Friday, January 28, 2022

MHA Self Insert oneshot — Tenya Iida // WogWoman — Vent

 Kay so life had been pretty shitty lately, especially in the relationship department. Not even just romatic platonic as well!!
Im basicly ✨falling apart✨ socially(and in general).

So lets hope tenya iida can help me out…
Maybe he can give me what i guess no one else will?

*deep breath*

OK LETS GOOOOOO

TW: Ableism

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Tenya Iida befriended Molly back at the Sports Festival. He had been running out of the festival to go to his brother after hearing the news, when Molly had stopped him.
“Wait!” She had cried out. “I-I don’t know whats going on but you seem like you need this more than I do..”
She had given Tenya Iida some sort of fried food on a stick, being sold from outside the arena. “Please take it. No matter whats goin on, can’t handle it on an empty stomachs !” She giggled a bit, and left him to run off.
Tenya Iida ripped the fried food from the stick, shoveling it into his mouth as he ran. It tasted wonderful, and was disappointed when he threw it back up in the hospital later that evening.
He didn’t end up running into Molly again until after the Hosu incedent. He had ended up deep in UA, all the way to the General Studies Department, when he spotted and approached her.
“E-Excuse me, ma’am?” He cleared his throat.
“Huh? Oh, Hi!” She smiled

Tenya Iida finally got a good look at her. She had long golden hair that was slightly greasy. She had a plump body and bright brown eyes. She was quite pleasing to the eye.

“My name is Tenya Iida, of Class 1A Hero Cource.” He bowed.
“Nice to meet you! I’m Molly, class 1C of General Education Course!” She waved. “Whats up?”
“I know it was long ago, and I’m sure you do not remember. However when I was leaving the Sports Festival due to a family emergency, you offered me some food before I left. I was never able to thank you until now.”
“Oh! I remember that, yeah!” She nodded. “It was no problem.”
It was the end of the day, and the two ended up walking with eachother out of UA grounds. Molly was very compassionate when Tenya told her of the Family emergency. 

Overtime, the two developed a romantic relationship  despite status in and out of UA. Tenya Iida and Molly texted often, and even visted eachother’s homes on many occasions. The Iida’s were actually quite fond of her company!

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It was currently a passing period, and Tenya Iida was on his way to Present Mic’s English Class along with the rest of Class 1A. 

The unmistakable loud laughter of Class 1B’s Monoma could be heard down the hall. Except it didn’t seem to be at them for once. It seemed to be at another student. It was Molly! What was she doing in the Hero Department area? It wasn’t LunchTime yet?
Molly seemed to be trying to speedwalk away from Monoma with her head down, but Monoma kept following her.
“Please Stop,” Molly said calmly.
“What are you doing here? The special ed room is the OTHER WAY!” He laughed.
“I told you already, I’m in General Ed! Now please leave me alone—“
“Is that what they told you? Ha! ha! Poor little SPED Kid not only delusional, but doesnt even know where she is! This is the HERO COURSE DEPARTMENT!”
“Well you sure don’t act like a hero!” Molly hissed, a little nervous to have made such a snap.
“How dare you! Don’t talk to me like that you little—“

Tenya Iida finally broke off from the rest of the class and stepped in.
“Thats enough,” he said, grabbing Monoma’s shoulder.
“Bug off, hero wannabe!” Monoma said.
“You’re the Hero Wannabe!” Momo joined in. “How dare you speak to her in such a way!”
“Yeah Monoma! Stop it!” Midoryia stepped up to.

Tenya allowed them to handle Monoma while he comforted Molly.
“Are you alright?” He said, holding her shoulders.
“I-I just was trying to get to Mr-Mr. H-Hound Dog,” Molly said. 
Tenya nodded, knowing about Molly’s IEP and her midday “check in” with the school councler. 
Molly continued: “Normally no one notices me, and they go to their classes and I go to H-Hound Dog—!” Molly began to cry, getting herself worked up.
“Deep breathes Molly.” He rubbed his hands up and down her  arms. “Its okay.”
Molly nodded, and stimmed a little bit. “Thanks,” she said and continued. “Th-This time th-that guy saw me. He came up to me and like, interrogated me on why I was in the hallway here. I told him I was from Generel Ed and before I could even explain I was going to HoundDog, he saw m-my…my…”
Tenya Iida saw the stim toy in Molly’s hand. It wasn’t like a figet spinner or pop-it, which had become popular beyond stim toys. Thus it was almost a banner saying she wasn’t nerotypical. Tenya Iida nodded, to signal he saw what Molly was trying to say.
“He started to follow me, call me names. I asked him to stop and go away calmly but he just—“ she finally broke down.

Tenya Iida let her cry into his chest. He looked over to see Momo and Midoryia still scolding Monoma, and clearly hadnt seen his and Molly’s interaction. No one knew Tenya Iida was in a relationship, let alone who with. He began to lead Molly away, and told the others he was going to take her to HoundDog.

“B-But I-Iida you’re gonna be late for class!” Molly cried.
“I will make sure to request a note from Mr. HoundDog.” Tenya explained. “Besides, my classmates will explain where I am.” 
Molly nodded.



At the end of the school day, Tenya Iida received a text from Molly.

Molly: Can I come over?

Tenya: I stay in the Dorms this week.

Molly: oh…

Tenya: However if you are open to it you are welcome to join me in my dorm and spend time together there

Molly: are you sure? i didn’t think your class knew about me.

Tenya: They do not. However it is ok if they find out today. No matter what I do not want you alone after today.

Molly: thanks tenya

Molly: i’ll meet you at the front doors?

Tenya: Yes, that will do.


Tenya Iida put away his phone and gathered his things. Normally the class walked the shorter way to the UA Dorms all together.
“I will Join you all later,” Tenya Iida called out. 
“Okay class rep!” Denki cheered. “See ya later!”
The rest of the class nodded or waved him goodbye.
Tenya Iida waved back, and made his way to the UA front Doors.

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Tennya Iida took a deep breath as he entered the Class 1A Dorms with Molly. He was slightly nervous about revealing his relationship to his class. However being able to be there for his lover was making it all worth it.
Tenya Iida and Molly made their way into the comman room. It seemed Kirishima and Sero were on the couch playing a video game together and Sato was in the kitchen baking. 
“Sato is baking in the other room,” Tenya Iida said to Molly. “He makes lots of sweets. Would you like me to ask him for some?”
Molly nodded. “Tell him I say thank you a bunch! I-If you tell him its for me that is…”
Tenya nodded. “My room is on the Third Floor. Its the Third room. Can you get there?”
Molly nodded. “I think so. Its ok if I ask for help though, right?”
“Of course.”

Tenya watched as Molly scurried off, catching Kirishima and Sero’s attention for a moment. However they simply kept playing their game. Tenya shrugged, and went to get some treats from Sato.

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Molly got to the Third floor, and opened the Third door. It was a girly room, with a GIRL INSIDE! She was invisable, and was simply a bunch of floating clothes. She screamed, and Molly did too. She slammed the door, and then slammed herself against the other wall.
Slowly the door opened again, and the invisable girl peaked out.
“I-I’m sorry!” Molly cried. “I though that was Tenya Iida’s room!”
“HaHa! You just startled me is all. Its ok!” The girl giggled. “I’m HagaKure! Your on the girl’s side of the dorms and—“ the girl stopped. “Wait did you say Tenya Iida?!”
“…Yes…?” Molly said.

Hagakure took Molly’s hands in her invisable ones. “Tenya Iida. Class 1A Rep, super studious and serious, Tenya Iida?”
“Yeah?” Molly said. “Why are you questioning this—“
“Who are you?”
“My name is Molly,” Molly smiled, warming up a bit. “Tenya said he was staying in the dorms this week but I had a really bad day and—“
“No No No! I mean, how do you know Iida? ARE YOU HIS GIRLFRIEND?” She said it as a joke, to tease!
Molly blushed. “Heh, Yeah.”
HagaKure was silent, before she screamed with joy and excitement.

“WHAT IS GOING ON?!” A girl with short purple hair showed up. “I can hear the noise but understand nothing and—who’s this?”
“Iida’s GIRLFRIEND!” HagaKure grabbed Molly’s face.
“Wait, really?”
“Yeah Jiro! Call the girls!! Emergency meeting in my room! C’mon!” HagaKure pulled Jiro AND MOLLY into her room.




Molly now sat in a circle with Uraraka, Tsu, HagaKure, Jiro, Mina, and Momo. All of which she did not know. Well, she did recongnizd Momo from earlier.
“Oh I know you!” Momo smiled. “From earlier today! How are you doing sweetie?”
“F-Fine, thank you.” Molly nodded. She really needed to get to Tenya’s room.
“HagaKure, why did you call us here?” Tsu asked.
“Yeah, you said there was major tea!” Mina said.
“Oh there is,” Jiro smirked.
“Molly here,” HagaKure giggled. “IS IIDA’S GIRLFRIEND!”
“WHAT?!!”
Molly flinched at the noise and all the questions suddenly thrown her way. She just wanted to get to Tenya Room! These girls were nice, but she simply couldnt handle this all today. She needed to do something, she needed to advocate!

“Stop!” She cried out.
The girls fell silent.
“I will be happy to answer your questions another time! But I’ve had a long day and was just trying to find Iida’s Room.” She stomped on the floor.
“Oh come on!” Mina insisted. “We just wanna get to know our rep’s gf!”
Molly cried out in frustration just as Tenya Iida eneteted the room.

“There you are,” he said, as he entered the room. “What are you doing here?”
“I’m sorry,” Molly sighed. “I got lost and then i got dragged here and—“
“Its alright,” Tenya nodded. He turned to the girl’s, who were ready to ask him many questions.
“We’ve had a long day, Momo can surely tell you why. Now we will he leaving.”


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Molly collasped onto Tenya’s bed, before even taking a glace at Tenya’s Dorm room. She screamed into the pillow, a few tears falling too.
“I’m sorry the girls dragged you into that.” Tenya said. 
“They really were nice, it was just such a bad time!” Molly said. 

Molly and Teny Iida cuddled together, until Molly’s social and mental battery was finally once again at 100%. She ate delicious treats by Sato and Tenya let Molly fidget and play with his large hands. Tenya suffered through some of Molly’s audiotory stimming too. Finally everything was feeling better. Molly was even able to attend group dinner…


THE END

I need relyable friends :(((







BONUS:


Molly and Tenya walked downstairs into the dining room. Nome of the Girls were there yet, and so Molly was a shock to all the boys of Class 1A.
“Can I help you?” Molly asked Midoryia, who was setting the 
Table.
“S-Sure!” He stuttered and handed Molly some forks. “I r-remember you from class today. Are you o-ok?”
“Mhm!” Molly nodded. “Iida helped me refresh and feel a lot better.”
“Th-thats good..”

“Who are you?” Kirishima asked. “Ah crap! That was so blunt!”
Molly laughed. “Your fine! My name is Molly.”
“Nice to meet ya!” Kirishima smiled. “You staying for dinner? Bakugo is cooking tonight. His stuff is great—“

“I HEARD THAT!” Bakugo yelled from the kichen.
“BAKU-BRO! IT WAS A COMPLIMENT!”

Molly laughed. “Yes, I am. I-If its not a problem!”
“Not at all!” Denki joined in. “Hey hot-stuff, I’m Denki.” He winked.
Molly blushed. “Oh shut up!”
“You should let me take you out some time!” Denki smirked.

Tenya Iida suddenly showed up, as if summonded by Denki’s comment. He wrapped an arm around Molly. Despite his calm demenor, the grip was tight revealing his jelously.
“Sorry Kamanari,” Tenya said Calmly. “However Molly is currently taken.”
Molly blushed harder, but laughed a bit this time. “Yeah, sorry Kamanari. But Tenya’s my borfriend.”
“Daaaaamn Class Rep!” Denki said. “I’ll hand it to ya! You snagged a cute one!”

And that seemed to have summonded the purple demon himself. But before Mineta could say a word Sero showed up and ducktaped his mouth shut.
“Hey, I’m Sero!” Sero waved. 
“Mm! Mff Mmm mm mmm Mff!” Mineta tried and failed to speak too.
Molly sighed. She knelt down to Mineta. “Don’t make me regret this, got it?” She glared, as she gripped the duck tape’s edge.
Mineta wiggled his eyebrows.
“Nevermind,” Molly said and left the ducktape on The demon grape.

THE END END






Tuesday, January 4, 2022

MHA Self Insert Drabble — Tenya Iida // WogWoman — Dante

I was thinking about my digital child Dante and thought it might be cool to work that into a simp-shot. Yes, I’m calling it a simp-shot rn. Damn, I wonder when I’ll ever write normal shit again—I say that as if writing fanfic is any more normal lol.

Also! Dante is like, 6 or 7 in this. And Noooooo Ash isn’t here in this fic. Sorry ya’ll lol. 


OK LETS GO!


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Tenya Iida, AKA Ingenium 2.0 , was patrolling Hosu. It was sort of bitter sweet. This was the place where the tragic events would occur to make him Ingenium 2.0 (And attempt Murder). He tried not to think about it. He needed to concentrate. His agency has stated he needs to make a better connection with his ‘fans’. While being a hero he knew he would have fans and merchandise, he also ended up taking Stain’s opinion on Heros to heart: That a true Hero values his mission to save others above all else. So he was rather torn about interacting with Fans today. 
Right now there was a crowd of young children and their caregivers surrounding him. The children were completely giddy to meet the fastest hero in japan, and ran around to show they wanted to go fast too! He noticed there was a younger child standing off to the side, watching with shiny eyes. He patiently waited for everyone else to leave, however the other children weren’t going to leave any time soon. And yet, the small boy ended up waiting fifteen minutes! He was probably the most polite child that age he’s ever seen.  When the parents and care givers finally left, Tenya looked at the little boy. He smiled politely, and knelt down to the child’s level. The child happily rushed forward and gave Inegnium 2.0 a hug.
“Thank you for waiting,” Tenya said. “Whats your name?”
“My name is Dante!” The little boy giggled. 
“Nice to meet you Dante! What are you doing today?”
“I’m here with my Mama! We went to the park!”

Tenya looked all around. The nearest park was two blocks away, and there seemed to be no mother with the child.
“Where is your mother?” Tenya asked.
Dante looked around, and seemed to realize he had lost his mother. he paled. “Uh Oh…” he began to tear up.
“Calm down,” Tenya said as softly as possible. He was never great with kids. “It will be alright.”
“I ran off again…I didn’t mean to!” Dante cried.
“I’m sure you didn’t, lets just wait here for a second. I’m sure your mother is looking for you.”

“Dante!”

Tenya Iida looked up to see a beautiful young women running up to them. She didn’t look like the child. She wasn’t as dark skinned as Dante, clearly a different ethnicity. She had shorter blonde hair than Dante’s long brown locks, and was much rounder and plump. And yet, her deep brown eyes and sweet voice(despite panicked), was absolutely breathtaking. Tenya Iida was flustered, and blushed. 

“Mommy!” Dante cried out and ran to his mother. 
The mother took the child in her arms and hugged him tightly. “I was so worried!” She said. “We really have to work on you running off!”
Tenya Iida approached the two. “Are you Mr. Dante’s mother?” He clarified.
“oh, yes!” The women smiled. “Ingenuity 2.0, right? Thank you so much for looking after my kiddo!”
“Dante was very well behaved, and waited 15 minutes to speak with me. He didn’t even realize he had wandered off without her until just a few minutes ago.”
The women chuckled. “Honestly? He gets it from me.”
“Mommy! Mommy! I told Ingenium 2.0 about the park!”
“You did?” The mother smiled. “How about we get back there, hm?”
“No! I wanna keep talking with him!”
“Dante, The Hero must be very busy—“

“I am on my patrol. The park you likely came from is on my route.” Tenya said. What was he doing?! Why was he inviting these strangers on his patrol?!
“Yay!” Dante smiled. “can we go with him Mommy? Please! Please!”
“Thats very kind of you Sir,” the mother said. “Are you sure you don’t mind?”
“Not at all. Your son has definitely mad e a good impression.”
Dante giggled and cheered.


THE END

(Lmao my name not even mentioned once ahahaha)

Sunday, January 2, 2022

VLD Klance / Lancelot oneshot — Smurfs 2

 OK LISTEN!

I was randomly thinking about that one scene in Smurfs 2 where Smurfette accepts that Gargemelle and the Naughtieas are her ‘family’. Meanwhile Papa Smurf and the others and desperately calling out to her. 

SO OBVI I HAD TO WRITE SOMETHING BASED OFF OF IT LOL


Its the new year, and I wanna get back to my actual projects today. So this is a warm up. So is this my first post of 2022? Yes. I have no regrets!


OK LETS GO!!


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This was it, they were finally going to rescue Lance! Lance had been captured by the Galra, and after too long they had finally managed to track him down. Keith was finally going to rescue the one he loved! He couldn’t imagine the pain and torture Lance was enduring right now…
Team Voltron was currently up in the vents of Lotor’s Galran Ship. They had tracked Lance to this large room, but Lotor and his Generals were in there too! Crap, were they hurting Lance right now—?! Keith’s breath left his lungs as he stared down at Lance.

Lance was sitting with Lotor and his generals, happily laughing. Lance was…sitting in Lotor’s lap! Zethrid was jokingly patting his shoulder, and Ezor seemed to be recounting a wild story. Lance nodded along, interested. Narti tapped Lance’s shoulder every few minutes, to sign to him and join the conversation. Lance would nod and smile, along with the rest. Acxa rolled her eyes, and butted into the story.
“That is NOT what happened!” Acxa cried.
“Yeah Huh!” Ezor insisted. 
“Shut up! I totally took out the general!”
“Yeah, after getting a peice of your ear cut off!”
“My ears have always been like this!”
Lance laughed. “I think your ears a beautiful Acxa.”
“Thanks you Lance—“
“…Even if a part of them has been cut off.”
“Betrayal!”


Team Voltron simply watched in shock from the vents.
“What…What is happening?” Hunk asked. 
“They’re just…hanging out!” Pidge gasped. “This can’t be happening!”
“I’m going down there!” Keith hissed. “SOmething is up—“
“Keith no,” Shiro stopped Him.
“Shiro, they’ve totally brainwashed him!”
“We don’t know that. Just wait a little longer, we need to anylize the situation.”


Lotor pushed Lance off his lap, and stood up to address his team.
“Lance, you have been a wonderful asset to our team.” He said. “I am deeply sorry Voltron was unable to find us and rescue you as you had originally hoped.”
Lance saddened for a second, but nodded.
“But Perhaps that was how it was meant to be. That you were mean to be here, with us!”
Lance nodded again, smiling this time. 
Acxa started to speak. “And thats why—“
“We have a surprise for you!” Ezor cheered.
“I can never get a word out when it comes to you!”
“Ah c’mon, she’s just excited!” Zethrid chuckled.

“A surprise? For me?” Lance asked.
“Yes,” Lotor said. “It was Narti’s idea.”
Narti nodded, and stood up. She then presented Lance with a New Bayard. It had the color’s of Lotor’s team, and transformed into a large staff. 
“Narti, I love it!” Lance hugged the mute Lizard women. 
Narti hugged back. 

Lotor took Lance in his arms. “Lance, we are so happy to have you on our team.”
lance blushed. 
“Especially me,” Lotor gave Lance a kiss.


Shiro was covering Keith’s screaming mouth and Hunk held him back. Keith wanted to rush in and slice everyone in half. Except Lotor, he wanted to slice him into peices. How dare he steal Lance from him! From all of them! 
“We have to save him!” Keith hissed.
“Keith, its clear we won’t be getting Lance back.” Shiro said.
“We can’t just leave him here!”
“If we don’t, none of us will leave here.” Pidge said. “We have to go, before we’re caught.”

And so, Team Voltron dragged Keith away. Lance was farther than he had ever been from them, despite being just below them.


THE END