Minecraft Log #16.5 : Multiplayer Special

10/27/26
(OK im technically writing this the day AFTER(10/28/26)but idc lol)

So today we got something different--online multiplayer! A friend I met at an event in NYC and I played online in his creative-mode world! I'd never done multiplayer and it was a super fun experience! 

I'll call my friend his minecraft username Pocket for now lol

I didnt technically have to use the in-game chat because we have discord together. But Pocket sent a message using it so i followed suit. It was kinda hard, because i'm on switch and typing is a hassle. I ended up having to use "Ella Minnow Pea" type speach(IFKYK lol), but I still had lots of fun!

My first build was a big super S out of simple oak planks(because ofc it was a super s lol)just to kinda get the hang of it lol. Im glad i did it because it did take a bit to get used to lol. Meanwhile Pocket made a house! 

While he was building I explored a nearby village for inspiration of what to build next. I found a simple fountin and decided on that. Pocket helped me decide on materials(shiny!)and I got to work! I decided to build a little garden/backyard right behind Pocket's house and put the fountin there. So I dug up a patch of the stone and replaced it with grass, and set up a fense around it too. Despite that, a cow and spider kept getting in!!! But it was creative mode so the spider couldnt hurt me, just annoy me. Unfortunately I couldnt hurt them either lol. Anyway--at first I tried to build the fountin from gold but had to swap to quartz.

In the meantime, Pocket finished his house! He invited me in to show me. It was made of stone, with redstone torches lighting the doorway. Inside there were decapitated steve heads, and he used redstone dust to depict blood. There were spooky signs saying things like "herobrine was here". It was very spooky, I approved lol(it is spooky season afterall!). 

I returned to my little garden and finished my own build before calling Pocket over. He said he liked it, especially the fountin. And i told him "every house needs a pickit fence :)"

Next, Pocket and I went to the village. He build a large contraption in the sky, from purple blocks(???), despensers, and red stone contraptions. I asked Pocket what it was, and he told me to fill the despensers with TNT and he'd show me. I completely failed to stack them and eventually Pockey told me to just press the button. I did, and a line of TNT was launched onto the village! It did a ton of damage! It was so cool!!! But evil. BUT ITS SPOOKY SEASON SO EVIL IS ALLOWED! >:))) We played with the gadget for a while--i got knocked off multiple times, and at one point pressed the button twice because I got too excited and broke the machine-oops)--, before I told Pocket to follow me. 

I led him over a nearby hill where I had spotted something earlier. It was a ruined nether portal! But I didnt know for sure what it was at the time so i just called it a "thingy". Pocket repaired it and I took my first ever steps into the Nether!

I didnt get to explore it too much, because I'd be trying to tyoe something and suddenly Pocket will have teleported me to the top of the Nether and back down. But from what I could see there were a lot of valuable ores there! I definitely look forward to checking it out in my own world! 

Only a few minutes later, Pocket had to log off. But he said he had fun and that we could do this again soon. I look forward to it!!

Minecraft Log #16

 10/24/26

I made the decision to do some off camera mining, and it was eventful.

I FINALLY MADE THE MAP!!! I CAN MAKE THE JOURNEY BACK HOME!!!! After a last minute mining session(found redstone, gold, and diamonds!) i set off back home! I went southwest, and found my original shipwreck!!! With all my old stuff! I had no idea it was still there! I was clearly going in the right direction!

Or not. Because I rowed in my boat for HOURS! Nothing looked familiar! I crafted a new cartography table to expand my map. BIG MISTAKE. IT CLEARED MY MAP!!!!! WTF?!?!!!! WHY WOULD IT EVEN DO THAT?!?!!!?!!!!!!! In a desperate attempt to find my way back to the village, i searched for open ocean. I failed. Everywhere I looked, barely loaded chunks revealed I had been boxed in by unknown lands. 

I had no other choice.

I drowned myself.

Once again, I have failed to find my way home. I am Odyseus, on a fruitless Odyssey to Ithica. And I am yet to find any hope.

But on the plus side, I wasnt an IDIOT and only packed the basics! So all my valuables are still safe here in the village at respawn :) I also left all the stuff in a chest on the boat(except my copper armor, i forgot to take it off lol)as well a map renamed "TURN BACK!!!" for if I ever come across it again.

NEW GOAL: I spotted ANOTHER VILLAGE not far from the one im in! I'm going to explore it! And then I want to build another house further away from the village. Im sick if villagers trying to get in my house!

Minecraft Log #15

 10/22/26

Hey everyone, sorry I missed last week! I got sick and wasnt able to go to the allergist! :( But I'm back baby!!! And ready to get back to work in my OG world!

I wanna get back to my main goal of getting back home! I'm pretty sure I have a compas, so I need 8 papers to make the map. I'm pretty sure I can find those in the village or abandoned mineshafts if I look hard enough! 

Not much to report today. I searched through the village again and found ONE peice of paper. Then I fully scavenged the mines and its hidden temples, leaving every chest and dispenser empty! I think I found a new section of the mines, but it was too dark to explore without torches! I also found lots of diamonds! But I didnt have the right axe to harvest them with, so I'll have to come back for it later.

I made my way back home, and there was a CHILD SLEEPING IN MY BED! They raise these hooligans young it seems! Whatever, he left me alone after i woke them up. One of my spoils from war("war")was a water bucket! So i used it to fill my tiny dam around my house! I wonder if it will do anything.

Im pretty sure I need to build my house farther away from the village if I want the villagers to leave me alone(obvi)but still have their protection. But right now my focus is on getting the remaining paper i need!

Minecraft Log #14

 10/7/26

The more I look into Minecraft, the more I find facinating! Have ya’ll heard of mindcraft traps? Apparently its a major sub-community whithin the minecraft community, with a long history of developing widely none traps and players considered “experts” in the feild. Its definitely not something I could ever do(and dont think im too interested in learning), lots of engineering involved. But its so super entertaining to watch!

Anyway, todays goal is simple: COMBAT PRACTICE! I hopped onto my Training Arc World, and waited for night to fall. Two random gray villager dudes with crossbows spawned in the wooden cage where the iron gollum was(they killed him!!!)and depsite being in a FUCKING CAGE they got me good. Then another of those gray villagers made thier way onto my bases roof and followed me downstairs and killed me in my own base!!! Rude! So I respawned and killed him. Then a CREEPER showed up and blew up the front of my base! I replaced the door with two blocks of dirt and havent repaired it yet.

I spotted another cage of gray villagers north east of the base(wow look at me so fancy!), that i SWEAR wasnt there before!!! But i left it alone for now. 

I had a run in with some zombies, but the lava pit actually worked on them!!! Yes! And i only fell into my lava moat twice(and only died to it once)! 

My combat skills definitely need work, especially the crossbow/arrow. But I’m getting there!!

Minecraft Log #13

 10/01/26

I got UPDATES folks! I fell down a Wifies minecraft rabbit hole, my friend bought the SFWDE/DWTDE map and we might get to play it together, and i offically signed into minecraft via microsoft account. AND i spent irl money on some stuff to build the ultimate skin. They had a sonic and shadow shirt! I couldnt resist!(they also had a knuckles shirt but i did manage to hold back with that lol).

Anyway, if im gonna be going into Wifies iconic map with my bff(and my bff’s other friend)imma need some TRAINING! So ive decided to make a new world to practice combat and parkor mechanics!

Starting in creative mode, i looked online for a parkor world seed. Knowing the Wifies ARG, I’m definitely going to need to focus on parkor. Sooooo…i played minecraft all day today. I swapped between creative mode and survival mode and used an outpost worldseed. I created my ideal base with a lava moat and trapdoors. I figured out how to use some redstone too! I also tried to make a villager selection death trap(dont ask)but it didnt work lol.

Despite having played all day, thats all i rlly have to say about it. No practice got done at all lol.

Sidenote: I found out Wifies not only went to Harvard but is TWO YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME! WTF???!!!!

Minecraft Log #12

09/24/26

 Ok so my game keeps crashing and idk why and its pissing me off. I decided to have more fun today. I crafted a bucket finally and was going to make some laddrrs to make a diving board to test the whole water breaking fall tricks ive seen. I tried the water on a lil plant and it made a big puddle thingy and i had to figure thag out oops lol

Anyway i was gonna make a diving board and—WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?!?!!!! YOU ARE MY ARCH NEMESIS NOW!!!! THATS IT, NEW GOAL! MOAT! FUCK YOU! HIT! HIT! HIT! HIT! HIT—oh. Oh my god…i killed him. Uhm….im gonna…im gonna go to bed….

I woke up and my neighboor was staring at me. I stared back. For an uncomfortable anoint of time. Anyway i needed to keep digging for my moat and adjust my bunker to make it safe for said moat. I dont want any leaks…

The game crashed multiple times, and this final time it sent me back farther and erased a bunch of my items! Im pissed and logging off for the day.

No goals for next time, unless we count “the game not fucking crashing” as a goal.

Knuckles is a victim of hate crimes

I’m as white as the inside of a honeycrisp apple and absolutely NOT qualified to write this fic, but I’m tired of my boy Knuckles experiencing racism and no one doing squat about it.

Also im hihh lol

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Knuckles didn’t know much about his culture. As the last of his kind, its not like he had anyone to teach him it. So what he does know, he values quite a lot in his life. Things like gaurding the fucking master emerald. It wasnt just his duty, it was his culture.

And somehow everyone else thoughht it was totally ok to disrespect that! And Knuckles thought his friends were better than that, but they had broken the final straw and no longer turn a blind eye to his friends behavior. He was no longer going to sugercoat it to their faces either.

So when Shadow the fucking Hedgehog came marching upon M.E alter like he owned the place, declaring that he’d be moving it to a more secure location in the event of a possible EGGMAN attack coming soon, Knuckles didn’t hesitate to call him out on his bullshit:

“Who the fuck do uou think you are you intolerant peice of shit.”

Shadow stumbled for a moment. Hebhad been called plenty of things, but never “intolerant.”. Itnwas very specifuc and shadow didnt know what hed done to deserve THAT term “excuse me?” He narrowed his eyes.

“Uou come here, onto MY island, the ECHIDNAS Territory, and have the nerve to just say your taking one of my cultures most valuable and historical relects? Your a racist bastard!”

Shadow was at a loss for words. Except no he wasnt. “I’m not racist knuckles. This has nothing to do with race.”

“nothing to do wjth race my ASS!!! You actung like a fuckinh colinizer shadow! A-“

“Dont you dare-!”

“British Person”

“DIE!!!!!!!!!!!” Shadow the hedgehig launched himself at knuckels for daring to insinuate he was rfrom the UK.

But Knuckles, a woke liberal, is allowed to be violent against racists(as he should go off king)so he punched shadow in the face.

His spiked knuckles(haha)stabbed shadows cheeks, the rest of the knuckles bruising his face and breaking his nose. The woke power was so forecful it and knocked the stinky republican into the sky and off of angel island. the spicked knuckles ripping from shadows face with a satififyumh sound of suctioning thingys beung released.

Knuckles saved the day and Shadow got cancelled. And knuckles was ince again known as sonics rival and taken seriouslh again 

THE END