Wednesday, January 27, 2021

MHA Self Insert: Rikido Sato X WogWoman oneshot — Bake Sale

 I actually put myself in UA this time. ARE YOU HAPPY KAT?! 😂

Takes place in MHA Univirse


TW: Sexual Harassment 





(Art by Janet Chan I think)

EDIT: This is REALLY LONG OMG-

——


Rikido Sato walked out of class for the day. 
“Hey Sato!” Momo walked up to him. “Are we on for Tea today?”
“Yup!” Sato smiled.

The two began to walk towards the dorms when they noticed a small table. A Bake sale!
It had sweets of all kinds! Brownies, cookies, cake, and—

Her. Ooh goodness it was her!
Rikido Sato had been seeing they new student in the General Education department for around a week. She was beautiful, with faded firey hair and a cute plump body. 
He kept seeing her, and SIMPing hard. he had been dying for an excuse to introduce himself, and learn her name!

“Momo look,” Sato smiled, pointing to the bake sale. “We should get some!”
“Hey isn’t that the girl you’ve-“
Sato shushed Momo. “-Lets get some treats!”
Momo giggled as they approached the sale.

“Hey there!” The girl smiled. “Care for a treat? Its 300 yen for each!”
“These look really good!” Momo smiled. “Whats the occasion for the sale?”
“I’m trying to raise money for Kihon-Sensei! He has to buy all the school supplies because the General Ed department is underfunded. I wanna help-“
“We’ll take it all.” Sato said.
“Wh-What?!”

“I couldn’t ask that of you!” The girl said.
“Its no trouble, I like the sweets! And its for a good cause!” Sato said.
“Are you sure?”
“Yup-“
The girl reached over and hugged Sato. “Thank you! Thank you!” She smiled. 

Momo smirked at Sato. Sato blushed. Momo rolled her eyes before turning to the girl. 
“I’m Momo Yaoyorozu,” she bowed. “And this is Rikido Sato. We’re from Class 1-A! Whats your name?”
“Oh! I’m Molly Futso!” The girl bowed back. “But you can call me Molly! Its nice to meet you both!”
“Nice to meet you too,” Sato said. “Anyway, here’s the yen for the lot.” 
Sato handed Molly 1,800 yen.
Molly handed him a bag of all the treats. 

“Aw, did I miss it?”

Neito Monoma sashayed up to the table. He looked at the class 1-A students, smirked and rolled his eyes in pride.
“Sorry Monoma,” Molly said. “These guys just sold me out...”
“Oh well,” Monoma gave molly another 1,00 yen. “Doesn’t mean I can’t tip.” He winked, and Molly blushed.
Sato glared slightly at Monoma, and Monoma smirked back.

“Gee, thanks Monoma!” Molly smiled. “You all are so thoughtful! Kihon-Sensei is going to be so happy!”
“Of course doll,” Monoma said. “I better get to my dorm. See you~”

Molly waved as Monoma walked away.

“We better get going too,” Momo said. “We have a tea party to get to. And with all these yummy treats it’s gonna be great!”
“Oh how wonderful!” Molly said. “I hope you have a great time!”
“Oh my! You should join us sometime!” 
Sato and Molly looked shocked.
Sato and I would love to have your company!”
Sato blushed and Molly smiled. “I’d love to!”

...

Sato was a blushing mess the whole tea party.
“Sato that was sooo cute!” Momo said.
“It was embarrassing!” Sato countered. “That Monoma guy totally upstaged me! Donating without asking in return!”
“But we invited her to tea. Where you’ll be able to get to know eachother more!”
“It won’t matter if that Monoma guy gets her first....”
“Oh stop it! Drink the lavender tea! Calm down!”


_______________

Sato walk walking through the halls to his next class when he felt a soft tape on his back.
He spun around and saw Molly!
“Hello Molly-San!” Sato smiled.
“Hello Sato!” Molly smiled. “Sorry I tapped your back. I couldn’t reach your shoulder. Your so tall!” She laughed and held up a stick like object in his face.
“What is it?” Sato asked.
“Its a mechanical pencil! Thanks to your donation, Kihon-Sensei was able to buy them for us all! Along with lots of other needed supplies!”
“Thats great!”
“I just wanted to thank you so much! It was really thoughtful and generous of you...a-and Momo! AND MONOMA!” Molly seemed to have forgetter about the others.

“Well its really nice to see you smile-“ Sato shushed himself.
Molly blushed, but smiled softly. “I like your smile too!”

The bell rang, and then two had to part. 

_____________

Molly walked into her class blushing heavily. 
Sato was so cute! And was so thoughtful to buy all the sweets! She knew the others had helped too but...Sato! He just gave such good vibes.

“Molly-San!” Molly’s friend, Jordan-Koinu tapped her shoulder. “Your a blushing mess!”
“Am I?” Molly felt her warm cheek. 
“Yeah! What happened?”
“I was talking to Sato in the hallway. Thanking him for the donation.”
“ooooo! Crush?”
“N-No! I just met him!”
“But didn’t he invite you to tea?”
“With another girl! Not a date or anything!”
“Suuuuure.”
“Jordan-San!”

...

Molly was walking through the hallways to her next class when she felt a tap on her shoulder. She looked behind her, but no one was there. 
She felt another tap on the other shoulder, but again, no one!
Finally, both shoulders were tappednd she spun around fully.
She was face to face with a smirking Monoma. She giggled. 

“Ha Ha, Very funny!” Molly smirked. 
“Just having some fun with my favorite General Ed Girl!” Monoma said.
“I’m the only General Ed kid you know!”
“And?”
“...Fine.” Molly chuckled.

“I want to thank you again for your donation.” Molly smiled. “Kihon was able to buy us mechanical pencils! Ain’t that fancy?!”
Monoma laughed. “We already get those in 1-B!”
“Well lucky you. We don’t.”
“Hey! Hey! I was teasing!”
“Ok...”

“Well it was an honor to donate!” Monoma smirked. “Wish those 1-A kids didn;t take all the treats though. They’re annoying, think they know everything-“
“Your ranting again.” Molly said. “And they’re not bad! They wanna be hero’s just like you!”
“But they think they’re better-“
“Enough,” Molly said sternly. 
“Fine Fine,”

“Well, I could still use some sugar~” Monoma leaned closer.
Molly blushed. “Wh-What-“

The bell rang. They were late.

“L-Looks like we’re late!” Molly stuttered. “We better get going!” She ran off flustered.


________________


Sato and Momo sat during lunch together.
“Omg! Next week!” Momo suddenly gasped.
“Whats next week?” Sato asked.
“Our tea party! Molly should come next week!”
“next week?! Thats so soon-“
“Not at all!” Momo said. “C’mon don’t you wanna get to know here~”
“Momo!”
“Sato you can’t simp forever! Get to know her!!”
“...what treats do you think she would like?”

...

The final bell rang, and Sato rushed through the halls. He was trying to get to the General Ed department.
he made it, and saw many kids exiting. Including-

“Molly-San!” Sato called out.
“Sato!” Molly smiled and ran up to him. “Hi!”
“Hey!”
“Whats up? How was your day?” Molly smiled.
“It went well. Training has my arm aching though.”
“oof, anything I can do?”
“Thats ok, but thank you for asking!”
“If your so sure,”

“I wanted to ask you something,” Sato said nervously
“Go ahead,” Molly shrugged.
“Momo and I were wondering if you would join us after school for tea next week?”
“Wait, you really want me to join you guys?”
“Of course I do!”
Molly blushed.
“WE! W-We, want you too!”
Molly giggled. “I’d love too! What date?”
“Next Friday?”
“Sure!”

_________________


Molly smiled as she grabbed her things. 
“Hey Molly San,” Monoma went to her desk.
“H-hey Monoma! How’s you get here? The bell just rang-“
“Not important,”
Molly smirked playfully. “Fine Mr. Speedy. Whats up?”
“You busy tonight~?” Monoma raised his eyebrows seductively.
“Yeah, sorry!” Molly didn’t notice. “Sato invited me to tea!”
“He did, huh?”
“He and Momo did, yeah! I’m excited! But I can hang out with you next Wednesday?”
“Sure,”

...

Molly brushed and fluffed her hair. She had straightened her uniform and put on a nice perfume before she came. She wasn’t;t sure why, but she wanted to look extra nice for Sato. AND MOMO! Not just Sato...

She knocked on Momo’s dorm door, after a girl named Uraraka had shown her the way.
“Molly you made it!” Momo smiled and pulled her inside.
“Yup!” Molly laughed. 

Molly looked around the very glamours room.She spotted Sato getting a very nice table set.
“Hi Sato,” Molly said, not wanting to startle him.
“H-Hey Molly!” Sato sat up, handing Molly a teacup.

The teacup had detailed paintings of roses and green vines. It was lined with gold and very delicate. MoMo poured a vanilla tea into the cup. 
“This is very nice, thank you for inviting me!” Molly smiled.
“Of course!” Momo said. Suddenly she gasped. “Oh gee, I forgot the cream puffs in the freezer! I better go defrost them! Be back in a bit!”

______________

Sato watched as Momo left him alone with his crush.
He looked back at Molly, who simply smiled.
“So...what’s your quirk?” He asked the simple question. 
“Oh! I’m quirkless.” Molly said.
“O-Oh?”
“Yup! Does it change how you see me?”
“N-No! To be fair I barley know you-AH! I’m just making this worse-“
Molly laughed,

Molly’s laugh wasn’t a graceful giggle, or soft chuckle. It was loud. Like an airhorn. But Satoi thought it was beautiful.

“Its ok,” Molly said. “Thats why you invited me! To get to know me! Right?”
“R-Right!” Sato said
“And vise verse! What’s your quirk?”
“Oh! When I eat sugar, I gain super strength!”
“Really? No wonder you bought all they sweets!”
“They were really good by the way!”
“Thanks! Me and my friend Jordan-San worked super hard to make them! Even if they were store bought mixes.”
“You like to bake?”
“From time to time. I’m not very good....”
“I-I could teach you!”
“Really?”
“yeah! I love to bake! What with my quirk.”
“But yeah, I’d love to learn to bake with you!” Molly smiled widely.

Oh god, Sato was head over heels!

...

“I’m baaaaaack!” Momo smiled.
“Where are the cream puffs?” Molly asked.
“There were no cream puffs,” Momo admitted. “I just wanted to give you two some alone time~”
“Momo!”
Molly laughed. “Thank you Momo, it was appreciated!”
Sato blushed.
“But I want to get to know you too Momo! Whats your quirk Momo?”

“I can create anything I know the chemical structure of.” Momo explained
“Wait for real?! YOU CAN MAKE ANYTHING?!” Molly gasped.
“Yup!”
“Thats so cool! Can i see?!”
“Sure, what do you want me to make?”
“Uuuuhm...I didn;t get that far-“
“Teacup!” Sato said.

Momo created a teacup identical to the tea set they were using. Almost prettier.
“Thats so amazing!” Molly gasped, holding the cup.
“Now you have a keepsake from today!” Momo smiled. 
“Not that we won;t be inviting you again,” Sato reassured.
“Wow, thanks guys!”

...

After Molly left, Sato crumbled to the floor.
“Sato, how did it go?”
“She wants me to teach her to bake!” Sato blushed.
“Really?!”
“Y-yeah...! Oh god Momo, I’m crushing HARD.”

_________________


Sato was rushing around the Dorm’s kitchen, getting it clean.
“Hey Sato!” Sero said. “What are you doing? Are you gonna bake again?” 
“Sorta yeah,” Sato said.
“What do you mean?” Sero asked.

Momo piped up from the couch.
“He’s teaching his crush to Bake!” Momo called.
“Momo shut it!!” Sato blushed.
“Sato has a crush?!” Sero gasped. “Who is it?! TEA!!”
“Its Molly Futso, from General Studies...” Sato blushed again.
“I won’t say a word” Sero smiled.
Sato glared at Momo. “Its not you Sero I’m worried about.

Suddenly, Bakugo burst in.
“This damn extra made me let her in!” He pointed behind him to Molly.
“Thank you Mr. Bakugo!” Molly patted him on the back, and made her way over to Sato.

“Hey Sato! I’m really excited for today!” Molly said.
“Me too,” Sato nodded.
“So, what are we making?”
Sato handed Molly a cookbook. “You chose.”
“Really?”
“Yeah!”

Molly sifted through the cookbook, and held up a recipe.
“Yellow Birthday Cake?” Sato asked.
“Yup!” Molly confirmed. “Its yellow! Like your hero suit!”
“I-guess it is- hey how do you know what color my suit is?”
“I...uh...may have snuck a peak at 1-A ‘s training...”
“Why?”
“I...I wanted to see you in action.” Molly blushed heavily. “I wasn’t being creepy was I?!”
“N-No!” Sato said. “Y-You should come more often!”

“get cooking!” Sero yelled. “i want cake!”
“ITS BAKING!” Sato and Molly snapped back in unison.

...

How did this happen? It started with a sneeze, and then the entire kitchen was covered in flour. 
The two had had a flour fight. The two were calming down from laughing, when Sato slipped on somne spilt olive oil.
“Sato!” Molly gasped “Are you ok-“ Molly slipped herself, and landed on top of Sato.

Sato stared into Molly’s eyes. They were a dark brown, almost black. Pools of a deep abys that could swallow him whole. Her plump body was heavy, but Sato was a strong boy. he could probably carry her.

“I-I’m so sorry!” Molly finally stood up.
“I-Its fine,” Sato said.

The two blushed and were very flustered. 
“Het back to baking! I want cake!” Sero yelled. “or are you guys gonna make goo goo eyes all day?”
“Sero!!”
Molly blushed, but looked back up at Sero softly. She was making goo goo eyes! ON PURPOSE!!
“L-Lets get back to making!” Sato said.

...

“MMMMMM!!!!” Sero smiled. “This cake was worth the wait!”
“Not the messy kitchen though,” Momo smirked. “Bakugo is gonna be pissed.”
“Oof,” Molly chuckled. 

“Thank you for teaching me how to bake Sato!” Molly smiled. “I had so much fun!”
“I-I’m glad.”
“Did I do good? Was I a good baker?” Molly leaned in closer silly-like.
“Y-Yeah, you’re good.”
Molly smiled even wider. “Yaaaay!”

OI!! WHO LEFT THE FUCKING KITCEHN LIKE THIS?!!!!

“Oh crap.” 

_________________

Wednesday was coming up, and Molly had plans with Monoma that day. She was excited to spend time with her friend.

Momo: Hey Molly! Wanna have tea this Wednesday?

Molly: Sorry, I have plans with my friend!

Momo: Oh ok, cool! Who?

Molly: My friend Monoma. He was there at the bake sale!

Momo: I remember him!

Molly: yeah sorry...

Momo: Don’t be sorry lol! Its all good! have fun!

Molly: I will!


______________

Molly met up with Monoma outside the school gates.
“Hey Molly!” Monoma smirked.
“Hi Monoma!” Molly played it cool.
“Well c’mon!” He grabbed Molly’s hand a rushed down to street.

They arrived at a cafe. 
“Mmm, smells nice!” Molly smiled.
“What can I get you?” Monoma asked.
“Y-You don’t have to pay-“
“I insist.”
“O-Ok! I’ll have a warm cookie!”

The two sat down in a cute booth by the window. 
They were simply chatting like friends.
“Your really pretty Molly,” Monoma said.
“Aw Thanks-“
Monoma softly grabbed Molly’s hand. Molly pulled it away subtly, but Monoma just took the other. Molly didn’t really object, she wasn’t sure how.
“I mean it,” Monoma said. 
“T-Thank you...” Molly blushed.

...

Monoma took Molly to the arcade next.
Molly was struggling with a racing game.
“AAAA why is this so hard?!” Molly cried.
“Here, let me help,” Monoma put Molly on his lap, and they played together.
“A-Aren’t I too heavy?” Molly asked.
“So?”
“So, how are you breathing?!”
“Hero’s do heavy lifting~”
Molly blushed again.

...

Around the evening Monoma dropped Molly back at her Dorm Building.
“It was great to spend some time together!” Molly smiled. “I had fun!”
“As did I,” Monoma took here hand, and placed a soft kiss on it. “See ya tomorrow.”

___________

Molly blushed VERY HEAVILY. 
Monoma had kissed her hand.
MONOMA HAD KISSED HER HAND!!
What?!
Why?!
Sbcldsncdljkbc

But Monoma was her friend! JUST her friend!! Nothing more!
M-Maybe he was just teasing! And it meant nothing!!

That had to be it, right.


______________


Momo burst into Sato’s dorm room.
“M-Momo?” Sato asked
“Oh oh oh you should have seen this guy Sato!!” Momo stomped around the room.
“What? What happened?”
“Molly was hanging out with Monoma today. I get bad feels from him, so I followed them. You should’ve seen this guy! Holding Molly like and object and shamelessly flirting!”
“WHAT?!”
“Monoma is definitently after Molly.”
“Oh god! I have no chance!”
“Monoma is a jerk! Molly is gonna chose you in the end, I know it!”

________________

“Hey Molly,” Sato walked up to Molly.
“Hey Sato!!” Molly smiled. “Whats up?”
“Do you wanna have tea?”
“Sure! Will Momo be joining us?”
“I-I was thinking just you and me...”
“O-ok!!” Molly blushed, but smiled.

...

Sato poured a lavender tea.
“This tastes wonderful!” Molly smiled. But her smile softened.
“Whats wrong?” Sato asked, concerned.
“I really like spending time with you,” Molly said. “Even though we only recently met. Thank you for being so kind.”
“Of course,” Sato said. “I like spending time with you too!”

_______________

Monoma glarmed as he watched Sato and Molly through the windows.
Molly was HIS. And HIS ALONE! Why couldn’t Sato see that?
Why couldn’t Molly see that?!

Looks like he’d have to show them both, that Molly was his.

...

(TW: Sexual harassment)

Molly was walking through the halls to lunch. Suddenly she felt a tap.
Her lower back.
On her ass.
She turned around.
Sonoma! 
Monoma had tapped her ass!

“M-Monoma-“
He tapped it again, squeezed this time.
“What are you doing?!”
“Just teasing~”
“Thats not-“

Monoma backed Molly against the wall. 
Monoma traced Molly’s fat cheeks and lifted her chin. he stared at her plump lips. 
Then walked his fingers along got molly’s fat breasts. He looked them a bit.
“St-Stop!” Molly said.
“Your cute~”
“Monoma stop-“
“Your lips are so plum,”
“Monoma!!”
“What would happen if I kissed them...”

______________

It was Lunch, and Sato had decided:
He was going to ask Molly out today! Right now!! 

He made his way down to the General Ed department. As he was arriving at a corner, he heard voices.

“Your cute~”
“Monoma stop-“
“Your lips are so plum,”
“Monoma!!”
“What would happen if I kissed them...”

Sato growled, as he burst around the corner and shoved Monoma away.
“What the hell?!” Monoma yelled.
“S-Sato!” Molly gasped.
“Did he touch you?” Sato asked.
“What-“
“DID HE TOUCH YOU.”
Molly silently nodded.

Sato saw red. He marched up to Monoma and lifted him off the ground to his feet. Then grabbed his ear and yanked him back to the ground with it.
“OW!” Monoma cried.
“Never, touch her again.” Sato demanded. 

He pulled Molly out of the hallway.

...

“Are you ok?!” Sato cried. “Oh god he touched you. He touched you and I wasn’t there to stoop him oh god-“
Molly cut him off with a hug. “Thank you Sato...!”
“I’m so glad your safe.”
“I thought he was my friend...”
“I’m sorry.”

The two started at eachothers eyes for a bit. And then they softly kissed.

“I really like you Sato,” Molly smiled.
“I really like you too,” Sato replied.


THE END


OH GOD THAT WAS SO LONG WHY WAS THAT SO LONG THAT WAS JUST ME SIMPING AND SIMPING AND SIMPING

SIMPINGSIMPINGSIMPING 

DJKBVFJVB AAAAAAA



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