Minecraft Log #14

 10/7/26

The more I look into Minecraft, the more I find facinating! Have ya’ll heard of mindcraft traps? Apparently its a major sub-community whithin the minecraft community, with a long history of developing widely none traps and players considered “experts” in the feild. Its definitely not something I could ever do(and dont think im too interested in learning), lots of engineering involved. But its so super entertaining to watch!

Anyway, todays goal is simple: COMBAT PRACTICE! I hopped onto my Training Arc World, and waited for night to fall. Two random gray villager dudes with crossbows spawned in the wooden cage where the iron gollum was(they killed him!!!)and depsite being in a FUCKING CAGE they got me good. Then another of those gray villagers made thier way onto my bases roof and followed me downstairs and killed me in my own base!!! Rude! So I respawned and killed him. Then a CREEPER showed up and blew up the front of my base! I replaced the door with two blocks of dirt and havent repaired it yet.

I spotted another cage of gray villagers north east of the base(wow look at me so fancy!), that i SWEAR wasnt there before!!! But i left it alone for now. 

I had a run in with some zombies, but the lava pit actually worked on them!!! Yes! And i only fell into my lava moat twice(and only died to it once)! 

My combat skills definitely need work, especially the crossbow/arrow. But I’m getting there!!

Minecraft Log #13

 10/01/26

I got UPDATES folks! I fell down a Wifies minecraft rabbit hole, my friend bought the SFWDE/DWTDE map and we might get to play it together, and i offically signed into minecraft via microsoft account. AND i spent irl money on some stuff to build the ultimate skin. They had a sonic and shadow shirt! I couldnt resist!(they also had a knuckles shirt but i did manage to hold back with that lol).

Anyway, if im gonna be going into Wifies iconic map with my bff(and my bff’s other friend)imma need some TRAINING! So ive decided to make a new world to practice combat and parkor mechanics!

Starting in creative mode, i looked online for a parkor world seed. Knowing the Wifies ARG, I’m definitely going to need to focus on parkor. Sooooo…i played minecraft all day today. I swapped between creative mode and survival mode and used an outpost worldseed. I created my ideal base with a lava moat and trapdoors. I figured out how to use some redstone too! I also tried to make a villager selection death trap(dont ask)but it didnt work lol.

Despite having played all day, thats all i rlly have to say about it. No practice got done at all lol.

Sidenote: I found out Wifies not only went to Harvard but is TWO YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME! WTF???!!!!

Minecraft Log #12

09/24/26

 Ok so my game keeps crashing and idk why and its pissing me off. I decided to have more fun today. I crafted a bucket finally and was going to make some laddrrs to make a diving board to test the whole water breaking fall tricks ive seen. I tried the water on a lil plant and it made a big puddle thingy and i had to figure thag out oops lol

Anyway i was gonna make a diving board and—WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?!?!!!! YOU ARE MY ARCH NEMESIS NOW!!!! THATS IT, NEW GOAL! MOAT! FUCK YOU! HIT! HIT! HIT! HIT! HIT—oh. Oh my god…i killed him. Uhm….im gonna…im gonna go to bed….

I woke up and my neighboor was staring at me. I stared back. For an uncomfortable anoint of time. Anyway i needed to keep digging for my moat and adjust my bunker to make it safe for said moat. I dont want any leaks…

The game crashed multiple times, and this final time it sent me back farther and erased a bunch of my items! Im pissed and logging off for the day.

No goals for next time, unless we count “the game not fucking crashing” as a goal.

Knuckles is a victim of hate crimes

I’m as white as the inside of a honeycrisp apple and absolutely NOT qualified to write this fic, but I’m tired of my boy Knuckles experiencing racism and no one doing squat about it.

Also im hihh lol

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Knuckles didn’t know much about his culture. As the last of his kind, its not like he had anyone to teach him it. So what he does know, he values quite a lot in his life. Things like gaurding the fucking master emerald. It wasnt just his duty, it was his culture.

And somehow everyone else thoughht it was totally ok to disrespect that! And Knuckles thought his friends were better than that, but they had broken the final straw and no longer turn a blind eye to his friends behavior. He was no longer going to sugercoat it to their faces either.

So when Shadow the fucking Hedgehog came marching upon M.E alter like he owned the place, declaring that he’d be moving it to a more secure location in the event of a possible EGGMAN attack coming soon, Knuckles didn’t hesitate to call him out on his bullshit:

“Who the fuck do uou think you are you intolerant peice of shit.”

Shadow stumbled for a moment. Hebhad been called plenty of things, but never “intolerant.”. Itnwas very specifuc and shadow didnt know what hed done to deserve THAT term “excuse me?” He narrowed his eyes.

“Uou come here, onto MY island, the ECHIDNAS Territory, and have the nerve to just say your taking one of my cultures most valuable and historical relects? Your a racist bastard!”

Shadow was at a loss for words. Except no he wasnt. “I’m not racist knuckles. This has nothing to do with race.”

“nothing to do wjth race my ASS!!! You actung like a fuckinh colinizer shadow! A-“

“Dont you dare-!”

“British Person”

“DIE!!!!!!!!!!!” Shadow the hedgehig launched himself at knuckels for daring to insinuate he was rfrom the UK.

But Knuckles, a woke liberal, is allowed to be violent against racists(as he should go off king)so he punched shadow in the face.

His spiked knuckles(haha)stabbed shadows cheeks, the rest of the knuckles bruising his face and breaking his nose. The woke power was so forecful it and knocked the stinky republican into the sky and off of angel island. the spicked knuckles ripping from shadows face with a satififyumh sound of suctioning thingys beung released.

Knuckles saved the day and Shadow got cancelled. And knuckles was ince again known as sonics rival and taken seriouslh again 

THE END

Minecraft Log #11

 09/17/26

Ok before we get started i have to share the good news: I finally got my bff to watch “Searching for a world that doesnt exsist”! AND SHE LOVED IT!!!! Every time i’ve tried to show it to her in the past, she’d fall asleep! Said wifies voice was too soft and relaxing(which, fair lol). But she finally managed to stay awake long enough to get into it. And boy was she into it!!! Just as much as me! Shes so excited to watch part two! Which we already have plans to do so later the week! The fastest we’ve evver made follow up plans ever lol. But yeah! Im so so so happy to finally have someone to talk about this with!

Anyway, today the goals are simple! Make a door for my mine-shelter(and a bed if possible)and mine for more iron and materials. And fight mobs at least twice, for practice!

I started with crafting a new aron pickaxe and making my way to the caves. However i quickly decided that it was time to find a new cave for materials! There were plenty in the big mountin range the village sat at the base of. I collected a bunch of white flowers and dirt to use as a path. I made a starcase of dirt leading to the mouth of one of the caves. While doing so, i discovered a mini cave! I found one or two iron. I was running out of time unfortunately, so i made my way back to my house leaving the trail of white flowers behind. I stowed away my megar materials for the day and went to—

WTF YOU AGAIN?! WTF WHY ARE YOU HERE THIS IS MY HOUSE!!! GET OUT!!!!! DID YOU JUST LAY ON *MY* BED RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME?! OH HELL NAH! I GAVE YOU MERCY LAST TIME BUT NOT THIS TIME! HYAH!!! I hit the intruding villager and he scurried off. I scanned outside my front door as the sun began to set, and i didnt see him. But then i DID! And he was coming for my house again! This time i hit him twice. Hopefully he gets the message this time. What is this dudes DEAL?

Finally i went to bed and saved and quit.

My goals for next time are the same. Except this time I’ll be exploring a NEW cave.

Minecraft Log #10

 09/10/26

NOTE: Today’s session was played at home due to complications at the allergist. And omg! We’ve reached 10 days of minecraft! Wahoo!!

While watching minecraft ARGs yesterday I learned the place I discovered is called a Mine Shaft. So thats good to know, haha! My goal today is to start smelting the iron i found into bars, and continue mining for more. I want to try and focus on the compas materials today, and leave the mine shaft exploring for another day. I also realized that it would be best to make 3 maps. One to keep in the village, one to keep at my home base, and one to keep on hand.

I started smelting iron bars, and realized i could craft a compas! I did so, and left to explore the mije shaft! I also crated an iron axe. I was on a roll! I mined iron, gold, my first 3 diamonds! And then i drowned in lava and lost it all permanently. Which SUCKS! I tried to go back and find my stuff, but instead i got lost in the dark and with no light from and lava to find my way back i had to kill myself in a DIFFERENT lava pool to respawn! Note to self: Always return to spawn with precious items before exploring more than one unknown areas.

I decided instead of searching for more materials to takenout my frustration on some mobs. So i went back in the mineshafts ti try out those mib spawners. I crafted copper armor and an iron sword! I fugured out hiw the spawners worked and then died. A lot. At least THIS time inwas able to go back and get the loot i dropped! After many deaths i turned peacefuk mode back on. I decided to build a little hut in the mineshafts. I still need a bed and a door(in the meantime im using more stone brick)so i can set spawn point here. So i dont have ti run down here from my house to reclaim y stuff lol

I decided ti log off for the day and—WHO TBE FUCK ARENYOU AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY BED?!!! There was a random villagrr in my bed! Nuh uh, i build this house and bed instead if stealing one if yours! Back off!

Ok now that THATS delt with, im logging off for the day. Next time i want to keep exploring the mines and get better at fighting mobs.

Minecraft Log #9

 09/03/26

Lots happened since I last logged on, and I’m super excited to. Explore that abandoned mine place! Hopefully I find more iron to continue my goal to craft a compas and get back home!

After sleeping i ran straight for the abandoned mine. Its incredible! There are tunnels and tracks galore, hidden chests with minecart tracks and mysterious fruits inside, and restone too! Thats needed to make a compas!  And then there was some giant wax temple! It was colorful, red/orange/rust colored and teal colored. It was filled with monster spwaners and traps! 

I explored and mined for iron, but didnt take much from the chests(i learned my lesson with raiding the village)or interaxt with the spawners yet. There were also spiderwebs, but i couldnt mine them. I dont know why. 

I ran out of time and made my way back to my house where I stored away my new items. 

Not much progress today, but nothing bad happened either! Which is great news! I will continue to explore these abandoned mines until I have enough materials to make a map back home! I also realized if I ever want to find this village again after I leave, im gonna have to make a landmark. A big one. So i’m gonna need a lot of blocks! And a water bucket to protect from fall damage.