VLD LANCELOT drabble — Spa Day Buddies

 Ok so I am a SUCKER for “Lancelot meet at spa and have no clue who eachother are” fics!

( Credit: https://i-see-london-i-see-klance.tumblr.com/post/156434764592/whumpbby-hardlynotnever-i-want-a-funnycute )

This is total crack BTW

SO LETS GOOOOOO!!

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When Lance went onto the chaotic battlefield, the last thing he was expecting was to get skin care tips from the enemy. Also learning who his enemy was, was also a surprise!

The Blue Paladin and the Galran Emperor both jumped away from falling debry, losing their helmets in the process. 

“…Lotor?” Lance raised an eyebrow. 

“Lance?! You are the blue paladin?” Lotor gasped, helping his friend up. 

“You’re the Galran Emperors?!” Lance shouted. How was he supposed to react when he found out his Space Spa Buddy was the Leader of the Galra?!

Lotor nodded causally. “Yes, I am.”

Lance was startled by his laid-back attitude. But if Lotor wasn’t going to be shocked that Lance was his enemy, Lance proposed he could return the favor. 

Before Lance could say anything, Lotor grabbed his hand and pulled him away from more dangerous debry.

“Look out!” Lotor cried, as the rocks made a crater just where Lance had been standing.

“Thanks Lotor,” Lance said.

“Lance! What are you doing?!” Shiro yelled through the coms. “Pidge says Lotor is close! Take him out!”

Lotor also seemed to have been delivered a simaler message from his team. He looked at Lance, and shrugged again. Lance also shrugged and raised his bayard. 

Lance and Lotor engaged in a sword battle while dodging the collapsing envoirment. However it was rather…casual. It felt more like sparing and training. Neither even broke a sweat, not much effort being put into it on either side.

“Lance, have you been using the hair wash method I suggested?” Lotor asked.

“Oh yeah!” Lance made a lazy move for his shoulder, and Lotor blocked it. “I tried it. Due to the training schedule it doesn’t work great for me. I don’t have the time to do it as often as needed for it to make a noticeable improvement to my hair.”

“Ah, makes sense.” Lotor swung at Lance’s chest and Lance spun out of the way. “Oh! But I tried your skin care routine 5.0!”

“Awesome! How does it work for you?”

“Wonderful! Just look at me!”

“Even on the dirty battlefield you glimmer!” Lance complimented. 

“Thank you!”

Eventually the battle stopped and the conversation continued. It turned into a stroll along the battlefield swinging their swords along.

“Oh, should we call off the battle or anything?” Lance asked. “I mean, I don’t wanna destroy my spa buddy.”

“HA!” Lotor laughed. “I’d like to see you try. However you are right.”

“Cool. Should we uh…tell our teams about us?”

Lotor shrugged. “We will be creating an alience soon I am sure, so it does not matter to me wether you alert your team or not.”

Lance nodded. “Ok cool, I think I’ll tell them.”

“Of course.” Lotor nodded. “I will call off my team. See you soon Lance.”

“Bye Lotor!” Lance waved.

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Lance walked back into the castle of lions. Lotor’s team retreated, and team Voltron rushed back into the castle. The rest for the team looked exhausted, seemed their battle wears obviously not as relaxed as Lance’s. Lance almost felt bad…

“Lance!” Hunk gave him a hug. “I was so worried! You took so long to get here, and you had a run in with Lotor, and—“

“Yeah, how did that go by the way?” Keith crossed his arms. “Did you kill him?”

“Oh, no.” Lance said. 

“What?!” Alurra gasped. “Why?! That was our chance Lance!”

“Hey! If I kill him, he’s never gonna tell me what conditioner brand he uses!”

“…What?” Pidge deadpanned.

“I’ve been trying to get it out of him for months! But Quiznack he keeps a tight lip—“

“Lance, what are you talking about?” Shiro asked. “Why didn’t you kill Lotor?”

“I’m not gonna kill my spa buddy!” Lance said, hands on his hips. “Besides, sometimes he sends me the space version of cucumbers for cucumber water.”

“So THATS the shipment we’ve been getting every month!” Corran gasped, laughing a bit. 

“Lance, are you saying the Galran Emperoer is your…friend?” Alurra asked.

“Yeah!” Lance laughed. “isnt that crazy? I was kinda shocked for a sec when I found out today.”

The room was silent. 

“Hey hey Hey!” Lance said. “Don’t feel left out! He’s gonna call for an alience tommorrow. Maybe he’ll give you guys some beauty tips too!”

THE END

VLD Kolivan/Lance oneshot — Poison Apple

I’ve been having ‘sleeping curse’ cravings lately. Lots of great stuff on AO3! But I wanted to see some of Kolivance lol. So here we are!

EDIT: LMAO a different title for this could have been “Space Karen”.

Yee so quick note: Kolivan and Lance are already dating, but no one else knows. Lance hides his Galra mating mark with his armor undersuit/Jacket hood.

OK LETS GO!!

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It wasn’t often Voltron and the Blade of Mamora had to go on diplomatic missions together. More often than not the BOM would just let team Voltron know they’re terms and Voltron would make sure to include them when discussing aliences. However sometimes a Planet just refused to ally with the Blade unless the leader themself came along with Voltron. 

Lance found himself enjoying these kind of missions the most. Lance and Kolivan(the leader of the Blade of Mamora) had bonded over many missions and meetings. Kolivan appreciated Lance for his marksmen skills, and Lance admired Kolivan’s knowledge of different planet cultures and war strategy. Throughout their time together a mutual love bloomed between them. It became a very serious relationship, and Kolivan ended up marking Lance as his own. 

Despite their deep love however, it was kept a secret from Voltron. They had tried to keep it confidential from the BOM, but the other Blades ended up finding out. They were cool about it, and kept it a secret from Voltron. But they did tease Kolivan mercilessly, and suck up to Lance. It made Kolivan very jealous and flustered, and Lance loved it. 

Today Voltron and a few of the BOM(including Kolivan!)were on a very important diplomatic mission. The planet Fua was a large target for the Galra because they were bursting with edible resources. In the entire history of their planet, there had only been one famine. Every inch of the planet was covered in farms and orchards. The villages were built AROUND fruit trees! They all had to be careful where they stepped, because every plant was edible. The reason the Blade of Mamora was here, was because they themselves were lacking healthy food on their bases. They needed this alience just as much as Voltron did.  Thus, Kolivan willingly came to this mission.

Lance as ecstatic, and happily walked next to Kolivan the entire time. Voltron sent worrried looks to Kolivan, their eyes saying ‘Is he annoying you?’ Or ‘We’re sorry about him’. Kolivan simply looked away, laying his eyes on his beautiful mate. Thanks to Kolivan’s mark, he would always know if Lance was ok. If he was in trouble, he would feel it. If he was happy, he’d feel it. He’d feel all of Lance. And right now, Lance was very happy. 

However, Alurra was clearly irraitaed. She just couldn’t help but be worried that Lance was disturbing the BOM leader, risking the mission! And poor Kolivan, he didn’t understand the looks she was giving him. Alurra cared for Lance of course, he was her friend! But he had the habit of not knowing when to stop talking. Alurra slowed down so that she could talk to them where they walked behind everyone. 

“I’m glad you two are getting along!” She (white)lied. “However, we are approaching the inner palace.”

“Oh! Do we need to be quiet?” Lance asked.

“No No, you are fine!” Laura said. “I was going to ask if Lance would consider staying out here with the citizens in the courtyard, while we go to the meeting.”

“What?” Lance looked sad.

“Princess, Lance is the Blue Paladin. He is just as important as anyone else on Team Voltron.” Kolivan gave a stern look.

“That was not my intention, I am sorry!” Alurra applogized. “I was intending for Lance to socialize and possibly win the favor of the public. It would really help the alliance.”

It was true. This alience wasn’t going to be easy. Fua needed and wanted Voltron’s protection, they were going to be targeted by the Galra the minute they were discovered. However Fua often try to ally with whom they believe the most powerful. And the Galra Empire was, well, an empire! Many of the public wether fans of Voltron or not, believed it’d be better to ally with the Empire than make it an enemy. This mission would require not only convincing the royals, but also the public. And Alurra knew Lance would be able to do that. While she did worry about Lance’s non-stop talking, she was aware of its positive uses. She did not want to exclude Lance from the meeting, and she’d make sure he was included for the final notes. But she also knew he would be really helpful out here.

“Oh, I get it!” Lance nodded. “Need me to turn on the Charm~?”

Alurra chuckled. “I suppose so. We will call you into the meeting room for the final notes though! You are a member of this team after all!”

Kolivan nodded. “That seems like a good course of action.”

Alurra clapped her hands happily, and rushed with the rest of the group into the palace.

Once they were a ways ahead, Kolivan bend down and pulled on the undersuit of Lance’s armor. He pulled the collar down and gave Lance’s mating mark and kiss. Lance blushed, but happily pulled Kolivan’s large hand up and gave his knuckles a kiss.

“See you soon, beloved.” Kolivan said as he walked away.

“Bye Babe!” Lance smiled with a big wave.

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Lance simply stood on the stairs of the palace courtyard. There was a large crowd of people in the village just a bit away, and clearly a few of them were debating wether to approach him. The children of Fua however, didn’t think twice and swarmed him. Lance laughed and played with them.

“Are you really a paladin of Voltron?” Asked one child.

“What Lion do you Pilot?!” Said another.

“Your the good guys, right?”

Lance smiled and struck a heroic pose. “Yup! I fly the Blue Lion! See, my outfit is Blue!”

The kids “oooo!” and “aaah!” At him.

“And Yup! We’re the good guys! We wanna protect you from the nasty Galra Empire!”

By now, the children’s parents and a few others had crowded around. Some teenagers asked him for autographs and pictures, and other adults and parents shook his hand. But of course, there were some Fua people who asked him questions, doubtful of the alliance. He happily answered about how the Galra tended to backstab their allies, or just outright enslave others. He told them about how Voltron had many rebel armies that could protect planets under attack until Voltron could get to them for rescue. He talked about the other paladins and their skills, and how Voltron was very powerful. Eventually the crowds died down. The children had had their fun, many adult and parents were reassured; and thousands of teens now had autographs, pictures, and experiences to cherish forever. It made Lance happy.

“Excuse me? Young Paladin?” There was one person left. She was definitely an older woman, but not quiet elderly. She wore a tank-top kinda shirt and held a grocery bag of fresh Fua Fruit. Her appearance and mannerisms could only be what Lance described as an earthling ‘Karen’. Who knew they existed in space!

“Hello Miss!” Lance smiled his signature bright one. “How can I help you?”

“It took everything not to shout throughout the crowd.” She scoffed. “Filling the Fua public’s head with lies. And the children! How disgraceful!”

Lance sighed, but kept his smile. “I understand your concern, however everything I’ve said is true. Voltron is powerful and here to protect you all from the Galra Empire.”

The Fua Karen scoffed once again. “You say your here to protect us from the Galra, then why do you have Three different  Galrans here with you! I hear even one of the Paladin is a Galran!”

A Racist Space Karen too, Lance thought. I shouldn’t be surprised.

Lance took a deep breath and lightly chuckled. “I understand that confusion. We’re here to protect you from the Galra Empire. But there are lots of Galra out there who fight with us against them. Not every Galran is a part of the Galra Empire.”

“Then who are those Nasty Galrans?!”

Hey that’s my mate your Calling nasty, lady! Lance didn’t end up saying that though.

“Thats the Leader of a Galran Rebellion, and two of his members!” Lance didn't’t say the actual title of the Orginization. That was confidential until the Allience was confirmed. 

“And what of the Paladins? Is it true one of you is a Galran?” She glared. “Which one?”

“Thats not my place to tell.” Lance shook his head. “But I promise, Voltron are the good guys! We’re here to help!”

The Karen scoffed. She seemed unimpressed, but seemed to accept that she wouldn’t get anything out of Lance about the Galra Paladin. 

“I just don’t think we should be giving our resources to a team who associates with whom they claim are the enemy.” The Karen crossed her arms, changing the subject.

“Well Miss, who do you think Fua should ally with?” Lance asked, smirking.

The Karen made a face. She didn’t seem to have an answer. She just didnt want to ally with Voltron. She glared and grimaced, thinking. Finally she calmed down and gave Lance a very fake smile. 

“I suppose you have a point, Paladin.” She said. “I acted quite hostile, didn’t I?”

Lance raised an eyebrow. He couldn’t tell if it was rhetorical or not, so he just didn’t say anything or not.

“I am sorry for my attitude, please take this.” The Karen reached into her grocery bag, and pulled out a Fua Fruit. She held it out for Lance to take.

Lance had seen a few of them in isolated orchards, and could only describe them as apples. They looked the exact same, except they were bright neon red, almost unnaturally red! But then again these weren’t apples, they were an alein fruit. 

Lance took the Apple in his hand, a bit suspicious about the Karens change of tune. But perhaps the Fua people just didn’t shift emotions like earthlings did? Lance didn’t want to assume the Karen was not being genuine, see the best in the Fua. “Thank you,” he said calmly.

“Its the most red fruit on Fua!” The Karen smiled. “Most of the others fruit is either Blue or Yellow.”

“Huh, that’s interesting!” Lance nodded. “Why is this red then?”

The Karen shrugged. “I’m not sure. I didn’t pay much attention to Environmental Science in School.” She chuckled to herself. 

Lance was not suspicious anymore by now. After all, the Karen had totally changed the subject to something lighthearted. She didn’t seem so hostile anymore either. He was wrong to label her a Karen, she had reasonable suspicions for being so misinformed. Hopefully Lance’s explanations helped!

“I just know that it tastes very delicious!” The Fua Women said. 

“Really?”

“Yes! Its why I only bought two. They’re often just for special occasions, so it was surprising to find two!” The Karen smirked. “Go on, eat it.”

Lance looked down at the shiny red apple(-like)fruit. It was very smooth and had a really sweet smell to it. Lance had to admit after handling the crowd he had gotten hungry. And after all this talking with the Previous Karen? He was famished! Lance assumed you just had to bite into it to eat it, right? He asked and the Karen nodded. Told him too take a big bite! Lance laughed. 

Lance lifted it to his lips, and sunk his teeth into the Apple. It really did taste very sweet! He chewed it slowly, savoring the taste. While it was very sweet, it kinda gave him a headache. Lance swallowed the fruit. Lance was about the thank the woman, before the began to shift. 

The lingering sweet taste had turned bitter and gross. Lance tried not to, but he openly gagged at the aftertaste. Maybe it just wasn’t as good tasting to earthlings? Lance wasn’t sure when it happened, but his vision began to blur. He tried to blink it away, but every time he did so he found it harder to keep his eyes open. He felt dizzy and drowsy. He tried to stay standing, be we couldn’t held but wobble a bit. 

The women in front of him smirked, and didn’t seem to care about his state. Like she knew this was going to happen. Lance realized he had been tricked. Fuck, this lady was a Karen! Murderous one at that!

“Wh-What…What did you do…” Lance slurred his words, and fell to the ground breathlessly.

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Kolivan felt it. Lance was not only unhappy, he was unsafe. He had to get to him, he had to help his mate!

Kolivan stood from his seat suddenly, and the rest questioned him.

“Kolivan?” Shiro spoke up. “Whats wrong?”

“Lance is in trouble.” He said.

“What are you talking about?” Hunk asked. 

“How do you know?” Pidge asked.

Kolivan didn’t respond. He turned to his fellow Blades at the table, and rushed out of the room. The other Blades nodded, and followed him.

“Wait!” Keith called out. “Whats going on?!”

“I don’t know,” Alurra said. “But if he says Lance is in trouble we need to follow him.”

The rest of them, including the Royal family of Fua rushed out of the meeting room and followed Kolivan.

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Kolivan ran out of the palace and to the courtyard where they had left Lance with the public. He could see Lance collasped and a Fua Woman standing over him. His instincts were raging. He didn’t know what happened yet, he was too far away. But he knew that Fua Lady hurt Lance. He knew it! As he rushed down the steps of the palace, the lady noticed him and made a run for it. Kolivan wanted to go after her, go feral and tear her limb from limb. But his mate needed him first. 

“Go! After her!” Kolivan commanded his other two Balde members.

They nodded, and ran after her, while the rest of team Voltron caught up to them.

Kolivan rushed to Lance, and knelt down next to him. He was limp, and a Fua Fruit fell just a few inches from his fingertips. It seemed Lance had taken a large bit out of it. And now he lay unconscious in Kolivan’s arms. He called for Lance to wake up, but he didn’t stir.

“Lance! Lance wake up!” He yelled. 

“Oh my god!” Hunk cried out, reaching Kolivan. “What happened?!”

“Is he alive?!” Pidge asked.

Kolivan ripped off Lance’s chest plate, and laid his large fluffy ear to Lance’s chest. His heart was beating. He nodded to the others, and they sighed in relief. With Lance’s chest plate off, Kolivan ripped the collar of the undersuit off. He stroked his mark, and while Lance didn’t wake up he did lean into the touch.

The King of Fua picked up the fruit from the ground. “What on earth? Who would have given this too him?!”

“What? What is it?!” Keith demanded.

“And why on earth would he have taken such a huge bite?!” The Queen gasped. 

“What is that fruit?” Shiro asked.

“Its not a fruit, its a medicine.” The King said. “We grow it in the form of fruit to make it more appealing to the public.”

“If its a medicine, why did Lance pass out?” Alurra asked. “We were under the impression that all of your fruit were edible to all races. Why did he have such a reaction?”

“We Fua have very small mouths,” The Queen pointed to her and the kings mouths. It was indeed a feature all the Fua had. “This medicine is meant to be cut into very small portions, and lasts a customer at least a month.”

“But obviously your Paladin has consumed a very large amount of this medicine.” The king said. “He’s overdosing!”

Kolivan held Lance tighter. An overdose?! Lance may be a spontaneous man, but theres no way he would do something like this to himself. That woman had something to do with it, she must have mislead him somehow! Kolivan brought Lance’s head to his chest, and cradled him. He rocked his mate back and forth, hoping it would do something.

“Oh my god!” Hunk gasped. “Healing Pod! We have to get him to a healing Pod!”

“Yes!” Alurra said. “Everyone back to the castle! Quickly!”

Kolivan lifted Lance into his arms, in a soft bridal carry. He hung completely limp.

“Oh god,” Pidge looked at Lance, and pointed to his Galra mating mark. “He’s even getting a rash! Look at his neck!” Pidge reached up to touch Lance’s neck.

Kolivan yanked Lance away, and bared his fangs at the Green Paladin. How dare she touch his mate’s mark! He growled deeply at Pidge, and she backed away surprised. He lost all reason and secrecy. 

“Come on! We have to go! NOW!” Shiro yelled.

Kolivan was able to intimidate them all into not asking any questions about cradling Lance until they were able to get him into a healing pod.

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Lance was stripped of his clothing and thrown into the healing pod just in time. Everyone in unison let out a sigh of relief. But not Kolivan, he was still sick with worry. His mate had overdosed, and almost didn’t make it! His mate had been hurt, and he wasn’t there to protect him. He didn’t move from right in front of the healing pod, his large hand resting on its glass.

“Kolivan, he’ll be ok.” Keith said. “We got him in the pod in time.”

Kolivan still had no sense reason or secrecy. All he could think about was his mate. Lance was poisoned. Lance was hurt. Lance was in a healing pod. Lance, Lance, Lance, Lance—

“Hey, Kolivan!” Shiro came into the room. 

Kolivan turned to look at him. It seemed too have been a while, as everyone else had left and Shiro was walking back in. 

“Your two Blades caught the Fua who poisoned Lance. Come on!” Shiro said. “Corran will watch Lance—”

Kolivan shook his head. “No, I will stay with Lance.”

I will stay with my mate.

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The Paladins and Corran walked back into the Fua royal palace. The King and Queen sat on their thrones, looking down onto the Fua Criminal. The two Blade of Mamora members held her in place by her shoulders. Their grips were very harsh, and they looked very angry. They seemed too be holding back. 

“What’s the situation?” Shiro asked.

“This Fua Women,” the Queen said. “Had apparently been speaking with the Blue Paladin. She disrespectfully questioned the Blue Paladin about the alience and the Galra. Which Lance was able to handle quite well.”

The Paladins stood with pride as the Fua women grumbled and glared.

“However,” the king said. “She was able to trick Lance into eating the medicine, claiming it was a fruit. She was intent to kill them Blue Paladin.”

The paladins glared at the women, but the Blade members were much more angry. Before the king could continue or sentence the Fua woman propperly, the two Blade members totally lost it.

The two pushed the Fua women to her knees, their harsh grips even harder. She gasped in pain when the both Blades pulled her head back by her hair and began to scream in her face.

“YOU BASTARD!” 

“YOU DARE HURT LANCE?!”

“KOLIVAN’S MATE IS THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO THE BOM!”

Before it could get violent, Shiro and Alurra pulled the two out of the women’s face. The King calmed everyone down, and announced the women would be sent to life in prison. The Queen happily announced that they would be allying with Voltron, and a treaty would be drafted and sighed tomorrow.However the Paladins minds were very distracted. The Blades called Lance Kolivan’s mate? What did that mean? 

…

“Excuse me,” Alurra spoke to the two blade after everything was sorted out. “You claimed Lance to be Kolivan mate?”

The Blades froze. “Quiznack we were supposed to keep that a secret—“

“So its true?” Corran popped up from behind Alurra. He had a wide smile. “I thought I saw a mark on my boy!”

“Wait what?” Pidge spoke up. “What is going on?”

“Kolivan has marked Lance as his mate!”

“Yes, but what does that mean?” Keith asked slowly.

“I assumed you had mates on earth? Well! When two galrans finds someone they care for very deeply and romantically, they give one another marks and become mates!”

“Oh yeah we have that on earth!” Hunk smiled. “Its called a boyfriend or girlfriend.” Hunk was silent until it kicked in. “WAIT KOLIVAN IS LANCE’S BOYFRIEND?!”

“WHAT?!” Pidge screamed. “And Lance didn’t tell me?! Oh he is definitely getting his shampooed switched out for food goo—“

“Guys, calm down.” Shiro said. He turned to the two blades. “How long have lance and Kolivan been…mates?”

“Well, Lance has been coming around the BOM base for like…six Phoebs?” The blades shrugged.

“Sis months?!” Keith yelled. “Lance has been dating the leader of the Blade for half a year?!”

Alurra, the calm and graceful Altean Princess she is, calmly said “Pidge, make sure you swap his conditioner for food goo as well.”

THE END

I know I wanted more too but this is just too good of a line to not end it here hahaha

MHA Self Insert DRABBLE — Tenya Iida // WogWoman — Facial Fighter

 So this is new lol: I’m a Part-Time Student of Class 1-A. Kinda like my irl Freshman year of HighSchool. I only came half the day because I was transitioning from…(lets call it a)private school LOL. Lets use that here lol. 

Here comes a huge moment: I GAVE MYSELF A QUIRK! WHAAAAAAAAAT?!

Dont get any ideas, I’m still quirkless through and through! But I had this idea and i couldn’t help myself lol.

(Ha Ha, Imagine this bit in present Mic’s Voice)

Name: Molly ________
Quirk: Facial Fighter
Info: If she smiles, she can heal whomever that smile is directed at! But if she’s frowning and upset, she can cause horrible pain to her opponent! But her Emotions have to be genuine!
Support Item: Thats why she wears that big visor over her eyes. They can play music and images that make her happy or sad depending on the mission! 
Downside: Natural Energy drawbacks from such Raw Emotions, Mental exhaustion too. Cheek Pain

LOL Lets ALSO pretend I have actual stamina and strength hahaha. 

EDIT: Yes, I ended up drawing a quirk sheet lol. I know, cringe.

Here it GOOOOOOO(es)!

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There had been rumors going around Class 1-A that there would be a new student joining their class. Mineta hands been expelled for obvious reasons, and sadly Shinso still was unable to show enough strength to join they hero course. So, when Mineta’s desk was cleaned and worksheets were being left on his empty desk, they could only assume a new student would be joining. 

Tenya Iida wondered what they would be like. He hoped whoever they were was more orderly and respectful that Mineta. He also shared Midoryia’s curiosity in what kind of quirk they would have. No matter what, he was prepared to welcome them with the respect a Class Rep should always give. He was personally working on being more approachable, this would be a good chance to really show how friendly he could be(in his own way)!

It was Monday Morning, and Aizawa finally announced that yes, they would be getting a new student. The class cheered with excitement. Aizawa told them to calm down, and that they should be as “As clear as possible with your new classmate. If you have questions, ask them. And for goodness sake do NOT make assumptions.”

The class was a little concerned with those instructions. They were very exact, perhaps it was to assist with the natural affects of their quirk? Either way, the class was still extremely excited! They eagerly stared at the door waiting for the new student to enter. However they never did? 

Tenya Iida frowned. Being late on their first day?! How rude. He already didn’t like this person—Tenya Iida shook his head. Aizawa said not to make assumptions, he needed to do his best to obey that request. Sensei didn’t even mention the student’s tardiness, and began the lessons. If Aizawa didn’t care, surely there was something he was missing. Tenya took a deep breath, and allowed himself to calmly do his school work. Although everyone else also seemed distracted by the mysterious new student and their…not yet arrival.

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Half the Day had already passed, and there was no sign of the new student at all! The class was begining to think that they weren’t actually coming today. Maybe they were coming tomorrow, and Aizawa just didn’t clarify? It was a possibility. Lunch had passed, and now it was time for the Hero Training Classes for the second half of the school day. All the boys of Class 1-A stood on the training feild with Aizawa, waiting for the Girls to come out of the dressing room. They were taking longer than usual. Perhaps this was that ‘syncing cycles’ incident he had heard of once. Tenya shook away the thought, Minetas absence was really tainting his mind with such dirty thoughts!

Finally, the girls of Class 1-A came walking out of the Locker rooms…with another student! They were happily and excitedly asking her questions, while the student was just trying to get to the training grounds. However she didn’t seem to mind the attention, she just seemed too want too get to class. Tenya smirked, he could admire that.

“Ah, there you girls are.” Aizawa said. 

“Sorry Sensei!” Uraraka cried.

“The new student arrived and we got distracted!” Mina smiled.

“Its alright,” Aizawa said. He nodded to the new student. “Come here, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

The girl nodded, and stepped up next to the teacher.

Tenya Iida finally got a clear look at her now that the girls weren’t surrounding her. Tenya Iida thought she was remarkably pretty. She was a plump girl, with short fiery hair. However she wore a Visor Support Course Item, so he couldn’t see her face well. She did wear a smile though. Her smile was the most amazing thing Tenya Iida had ever seen. She looked so happy, yet nothing out of the ordinary was happening. She just seemed so…sunny! 

“Everyone, this is Molly.” Aizawa said. “She is joining class 1-A.”

“Hi! Its nice to meet you all!” Molly smiled even wider, and bowed.

Everyone in the class greeted her. 

Everyone all had the same question: Why was she so late? Except Midoryia, he was more interested in asking about her quirk. However Aizawa didn’t give them any time to ask said questions, as he announced the training exercise. 

Class 1-A would be doing sparing matches, one at a time. Aizawa would evaluate them, and then they would go work out in the weight room until the next class. Simple enough. Everyone wondered what Molly’s quirk was, and who would be sparing with her. Luckily the question was answered quickly, as Tenya and Molly were going to be the first to spar.

“Tenya, you’re quirk requires distance and perfect direction.” Aizawa said. “Molly, your goal is to combat that with your quirk. Do you two understand?”

Molly nodded.

“I have a question, Sensei.” Tenya Iida spoke up. “What is Molly’s quirk?”

“What did I say about asking questions?” Aizawa said. “If you have any, ask her yourself.”

Tenya Iida looked at Molly. “What is your quirk?” Dammit, he was trying to be more approachable!

Molly raised her eyebrows at the bluntness, but answered. “Its called ‘Facial Fighter’! My genuine emotions can affect my opponent.”

“What do you mean?” 

Before Molly could answer, Aizawa started their match.

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Molly and Tenya stood on opposite ends of the training ground. This gave Tenya the advantage of a long distance to run and gain speed. Molly stood in a tense stance, she seemed nervous. Tenya Iida decided he’d go easy on her, it was her first day. The whistle blue and and Tenya Iida began to run. Molly didn’t move at first, but reached up to her visor. She clicked a blue button and the screen lit up in front of her eyes.

She moved out of the way before Tenya Iida could get to her, Tenya Iida skid to a halt before he could step out of bounds. He turned to Molly, who was still tense. Her shoulder were begining to shake, was she crying? 

Tenya Iida began to run at her again, but suddenly she began to wail. Tears streamed down her face and her hands clutched her heart. Her wail was so loud, it shook Tenya to his core. And then his core began to hurt, litterly. He felt an aching pain in his chest, like he had been stabbed in the gut. Tenya fell to his knees in pain. What was happening? Tenya Iida looked up and saw Molly standing over him. Tears were still pouring down her cheeks, and she was hiccuping a bit. But she pushed through her tears and pulled Tenya’s limp and in pain body across the feild and threw him out of bounds. Molly won the match.

“Molly wins,” Aizawa said, unphased. “You two head to weight room. Uh, after you calm down a bit I guess.”

Tenya Iida held up a limp hand to giveaway thumbs up from the ground, while Molly took a deep breath and nodded. 

Molly turned off her visor and helped Tenya Iida up. Tenya Iida looked at her in shock, he didn’t know what to say. Does he say congratulations on winning the match? But she looked so upset! He was so conflicted. Molly ended up just going away to sit on a bench before going to the weight room. Tenya Iida himself took a moment to breathe, as his chest was still recovering from the match. What kinda quirk was that?!

…

After a few other Matches, Tenya finally felt well enough to go to the weight room and join the others. But Molly was still on the bench. She had calmed quite down a bit, but was fidgeting with her hands alone. She looked embarrassed, as everyone had ignored her after their match. Tenya Iida decided to approach her.

“Are you alright?” He asked.

“Huh? OH!” Molly gasped. “Y-Yeah! I-I’m still learning to handle the after affects of my quirk.” She wiped was tears remained on her face.  

Speaking of, her face. Without the visor on, Tenya could see every little freckle and blush on her cheeks. She had beautiful brown eyes shining with her tears. Tenya Iida had seen her smile before the match. He never wanted to see her without it. 

“What is your quirk?” Tenya asked, still standing. “I was unable to understand before the match.”

“Oh,” Molly chuckled. “So as I said, my genuine emotions affect my opponent. If I feel genuine sadness, I can make my enemy feel unbearable pain. But! If I feel genuine happiness, I have the power to heal others!”

“Thats a very interesting quirk,” Tenya Iida said, impressed. “You must have a very strong mind to handle such mentalities.”

Molly curled in on herself a bit. “N-Not really. As you can see, I’m still learning how to handle the after affects of my sadness quirk. Some days are worse than others I guess. I was just hoping today wouldn’t be.”

“Do you want to talk about it?” Tenya Iida asked. He was trying to be more approachable. He wanted Molly top like him.

Molly nodded. “I was really nervous for today, my first day at UA. And in Class 1-A no less! And so far it had been super great! The girls 2in the locker room were really nice, and I even won our match! On my first day!” Molly began to smile.

“Yes, that is quite a good thing to happen.”

“But I think I went overboard with my quirk, I guess I just got so excited. I wanted to imprsss you all! But I pushed myself too hard, and ruined everything. Now everyone is avoiding me…”

“I believe they just wanted to give you space. They were unsure what you needed or wanted.”

Molly nodded.

“I’m sure if we go join them in the weight lifting room, everyone will be happy to see you.”

“Really?”

Tenya nodded.

Molly gave a genuine smile. Even if she wasn’t using her quirk, it didn’t matter because Tenya felt better than he had ever before.

THE END

Voltron KOLIVANCE oneshot — Arrangeed Marrige

 LOL I’ve definitely written stuff like this before hahaha. But I was having a craving for it! So a total “Write what you wanna read” bit here lol. Special Thamks to my gurl Rua/Dorothy for her support on this one(aka letting me ramble and spitball ideas with her haha)!

For clarification: The Lion switch DID Happen. BUT! Shiro DID go missing, but not for a long time at all. Keith didn’t join the BOM right away(or at all you’ll see) is still able to fly red if he needs to.
So basically:

- Lance can Fly Blue and Red

- Alurra can Fly Blue

- Keith can Fly Red and Black

- Shiro can Fly Black

We good? We good :)

Yee! Arranged marrige AU. Kolivan // Lance, sorta slow burn-ish,

(There was Orginally Omegaverse Omega Lance, but I decided against it. Now only the Galra(really just the BOM) have ABO stuff lol)

Trying something super new, I hope this turns out as well as my hopes for it lol.

LETS GOOOO!!

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Lance wasn’t the smartest person. Well, he was the dumbest of the smartest. He’d take that as a win! Better than being the smartest of the dumbest, right? But as he said, he was not the smartest member of Team Voltron. Everyone else seems to have understood the Lion Switch and its reasoning by now. But Lance? He was still so confused. Why would Blue shove him to Red and vise versa? The Lion bond was supposed to be special, so why did Lance get to pilot two lions?

Sure, Keith could pilot Red and Black. This was totally golden Rivalry material! And yet Lance found himself constantly stuck in his own head, never able to understand the Lions’ reasoning. However every time he felt like he was on to something, Red and Blue would reach out to him and tell him that ‘Voltron has a plan’; and it would break his focus. He wanted to trust Voltron, his teammates, the Quintecense bla bla bla—he just couldn’t help but worry! But once again, Lance wasn’t the smartest person. If his much smarter team wasn’t worried, why should he be?

Lance laid down on the couch of the command room. It was just after breakfast, and there was a little while before training. He was all alone in silence, his mind once again running while. 

The team isn’t worried, I shouldn’t be either. Lance repeated to himself. The team isn’t worried, I shouldn’t be either. The team Isn’t—Wait, are their Lions saying the same thing to them? Maybe its just Red and Blue. Maybe I should talk to Keith? What if Red is telling him the whole “Voltron Has a Plan” thing too? Hm, maybe not. He was Leader for a bit during the Switch, surely he would have told us. But if not, why are Blue and Red just bothering me? No No, I have to stop thinking like that. The team isn’t worried, I shouldn’t be either. The team isn’t worried, I shouldn’t be either—

“Hey, you OK?” Hunk tapped Lance’s shoulder, snapping him out of his recently reoccurring daze.

“Huh? Oh! Yeah!” Lance smiled. “Sorry, lost in thought.”

“Thats been happening a lot lately,” Hunk said. “Are you surer you’re ok? You can always talk to me!”

“Oh Of course!” Lance reassured his best friend. “I’m totally fine, I promise! I’ve just had a question on my mind lately.”

“What is it?”

“It’s just the Lion Switch,” Lance sighed. 

Hunk sighed, knowing Lance was having trouble with the change. But still? After this long? He was kinda concerned.

“I know that if you guys’d aren’t worried or anything, there’s no reason I should be!” Lance said quickly.

Hunk sat down next to Lance. “But…?”

“But I can’t help but feel like there’s something more to all this! Every time I feel like I’m about to figure it out, Red and Blue break my concentration. It’s suspicious.”

“Hm, that is strange.” Hunk agreed.

“B-But I’m sure its nothing!” Lance said quickly, not wanting his friend too begin worrying too. “After all, they keep saying ‘Voltron has a Plan’. And they’re VOLTRON LIONS! Thousands of years old! I’m sure I’m just freaking out aver nothing.”

“Lance your their Paladin!” Hunk gasped. “You have a right to know what this ‘plan’ is—“

Just before he could continue, Shiro came into the room. He told them to follow him to the training room, and that they were doing a group exercise today. Lance and Hunk followed him, but not before Hunk insisted they talk about Lance’s worries later. Lance nodded.

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The group training exercise was pretty simple and routine. The group stood with their backs to eachother in a circle was Corran send battle drone after battle drone. The goal was to watch eachtother’s back and to learn how to handle a surrounded situation. However the Princess was no where to be seen. She didn’t always attend training, but she always attended group training. She needed to train if she was needed to pilot Blue again. Corran said she was on an important call, but left it at that. He didn’t explain who it was, or why it was so important. He seemed worried, which was new.

But to be fair, they were all worried lately. The Lion Switch had proved an issue fir the coalition. Many of their allies worried about the stability of Voltron: Shiro had gone missing, and the paladin bond with the lions became unstable due to the Lion Switch. Many believed that Voltron was losing their touch due to the Lion switch, and not that the lions were simply bonding closer with even more Paladins in case of an emergency. Alurra had been very busy and stressed reassuring Allies and making more treaties. 

The way Corran spoke of this meeting added a suspense unlike any other. He made this one seem very urgent, but why weren’t the other paladins involved then?

Their questions were answered when Alurra quickly walked into the training room. She had a very nervous face and held her hands close to her. She called for Corran to end the Training Sequence as she had something urgent to discuss. The Paladins looked at eachother nervously. No matter how urgent, Alurra usually called them to the meeting room. She never simply jumped them during training. This must be serious if it couldn’t wait the quick walk to the HQ.

“Alurra, whats up?” Pidge asked. 

“Princess, is everything okay?” Shiro asked.

“We have an issue,” Alurra said. “The Blade of Mamorra is threatening to leave the Coilition.”

“WHAT?!” Keith screamed. 

“Why?!” Lance also yelled.

“They are concerned about Voltrons stability due to the Lion switch but also questioning the lengths of our loyalty to them.” Alurra said.

“Well what do we do to fix it?” Hunk asked.

“They are asking for some adjustments to the treaty…” Alurra was very scared.

“And…?” Shiro edged her on.

“And an Arranged Marrige.”

“WHAT?!” The entire team screamed along with Corran.

“You cannot Marry, Princess!” Corran gasped.

“No, I cannot.” Alurra explained. “After all, they have not asked for me.”

“What?!” Lance yelled. “Then who the hell did they ask for?!”

“You.”

It went silent.

“I’m sorry, I must have some weird Altean pool water in my ear still.” Lance slapped the side of his head. “I thought you said they were asking for me!”

“She did…” Hunk said.

“WHAT?!” Lance screamed. “HOW?! WHY?! WHY ME?!” Lance began to wave his hands in the air in panic.

“Yeah, why him?” Keith asked. “He’s not Galra. And he has no experience with a blade! He’s of no use to them.”

Lance stoped flaring around to glare at Keith. “Hey!”

“Its true!” Keith said. “They have to reason to have request you specifically!”

“Technically they did not,” Alurra explained. “However you are the only option.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?!” Lance yelled. “What? That I’m expendable!”

“No! Of course not!” Alurra gasped. 

“Forget it! I’m not even gonna talk about this. Because there’s no way I’m going to be in an arranged Marrige!”

“But Lance—!”

Lance threw his bayard to the ground and ran from the training room.

…

Lance sat in his room, holding his knees to his chest. He rocked back and forth on his bed. He knew the reason for the Lion Switch. But that just brought up so many more questions!

“Voltron has a Plan,” Lance said to himself in a mocking tone. “What kind of a plan is this?!” 

Was the only reason Blue accepted Alurra was so that he could be thrown out to the Blade Later? If so wasn’t that a paradox? The Blade wouldn’t be wanting him if the Lion Switch didn’t even happen! And even ignoring the Paradox, why him?! Why couldn’t Keith do it? He was Galra like them, hell he’s a member of the BOM himself! Why did Alurra Insist they send Lance? Was he just that expendable?! Did all his playful flirting and teasing make it seem like he’d be totally on board with this? And even if he was, who the fuck is he supposed to be marrying?! Why does the Blade even want a marrige alliance when they didn’t before?!

There was a soft knock on the door. Lance didn’t even have to look up to know it was Hunk. Hunk walked into his room, even though Lance never said he could. Hunk didn’t say a word as he sat down next to Lance on the bed. They sat in silence for a moment, before Hunk spoke just a few words in a soft voice.

“Alurra spoke to us,” he said. “There’s a bit more to this, but  you are not expendable.”

Lance sniffled.

“When you’re ready, I can tell you the rest of what Alurra said.”

Lance sighed. “Why would I want to? I don’t wanna do this stupid marrige. And I don’t wanna be convinced either!”

“I’m not saying I’m not gonna try to convince you.” Hunk said. “But you’re not expendable, none of us think that. And I can explain why if your willing to listen.”

Lance grumbled. “Well now I’m insecure and curious.”

Hunk chuckled.

“The Blade of Mamora is asking for an Arranged Marrige between a Paladin of Voltron and their Leader Kolivan.” Hunk explained calmly. “Kolivan barely even spoke before he began to blush a bit! Another Blade had to explain for him.” Hunk giggled.

“So what, this wasn’t his idea?” Lance asked.

“Seemed like it was a majority vote among the Blades.” 

“But why was there even a vote? Why do they want this?”

“They want to ensure that Voltron will be able to defend the universe even if all Paladins aren’t available to us. Alurra tried to explain that the Lion Switch itself proved that, but they wouldn’t agree. They did bring up a good point though that if we did this, it would help secure the other unstable alience too!”

“I guess…but why does it have to be me?!” Lance cried out. “Why not Keith? He pilots two lions!”

“Because Keith is Already part of the the Blade of Mamora, it wouldn’t technically be an alience with Voltron.”

“Ah…good point.” Lance sighed

“And Alurra can pilot Blue, but no one else can pilot Red but You and Keith.”

“God dammit! I really am the only one that can do this, Aren’t I?!” 

Hunk nodded.

It was silent once again. But this time, Lance silently accepted his fate. That he was the only one they would send, that he didn’t have a choice. He was going to have to leave Voltron, leave the fight. Once again, Hunk spoke again first.

“But do you see now that we’re not sending you because we think your expendable?” Hunk said.

“What do you mean?” Lance said. “I am expendable! Thats why your sending me!”

“Thats not what I meant!” Hunk said. “When you say expendable, you mean that we want to get rid of you. That if given the choice to get rid of any of us, we’d chose you. But thats not what this is! We don’t have a choice Lance.”

Lance slowly nodded. “I guess I get it.”

Hunk leaned on Lance and wrapped his arm around Lance. “I wish it didn’t have to be this way. I didn’t want to lose you.”

Lance nodded. “I’m gonna miss you.”

…

The night before Lance was going to be sent to the Blade Of Mamora base, Lance was wide awake. He should have been sleeping in his room for such a big day, but instead he paced the comman room alone. he had accepted his fate of the arranged marrige with someone he barley knew, but it didn’t help that Lance didn’t get any say in the wedding! The BOM was gonna decide when the wedding was, who was gonna come, what it was gonna look like, what everyone was gonna wear. Lance didn’t get a say at all! That just sucked.

Lance hated leaving Voltron even more. He felt like a total coward, a loser! Everyone else was going to keep fighting the galra with the mighty Voltron. And what was Lance going to do? Sit around a BOM base as a trophy wife? He felt like he was letting everyone down. Everyone else were going to be praised as heroes, but Lance was going to be ridiculed. Leaving the war for a marrige. Maybe it was self centered, but Lance had flown Blue and Red! He was a part of Voltron! He wanted some of the glory and fame too! He felt like he was abandoning the war, quitting, running away. And her hated it.

“Lance?” Alurra waked in wearing her nightgown. “What are you doing awake?”

Lance turned to her. “Ah! I, uh…what are you doing awake?” 

Alurra raised an eyebrow, and sat down on the couch behind him. “I couldn’t sleep.”

“What’s wrong?” Lance asked, concerned.

“Lance, you’re leaving!” Alurra said. “And there’s nothing I can do to stop it.”

Lance was surprised, but then chuckled. “Heh, I would have thought you would miss me the least.”

“What? Why?”

“Well, I mean I always flirted with you and messed around! You always seemed so annoyed by me.” 

“Lance, while I have no interest in you romantically I do find you flirtatious remarks rather flattering and amusing.” Alurra giggled. “And I will quite miss the way you lighten the mood.”

“Really?”

“Yes. I will miss you quite a lot. After all, the Blade of Mamora is quite tight on security. I may not see you for a long time after the wedding. That is, if you plan to invite us?”

“I hope I can.” Lance said. “From what I’ve heard I have no say in the wedding.”

Alurra gasped. “Ok THAT will be changed in the alience tomorrow!”

“Really?” Lance smiled.

“Its the least I can do for you.” She smiled as well. “Quiznack, I’m going to demand it.”

The two laughed. Lance leaned over and gave Alurra a hug. “Thanks Princess.”

“Of course Lance.”

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The Blade of Mamora members made quick work of rushing the final Alilence signing and Lance’s goodbyes. Kolivan wasn’t even there for half of it! Some future husband. However Alurra was able to demand Lance have full say in the wedding planning, and the BOM reluctantly agreed. Lance stayed in the BOM hanger until he could no longer see Voltron or the Lions in the sky. His aching heart became numb, and a Blade member quickly led him away. 

…

The Hallways of the base all looked the same, and there was no way Lance was going to figure them out any time soon. He was able to spot a cafeteria and a few training rooms before they arrived in the dormitory wing of the ship. For a second, Lance wondered if he was going to be staying in a tiny room like all the other Blade Members. However the galran led him farther along to a much larger door. 

“This is Kolivan’s Quarters,” the blade explained, as he opened the door however did not go in. “You are to stay in this room. Kolivan will join you shortly.”

“O-Okay,” Lance said. He took a few steps in the room and put down his single duffle bag.

“And here is your Blade of Mamora,” The galra gave him a dagger just like Keith’s. 

Before Lance could question, the galran left closing the huge door behind him.

Lance gazed down at the dagger in his hand. It looked just like Keith’s, at least he thinks. He could never get close enough to Keith to get a good look at his blade. Keith was reasonably protective of it. The blade Lance held was heavy in his hands, and well sharped. It’s handle was a deep purple, which progressively lightened until the tip of the blade was a bright silver. The iconic BOM logo glowed on a oval stone imbedded in the handle. He was fascinated by the glow that traveled throughout the blade. Why was he given this though? He wasn’t Galra, he had no way to activate it?

Lance shook his head, quickly dispelling those thoughts. He couldn’t keep asking so many questions. He no longer had Blue or Red to stop him from Spiraling.

Lance decided to shift his focus to observing the room, which was entirely purple and black. In the center against the back wall was a huge bed. Kolivan was already a large man, this could fit at least three of him! The linens were a light periwinkle and looked shiny, above was a thin canopy. A few paces to the bed’s left was a working desk. It was covered in papers and other documents. Some were even taped to the wall above it for more room. If his bedroom desk was this messy what was the state of his office? To the Right of the bed where Lance stood, there was a door. It was most likely a closest or bathroom. But before Lance could open the door to find out, the bedroom door opened and Kolivan stomped in.

Kolivan stomped straight to his desk, barley sparing Lance a glance. Lance however did catch a split second of eye contact, and could see a slight pink of Kolivan’s cheeks. But Kolivan looked away and began scuffling through his many papers. Not a word was spoken between the two. Well, that simply wouldn’t do. If Lance was going to married to this man surely he deserved some respect!

Lance cleared his throat loudly to catch his attention, and put his hands on his hips.

Kolivan looked to him, and raised an eyebrow. 

Lance raised one back.

“What do you want?” Kolivan asked.

“Excuse me?” Lance scoffed. “I want my future spouse to acknowledge me!” 

Kolivan glared at Lance, but approached the former Blue Paladin. He towered over him, looking him up and down. “Quite bold to speak to your leader that way.”

“HA!” Lance exclaimed fake laughter. “I’m gonna be married to you, I can speak to you anyway I want!”

“Excuse me?”

“You heard me. And your not my leader. We are equals, got that?” He waved a finger. 

Kolivan began to growl, but in the end just huffed in frustration. “Fine.”

“Good.” Lance said. “Now, lets talk about this wedding—“

“Another time, I have important work to complete and must go train.” Kolivan tried to leave but Lance stopped him.

“Excuse me?!” Lance cried out. “Nuh Uh! We’re gonna be married! AKA: a Couple! In love! Bla Bla Bla!  We gotta bond!”

“It will have to wait.” 

Kolivan took his hand back and left the room. 

“Well, that was one hell of an introduction.” Lance crossed his arms.

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Kolivan wasn’t angry at this arrangement per say. Majority vote ruled that this was the best option to ensure Voltron’s stability and Loyalty. And the Blue Paladin was a fine young man! However he felt overly frustrated and flustered more than usual. He wasn’t used to getting close to people, let alone on a mating level. And now he was going to mate and marry someone he didn’t know at all! The Blue Paladin wasn’t even Galra! He wasn’t looking forward to the discomfort he would be feeling for the foreseeable future until he was able to mate with the paladin, along with the marrige ceremony. 

So far the Blue Paladin seemed just as frustrated as he was. At least he wasn’t trying to an absolute pain, and was trying to work things out. Albeit being a little shit in the process. It bothered him that the Blue Paladin was already quite alluring. He was very beautiful just to look at, and he was quite the quick witted young man. He could faintly smell his scent, and it felt like it was calling the Galran. Kolivan felt he deserved a better life than the isolated one he has been forced into. 

Kolivan shook his head and stammed his fists down on his desk. No, he wasn’t going to think about this! He had training to do. 

Kolivan entered the training rooms, a few other blades running drills. He could feel the eyes on him despite the masks. Kolivan gave them all a glare and they quickly continued to train. Kolivan began to train himself, harder and longer than needed. He could feel so many eyes, and hear so many whispers. 

“Finally! He’s settling down!”

“Do you think this will soften him up? Maybe he’ll give us less chores!”

“Why did the council agree to this? Its gonna make him weak!”

“I bet he’ll be better than ever with a mate motivating him!”

“Do you think the Paladin even likes him?”

“He’s so lucky to be mating the Blue Paladin! He’s cute!”

Kolivan couldn’t take it anymore, and stormed out of the training room. He made his way to the public locker rooms. The other blades were shocked to see him there, as he normally used his private bathing room. Which was quite the luxery! Why avoid it? Obviously Kolivan was avoiding Lance. 

All the whispers among him had him so conflicted! Would this make him weak or stronger? Would he even be a good mate? Or would he be a horrible one? Was there even a chance the Blue Paladin would learn to love him? Was there even a chance for Kolivan to love Lance?

…

Kolivan slaved over paperwork for Hours, completing work for the next few movements long ahead of time. Anything to distract himself from the mate waiting for him in his quarters. But of course he fellow Blades refused to let him. Constantly teasing him or making quick comments. Kolivan tried to ignore them, but—

“Geez Kolivan, you’ve been here for Vargas!” Thace said, a smirk growing on his face. “Did your mate kick you out of the room?”

“No, of course not.” Kolivan growled. 

“Really? Because you could have left Vargas ago, normally you would! Did the lock you out?”

“No he did not. I could go back to my room at any time I wanted.”

“Mhm.” Thace said, doubting his words.

“I just have a lot of work to do.”

“Yeah, sure.”

“Its true!”

“Ha, yeah.”

“I can go back to my quarters whenever I wish!”

“Prove it!”

“FINE!” Kolivan yelled. 

Kolivan slammed his fists down on the desk, a few papers flying. He couldn’t be bothered to pick them up though, as he stomped out of the room and away down the halls. 

Thace chuckled as he began to pick up the papers. Ha, Thace thought to himself. That sucker.

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Lance looked around the room for probably the 50th time that days. He had no idea how to open the door, so he had been stuck in there all day. He was getting Hungry!

Lance had unpacked his duffle bag. It didn’t have much, just his clothes and trinkets. He had discovered the the door to his right was a bathroom. It had a large sink and shower, reasonable for Kolivan’s size. He tucked his toiletries and skincare products in a small corner of the sink. He had hung up the night wear he had from the Castle of Lions in the closet he had found just next to the sink. It seemed its wear Kolivan’s hung as well, along with his bathrobe. He felt the material which it was very soft, and was kinda jealous! Back in the room, Lance was unsure where to put his other things. After all he and Kolivan were going to be sleeping in the same bed now, what side was his? Lance took a risk and set up on the right side. After all Kolivan’s desk was on the left. He’s placed his favorite photo of Team Voltron and a photo of his Family back on Earth on the bedside table. In the drawer he placed the BOM knife and his space phone from Pidge. Sure, it wouldn’t be able to communicate due to the BOM base security. But it still had pictures and music on it! However there was no room for any of Lance’s trinkets from all the planets he’s visited. So he kept those in his duffle bag next to the bedside table on the floor. 

Lance currently sat on the floor in front of it, looking through the memories. He was holding a balmaran crystal when Kolivan suddenly stormed into the room.

The door was swung with great force, and Kolivan seemed angry. Unlike last time, were he was simply serious and in a rush. He made it into the room, breathing hard in anger. Lance was going to try and talk to him about leaving him alone and starving all day but then he noticed the Galran’s mood. Lance was unsure what to do. One one hand, he wanted to leave the large scary Alein trained with a sword be. On the other hand, he naturally wanted to comfort the large scary Alein trained with a sword. He went with the second option. Live and Learn right? Well, he hope he lived.

Lance slowly stood up and went to the Galran. The Galran didn’t move from his stance. 

“Hey Kolivan,” Lance said softly, and carefully placed a hand on his bicep. “Are you ok?”

Kolivan’s head snapped to look at Lance, and Lance flinched for a second. Before Lance could applogize, Kolivan leaned down and flew his face into the crook of Lance’s neck. 

Lance cried out for a second in surprise. But he didn’t feel any fangs or claws. OK so Kolivan wasn’t killing Lance, good! So, what was he doing?

“Wh-Whatcha doin there?” Lance said, standing still.

“You smell nice…” Kolivan breathed. 

Lance could feel Kolivan’s hot breath and he shivered. “Th-Thanks…The Altean body wash is good…”

“No…Not that…” Kolivan continued to breath in Lance’s ‘scent’. 

“Then what do I smell like?”

“It smells like salt water…and…tropical plants.” Kolivan had visibly relaxed.

Lance thought that was weird. He hadn’t been to any tropical planet recently. In fact the last one they went to was a desert! And the Altean Body Wash was minty scented. Why did Kolivan claim he smelled like…Cuba?

Kolivan finally stood back up, and blushed. “I apologize for my forward actions,”

“Uh, it’s fine. I guess?” Lance shrugged, also blushing a bit. “Wh-What was that?”

“Galrans have a strong sense of smell. Everyone has a unique scent, and some are more…calming, than others.”

“THATS WHY KEITH ALWAYS COMPLAINED ABOUT DOING THE DIRTY LAUNDRY!” Lance shouted out his realization. “Wait, I have a calming scent?”

Kolivan nodded. “I think so.”

“You think?”

“I find it calming.”

“Oh.” Lance blushed, realizing Kolivan was complimenting him. “Uhm, thanks.”

Kolivan nodded.

“What had you so upset?” Lance asked. 

“Some fellow Blades were causing me issues.” Kolivan grumbled. “It’s nothing you need to worry about.”

“Okay.” Lance decided to leave it be for now.

“I see you have unpacked,” Kolivan gestured to Lance’s trinkets.

“Yeah,” Lance said. “Didn’t really have anything to do all day.”

“Did you not receive a tour?”

“Yeah, NO.” Lance began to get a bit sassy. “Nor did I receive any FOOD! I’m hungry!”

“Oh, I see.”

“Yeah! So feed me!”

“Excuse me?”

“Feed me! I’m hungry!”

“What are you? A kit?”

“Kolivan. I have not eaten, for 8 Vargas.” Lance placed his hands together. “So either shut up and feed me, or I’ll eat YOU.”

Kolivan rolled his eyes, but led Lance out of the room.

…

Kolivan and Lance walked back into the room Vargas later, after a large meal and tour. Lance had to admit, the BOM had good food! He would miss Hunk’s cooking, however he was looking forward to eating more than just Green Goo. 

Kolivan went into the bathroom to undress, and came out in a pair of alein boxers. Other than that he worse nothing. Lance couldn’t help but but stare, he wasn’t even ashamed. The Galran was ripped. He had muscles huger than the Rock guy back on Earth. And 13 back of abs, Lance counted! He wondered was other giant mussels was being covered.

“Its not polite to stare.” Kolivan told him.

Lance looked back up at him. “I’m gonna be marrying you. I’m gonna stare.”

Kolivan rolled his eyes, ignoring his blush. 

Lance hopped up off of the bed and made his way into the bathroom. He took a shower, brushed his teeth, performed his skin care and a face mask, and then came out of the bathroom in his nightwear. Unlike Kolivan, he wore a tank top and PANTS!

“What took you so long?” Kolivan crossed his arms.

“Hey, I care about my skin care!” Lance ran the back of his hand along his cheek. “I have the softest skin in the univirse!”

Kolivan suddenly reached over the bed and felt Lance’s cheek. Lance couldn’t stop them from turning red and his eyes widening.

Kolivan removed his hand. “They are soft.”

“I know right—“

“I have felt softer though”

Lance squeaked in shock and offense. “How Dare you—!”

Kolivan smirked, and made a deep chuckle. That made Lance’s skin gain goosebumps.

“It is time for bed, go to sleep.” Kolivan said, laying down.

“W-Wait!” Lance cried.

“What?”

“T-Tomorrow. We should talk. About the…the wedding.”

“Fine.”

The lights turned off.

Lance laid down on his side of the bed, the pillow soft. Things certainly weren’t perfect right now, but they were going better than he expected. Kolivan certainly had to work on his bluntness and telling Lance about these Galran customs and biology. And sure, Lance could work on being less demanding. But at least they didn’t hate eachother. At least there seemed to be a chance this would all work out. Lance turned his head to look at Kolivan sleeping. 

Yeah…it might work out.

THE END

This was getting too long for my taste lol. But yeah! This was a ton of fun to try and I turned outs just as well as I hooped it would! YAY!

MHA Self Insert Oneshot — Tenya Iida // WogWoman — Valentines Day

 So….its that dreaded day again lol.

I’m not even mad cuz I’m single!! I’m upset that all my other friends are in relationships. And that’s not jealousy btw! I’m upset that I can’t give them planotic gifts or anything cuz they’re IN RELATIONSHIPS!

I don’t get to have pal-entines day or gal-entines day or ANYTHING!

Sigh….So here we are! Come and save me Tenya Iida!

We’re gonna pretend anime female stereotypes don’t exist and everyone loves the fat disabled “Quirkless” girl(not to sound like a pick me girl lol). So kinda all of Class 1A // WogWoman LMAOOOOOOO!

OK LETS GOOOOO!

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It was Valentines Day. Honestly? Class 1-A didn’t even notice. They were all exhausted from the constant villain attacks and extra training to handle them. They had lost all awareness of anything that wasn’t UA wether that be training or school work. They hadn’t even noticed all the other giddy students in the halls or the pink decorations all over the school. Even Mineta had forgotten the day of Romantic gestures. And so Class 1-A slumped in their seats, waiting the last few minutes until Aizawa would start class. 

However, an unknown student walked into the room. She knocked on the wall to alert the teacher. The rest of the class perked up(for the first time in days)at the unfamiliar sight. She was a plump girl with short firey hair. Aizawa sighed and approached the student.

“May I help you?” Aizawa grumbled.

“Hello Mr. Aizawa Sensei!” The girl smiled. “Sorry if I’m interrupting—“

“You’re not my student, what do you want?”

The girl gulped, but stood her ground. “I brought these for your class!” 

The girl smiled, holding up a huge box of Valentines Day chocolates. Class 1-A unintentionally drooled at the sight of such a treat. Aizawa raised an eyebrow as he took the chocolates. He thanked her, and turned to the class asking them to thank her too. The Class happily bowed and thanked her in unison. 

“May I ask why you’ve brought my class Valentines Day Chocolates?” Aizawa said with a straight face. “You are clearly a new student. American exchange by the looks of it.”

“Y-Yes! My name is Molly!” The student bowed. “I guess I heard about all the stress you class goes through. I wanted to cheer you all up!” She smiled beautifully.

“HEY!” Bakugo stood up. “WE DON’T NEED YOUR PITY! OR YOUR STUPID CHOCOLATE!”

The rest of Class 1-A loudly shushed him, and Bakugo grumbled slouching back down. 

“I-I didn’t mean to look like I was pitying you!” Molly cried out. “Really! Everyone deserves a treat now and then, right?”

The class once again thanked Molly, and she rushed out the classroom to get to her own class.

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Ever since that day, all of Class 1-A had an infatuation with Molly of the General Education Department. Despite being in a totally different course, everyone was always friendly with her and made a point to become friends were her. Some were more successful than others, as some students were quite shy and kept to themselves. And yet she made a point to still wave to every Class 1-A student no matter if they were ‘friends’ or not. That one top of waving to anyone else she knew!

Molly was friends with the girls of 1-A, often sitting with them during Lunch and downtime. She was also friendly with a few of the boys; including Kirishima, Denki, and even Todoroki! However some of the students were still very shy around her; like Midoryia, Koda, and Momo. And yet she seemed to chat with them often. She was especially close with Jiro, Tokoyami, and Tenya Iida though!

And Tenya Iida…well he was totally smitten with Molly. She was so very fun and friendly, and really helped him let lose and become more easy going. She would often come to him for help with simple assignments(at least for him), despite him being only 6th in the class grades. She was close with Tokoyami, who had far better grades than him. He couldn’t help but hope she came to him because she also liked to spend time with him. 

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Valentines Day was this week, on Friday. It had been a year since they all met and became infatuated with Molly. Since she had reminded them there was more to life than UA and Villain attacks. Everyone had the same idea: They were going to shower Molly in Valentines Day gifts. It was what she deserved! 

And of course Tenya Iida wanted to get Molly something just as special as her! And yet, for the first time in his life, he was completely unprepared! He had no idea what to give to the most amazing girl he had ever met. But Valentine’s Day was this week! He had to think of something fast. He really wanted to win Molly’s affections. 

Tenya looked around his class. After last year, Aizawa finally decided that maybe Traumatizing his students without break wasn’t the best way to prepare them for Hero Careers. So now he offered the first half of his HomeRoom class for recreational time in the classroom. So that the students could start off the day well. This morning the other students were all working on gifts for Molly. Even Bakugo! It was loud(Aizawa is sufferinggg), everyone chatting with eachother about their projects. Some of the students seemed to just be getting generic simple Valentine’s Day gifts(the ones not as close with her but still wanted to be included), but others were getting more creative and personal. Tenya decided to walk around the room, and see what everyone was doing. Maybe it would inspire him?

…

Tenya approached Midoryia and Momo first. Momo was furiously reading a science book, while Midoryia’s pen flew across a new notebook.

“H-Hi Class Rep!” Midoryia smiled, looking up.

“Yes, Hello!” Momo smiled.

“Hello,” Tenya greeted. “What are you making for Molly?” He asked.

“Well, I’m planning to give her a custom stuffed animal! I want it to like those ‘SquishMellows’ she enjoys so much! So I’m trying to memorize the chemical formula for polyester fiber, and the shape of other cute animals she likes.”

“Thats very sweet.”

“I wish I wasn’t so shy. I truly want to be a close friend to her, like you!”

“Doesn’t she go to those girls nights you and the other female students have?”

“Yes, but I always get so quiet when she’s there. Or I just talk to the others and not her as much. But she’s helped me so much, always encouraging healthy mental breaks and rest. Its really helped me, and I hope I can show her that.”

Tenya nodded. “I am sure she will be happy to hear that, and will love your gift.”

“Thank you.”

“What are you going to do, Iida?” Midoryia asked.

“I am not sure.” Tenya admitted. “I am hoping to know what all you are doing, perhaps it will give me an idea.”

“Oh! Well, I’m making her a special outline notebook!” Midoryia blushed. “She would talk to me about my notebooks, and how she wishes she could be so organized with her note taking. And ‘Astehticly Pleasing’ as she called it. So I brought this pretty notebook and am filling it with instructioned outlines. So that she can have that ‘dream notebook.”

“Thats very thoughtful.” Tenya Iida said. “Its very admirable that you are putting so much effort into your gift despite not being too close.”

“Well, just like Momo, I wanna get closer! Like everyone else.”

Tenya Iida made his way over to a few others. Koda was making her a card with string rays on it, her favorite animal. Ojiro was going to get her Red roses, and Shoji was planning to give her a big hug and tell her that she was very kind to him. 

Tenya Iida really liked those ideas! But they didn’t inspire any in him before Aizawa started class.

…

Tenya Iida kept observing the gifts his friends were making or getting Molly.

The girls and a few others were getting Molly pamper items, like Face Masks and Bubble Bath. Sato and Bakugo were learning dessert recipe’s to make for Molly. Kirishima and Denki were going to get Molly lots of ASD Fidgets and even a weighted blanket! Jiro’s was very thoughtful, and was making an playlist of all of Molly’s auditory stims. Songs, sound effect audio, even a few TV show scripts! 

…There was no way Tenya Iida was going to be able to top any of this! He had no ideas let alone ideas better than the others! Sure the others were getting cards and flowers, but he wanted his to be special. He wanted to win Molly’s heart. There was no way he was going to top these gifts. And Valentines Day was tomorrow! What was he going to do?

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Tenya Iida sat alone in the quiet training grounds during Lunch. He had run a few laps, but it didn’t distract him from his problem. Everyone was probably happily chatting in the Lunch Room. Molly probably joined them. They were probably trying not to give away their gifts, but giving hints out of excitement.

“Iida? Iida!” Molly arrived at the training grounds, surprising Tenya. She rushed up to his bench. “There you are!”

“Hello Molly,” Tenya nodded, hiding a blush. “Shouldn’t you be eating?”

“I wanted to check on you,” Molly said. “You weren’t at Lunch and the others said you’ve seemed frustrated for a few days.”

“I will be fine.” Tenya said. Would he though? Valentines Day was tomorrow, and he had nothing!

“Thats future tense.” Molly scolded. “How are you feeling now? Let’s try to talk about it.”

Tenya sighed. 

“I am indeed frustrated.” He admited. “There’s…someone, that I want to give a Valentine gift to.”

“Tenya thats so awesome!” Molly clapped her hands. “Whoever they are is really lucky!”

“More like I’m lucky.” Tenya chuckled. “She is an amazing girl, and very special.”

“So, what’s the problem?”

“She’s very popular. I don’t think anything I could offer could win her affections. I’ve seen what others are going to give her. I can’t beat that.” Tenya visually saddened.

“Well, what are you going to do for her?” Molly asked quietly.

“I don’t know. I just don’t know what to get her to show just how special she is.”

It was silent for a few moments. Tenya noticed Molly was blushing, and looking down. She was violently fidgeting with her hands. It seemed she was thinking of what to say next. Tenya didn’t mean to stress her out! Oh no— Before he could say anything she looked back up at him.

“Have you asked her?” She asked, eyes shining.

“W-What do you mean?” Tenya stuttered.

“Have you asked her what she would want…for Valentines Day?”

“I…I suppose not.”

“M-Maybe if you really need to know what to get her…you could just ask? I-I know you’d probably want to confess to her on Valentines Day, but—“

Tenya stopped Molly’s rambling by suddenly grabbing her hand. It was like Tenya suddenly had no fear, a surge of confidence and bravery.

“Molly?” He asked.

“…Yeah?” Molly looked into his eyes.

“What do you want for Valentines Day?”

Molly’s face went totally red, and she went speechless. It was her! She was the girl Tenya liked?! She was totally shocked…and totally happy! She was desperately crossing her fingers that it was her, but was never sure. Finally she regained her voice and said:

“F-Flowers…” she breathed. “I-I’d like Yellow Flowers…”

Tenya smiled. “Okay.” He nodded. 

The two stayed silent in that position for a bit. Flushed faces gazing into eachothers eyes while holding hands. It was like that until the bell rang. The two quickly separated. 

Molly stood up, blushing. “Y-Yeah! So Uhhh…” she couldn’t hide a smile.

Tenya gathered his things. “I will see you tomorrow, on Valentines Day.”

Molly nodded happily. “Y-Yes! See you tomorrow!”

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Tenya Iida walked into the Classroom on Valentines Day with a bouquet of Yellow Roses. His friends congratulated him on finally thinking of a gift idea.

The Classroom had been decorated with pink and white hearts and even Aizawa had a Valentine on his desk. UA typically encouraged Valentines Day, so during HomeRoom students of all departments were wandering the halls delivering and receiving Valentines. A few students of Class 1-A were exchanging Valentines, but everyone was waiting for the main event of when Molly walked through the door.

And finally, she did so. She held once again a large box of chocolates for The Whole class. This time though she also had a blue envelope. “Happy Valentines Day!” She smiled, setting the box on Aizawa’s desk. She didn’t expect the class to surround her with gifts.

“Wh-Whats all this?!” She gasped.

“Its for you!” Mina smiled.

“You’ve helped us so much, and it started here on Valentines Day.” Kirishima grinned. “So it’s only manly to return the favor!”

“Y-You…you all..? Oh my gosh!” Molly was a blushing mess, but a smiling one.

Molly happily accepted the basket of pamper materials from the girls and a few others. She happy stimmed when Koda gave here the Sting Ray card, and squealed in joy when Shoji have her a big tight hug. Sero gave her a cup of his homemade family quest dip. Molly giggled happily, she couldn’t wait to eat it! She was at a loss for words when Denki and Kirishima presented their gift of ASD stim toys. She gave the Weighted Blanket a big hug, along with her new custom stuffed animal from Momo. Todoroki gave her a very expensive diamond, that glittered in the light with hints of rose gold. She was in awe of its beauty, and very thankful to Todoroki for the shiny trinket. She happily took the red roses from Ojiro, and thanked him a bunch. Molly looked in awe of Midoryia’s notebook. She loved the way Midoryia used different fun fonts and ink colors. She happily flapped her hands and gave Midoryia a tight hand hug. Bakugo shoved Midoryia aside and he and Sato presented their gift: A moist cheesecake with buttercream rosets. She almost fainted, it looked so delicious! Mineta presented his gift, which was a fancy set of…certain undergarments. The class scolded Mineta, but Tenya could see Molly actually liked the lingerie. Tokoyami and Dark Shadow gave Molly special glow in the dark stickers fo her dorm. 

Molly couldn’t thank Class 1-A enough, and she started crying. She felt so happy! But she felt horrible that she couldn’t find the words to thank them. They all gave her such a big hug, and she gave it back. Sadly, right before Tenya could finally give his gift, Aizawa cut in. He announced HomeRoom was almost over, and that they all needed to return to their classes or go to their next ones. They all nodded.

Molly tried to bundle up all the gifts into her arms, but Momo noticed and made her a wagon with her quirk. Molly blushed at the fact that all her gifts overflowed the wagon still. She was on her way out when she turned to Tenya.

“I’ll give you your gift at lunch,” Tenya nodded.

Molly nodded.

…

(Molly walked into her General Ed Class, pulling a pink Wagon of gifts behind her. Her classmates gasped and cheered at her haul. Molly blushed, but was totally smiling)

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Tenya Iida sat with his class during lunch. The others gushed about Molly’s reaction to their gifts. A few gushed about their own valentines they received, but they all knew who the main attraction was.

“Wait a sec,” Jiro said. “Tenya! You still have your bouquet!”

“Hm? Oh yes,” Tenya nodded.

“You didn’t give it to her?” 

“I will give them to her when she arrives.”

Speak of the Angel herself, Molly rushed up to their table. She sat down, once again thanking everyone so much! She was already using Denki and Kirishima’s Fidgets. However she still held the blue card. Tenya Iida gave Molly her Boquet. Molly gasped, and blushed.

“Th-They’re beautiful!” Molly smiled. “I’ve never seen such a pretty yellow before!”

“A pretty girl deserves pretty flowers.” Tenya said, as casually as possible. 

Molly blushed. “AAAAA JUST TAKE THIS!” She shoved the card into Iida’s hands.

Tenya Iida happily opened the pretty blue card and read it. The Class watched them with baited breath. What did the card say?! Tenya Iida chuckled and closed the card. He turned to Molly.

“Yes, I would love to go on a date with you.” He nodded.

The class went nuts with cheers.’

Molly leapt and wrapped Tenya in a big hug.

Best Valentine’s Day Ever

THE END

Can you tell I have no self esteem?😂

FR tho, Happy Valentines Day everyone!!