MHA IIDEKU Oneshot — The LindWorm Prince AU

 Howdy everyone! I wanted to start writing actual content again lol.

Kinda ironic tho: I just separated from my gf. That should be make wanna write self inserts more than ever! But I digress.

So yeah, a rare fairytale au! Wahoo! A LindWorm is a dragon btw, just really….worm-like hahahaha! And I know Tenya Iida is TECHNICALLY the younger sibling, for the sake of the story he’s then elder son. Sorry hahaha.

Anyway, I’m sorry if this SUCKS. Its been a long time hahahaha. Either way, this will be short because its quite a short tale lol! ANd obvi, we’re changing it up a bit.

LETS GOOOOO!!

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Once Upon a Time, there was a Queen who wished for a child. One day she met an old witch, whom took pity on her. She told the Queen to place the most beautiful vase of the castle upside down in the corner of the royal garden. Overnight, two Roses would grow. One Silver, one Red. If she ate the Red, she would be gifted a prince. She she ate Silver, she would be gifted a Princess. But she was forbidden to eat both. 

The Queen followed the Witch’s Instructions, and the next morning he beholded two roses. She prepared to eat a rose, when she was suddenly conflicted. If she had a daughter, one day she might have to be married off to a foreign Prince. However if she had a son, one day he might have to go to war. She struggled for hours, until deciding upon a son. She ate the Red Rose. The rose was incredibly delicious, unlike anything the Queen had ever tasted. So despite the Witch’s warning, she consumed the SIlver Rose as well.

Nine months later, the Queen gave birth to a wonderful son. However, the Son was the younger brother to a horrifying LindWorm. The LindWorm thrashed and hissed, before it slithered away into the night. The Queen, shocked, assumed that perhaps labor had been more exhausting as she thought. She must be seeing things. 

Years passed, and the younger Prince, Prince Tensei, grew into a fine young man. Soon, travelled away from the kingdom to find a suitable Princess to marry. However before he could leave the kingdom’s boarders, he was blocked by a ginormous LindWorm. It had icy silver scales and moved quick and swift. However it’s eyes were hauntingly warm, a dark blue like Prince’s Tensei’s. 

“A Bride for Me, Before a Bride for you; Brother.” It demanded.

Retuning to his castle, the Queen confessed to the Prince of the LindWorm’s orgins. She explained that the LindWorm was his elder brother, and the rightful Prince. And by Royal Birthright, he was to be married first. The King refused to allow his monster of a son to marry a princess or anyone of honor. So he sent for the local baker, and declared her son to be the LindWorm’s bride.

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“Y-You can’t!” Inko Midoryia screamed.

“The King has demanded your son the bride of the LindWorm Prince,” the royal messenger repeated. “The Wedding shall be tomorrow at sunset. If you fail to sacrifice your son, you will be executed.” 

Inko fell to her knees as the royal messenger left.

Izuku Midoryia had seen the entire thing. The King was sacrificing him to the LindWorm Prince?! Surely he was doomed! No amount of warrior training could possibly save him from the wrath of the LindWorm, married or not. But Izuku had to stay strong, for his mother. He comforted his mother, and lay her down for the night. His mother would not sleep for long, surely to be awoken by nightmares. Izuku decided not to sleep, and instead take a walk in the woods. Surely he would be resting in peace by Aftermorrow.

As Izuku walked through there dark woods, he held his sword tightly. “This won’t do any good against a LindWorm.” He muttered to himself. “Should I get another weapon for tomorrow? Am I even allowed to bring a weapon? Maybe my sword could defeat the LindWorm if I train harder with it. But how much better can I get with it in only a few hours…” 

Izuku continued until he was approached by a Witch. He jumped in suprise and raised his sword. But she calmly assured him she meant no harm. She offered him to her home for tea, and Izuku accepted.

“So, whats wrong my child?” The Witch said.

“I have to marry the LindWorm Prince,” Izuku said. “I-I don’t want to! The Kinng is making me, and if I don’t he’ll kill my mom!”

“Oh, I see the Queen did not heed my warning all those years ago.” The Witch said.

“Huh?”

“Long Story. But lets just say The Queen was never to have two children.”

Izuku nodded slowly. He assumed that maybe the Queen had gotten help from the Witch long ago. Then maybe he could get some help!

“I will help you survive your wedding night with the LindWorm.” The witch said.

Is she a mind reader? Izuku thought.

“How?” izuku asked.

“Well, It’s a bit kinky….”

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Izuku began to walk down the isle. Izuku looked all around the venue. The great castle ballroom had been decorated quite well. The flowers and decorations were the royal blues of the kingdom. Izuku had been made to wear royal wedding attire, and had never looked as refined as he currently did. And even the LindWorm was…not as beastly as Izuku imagined he could have been. The icy blue scales were polished to perfection, and it stood with a proper posture. His mother was sobbing as she asked by his side, and not from joy. It took all of Izuku’s strength to pry his mother from his side when he arrived at the alter. 

Izuku looked up at the LindWorm throughout the ceremony. It was obviously a LindWorm, but its eyes were strangely human. The eyes were a dark blue, that shined in the sunset’s light. It was actually quite beautiful. The Human eyes seemed to be screaming something. Was it screaming in wrath, fear, for help? Izuku didn’t know. 

Soon enough the Wedding was over, and Izuku and the LindWorm were husbands. The Weddingc was…oddly normal. There were gifts, a wedding party, and a delicious dinner. But just before the King beckoned Izuku to the LindWorm for the night, Izuku pulled a servant over and asked for certain supplies…

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Izuku stood at the door of his and the LindWorm’s bedroom. He had followed the Wiches instructions so far, and this was the moment of truth. Izuku was wearing many layers of shirts, it was almost hard to move. He opened the door to find a barrel of milk, a wip, and the LindWorm waiting for him. The Servants had brought him everything, time to get to work.

The LindWorm rose into the air, its fangs dropped. It looked ready to eat Izuku, and not in a hot sexy way. And yet once again, The LindWorm’s eyes looked like they were hiding something. Something very human…

 “Remove your clothing,” the LindWorm demanded.

“Remove your skin,” Izuku demanded back.

The LindWorm was confused, but complied.

The LindWorm has shed quite the corpse of skin. Izuku removed one of his shirts. There were still many layered. Izuku smirked. 

“Remove Your Clothing.” The LindWorm hissed.

“Remove Your Skin,” Izuku grinned.

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The continued until Izuku was down to his final layer. After shedding his skin over many times, the LindWorm was very weak and could barley open its human like eyes. Izuku dipped the wip in the milk. He whispered a prayer, and began to wip the LindWorm. The LindWorm hissed and screeched in pain. It screamed sand roared in anger. Once the LindWorm was very thoroughly wipped into shape, Izuku dropped the wip, and embraced the LindWorm compassionately….

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When Izuku let go, The LindWorm had turned into a Prince. He was very handsome, with blue hair and a body big and strong. But his beautiful eyes had stayed the same.

“I am so sorry for any harm I caused you,” the Prince said. “I am Prince Tenya. I was cursed from birth with the form of a LindWorm.”

“My Name is I-Izuku Midoryia…” Izuku blushed at the Handsome Prince. 

“You have broken my curse, how can I ever thank you?” Tenya asked.

“Y-You don’t have to thank me!”

Tenya leaned closer to Izuku. “There must be something I can do…”

The two kissed.

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Izuku Midoryia and Prince Tenya Iida were soon properly married, and lived happily ever after.

THE END

(I hope this was at least ok-ish. It was fun to get back into actual fanfic writing :D)

MHA Self Insert oneshot — Rikido Sato // WogWoman — Snow White AU (Rewrite) // Thanksgiving Special

 When the Gf’s away—

Oh wait! I’m at her house rn for Thanksgiving! 

And…I’m kinda losing my mind over it. I’m pretty nervous rn. So yeah, to cool my nerves we’re rewriting the Snow White AU instead of a story ABOUT Thanksgiving lol.

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SO, I’m re-writing my Snow White AU, ya know because i CAN! But(and this is gonna sound weird), I was inspired by the “Good Times” Version of Snow White(well, a funny review on it). I realized I can get my “falls into deep sleep” fix by using the sequences(3) of the OG Snow White Fairytale. MUAHAHAHAHGAA! 

There’s also a bit of “Snow White With the Red Hair” that inspired the beginning of this :D

ALSO! I don’t like Shrek, AT ALL. I hate it(long story. But I vaguely remember this scene of Lord Farquad looking in his Magic Mirror for a Bride. I thought it’d be funny if instead of being Jealous of the “Fairest of Them All” story, we had a “If I can’t have you no one can!” Situation. 

So anyway Mineta Warning.

Also OOC girls of MHA 

TW: Gross Flirting and Gropeping, Harem, Choking, Poison, Mineta

LETS GOOOOO!!! Happy Thanksgiving! 

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Once Upon a Time, 

There was a vain and ignorant King named Mineta. Mineta was a shallow man, and cared not of the soul but of the body. He valued his kingdoms riches and looks, and not the people whom dwelled in it. In fact, one would think the womanizing King would care very much of his people. But no. King Mineta was seeking once again another Queen, all the others demoted to concubines. Mineta approached his Magic Mirror, and spoke “Mirror Mirror On the Wall, Who is the Fairest One of All?”

The foggy glass of the mirror swirled and morphed, to show a visual answer to the King’s question. It showed a young peasant girl, whom resided in the Village not far from the royal castle. She was a rather plump girl, with dark brown eyes and messy golden hair. 

All in all, not Mineta’s type. After all, how could a women so curvy possibly be the fairest of them all? However the Mirror never lies. If this Women was the Fairest of All, she would become his Queen. After all, King Mineta deserved the best. And so, he sent his trusted Advisor Denki  to fetch the young women.

Molly was making her way home from her early afternoon shopping. She had run into a few friendly faces, and was having an overall wonderful day. Up ahead she saw a Royal Staffman walking her way. He had blonde hair and—Oh dear, that was Sir Kamanari! Rumor has it he only appaears when sent to fetch King Mineta a knew bride. Oh, how Molly pitied the poor soul.

Sir Kamanari stopped right in front of her, blocking her way. “Are you Ms. Molly?”

Oh shit, Molly thought. I’m that Poor soul.

“Y-Yes, can I help you?” Molly tried to stay calm.

“Well Hey~” Sir Kamanari winked. “Its your lucky day Missy! You’ve been chosen to become the Queen!”

Molly gasped. “N-No way!”

“Yes! Isn’t that exciting!”

“No, not really! I don’t want—“

“I can see why the Mirror stated your the Fairest, Quite the plump bottom you’ve got there~” Sir Kamanari grabbed a handful of her rump, and Molly gasped. 

She pulled away quite the distance. “Th-Thats impossible! I am by no means the fairest!”

“The Mirror never lies. Now Come with me—“

“NO!”

“Huh?”

Molly began to back away. “I refuse the King’s offer!”

“No one has ever refused the King.” Kamanari said. Not in a angry way, but more of a “wow, I didn’t know that!” way. 

“Well they have now I suppose.” Molly began to run home.

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“She WHAT?!”

Sir Kamanari shrugged. “I don’t know why, no one has ever dented you King Mineta!”

“She dare Reject me?!” King Mineta stood from his throne. “Well, if I can’t have the fairest of them all then no one can!”

“What are you saying?”

“Summon the Huntsman Kirishima. Order him to lure Molly into the forest and kill her. Have him bring back her Bleeding Heart!”

“K-Kill her?!”

“Did I stutter?”

“No your majesty…”

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Molly walked through the woods with the Red Haired Huntsman, keeping an eye out for blonde fur. The Huntsman, named Kirishima, had approached her in a panic. He had lost his hunting dog and companion, Bakugo, and needed help to search for him in the woods. Molly agreed to help search for the dog, if she was allowed to pet it once found. Kirishima happily agreed.

“Here Doggy!” She called out. “Bakugoooo?”

She heard a loud bark from a few trees away, and rushed over. There was a blonde dog, almost WOLF, angerly barking out.

“Bakugo! There you are!” She approached it carefully. “Kirishima has been worried sick about you!”

Bakugo growled, and suddenly stepped past her.

Molly turned around and shrieked. Bakugo was protecting her from Kirishima, who was raising a dagger! Kirishima was going to kill her! She backed away and allowed the doh top protect her.

“Bakugo, out of the way!” Kirishima cried out.

Bakugo just roared.

Kirishima sighed, and dropped the dagger. He fell to his knees, a few tears falling. “Your right boy, I can’t do it.”

Bakugo approached his owner, and nuzzled him.

“This all is so un-manly…”

“What…WHAT WAS THAT?!” Molly screamedm, approaching the two.

Kirishima looked up at Molly. “Ms. Molly-“

“You were going to kill me! Why?!”

“I was ordered to, by King Mineta!” Kirishima claimed. “But I can’t do it. You don’t deserve to die.”

“Damn right I don’t! Is this how he handles every girl rejecting him?…”

“No one has ever had the bravery to do so.”

“Huh, thats fair.”

“You have to run.” Kirishima said

“What—Where?!” Molly yelled.

“Away! The King will not rest until you are dead! You must leave this kingdom and never return!” Kirishima yelled back. “Now go!”

Molly nodded, and began to run deeper into the forest.

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In hindsight, Molly should have asked Kirishima for some supplies before she ran. She was cold and hungry, and lost as hell. She could be going in circles, and lost forever in this darkness! Suddenly, she’s heard the creaky of an old cart approaching. A small torch could be seen lighting someone’s way.

“H-Hello?” The man called out.

“H-Hi, yes!” Molly responded. “I’m over here!”

The small torch lit the area, and Molly was now speaking with a young traveling baker. He was very handsome, big and strong with spiky brown hair.

“Are you alright?” The man asked.

What was Molly supposed to say? That she was a normal girl from the Village and a Creepy King was trying to get in her pants so she had to flee the kingdom after escaping a murderer? That she was now a hungry and homeless girl alone in the woods?! Not only was that a bad situation, it was an embarrassing one!

“I-I’m lost,” Molly said. “And I’m not sure which way I’m headed.”

“Oh gosh! And its so dark here, you must’ve of been terrified! I know I am whenever my torches run out.”

Molly nodded.

The man reached into his cart, and lit another torch he handed it to Molly.

“Here you go!” He smiled. “My name is Rikido Sato.”

“I’m Molly,” Molly said. “Thank you so much! You have no idea Howe much this means to me.”

“No problem. Oh, and here!” He got a pastry from his cart and handed it to Molly. 

“Oh my gods, thank you!” Molly took the food. “Thank you so much!”

“I…I’d hate to see such a nice and pretty lady scared and upset.”

Molly blushed. Sato at least had respect when flirting with her, unlike a certain King.

“I need to get going,” Sato said. “…I hope to see you again!”

“Me too,” Molly nodded.

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Thanks to Sato’s torch, Molly was able to survive until daylight. And as luck had it, she had found a diamond mine! Surely there would be someone inside whom could offer her shelter, or at least tell her where she could find a place to stay. 

Molly made her way through the shining mines, and up ahead spotted two miners. One had fluffy pink hair while the other had slick blonde. She approached them, and they stopped their mining, They introduced themselves as Mina and Aoyama.

“What can we do for you Ms.Molly?” Mina smirked.

“I’m in a lot of trouble, and I need somewhere to stay.” Molly said. “Do you know any place where I can stay?”

“Mon Ami~” Aoyama gasped dramatically. “You must stay with us!”

“Are you sure?”

“Of course,” Mina said. “If you can clean our house, you can stay in it.”

“Thank you so much, you have no idea how much this means to me!”

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King Mineta approached his Magic Mirror. Now that Molly was out of the picture, time to finally find his new bride! Surely the newest fairest of them all would love to marry him!

“Mirror Mirror, On the Wall: Who is the Fairest of them All?” He asked.

The Mirror shifted, and it once again showed Molly. She was in a cottage on the edge of the Kingdom, talking to a young man. The two were as laughing and sharing pie.

“Impossible!” King Mineta gasped. “I have to kill her…”

King Mineta began to pace. He had sent his most powerful hunter! Whats more Powerful than a hunter?!…….A Jealous Women sure comes close.

King Mineta rushed through his palace, and burst into his harem. 

The women of the harem swarmed him, blessed to see their king after so long.

“Ladies, Ladies, I have a mission for you.” King Mineta smirked.

“yes! Yes! Anything our king!” The ladies cried.

“Kill Molly, the Fairest of them All!”

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Molly had been staying with Mina and Aoyama for a few days. It was a safe and simple life that she was very greatful for. Sato had even visited a few time! She was fallen fast and hard for the boy baker. 

Today, Molly had wandered to the nearest and smallest market for groceries. There were many sales people calling out advertisements for their products, but one had caught her eye. 

There was a women with a skinny waist and a black haired ponytail selling coresets. They were all very sparkly and beautiful. While Molly had no money to afford one and didn’t actually need one, she still decided to take a look.

“Hello Ma’am!” The women said. “My name is Momo, would you like to try one of my Coresets?” 

“Oh, no thank you.” Molly said. “I can’t afford one. Plus, I doubt they fit me.”

“Nonsense!” Momo said. “My coresests fit anyone and everyone! Allow me to show you!”

Molly rolled her eyes, but nodded.

Momo began to fasten a dark purple coresest around Molly’s waist. Momo was right, it did fit! Well, at least when lose. Momo began to tighten it. And tighten it tighter. And tighter. And tighter! Molly began to see black spots.

“M-Miss..!” Molly cried out.

“Is that—“ Momo yanked one last time. “TIGHT enough?” 

Molly collasped to the ground, breathe shallow and short.

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Molly awoke to a local police officer standing above her, and Mina looking scared but releived.

“Wh-What happened?” Molly gasped for air.

“There was an illegal saleswomen here,” the police officer said. “She tried to suffocate you with a Coresest. Luckily, your friend here found you and came for help.”

“Molly! I’m so glad you’re okay!” Mina hugged Molly.

Momo had failed her King. Momo, was executed.

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Molly was so excited! Sato had asked her out on a date! She was giddy as she walked around the market. Mina and Aoyama had been so happy for her, they sent her to the market with some money to get something nice to wear for the date.

Molly being Molly, something shiny at a jewelry stand had caught her eye. The saleswomen had brown hair and rosy cheeks.

“Hello Miss!” She smiled. “I am Uraraka, do you see anything you like?”

Molly scanned the table of jewels, and spotted a beautiful hair comb. It was golden with silver and purple jewels “This is lovely! How much is it?”

“No charge,” Uraraka said. “It looks so wonderful with your eyes, you must have it!”

“Really? Thank you!” Molly put it in her hair and kept walking.

As Molly kept shocking, she easily became much more fatigued and weak. Molly was about to sit down on a bench, when she collasped just a few stepped away from it.

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This time, Molly awoke to Aoyama. He was smashing the comb, saying he was insulted Molly would wear such clashing colors! He rushed Molly home, as it was almost time for her date.

Uraraka had failed her King, Uraraka was executed.

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The date between Sato and Molly had gone very well. The two were deeply in love. Molly was sitting at home, daydreaming when there was a knock at the door. There was a young women with purple hair and largish ears standing with a basket of fruit.

“Hello, can I help you?” Molly asked.

“Hey,” the women said in a chill voice. “I’m Jiro. I tried a new method with growing my orchard this year. I’m going around and offering free fruit samples to see if my method was any good.”

“Oh, that’s lovely! I hope it did!” Molly said.

Jiro held up the basket. “Lets find out!”

Molly took an apple, and bit into it. It tasted bitter and sour. She opened her mouth to tell Jiro that sadly, her crop was gross. However, she couldn’t get anything out before the breathe left her lungs and light left her eyes.

Jiro had pleased her King.

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Sato made his way to Molly’s cottage. It had been quite a few days since he had heard from his girlfriend, and he was worried. Had he done something? Sato knocked on the cottage door.

Aoyama opened the door slowly. He looked very…not fabulous. His hair was messy and greasy, and his eyes looked very said.

“O-Oh! Sato…!” Aoyama gasped.

“Aoyama, whats wrong?” Sato asked.

Aoyama began to cry. “I-I’m sorry! We…We just didn’t know how to tell you!”

“What happened?!” Sato pushed passed Aoyama. “Is Molly O…..Kay….”

Molly lay in a simple wooden coffin in the middle of the room. She had clearly been dead for more than a day, and the flowers around her were already wilting. 

“N-No….” Sato rushed to Molly. “How did she die?!”

Mina held up an apple. “W-We found this…” she said through her tears. 

Sato sniffed it. “Its been poisoned!”

“We think it was King Mineta.” Mina said. “He’s been after her, wanting her dead. I guess he got what he wanted!” She sobbed louder.

Sato held back his tears, as he look Molly’s cold, limp….dead, hand. He held it tight as he gave Molly a farewell kiss. And the, a miracle! Molly’s eyes fluttered and flashed open, and she gasped for air. She sat up in her coffin.

“What…What happened?” She asked.

“Y-Your alive!” Sato cheered.

THE END

(Could You tell I go tired? LOL. Happy Thanksgiving!)

MHA Self Insert Drabble — Rikido Sato // WogWoman — Fantasy AU

 When the Gf’s away, ~Fictional Men~ come to play~!

My ‘Liked Music’ Playlist decided: “Normal music? HA! No, your getting Disney.” So here we are

This was inspired by the idea that:

In particular, it has been suggested that autistic children would be likely to be labeled as changelings or elf-children due to their strange, sometimes inexplicable behavior.

OK LETS GOOOO

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Once Upon a Time, there was a baker named Rikido Sato. He lived in a village just on the edge of the enchanted forests, where some of the best erbal ingredients could be found. 

But among them, the fae and creatures of evil. Therefore, there was the established Forest Scouts. A group of highly trained knights tasked to guard the village and the kingdom beyond from whatever magic lay in the forest’s darkness. However even the Scouts couldn’t see everything, and there were often rumors of few mystical creatures living in the village among them…

Rikido Sato was a ways away from the gates of the kingdom. He had wandered close to the forest to find new ingredients. A local holiday was soon approaching, and he needed to be prepared for any orders for traditional baked goods for such an event!

Suddenly, there was a commotion at the gates. They swung open, and two scouts began to drag a village girl from the kingdom.

“No! Please!” The girl cried.

The guards didn’t respond to her.

“Please! I wasn’t going to do any harm! I-I’ve been raised by the humans since birth! You can’t just!”

The guards tossed the girl to the dirt, and quickly rushed back to the gates. 

Sato couldn’t help but make his way to the village girl. Getting a closer look, she wasn’t entirely a human. She looked human enough, however she had long pointed ears and slightly larger eyes. Other than, she looked very human. And a pretty one at that— what was Sato thinking?! She was obviously a Fae! He had to get back to the gates.

The fae kept sobbing, and hadn’t made any move to return to her home in the enchanted forest. Perhaps she wasn’t lying, and truely had been raised by humans since birth. But what could possibly lead to that situation? Only one way to find out. Sato was warned top never speak to a Fae, and yet here he was:

“Excuse me?” Sato knelt down by the women.

The women gasped, and shuffled away. “D-Don’t talk to me! You’ll only be harmed.”

“A-Are you going to harm me?” Sato said, warey.”

“N-No…”

“Then I don’t think we have a problem..!”

The fae relaxed a bit, and kept her distance. 

“I heard what you were saying to the guards. I want to help you, will you explain?” Sato requested.

“I-I’m a changeling,” the fae explained. “My kind is swapped for human babies at birth and raised by humans in place. I-I wasn’t going to harm anyone, nor was I ever told to! But my changeling form is hard to control when emotional.” The changeling sniffled as she cried. “And well, you can probably guess what happened…”

Sato nodded. “Then you probably don’t have any fae to return to. You weren’t raised in that world!”

The changeling nodded. 

“What’s your name? I’m-“

“Don’t!” The changeling cried. “Never speak your name to a Fae. Even I know that!”

Sato blushed. “O-Oh, right…”

It was silent for a few seconds.

“Well, what are you going to do now?”

“I-I don’t know…” the changeling said softly. “Maybe I’ll travel to another kingdom. O-Or try to find the fae!”

Sato nodded. “Well, Uhm…I wish you luck.” He pulled out a pastry from his bag and gave it to the changeling. “Safe travels.”

“Thank you.”

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Many Years Later…

Sato was deeper into the enchanted forest than ever before. He was searching for a special plant when he had lost his way. Now he was surely doomed! Up ahead Sato saw a circle of white mushrooms. Obviously a Fairie circle, whom one was never to step in. And yet, here Sato was stepping into one. What did he have to lose?

The minute he stepped into the circle, he became dizzy. He started to fall back and faint, when he fell into someone’s lap. He looked up into familer large eyes. It was the changeling he had met long ago!

“Its you…!” He gasped.

The women laughed. “Hi again!”

“Y-You found the Fae…!”

“Yes, I found my home.” The women nuzzled Sato. “Its your home now too..”

Sato would normally be frightened. But as the beautiful changeling laid her head in his shoulders, he suddenly felt like this wouldn’t be such a bad home to have…

THE END

Adventures With Dante — RP 1#

 A short RP Me and Ash did:

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Captive:  You’re wasting your time, I won’t tell you anything! 

Ash: *Evil laugh* You underestimate my patience.  You will talk.  I will have the answers I seek.

Captive: *Glares and remains silent*

*A text chimes through the room.  Ash is silent, and then perks up when he sees the message on his phone.*

Ash: Did I ever tell you I have a godson?  The most precious thing on this planet, my brightest sun, my pride and joy?

Captive: *raises eyebrow* ….what?

Ash: So, I suppose you could say… I’m not only a godfather, but the Godfather, if you don’t misunderstand my meaning.

Captive: *rolls eyes* - In sarcastic tone - I’m sure he is “The most precious thing on this planet”. Sure.

Ash: *smiles, slow and evil* I’m so glad you agree.  You see, one day, he will precede me.  My line will live on.  *regretful sigh* Yours, however, will be ended this day.  In the mean time — some pictures.  This was him when he was two days old, he used to love this little turtle in the bath —

Captive:  *in total shock of all the information relayed* …

Ash: — and again, when he was six days old, I stole this crown for him, a museum relic, but he’s a prince, my prince, nothing but the best for him —

Captive: *breaking a bit* oh, so thats where that went. It was all over the news last year.

Ash: *Angry, levels gun at Captive’s head* - yelling - Don’t interrupt me!

Captive: * goes silent *

Captive, internally: What the fuuuuuck…

Ash: So anyway, this him about a week later, I got him this robe I dyed with the blood of his enemies — fuck that bitch Laura —

Captive: ….what am i supposed to say to that?!

Ash: *Angry, again* - yelling - I said don’t fucking interrupt me!  Shut the fuck up!

Captive, whispering: ok ok ok-

Ash: I can’t decide which bottle Dante likes better, the dolphin or —

Captive: Dante?

Ash: *Pulls out gun and shoots wall* How many times do I need to repeat myself?  I can see why you got caught here.  Jesus.

Captive: *in total shock*

Ash: Don’t interrupt me again.  Next bullet goes in your foot.  After all, you still need to confess.

Captive: *nodes frantically*

Ash: *leans in closer* When are you gonna tell me where you hid my shipment?

Captive: *opens mouth to speak* It…

*Suddenly, the door to the basement open. Sunlight floods the room, brightening/revealing the beautiful pastel walls. The “bear traps” on the floor were actually toy legos, among other toys. A woman stands in the doorway after slamming the door open. She holds a young baby, perhaps a year old or less, on her hip. She is NOT happy*

Ash: Dear, I almost had him. *Pouts*

Molly, face red with rage: …THIS, is what you call cleaning the playroom?!

Ash: *Looks from Molly to the Captive and back.* Yes?  Look, you’re home early.  I was going to clean it up after I was finished here!

Molly: Why is a captive here in the first place?! Don’t you have, like, thousands of cells at your base! 

Ash: They’re full!  Also, without access to the scrapbook.  For some reason, makes them talk faster, and with less mess.  *Shrugs*

Captive: *chuckles* didn’t work on me, ha.

Ash: *Unimpressed look* What was it that I heard you uttering?  A specific frantic look, desperately trying to soothe yourself?

Molly, sighing: I’m so sorry, fella’ , you probably would have been better off in a cell.

Captive: whats that supposed to mean?!

Ash: *Nods* The walls are reinforced for bullets, and I don’t like blood in the carpet.  A bitch to clean, you know?  But covering holes in the walls —

Molly, rushing down the stairs (Setting Dante Down): YOU SHOT MY WALL! 

Ash: *Sighs, but also visibly nervous* 

Molly: I swear to Dionysus, you are not just fixing the wall, YOUR PAYING FOR A NEW PAINT JOB!

Ash, sighing: This is why you’re supposed to text me when you’re on the way back, dear.

Molly, visably shaking: *picks up Dante and faces him away in the playpen* 

Ash: Hey Dante!  How was his day?

Molly: Oh no, You don’t get to see Dante right now. And he won’t see you. And neither will the light of DAY!

Ash: *sad* Why’d you punish Dante though?  He loves his Godfather… *sniff*

Molly: *stretches hands and fingers* i’m not punishing him, I’m preserving his innocence.

Ash: *Nervous, but covering it with bravado* W-well, you should go get him some food — he gets really hungry when —

Molly: *Grips Ash’s ear with the “motherly ear tug”*

Captive: *smirks and chuckles*

Ash, beginning to yell at the Captive: I said — *stops abruptly, and then whispers, somehow still threatening* I said that you’d best stop talking.

Captive: Tell me that when you’re NOT in a mother’s ear pinch. After all, the Leader of a Mafia should be able to escape just fine?

Molly: You’d think that, wouldn’t you? *grips harder*

Ash: Molly, ow!  Let me finish work first and then we can —

Molly: Oh ho ho, NO!  Your playtime is over, and the REAL work begins now. You are going to gather your men, and this playroom is going to be SPOTLESS!

Ash: *Pouty* I’m still killing the Captive, Molls.

Molly: You lost killing privileges! I’m going to let this person go, and you’ll just have to find abd catch him all over again!

Ash: Uh… I wouldn’t.  I might have… um… talked about our precious prince.  By name.

Molly: *tenses up, and growls* Oh my GOD. *Shes sighs, and lets Ash go*

*Molly tosses Ash to the carpet. She walks over to the Captive and leans down. She smiles motherly and the Captive smiles back softly, assuming mercy. He is wrong*

Molly, still smiling: *yanks on the captives ear just as hard as Ash* If ANY harm comes to my son, I will yank your ear OFF. Understand?

Captive: *nods desperately*

Ash: *Waves lazily from the floor* See you this time tomorrow, “Anderson”.  At least get a new disguise, otherwise it’ll be boring.

“Anderson”: *Opens mouth to quip back, but one look from Molly and they run away* 

Ash: … Now can I see Dante?  Please?

Molly, sighing: *pulls Dante back up out of the playpen* Say hi to Godfather Ash, Dante.

Ash: *Brightens, scrambles to get up from the floor.* Dante!

Molly, pulling Dante away a bit: Ah ah! You can hold him AFTER the room is spotless! And once again you and your men are going to fix and paint the wall, and clean this place until it shines!

Ash: *Pouts* Meanie.

Molly: NOW!

Ash: *Sighs, and stands with deliberate slowness* Goodbye, dearest godson. Blow me a kiss?

Dante: *blows slobbery kisses*

Molly, sighing under Ash’s cheers: If you and your men at least get the wall done today, we can all get icecream with Dante.

Dante and Ash: *Cheers*

Molly: Motivated? GOOD! GET TO WORK!

*Ash stood, brushed Molly’s hair as he went, smiling gently and happily before barking orders into the phone once at the top of the stairs*

THE END

Adventures with Dante — 1#

 So lemme explain hahaha. I have this digital child on my super old Nintendo DS, and I named him Dante:

(He’s so cute!)

And me and my friend Ash made an RP where Ash is Dante’s Godfather. But ALSO The Godfather of a MAFIA! Hahahahaha! Here is some funny comics about it lol. We have a fun RP and everything! 

And yet….Nevermind lol. 

Point is, this is a short thing I’m just independently writing hahaha! I’ll make sure there’s a masterpost dw lol!

Anyway, Enjoy!

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It had been two weeks since Molly had adopted Dante. Her Girlfriend Arie would be back from her business trip any day now, and would be meeting Dante for the first time! Dante was very excited to meet his Mama, and would often babble while looking at a picture frame of Arie for hours. Molly found in very endearing, and took lots of photos. 

Today, Molly took Dante with her to the grocery store. They needed to get ready for Arie to be back home. Dante was in awe of the new place, happily shouting and giggling at everything. Molly had a simple list, however nothing is simple when Ash gets involved…

Molly locked her front door behind her, but was surprised to see three black cars on her driveway. Ash stood in front of them all, backed up by many of his Mafia Men. They were dressed in their suits and each had a discreet weapon on them.

“Ash, what’s going on?” Molly asked. 

“You said you were going to the store.” Ash said, as if it was an answer.

“Uh yeah, Arie comes back soon. You knew that.”

“I did, yes.” Ash walked up to Molly and took Dante from her arms. He happily lifted Dante in the air. “You ready to go the store little prince?”

Dante happily cheered.

“Wait, your coming to the store with us?” Molly asked.

“Of course!”

“Then, whats with all the men?”

“I can’t let my godson go out so young without protection!”

Molly sighed and facepalmed. Ash really was a good friend, and a powerful one at that. But they were just going to there store!

“Ash, we’re just going to the grocery store.” Molly explained. “It will be an hour at the most. And I can take care of Dante, I’m his mother after all!”

“Its just a procaution,” Ash said. “You won’t even notice they’re here! I only brought a few men to gaurd us.”

Molly looked behind ash to the three cars each full of five men. “Uh huh,” she said. “Fifteen men?”

“Should I have brought 30? I knew it! I’ll call them now-“

“No!” Molly cried. “I mean, 15 is enough. More than Enough.”

“Perfect! Lets go!”

Molly sighed. She buckled Dante into his baby seat in the back of her own car, and she and Ash got in. They drove the five minute drive to the sgroceruy store, with a parade of black cars on their tail. At every stop sign, Crosswalk, or red light, Ash’s men would bombard Ash’s phone with worried texts of why they stopped. 

Gosh darn it, Molly thought to herself. These are the men running the underground? No wonder this neighborhood is so crime free. They probably don’t even know how to commit one!

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When they arrived at the grocery store, everyone spotted Molly’s small minivan surrounded by the sleek black cars. Intimidated, the other cars roaming the parking lot quickly vacated. This allowed Molly any parking spot she desired. She parked and unbuckled a giggling Dante. The drivers in the car behind them head been making faces with him. Dante happily babbled more as they made theirs and Ash’s way into the store. Ash’s Men followed from a distance. But not a large one, how were these guys in the MAFIA?! 

…

Molly and Ash pushed Dante in the shopping cart. Ash and Molly walked around the store gathering a large haul. Well no. Molly was gathering the large haul. Ash was playing with Dante, and so were the Mafia men! What happened to “ You won’t even notice they’re here”? How could Molly not notice the crowd of men in black suits playing peekaboo with her kid? Molly brought back the jugs of lemonade to the cart, and the mafia men scattered.

“Ash,” Molly grumbled. 

“I’m sorry love, but Dante is just so cute!” Ash said. “How can we not play with him?”

“Couldn’t you have waited until we were back at the house then?” 

Ash blushed.

“At least help me gather the groceries.” Molly insisted.

“O-Of course! I’ll pay!”

Molly would normally object, but she was happy to accept Ash’s offer after all this.

THE END

Bonus:

Arie: Wow Molly this meal is great!

Molly: You have no idea what it took to get this meal…

MasterPost — Adventures With Dante — MasterPost

 Adventures With Dante

MasterPost

Molly and Ash’s adventures in raising Dante in a normal town / the Mafia

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 RP 1#

MHA Self Insert Drabble— Tenya Iida // WogWoman — Bad Day

 Sigh….

When the GF’s away, ~Fictional Men~ come to play~!

(Gosh I miss her already!)

I’m having an off day, so let’s have Tenya help me out lol. Inspired by this tiktok:

OK LETS GOOOOO!!!

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Being a man from the prestigious Iida Family, the media constantly had eyes on Tenya Iida for the next big scoop. Even if Tenya was not his Pro Hero brother, the Media still tended to keep an eye on him. So Tenya was always careful when going out with his Girlfriend Molly, as not to attract any attention. However, today he threw all of that out the window:

Molly came into the class 1-A comman room. Normally students from other departments and classes were not permitted in, at least not without an invitation. However Molly walked straight in today, and collasped onto Iida on the couch. She was softly crying into his shoulder and holding onto him tightly.

“M-Molly! Whats wrong?!” Tenya cried out in concern.

“I just had a really rough day…” Molly choked out. “I-I woke up and felt horrible emotionally for no reason. Everything seemed to go wrong today! I had a meltdown and couldn’t complete my test, and in gym I walked my wrist. It hurts a lot and I feel like a baby. Everything is loud, and my clothes feel yucky, and I can’t seem to fix any of it!” She cried harder and harder.

Tenya Iida rocked her back and forth and held her tight. When she calmed down, Tenya Iida asked if she’s willing to leave campus.

“I-I guess, why?”

“You’ve been working very hard lately, and its taken quite the toll on you. And today seemed quite awful.”

“Y-Yeah it was. But why do we need to go out?”

“I would like to take you shopping. We can get you a new plush toy and some yummy dinner to bring back. Then we can relax and watch a movie?”

“Thats sounds great Tenya!”

THE END

I’m tired