone gasped.
"Why are you still here?" Lotor asked.
Everyone piled out of the castle.

____

I couldn't let those guys get to lance! He might of said some hurtful things, and so might I. But he was still my best friend and crush. I love him, and I wasn't going to let him get hurt.
I ran outside, to where the Galra's flying boards were.
"How do you fly this thing?" I said getting on.
It zoomed forward at an alarming speed.

"HOLY-"


TO BE CONTINUED.....


NEXT PART 

Saturday, September 8, 2018

Usless child animatic--Voltron Langst/Klance

I've seen people do langst to the song "My R", but I found this one cooler. It's pretty short

Here's the full english one: here
Here's the full orginal: here

Enjoy!and cry




The Hole animatic

Starting my friends:

T
Ariana or Sophie(Their twins and I was too lazy to draw both. Sorry guys! I'll do better next time!)
Sam
Maggie

Enjoy!


Monday, September 3, 2018

Voltron/Langst oneshot--Lance mpreg(ish)

For those of you don't know what MPreg is, It's basically male pregnancy. This is sorta like that. he doesn't necessarily give birth in this story. Anywho, this is inspired by many stories I've read and this  photo:


Image result for lance mpreg

Let's jump in!

Team Voltron landed on the new planet. It seemed as if adults almost didn't exist: There were so many children. It reminded Lance of home. He was always surrounded by his nieces and nephews at home.
"Lance?" Hunk nudged him.
"Oh, yeah?" Lance asked. "Sorry, I wasn't paying attention."
"Are you ever?" Keith snapped.
"Hey!" Lance snapped back. "You little-"
"Guys, stop it." Shiro said. "Lance, don't start fights."
"But Keith started it!" Lance objected.
A glare from Shiro shut him up.

"Welcome!" the leader of the planet came up to them. " I am Zain," he said. "And welcome, to Aquaris!"
"Its a pleasure ti be here," Alurra bowed down to him, and the paladins followed.
The leader took a look at each paladin s Alurra introduced them.
"And this is Lance," Alurra said.
Lance waved and put on a fake smiled.
The leader looked confused. "Are you sure?"
"Um, yes?" Alurra said. "I know he's not much, but he gets the job done!"
Zain nodded slowly. "I see. Well anyway, let us discuss this alliance!"

The paladins were standing up to leave, when the king raised a hand. "If I may, I would like to discuss something with the Blue paladin Lance in private."
The others looked nervous, but nodded and left.

"Did I do something wrong?" Lance asked.
"No," Zain said. "I'm just concerned for you. I had heard rumors that the Blue paladin was very energetic and lighthearted."
"I am!" Lance said. "I don;t know why you think I'm not.
"But you see, I am leader due to a magical ability I have: I can feel what others are feeling. And Lance, I feel such pain in you..."
Lance looked at the floor. "Oh, that."
"I might be able to help you. But first, tell me: How bad is it."
Lance rolled up his sleeve to show multiple scars and bandages.
"Oh my!" Zain gasped. "It is bad. Come with me!"

____

Lance and ain walked into a large science lab.
"Lance, do you know why we have so many children on this planet?" Zain asked.
"No sir," Lance sad.
"It's because its a cure. many of my people are depressed. Children are an outlet for them. It makes them happier and it increases our population, which had been incredibly lowered by Zarkon.. It's a win-win."
"Are you saying-"
"Lance, would you let us help you by gifting you with a child?" Zain asked.
Lance thought about it. "I don't know if the team would like that."
"Why not?"
"They already don't like me. Why would they allow me to have a child on the ship?"
"I understand," Zain said. "But if they didn't matter, what would your answer be?"
Lance thought again. "Definitely." he said. "I love children. They remind me of my own siblings and make me feel better."
"So, what's your answer?"
"No," Lance said. "The team would hate me."
"Normally I wouldn't advise this, but if the child will make you feel better, then why not just keep the child a secret?"
Lance looked up. "How? Babies cry and need constant attention. I won't be able to give that if I have to hide the baby."
"You lion is somewhat alive. It can help, can it not?"
Lance thought about it. "I just can't...."
"Then the only other thing I can think of to make you feel better is to tell your team how you feel."
Lance froze. "So, how are you going to make me a child?"

____

"Alright, there are some side effects to this," Zain said, as he took Lance's blood.
"Like what?" lance asked.
"Well, you won't necessarily give birth, but you will experience cramps and morning sickness. Also, your body will turn a bit more feminine. You won't grow breasts, but you will be able to breastfeed. Do you still wish to go through with this?"
Lance nodded. "I've always acted a bit feminine. About time I had the body for it."
"You know, you don't have to do this. You can always just tell the team how you feel."
Lance shook his head. "They would just think I'm being selfish."
"I'm sorry to hear that. Hopefully this little light will help you." he ejected the blood into a small machine and the machine powered up."
"The process of when the child comes out will be painful. It will feel like giving birth," Zain warned.
"I'm ready." Lance said.
"The child will be ready in about a month."

_____


Lance sat alone in his room. He wasn't feeling too well. He thought back to the week before. Guess the morning sickness was kicking in. He ran into the bathroom and puked.
"Oh god," he moaned. "I hate this-BLAAAA" he puked again.
Finally, after what felt like ten whole minutes, he finally stopped puking. He flushed the toilet, washed his face off.

Lance tried to pull on his pants,but they kept falling down. He looked at himself in the mirror: His waist had shrunk, and his hips had also shrunk. He gotten much skinnier. Guess is feminine form was coming out.  He grabbed a piece of of robe he kept in the emergency supplies back, and wrapped it around his waist as a belt.

Suddenly, something in his pocket vibrted. He dug in his pockets and found a communicator ringing. He picked up.
"Hello?" he said.
"Hello Lance!" Zain said from the other end. "i just wanted to check up on you. Are you feeling any symptoms yet?"
"I am," Lance said. "I got morning sickness and my clothes barely fit anymore due to my new body form."
"I see," Zain said. "Well, the child is starting to even up a body and brain. We believe it is a female. Start thinking of names!" '
"I will," Lance chuckled, and hung up. Then, he headed down to breakfast.

____

"Lance, why are you wearing rope?" Keith asked annoyed.
"I needed a belt," Lance said. "I couldn't find one though."
"Isn't that uncomfortable?" Pidge asked.
"It works," Lance said. "That's all that really matters" he shrugged. he sat down and started to eat.
But the others gave him weird looks the whole time. lance stopped eating.
"What?" he asked.
"have you...lost weight?" Shiro asked carefully.
Lance looked at himself and shrugged. "I guess," he said.

Lance was training in the training room. A robot fell from the ceiling and Lance shot it down in an instant. But another one snuck up behind him and kicked him to the floor.
"End training sequence," Lance said.
He slowly sat up and gripped his stomach. It was stinging, even though he hadn't been truck there.
Were these the cramps, Zain told him about?
Lance tried to breath, but it hurt too much. It took short breaths, and tried to stand. He walked slowly back to his room.
Lance laid on his bed, tears threatening to spill. He hadn't felt such pain in his life...


Hunk knocked on his door. "Lance?" he called. "Are you Ok in there?
"I'm...Fine...." Lance whimpered.
"Uh, you don't sound fine. I'm coming in!" Hunk entered and saw Lance curled up on his bed.
"Lance! What happened?" Hunk asked as he kneeled at lance's side.
"It's just cramp," Lance choked out. "It'll pass,"
"Dude, how did you get a cramp?" Hunk asked.
"I don't know," lance said.
Slowly, the ramp passed, and lance sat up. "Ok...I'm good." he said.
"Thank god," Hunk sighed. "We should ask Coran for some pain killers in case it happens again."

____

After three weeks, Lance awoke in horror to see he had wet the bed.
"Oh my god," Lance gasped. "My water just broke!"
He quickly picked up his cominutcator. "Zain!"
"Lance!" Zain picked up. "The child is almost about to-"
"My water broke!" Lance said.
"You must get here as fast as you can," Zain said. "Your about to go into labor!"

lance ran as fast as he could into his lion.
"My cub!" Blue said. "What is wrong?"
"It's a long story, but I'm going into a kind of labor! I'm going to feel the pain of having child and have to get to Aquaris!"
Lance blasted off as quickly and quietly as possible.

_____

Lance stumbled into the medial room of Aquaris' castle.
"Lance!" Zain ran up to hi and laid him on a bed. "We'll put the numbing medicine in you, then bring in the child's pod. But stay calm! We've done this before."
Lance nodded as the pain started to increase.

After a painful hour, it was the final stretch.
"C'mon Lance!" Zain yelled. "Just push a little harder!"
Lance pushed and screamed. "GAAAAH!!!"
Suddenly, the sound of crying filled the room. Everything stopped. Lance stopped screaming, and tears filled his eyes. He felt the sudden urge to do anything to stop the crying.

He had done it...


_____

Zain came to Lance, holding a small punk bundle. He handed it to Lance, and Lance gasped.
 Inside the bubble, was a baby girl. She had tan skin and dark brown hair. Freckles littered her skin, and she slept soundly.
Tears of pride filled Lance's eyes. For the rest of his life, he wanted nothing more but to see her smile. He never wanted to see her cry, ever.
"Well Lance," Zain smiled. "What's her name?"
"Isabelle" Lance said.

Zain helped fill his lion with everything he would need to raise his child: A small bed, a stuffed animal(Some weird mermaid like thing), and a milk bottle that never ran dry. It would always refill.
"Just remember, she'll need to breastfeed for the first two weeks. It'll come naturally. Zain had said
 He also packed him with with dippers, a parenting book, clothes for the child, and baby food.
"Thank you," Lance said. "For everything!"
"Your welcome." Zain said. "I advise you tell your team eventually, but you can tell them anytime. I'll be checking in every once in a while. Feel free to visit anytime!"
"I will," Lance said. "Thank you,"

______

TIME SKIP: ONE WEEK

Lance awoke inside the Blue lion. he had moved all his stuff there so that we would never be apart from Isabelle longer than he had to be. He yawned, and looked over at Isabelle. She was sleeping peacefully in her little crip.
"Good morning Blue," Lance said.
"Good morning," Blue said. "I still can't believe you've become a father!"
"Mother," Lance corrected.
Isabelle started to whine a little.
"Well good morning!" Lance smiled. "I bet your hungry again, aren't you?" Lance pulled off his shirt and brought Isabelle up to his chest. She started to suck his nipple.
It had felt weird at first, but now Lance had gotten used to it.
After Isabelle was done eating, Lance ser her down to nap, while he got dressed.

Lance looked at his clothes. He hated them. they didn't fit and didn't feel right now that he had become more feminine.  Suddenly, Lance had an idea. He walked out of his Lion and to ALurra's room.

"Oh, it's you." Alurra seemed a little down that it was Lance at her door.
"Sorry," Lance said. "I just came to ask for a favor."
"What do you want?" she sounded annoyed.
"I just wanted to borrow some clothing. My cloths don't fit anymore."
Alurra looked surprised. "bu lance, all I own are dresses."
"And?" Lance looked unphased.
"Oh well, um...be right back!"  she shut the door. She opened it as second later holding a long, but casual blue and with dress. "Will this do?"
"Perfect!" lance said. "Thank you so much!"

Lance put on the dress. Isabelle sat on the bed and clapped her hands together. "Mamma pretty!"
"Thank you!" Lance smiled. "Blue, what do you think?"
"If you like it, I love it!" she said.
Lance chuckled. "Well, time to go to breakfast!"'

_____

Lance entered the dining room to shocked faces.
"L-Lance?" Keith was cracking up.
"What are you wearing?" Hunk asked.
"A dress," Lance said. "Alurra let me have it."
"Did Pidge dare you to do this?" Shiro asked.
"What?" Pidge said. "Why do you blame me?!"
"Don't blame Pidge," Alurra said. "He really asked me for it. Said he clothes didn't fit him anymore."
"Lance, you could've just asked me," Coran said. "I have tons of spare clothes!"
"That's OK," Lance said. "I really like this dress!" he spun around in it, and the skirt floated.
"Why don't your clothes fit anymore?" Keitt  asked. "If you grew, there's no way you'd fit into Alurra's clothes."
"I think I just lost weight." Lance said.
"You sure did!" Hunk walked over to him. "Have you been eating! Your skin and bones man!" He lifted up his dress(He had shorts Alurra lent him on) and gasped. There was a hickie on hs nipple.(From Isaelle suking it. Does that happen? let's just roll with it.) 
"Hunk!" Lance pulled his dress down. "What the heck?!"
"What the heck indeed!" Hunk said. "You have hickey! Who the eff is effing Lance?!"
"No one!" Lance said.
"Then where'd that hikey come from?!" Pidge asked.
Lance sighed. "Fine." he said. "I guess I couldn't hide her forever-"
"HER?!" The team gasped.
"Just follow me."

_____

Lance and the team arrived at his lion. "Now what I'm going to show you is shocking. But you have to promise to be quiet."
The team nodded in confusion.
They entered, andLance led them to the crib.
"HOLY CROW!" Pidge screamed.
Isabelle woke up, and stated to cry. Lance picked her up and cradled her.
"Pidge!" he scolded. "You said you'd be quiet!"
The baby started to whimper.
"Shh..Shh..It's Ok! Mommy's here!" lance cooed.
"Lance, what is going on?!" Shiro said.

"Remember when we went to Aquaries?" Lance asked. "How Zain wanted to talk to me in private? Well, apparently he could read my emotions. He saw how depressed I was, and suggested a cure. Isabelle. They helped give me a child. There were some side effects. Such as me feeling he process of pregnancy and turning a bit more feminine."
"So that's why you're wearing that dress!" Hunk said.
"Also because I generally like it." Lance said.
Alurra spoke up "C-Can I hold her?"
"Of course!" Lance smiled.
Alurra took Isabelle in her arms. "She looks just like you!" she laughed.
"lance, why didn't you tell us about this?" Shiro asked.
"I thought you'd not want me to have a child on the ship," Lance looked at the floor. "I'm sory if that's still true...."
"Lance, its fine." Keith said. "Sure, it would've been good to have been prepared, but we're not gonna kick her or you out."
"She's kinda stuck with us now," Pidge laughed.
Lance took Isabelle back.

"Welcome to team Voltron, Isabelle"

THE END

Sunday, September 2, 2018

LANGST oneshot--Life is short



Lance starts to have episodes in which he can't breath. But he's never had asthma. This takes place at the beginning of season 7, and let's pretend they still have the castle. Slight Alurrance 

Also a pic, just to rub salt to the wound MWA HA HA!!!

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WARNING: SAD ENDING


Lance sat up, gasping for air desperately. His chest felt like it was stabbed, and he couldn't breath. After about a minute, air filled his lungs finally, and he breathed hard.
These episodes had been happening for at least two days. he had no idea where they were coming from. But they were getting worse and worse. he wasn't sure if he'd even survive the next one.
He decided to talk to Alurra about it.

He knocked on ALurra's door, and she opened it.
"Lance, it's the middle of the night," Alurra groaned. "What do you want?"
"Alurra, I've been having these episodes recently, and I'm not sure where they're coming from. I thought you could help me."
Alurra's eyes softened. "Oh. Come in,"

Lance sat down on her bed, and described his problem.
"Out of nowhere, I won't be able to breath, and it feels like I'm being stabbed. It last about a minute, and then it goes away. i'm scared I won't live through the next one..."
Alurra looked at the ground. "lance, do you remember the omega shield?" she asked
"Yeah," Lance said. "I got knocked out and you helped me wake up."
Alurra had guilt in her eyes. "Lance, you weren't knocked out....You had died."

Lance' heart stopped for a second. "Wha-What?"
"You died. But I brought you back with Quintessence," Alurra said. "But I'm afraid...it must only be temporary..."
"Are you saying I'm dying?" Lance's voice was barely above a whisper.
Alurra nodded slowly.
lance burst into quiet sobs. Alurra hugged him tightly.

"H-How long do I have?" Lance asked.
"I'm not sure..."Alurra said. "Perhaps a week?"
Lance nodded. He stood up. "Don't tell the others," Lance said.
"Why not?" Alurra asked.
"Shiro just got back. I dont want them to think that I'm looking for attention."
"Why would they ever think that?"
"You just have to trust me," Lance said.

_____

The paladins walked into the control room. Well, except Lance.
"Where's Lance?" Alurra asked.
They shrugged.
"Probably sleeping in," Pidge said.
"I'll go get him," Alurra said.
Just as the doors closed behind her, she bolted to Lance's room.

Alurra found lance alseep on his bed. She shook him awake frantically.
"Lance!" she said.
Lance bolted up. "What? What is it?"
Alurra sighed in relief. "Thank goodness! I thought might of passed!"
"I thought you said I had a week?!" Lance said.
"I think you have a week. I just wanted to make sure you didn't go early..." Alurra said.
Lance nodded. "Thanks,"

____

For the next week, Lance spent as much time with everyone he could. he would help Pidge with whatever she allowed him to, would train with Keith as well as he could, cook with Hunk, catch up a little with Shiro, and give Coran a hug whenever he saw him.
He spent the most time with Alurra. She helped him film a goodbye video for his family for when the others arrived at Earth.

"Alurra?" Lance asked.
"Yes?" Alurra said.
"I need you to promise me something."
"Anything,"
"Promise me you'll keep going."Lance said. "When I die, I want you to keep going. I know you probably would, even if I didn't ask you. I mean, I bet the others won't even notice I'm gone a few days after I die! But just...keep going. OK?"
Alurra was horrified. "How could you say something like that?" she gasped. "Of course the others will mourn you! "
Lance just looked away. "Promise me."
Alurra sighed. "I promise."

____

It was Lance's last day. That day, he found it extra difficult to wake up in the morning.
Lance stumbled into the control room.
"What are you, Drunk?" Pidge joked.
The others laughed, even Lance.
But Alurra just looked at him with sad eyes. "There's a Galra fleet close to us attacking a peaceful planet." She looked at Lance, who nodded at her weakly.
"Suit up," she said.

Alurra stopped Lance just before he got in his lion.
"Please," she cried. "The others can handle it. I don't want you to die, let alone in battle!"
Lance shook his head. "I can't let the others think I'm lazy."
"Why do you think they think so bad of you?" Alurra asked.
Lance got into his lion.


____

TIME SKIP: AFTER BATTLE

Pidge ripped off her helmet. "Whoo!" she said. "We kicked those Galra's butts!"
Alurra ran up to them, panicked.
"Princess, what's wrong?" Shiro asked.
"Where's Lance?!" she cried.
"Not sure," Keith said.

"I'm....here..." Lance stumbled into the room. Suddenly, he fell to the ground.
"NO!" Alurra caught him. "No no no no...not now!"
"Alurra, what's going on?" Hunk asked.
Alurra picked Lance up, and ran to the infirmary, the others right behind her.

____

(If you really want to feel this part, Listen to "Stay Alive reprise" from hamilton)

Alurra laid Lance down on the bed.
"It's ok," Alurra held his hand. "Your going to be ok..."
"Oh Alurra," Lance breathed. "We both know that's not true..."
"What are you doing?!" Shiro said. "We need to get him to a healing pod!"
"It won't help," Lance said.
"Alurra what's going on?!" Hunk yelled.
Alurra had tears in his eyes.
"Lance I'm going to miss you so much!"Alurra cried, tears falling onto Lance's hand.
"I'll miss you too," Lance said.
"WHAT'S GOING ON?!" Pidge screamed.
Lance winced at the noise. Alurra shushed Pidge.
"He's going to die," Alurra said.
The paladins were shocked.
"Lance no!" Hunk ran to him.
"G-Guys," Lance choked out.
All the paladins leaned in to hear Lance's quiet voice.
"I-I love you all so much..." he whispered. "I now me dying probably doesn't mean a lot to you all. But I just want to let you know I'm going to miss you all so much."

"G-Goodbye..."

And with that, Lance's hand went limp....and he died.

_____

"NO!" Alurra and Hunk fell to the ground in sobs. "WHY!!!"
Pidge was crying into Shrio's shirt, while Shiro and Keith's expressions were shocked.

"H-How?" Keith finally spat out. "How did he die?"
Alurra stood up. "Back when we were fixing the omega shield, Lance had taken a deadly blow. he died...But I brought him back with Quintessences! But it was only temporary. He begged me not to tell you he was dying. I'm sorry."
"Why did he think in dying wouldn't mean anything?!" Pidge bawled.
"I tried to find out why he thought you didn't think well of him. But he never told me..."


____

Three weeks later, they arrived on Earth and set a funeral for Lance. Lance;s family, friends, and the paladins all helped bury him.
On hat day, it was raining. And up in heaven...

Lance was splashing in puddles.

THE END


Did I make you cry? I bet I did. I'm sorry.





I WANT THIS SO BAD!!!!!!

I WANT THIS SO BAD!!!!!

What do I want?


THIS

Voltron season 8 hopes

These are my hopes for Voltron season 8. I put the diolouge under the video.






1. Klance

Alright, I know its not likely, but there is some solid evidence! The creators have said that Lance will not be a rebound, and will be someones first choice. They always talk about his significant other, and never girlfriend. Plus, discovering he's bi would be part o a character arc!

Wait. What if he gets with Ryan Kinkade?! I've seen people shipping them OH MY GOD!!!!!

 2. Galra emperor Keith

Due to the parels of Lotor and Zarkons fight vs Keith and Sendaks fight, some people(including myself) hope he becomes the emperor!

3. BIG FIGHT WITH HAGGAR!

Finally, we'll see the final member of the royal family get their butt kicked!!!




Saturday, September 1, 2018

Voltron Klance oneshot--Little mermaid AU

Klance, but it's the little mermaid! Inspired by:



I. LOVE. ELENTORI'S. ART. SO. STINKIN. MUCH.







 And many more HERE

I'll be basing this off the Disney version. Also, the big climax won't be the same as the one in the movie, because I'm lazy.


Once upon a time, in the magical under water kingdom of Altea, the was little merman. His name was Lance.  He was incredibly curious, and longed to know more about the world above him.He would always go on adventures to the surface with his best friend Hunk. But his cruel father, King Alfor, forbade him to explore.
He never listened.
Today, Lance had forgotten a very important concert he was supposed to star in, and was being scolded:

"How many times have we been through this?!" King Alfor groaned. "The surface is dangerous!"
"No it's not!" Lance cried. "You've never even been up there!"
"They killed your mother! Isn't that reason enough to hate them?!" Alfor yelled.
"But that was years ago! They've changed!"
"And how would you know? Have you met one?"
Lance looked at trhe ground.
"Please Lance," Alfor sighed. "I just want to protect you-"
"FROM WHAT?! I bet you've never met a human either!" Lance swam away, his best friend Hunk behind him.

____

Lance and Hunk sat in Lance's secret grotto. It was where he kept all his secret treasures he had found form the world above. He was fiddling with a fork in his hands, humming a song.
"What are you humming?"
Hunk and Lance looked up to see Pidge, another one of their friends, enter the grotto.
"It was a song I wrote," Lance said. "I haven't found any words for it yet though."
"Oooh! What's that!" Pidge pointed to the fork.
"I don't know. I found it today!" Lance smiled.
"What should we call it?" Hunk asked.
"A...Dinglhopper!" Lance held the object up high.
"I like it!" Pidge said.

Just then, a large shadow appeared over the grotto.
"What's that?" hunk asked.
"Let's go find out!" Lance smiled and swam to the surface.

____

Lance arrived at the surface, to see a giant ship on the water. colors shooting into the sky, and music fiulled the air.
"Oh no no no," Hunk said. "Exploring is one thing, but actually getting this close to humans-"
"-This is our chance!" Lance smiled. She started to swim to the ship.
"But Lance!" Pidge said. "They could see you!"
"I'll stay hidden!" Lance said.

Lance climbed up to a ledge next to the ship, and peeked on board. Humans were everywhere! Most of them wore blue and white stripes, but there was one human wearings  red tunic.
He was beautiful...
Pidge sat up on the ledge with him "What are you looking at?" she asked.
"Him," Lance sighed, and pointed to the man in the red tunic.
Pidge looked at the man. "He's getting awfully close..."
Lance smiled even more.
"Oh no.." Pidge facepalmed. "This can not be happening. Of all the people-"
"Shh! He's talking!" Lance listened closely to the man, who was now with a older man.

The older man had brown hair with a tuff of white.
"I don't want to put a downer on your party Keith, but your officially 17. You need to be looking for a bride." the man said.
"What if I'm not looking for a bride, Shiro?" the boy, Keith, said. "Maybe it's a groom I'm looking for..."

Lance squealed with excitement and Pidge shushed him.

"So Keith, it's tradition that every prince gets a statue on their 17th birthday. And I know you don't like attention, so here!" he held out a small box.
Keith opened it, and inside was a tiny figurine of him in paladin armor.
Keith laughed. "I love it," he said. "Thank you!"

Just then, a strike of lightning came out of no where, and hit the ship!
Lance and Pidge were thrown into the water, along with the crew.
"Pidge! Go help the crew!" Lance said. "I'll save Keith!"

Lance swam and swam, and eventually saw Keith. he was hanging on to a piece of drift wood, unconscious. He slipped off, and started to drown.
"No!" Lance cried. He dove down after him.

____

Lance panted hard, sitting on the beach. Keith was laid down next to him, unconscious still.
Hunk swam up to the shore next to him. "Lance! Thank god you're Ok!" he said.
"Hunk, have you ever seen someone so beautiful?" he looked at Keith was longing eyes.
Hunk thought about it. "Well, that girl Shay from the village I think beats him."
Lance rolled his eyes and laughed.

Lance started to stroke Keith's hair and hum his long.
 "What would I give, to be where you are," he mumbled lyrics. "What would I give, to be here beside you?"
Keith's eyes peeked open....

Suddenly, footsteps could be heard. Lance and Hunk dove back into the ocean.

"Prince Keith!" Shiro woke him up, and helped him to his feet. "Are you alright?"
"That man," he mumbled. "He...he saved me. He had...such a nice voice...."
"You must of breathe to much water," Shiro said. "Let's get you back to the castle!"

____

The next day, Lance couldn't stop thinking about Keith. Every time he thought about hi, his heart would flutter. Lance was practicly dancing everywhere that day, his heart fluttered so much.
Lance picked up a flower, humming.
He bumped into his father.
"Oh!" Lance smiled. "Good morning Daddy!" he tucked the flower behind his fathers ear, and swam away singing.

"Oh, he's got it good." Coran, King Alfor's advisor swam up next to the king.
"Got what?" Alfor asked.
"Isn't it obvious?" Coran fiddled with his mustache. "The young Prince is in love!"
"Lance? In love?"

____

Lance swam into his grotto, to find Hunk and Pidge already there.
"Hey guys!" lance smiled.
"Lance, we have a surprise for you!" Pidge said.
"Ooh! What is it?" Lance was eager. He loved sunrises.
Hunk and Pideg side-wimed, and revealed a tiny figurine of Keith behind them.
Lance squealed. "I LOVE IT!" he squeaked out.
"I knew you would!" Hunk said.
Lance swam up and looked at the figurnine.
"Hello Keith?" he played with it. "What's that? Run away with you? Wow! This is so sudden!" he laughed.
Suddenly, a large shadow fell upon Lance.
 He looked up, and saw King Alfor, furious.
Pidge and Hunk quickly swam away.
"F-Father!" Lance cried, and hugged the figure tight.
"What is all this?!" Alfor yelled. "I told you to stay away from humans!"
"But I met one!" Lance blurted out.
"WHAT!"
"He's handsome, kind, and I love him!"
"You don't even know him!"
"I don't care!"
Alfor raised his magic Tritant and started to destroy Lance's collection.
"Father no!" Lance screamed. he put down the Keith figurine, and swam to stop his father.
Alfor looked at the little toy, and pointed his Tritant.
"FATHER NOOO!!!!" Lance screamed as the figurine was destroyed.

Lance fell to the ground in tears.

___

Lance cried for hours and hours. He looked up at his broken toy. He picked up Keith's tiny head in his hands. He started to cry again.

Sudeenly, something fell in front of him: it was a large purple bubble.
Lance carefully picked it up in his hands, and an voice started to speak.
"Gah!" Lance gasped.
"Calm down child," the bubble said. "I know someone who can help you."
Lance wipped his tears.
"Who?"
"Haggar, the sea witch."
Lance had heard lengands about Haggar, but never thought she was real.
"Follow me, I can take you to her!" the bubble started to float away.

Pidge and Hunk looked up to see Lance following some kind of purple orb. They swam up to him.
"Lance, where are you going?" Hunk asked.
"I'm going to Haggar, the sea witch," Lance said.
"WHAT?!" the two shouted.
"But she's a monster!" Pidge said.
"If she can help me see Keith again, its worth it!" lance said.

____

Lance arrived at a dark cave, and the purple orb led him iside.
"Lance, please reconsider this," Hunk said.
"It's the only way!" Lance said. "Why did you even come?"
"To protect you if anything goes wrong!" Pidge said.

"Welcome," said a voice, and the three merpeople looked up.
The sea witch Haggar, sat in a large throne made of bones.
She swam up to Lance, and help his chin up with one finger. "Oh, you poor unfortunate soul! What seems to be troubling you?"
"I uh, need to become a human." Lance said. "To be with my true love."
"I see, but it will come at a price." Haggar said.  She started to put various liquids inside a large pot.

"I'll make you a potion that will make you a human for three days." she finished it and put it in a bottle. "And if you can get this True Love you speak of to kiss you, then you stay human forever! But, if you don;'t then you turn back into a mermaid..and become my servant for the rest of your life."
"Don't do this-!"
"Deal." Lance interrupted Pidge and Hunk.

"But I will need one more thing," Haggar grinned. "Your voice."
"But without my voice, how can I-"
"You'll figure it out!" Haggar snapped. "Do we still have a deal?"
A large scroll and quill appeared in front of him.
Out of adrenaline and impulse, he sighed it quickly.
"NO!" Hunk and pidge cried.

Lance's breathing started to get faster, and his waist started to ache. He feet hurt, and his legs were stinging. Suddenly, he couldn't breath!
Pidge and Hunk swam up to him, and pushed him other surface....

____


Lance gasped for air as he reached the surface. Pidge and Hunk pushed him to shallow waters, where he could sit.
"Thanks guys!" he said, but no noise came out. He rubbed his neck. It felt so empty...
"I can not believe you just did that!" Pidge said.
"Your dad's gonna be ticked." Hunk said.
"Chill guys, he can't get to me here!" lance tried to say as he smirked.
"Lance, you have no voice." Pidge rolled her eyes.

 Right.

"Let's get you some of those thing human's wear. What's it called...oh yes! Cloths." Hunk found a wet piece of a sail, and some robe, and wrapped it around Lance.
"Now go find that boy!" Hunk patted his friend on the  back.
Lance tried to stand, but fell back into the water.
"Right, he doesn't know who to use those things yet," Pidge said.

Lance tried again, and managed to stay upright, He tried to take a step, and stood on the sand. He made his way over to  a rock, and sat down, out of breath.
The other two cheered him on.
Suddenly, they looked shocked, and dove into deeper water.
Lance looked behind him, and saw Keith walking his way!

Keith walked up to Lance.
"Excuse me, but have we met?" Keith asked.
Lance nodded.
"It's you!" Keith smiled. "The one I've been looking for! What's your name?"
"LANCE!" Lance cheered, but remembered he didn't have a voice."What's wrong?" Kirth asked.
Lance patted his neck.
"You don't have a voice?" Keith sighed. "You must not be him then..."
Lance leaned forward a little, and accitdentaly fell off the rock!
Luckily, keith caught him.
"Are you Ok?" he asked.
lance wobbled on his legs, but fell to the ground.
"Can you not walk?" Keith asked.
Lance shook his head.
 "Come with me," Keith said, and helped him up. "We'll get yup figured out."

____

The next day, Lance and Keith walked around town together. based on what lance could explain without a voice, Keith amused Lance had been a part of a shipwreck, and had lost his muscle memory of how to walk.
But Lance was getting better at it! He could now take more than tweet steps without falling!
 Lance was fascinated by everything!

 TIME SKIP:

At the end of the day, Keith took Lance on a boat ride.

It was incredibly romantic, and fireflies lit up the sunset blue sky. Keith and Lance looked at each other with longing in their eyes. Keith leaned in, and Lance leaned in oo. The two lips brsuhed...

But then the boat tipped over!

"I got you!" Keith helped Lance up.

MEANWHILE:

Haggar looked at the two lovebirds through her crystal ball. "that was close!" she growled. "Too close!"
She drank a potion, and put on her neckline that contained Lance's voice
"Time to take things into my own hands!"

____


Lance awoke the next morning. he had been staying in Keith's castle for the time being. This was his last day as a human....
 "Lance!"
Lance looked out his window. Below him was the ocean and Pidge and Hunk were looking up at him.
"We were listening to the humans talk, and we heard that Keith is planning on getting married!" hunk said.
"You did it!" Pidge cheered.
Lance started jumping up and down.
"Go!" Hunk said.
Lance nod dded fast and started running down the hall.

Lance looked down, and saw Keith, but he was with a woman. The woman leaned on him.
lance was confused.
"We'd like to married this afternoon at sunset if possible," Keith said to Shiro.
Lance felt tears in his eyes and ran away.

____

Lance looked out in the distance as the wedding ship left the harbor. He cried and cried. His life was over. He was going to be a slave to the sea witch, and never see Keith again...
"Lance!" Pidge and Hunk popped out of the water.
Lance looked at them, his eyes red from crying.
"Lance! The woman isn't a woman!" Hunk said.
lance made a confused face.
"That woman Keith is marrying? It's Haggar in disguise! She's taken your voice and put a spell on Keith!" Pidge said.
Lance's eyes widened. He pointed to the ship frantically.
"We have to get you to that ship!" Pidge said. She quickly tried soem rope around a barel, and Hunk grabbed thje roipe.
"Hunk, pull Lance to the ship! I'll distract the wedding!" Pidge dove into the water.
Lance jumped in and grabbed onto the barel as Hunk pulled him to the ship.

___

Lance pulled himself onto the ship. He could see Pidge chucking seashells at the guests.
But Keith and imposter Haggar didn't seem to care as they kept walking down the isle.

Lance ran to Haggar, and tackled her. The guests gasped.
"Let go of me!" Haggar said in Lance's voice.
lance ripped her necklace off, and smashed it on teh ground.
"NO!" Haggar said, her normal voice back.
Lance's voice flew back into Lance's throat, and he gasped. "It's...it's back!" he cheered.

"Lance!" Keith ran to him, the spell on him broken. "You can talk! Your the one I've been looking for!"
"Oh Keith, I tried to to tell you!" Lance sighed lovingly.
The two leaned in, and werw about to kiss...
Suddenly, Lance let out a cry of pain, and fell to the ground.
The sun had set, and his third day was over. He had turned back into a merman.
"Ha!" Hagagr crawled over to them, her own tail back. "You're too late!" she grabbed Lance.
"let me go!" he cried.
Haggar dragged him back into the water.


____

"Let my son go!" Alfor held his Tritant to Haggar's neck.
"AhAh!" Haggar said. "We made a deal!" she held up the contract.
Alfor tried to blast it, but it stayed in one peice.
"HA! THE CONTRACT'S LEGAL!" she yelled.
"Daddy I'm sorry!" Lance cried.

Suddenly, a splash was heard. Haggar turned around just in time for Keith to stab her with a knife.  She screamed in pain, and fell to the ground. She turned into sea foam(Grim brothers reference!)!
Keith swam back up to the surface and to the shore.

____

Lance looked out at Keith on shore. Keith looking back.
Both longed for each other.
Suddenly, a bright light shined from Lance's hip. Lance looked down, and saw a pair of legs!
He looked out, and saw his father, smiling. lance smiled back, and ran through te water to his true love.

Keith and Lance shared a strong embraced, and fianally kissed.

THE END