Sunday, January 17, 2021

MHA DabiDeku oneshot — New beginnings

I love this ship SUCK IT!

MANGA SPOILERS!!

Also I know its not my FIRST post of 2021, but we’re counting this as it cuz the other one sucks


“St-Stop it Kachaan!” Izuku Midoryia sobbed as his best friend kicked him.

“Be quiet!” Katsuki Bakugo yelled, as he didn;t stoop hurting the fellow eight year old.


Bakugo finally stopped after a few more kicks. 

“You’re quirkless!” The child bully said. “You’re useless! You’re a Deku!” He laughed as he walked away from the playground.



Izuku sat on the dirty molch, in pain and crying. He really was useless, quirkless, a deku-


Are you ok?” 


Izuku looked up and saw another kid. 

He looked at least 10. He had red spiky hair, and bright turquoise eyes. However those eyes had dark eye bags under them, and the boy was covered in bandages and bruises. 


“I-I’m ok…” Izuku said.

“You don’t look ok…” the other boy said. “You look hurt!”

“So do you!” Izuku tried to stand, but fell back down. “S-Sorry-“


The other boy helped him up.

“Thank you,” Izuku smiled a bright happy smile, despite being in pain.

They other boy smiled back, but it was a softer more relaxed smile. “Sure,”


“You look really bad,” the other kid said. “You have lots of boo boos!”

“Yeah…” Izuku sniffled. “They hurt.”

The other kid placed a kiss oon Izuku’s bruised cheek. “Mommy says kisses make everything better..!”

Izuku blushed, but smiled. “I feel better already!”


Izuku held out his hand. “I’m Izuku Midoryia!”

The other kid shook it. “I’m Toya!”

“No last name?”

Toya shook his head.

“Well nice to meet you!”


________________

Little Izuku made his way back to the playground. Toya and Izuku had been best friends for at least a month now. The two bounded over trauma, and both wanted to be heroes despite those setbacks. Plus, there was a slight romance. Or what could be considered that for eight and ten year olds.


“Toya!” Izuku called around the playground. “Toya where are you?”

“BOO!” Toya jumped out from a bush and tackled Izuku into a hug. 

The two laughed happily. 


“Toya..Your hair!” Izuku gasped.

Toya’s hair had turned bright white. 

“Oh, that…”

“What happened?”

“I...I’ve been stressed….” Toya said.

“Oh no! Do you wanna talk about it?”

“Its dad...he’s been making me train and its really been upsetting me. I look pretty ugly now don’t I?”

“No!” Izuku said. “I think your hairy is pretty! No matter what color!”


The two held hands and sato in comfort with each other


...


“I almost wasn’t able to sneak out to see you today.” Toya said. “Dad is onto me.”

“I don’t like your dad,” Izuku said. “Why doesn’t he want you having friends?”

“He says it distracts from my training.”

“Well when we’re heroes, we’ll be able to do whatever we want together! No matter what your dad says-“


“Whats so great about being a hero.” Toya sighed.

“...What…?” Izuku whispered.

“My dad is training me to be a hero! Working me to the bone, isolation me! If thats the hero life I don’t want it!”

“Toya…” Izuku gave Toya a kiss on the cheek. “Your dad is just a bad hero and doesn’t know what a really one is! We’re going to be great heroes together!”



____________


He stopped coming after that day.

Izuku kept going to the playground everyday, in hopes of seeing Toya again. But to no avail. It was like he had vanished!


Had Izuku upset him? Did he not like Izuku anymore? Had he gotten sick of Izuku just like Kachaan had?! Oh god this was all his fault!


He had lost his only friend.



_____________



(8 Years Later)



Izuku walked the halls of UA with his fellow students. He was too scared to call them friends. For obvious reasons...

“So Midoryia!” Uraraka smiled. “We’re grabbing coffee after school! Wanna come?”

“No-No thank you,” Izuku said.

“Well ok,” Iida said. “But you should join us sometime, ok?”

“Ok!”


...


It was a long way from UA to Izuku’s home. Ot was sundown when Izuku was just beginning to enter his neighborhood.

Izuku looked to his side, and saw the playground. Where he and Toya used to play.


Hey Pretty Boy!”


Izuku felt his arm be grabbed. He turned around and saw three creepy men. They each had a gun.

“Now pretty boy, why not give us your wallet!” Said one.

“Or your body~” said another.

“Either one, on three.”

“P-Please leave me alone...!” Izuku stepped back


“1,” one main grabbed his gun.

“St-Stop-“

“2,” another licked his lips.

“NO!”

“3!-“


Fire. A blue inferno of beautiful blue flames. The three men rushed away from the man with the fire quirk, leaving Izuku alone. 


He spun around to see a man.

This man had black spiky hair, scars and stitches EVERYWHERE and bright....turquoise....eyes....


“Toya?”



_____________


He...Recongnized me? Dabi thought. I thought he wouldn’t!


“Izuku is that you?” Dabi asked.

“Y-Yeah Toya! Its me!” Izuku smiled.

“How did you know it was me?”

“Your eyes...I’d know them anywhere. I’ve always loved them.”

“Thanks you...You don’t mind the scars?”

“Why would I?” Izuku revealed his own on his hand.

“Izuku what happened?!”

“Hero training!” Izuku smiled. “I finally got a quirk!”

“Y-You still wanna be a hero?”

“and I got into UA too!”

“Thats great..!”


Dabi was freaking out. he was a villain! What if they come head to head! What if izuku hates him-


“Why did you leave?” izuku asked.

“What?”

“You stopped coming...I missed you...I though i lost you!”

“I....I ran away from home. And I couldn’t risk my father finding me...” Dabi hadn’t cried in years. But he had upset Izuku. he was distraught.

Izuku kissed his cheek.

“Kisses always make things better.” izuku smiled softly.


“...I love you Izuku.”

“I love you too Toya.”


The two kissed.


THE END


(Its late, I’m tired. Part 2? Just ask!)

Thursday, January 7, 2021

MHA oneshot — Quirkbusters

 Prompt by:

@yourweeklyapple on TikTok 


This will be short or quick. Also ALL THE SCIENCE IN THIS IS TOTALY BS JUST GO WITH IT PLEEEEEASE

This is honestly be being a crackhead normally work is better lol

Izuku looked at his notebooks. He was quirkless, what was the point of still collecting these “Hero Analysis for the Future”? Future? yeah right...
Izuku flipped through them. The more he read the more he realized that these weren’t worthless. He wasn't worthless. He could value from these! Izuku grabbed his camera, a notebook, and a few other things. Then rushed out the door.

________

Izuku arrived in an abandoned warehouse. It was in the woods and he would often go there to hide from Bakugo ands other bullies.  It was large and empty, as covered in dirt. But it still had products from before it was abandoned.  These included multiple types of glass paneling, concrete supplies, and other construction supplies. 

Izuku set up the camera and started to record.
“H-Hi everyone,” he said. “I’m Deku124! And this is my new YouTube series!”
Izuku didn’t want to use his real name.

“I wanna see if Present Mic’s voice/quirk is loud enough to break through this much soundproof glass!” Izuku explained. He began to set up 20 panels of glass. “From my notes, Present Mic has always 130 dB in his quirk. But is it enough to break through this much glass? Lets find out!”

Izuku set his Bluetooth speaker to high, and slipped on some earphones. he plaid the sound, and 19 glass panels broke.
“There you have it!” he smiled at the camera. “Present Mic’s voice can only break through at least 19 panels of soundproof glass! I hope you like my video! Subscribe for more “QuirkBusters!”

Izuku stopped recording.


...

Izuku lay in his bed. What he did was stupid. Why would anyone watch such a cringed and boring video? 
Just as izuku was about to go to bed, he saw a notification of his phone.

*HandJob421 liked your video*

HandJobr421 commented: This was really cool! I hope I can see more!

Izuku smiled. At least someone liked it!


_____________


Izuku checked his phone the next morning. His video had gone VIRAL!! There were at least 2 thousand likes and 1 thousand subscribers! 
izuku felt so happy! People liked his video! People liked his work! Maybe he was an;t uselsss after all!!

...

Izuku made many more quirkbusting videos. Such as what gas masks can block Midnight’s sleeping gas, and what fire extinguishers best put out Endevor’s power. he had gotten very popular on YouTube, and was even trending a few times!

____________

Toga was walking through the grocery store. Shigaraki wanted some soda and they were out at the bar. Also she was the only villain who wasn’t known by the public yet. 
She was about to grab the Pepsi when she bumped into someone.
“Whoops!” She cried out.
“Oh gee I’m so sorry!” Said the other.

Wait. Toga knew that voice! 

Toga looked up to see a familer green haired boy.
“Oh my gosh!” She gasped.
“Wh-What?” the boy looked nervous.
“Y-You’re Deku124!!” Toga cheered. 
“Y-You know who I am?”
“Of course! Your my favorite YouTuber!! I’m your biggest fan! Can In get your autograph?!”
“U-Uh sure?”
Toga dug around in her purse. “I’m sure I have some thing you can sign in here..Aha!!” She pulled out a sticky note.
Izuku signed it.
“Its such an honor to meet you Deku124! My friends also love your work! I can’t wait to tell them I met you!”
“I-I’m flattered,”
“Well, I better get going. Can’t wait to see your new video!!”
“Bye!”

_______________

Time Skip:

Shigarki and Dabi were in a bank. They were about to rob it.
“HANDS UP EVERYONE!” Dabi yelled as he activated his fire quirk.
Everyone screamed in terror and they complied. 
“Wallets, now.” Shigaraki demanded.
They walked along collecting the wallets when-

“Dabi come over here!” Shigarki called.
“yeah boss-NO WAY!” Dabi gasped.

They were standing in front of a green haired boy who was shaking as he held his wallet out.
“Y-You’re Deku124!!” They gasped.
“Y-You know me??!!!”  Izuku gasped.
“Of course!” Dabi said. “The whole Leauge loves your videos!”
“WHAT?!”
“Can we get your autograph?!”
“S-Sure just let us go please..!”
“Sure Sure.”

Izuku signed a bank receipt and gave it to the two excited villains. The villains smiled and ran off.

___________


Izuku stared at the police as he sat in a chair. 
“We need to talk to you Mr. Midoryia,” said an officer.
“What did I do?” Izuku asked, scared.
“We have received info that you make certain ‘videos’ exposing hero’s weakness.”
“I-Its just for fun! I didn’t break any laws!”
“No but your giving Villains information. This we’ll have to ask you to-“
“That illegal censorship!” izuku said. “Making these videos is the one thing I have going for me!”
“we could arrest you for this!”
“On what charge?!”

Suddenly the doors burst down. It was the girl from the grocery store! And the other two villains!
“Ah Uh!” Toga said. “We’d rather not have Deku124 lose his channel!”
“yeah it’s cool!” Dabi said.
“So we’ll be taking Deku here!”

A Portal opened and they took Izuku through it’


Ok we’re done I’m done sorry sorry

Sunday, December 13, 2020

Sander Sides Intrulogic oneshot — Cinderella AU

 Art by meeeeee!!!





Once upon a time, there was a young witch named Remus. Remus lived with his step brothers Janus and Virgil after his father died. Janus and Virgil took the Remus family fortune, and used it for their own vain needs. Disgusted by Remus and his odd ways, the two made Remus their servant in hopes he would become slightly normal and even obedient. While he did become obedient, he didn’t change his odd ways. He would still talk with the animals, eat odd things, and sing songs in weird languages.

...

Remus awoke to sqeaking. He shoved the rats away from his ears and chuckled. 
“I was sleeping you know!” He laughed at his little friends. 
His rat friends squeaked silly like.
“Well I guess I better get ready for the two brats,” Remus pulled on the dirty clothes he was forced to wear everyday. Then he walled down the long staircase and into the kitchen.

He pulled on his apron and began to prepare breakfast for his step siblings. He danced around the kitchen and rats as he hummed a song:

Im cower no cín reign, yet adel cin back im dance im nall- 
sui cin dring- nin, yet im smile sui im bleed

Remus kept humming as he placed the meals down in front of Janus and Virgil. 
“Will you be quiet?!” Janus hissed.
“Yeah Shut up weirdo!” Virgil growled.

Remus quieted down but didnt stop. Janus shoved him a long list and a bag it’s coins. “We’ve been invited to the royal ball. We need you to go into town and pick up these items so we can prepare.”
“A royal ball?” Remus gasped. “I can’t wait!”
“We, were invited.” Virgil said. “Not you. Who would invite a weirdo like you?!” 

The two stepbrothers laughed as Remus sadly left the room.


________________


“Must we do this?” Prince Logan sighed as the tailors measured him.
“Of course!” King Roman, his brother, smiled. “You have two look your best if you’re going to find a Bride tomorrow night!”
“Why must I find a bride? You’re already King, why am I being married off?”
“I wanna make sure my brother isn’t alone all the time! Everyone needs to find that special someone in their life-“
“Whats your excuse?”
“I am King! I mustn’t have any distractions from my duties.”
“Sure.”

When the tailor was finsihed, Logan began packing a small satchel.
“And where are you going?” Roman asked.
“Into town,” Logan said. “If I’m going to be forced to find a bride tomorrow, I’m going to enjoy my last moments of lonesome!”

_______________

Remus kept his hood over his head as he walked through the town. His stepbrothers had spread nasty rumors that Remus was some sort of fae, and should be avoided and ridiculed. So that even when Remus got to go out, he wouldn’t be able to enjoy it. Remus looked at the list. He was to retrieve ordered the suits, makeup, and pick out a perfume for Virgil. 
It was going to be hard to get all this done without being seen as the ‘fae’. But he would manage-

WACK!

Remus ran straight into someone. He was about to fall back, when strong arms caught him. He looked up into beautiful blue eyes, that were also deguised by a hood. The other’s was blue, while Remus’s was green.
“I-I’m so sorry!” The person said.
“Hey, I’m the one that ran into you!” Remus laughed.
“So, are you sorry?”
“Nope! Cause I got to meet someone beautiful!” Remus smiled. “So no, I’m not sorry.”
The other person blushed. “You are also beautiful sir.”
Remus blushed this time. “D-Don’t be silly!” Remus began to walk away but the blue hood followed him.

“There a reason you’re sticking close?” Remus smirked.
“I have nothing else to do.” The other shrugged. 

Remus now got a better look at the man. He wore small glasses and had straight and well kept hair. 

“Well if you wanna run errands with me thats fine.” Remus shrugged.
“Wonderful,” the other said.

...

They entered the tailors shop, and the women gasped and hid behimd the counter.
“Get back fae!!” She cried. “Sir! Step away from the fairy!!”
“Fairy?” The blue hood asked. 
“Its not true,” Remus shrugged. “Nasty rumor my step family spread.”

Remus walked up to the counter.
“Look I have money, I’m just here to pick up an order.”
The women slowly stood up. “No funny business fae!”
“Of course.” Remus nodded.

The blue hood turned to Remus as the women went into the back to grab the suits.
“Why did your step family start this rumor?” He asked.
“They hate me.”
“Why?” 
“Because I’m odd.” 
“Thats no reason to hate you and spread falsehoods.”
“You’re not denying it though.”
“I like interesting and odd people. Nothing wrong with a change of the ordinary.”
Remus blushed.

The women came back out with the suits and Remus paid four them.


...

Remus walked into the beauty store, and began smelling the perfume.
“How does this one smell?” Remus held the bottle to the blue hood’s nose.
“Horrid.”
“Perfect.”
“What?”
“I want my stepbrother Virgil to stink at that ball!”
“Won’t he notice?”
“He doesnt have a strong sense of smell. He won’t know. But everyone else will! HaHA!” Remus laughed, and so did Blue Hood.

...

As Remus looked for a yellow make up Pallet, Blue Hood spoke up:
“So, your brothers are going to the ball?”
“StepBrothers,” Remus corrected. “And yes they are.”
“Will you be going as well?”
“Nope.”
“Why not?”
“I wasn’t invited....but I would’ve loved to go!”
“I see...”
“Were you invited?”
“Y-Yes, I was.” Blue hood said.
“Well I hope you have fun. If I ever see you again you’ll have to tell me about it!”
“I promise, I will see you again. Mr...?”
“R-Remus...” Remus blushed again.


...

Blue Hood ended up walking Remus home.
 “This is a lovely home,” Blue Hood said, looking up at the mansion.
“Thank you,” Remus smiled. “It belonged to my father before he passed.”
“Oh I’m so sorry,”
“Its ok!”
“My stepbrothers run the home now.”
“It seems to be slightly dirty. Where is your staff?”
“I’m the staff,” Remus said. “I do what I can, but the poor place is falling apart. My stepbrothers spent my fathers fortune dry on themselves. Force me to do all the work without a simple thank you!” Remus stopped. “I-I’m ranting, sorry.”
“It’s alright,” Blue hood said. “ I was listening.”
“Well I better head inside. Thank you for keeping me company today.”
“Of course Remus,” Blue hood kissed Remus’s hand. “I hope to see your again.”


________________

Logan walked back to the palace. Remus was such a nice change of pace. And he was so handsome too! Logan was very enamored with him. It was an outrage he wasn’t invited to the ball, and Logan was going to change that. he was going to invite Remus, and he would marry Remus! 

Logan went to the royal clerk and requested an invitation. He wrote Remus’s name on it and sent it off with a small pouch of gold coins too. That was Remus could buy himself something nice to wear. 

_________________

Remus was sweeping the front hall when there was a knock on the door. That was odd? Janus and Virgil weren’t expecting anyone. 
Remus opened the door, and saw a royal messenger!

“I request to speak with Remus.” The messenger said.
“Th-Thats me,” Remus smiled. 
The messenger handed Remus a scroll and punch of gold. The messenger nodded and left.

Remus closed the door and opened the scroll

You are herby requested to attended Prince Logan’s royal Ball

Remus gasped as he held the invite tighter. He jumped up and down happily and cheered. “I can’t be live this! I get to go to the ball!”
Remus looked at The pouch of gold. There was a note attached which read “Dress nice, Remus dear
It was written in blue ink! Blue hood!! He had gotten Remus into the ball! Remus cheered again.

“WHY ARE YOU YELLING?!” Janus yelled as he and Virgil stormed in.
“Janus! Janus look!” Remus smiled as he held up the invite. “I’ve been invited to the royal ball!”
“WHAT?!” Virgil gasped. “Impossible!”
“Its true!” Remus smiled. “I get to go to the ball! Isn’t that wonderful?”
Janus smirked. “Of course. That is, if you finish your duties.”  Janus pulled out a long list.
“Wh-What..?!”
“Only if you finish these will we allow you to go to the ball.”
Remus growled. “Just you wait. I’ll finish all those things and more! I’m going to the ball!!”

...


Remus’s last chore was to go get milk and bread. Remus had worked really hard to finish all the tasks on the list faster than ever, so that he would have time to purchased a respectable outfit with the gold. 

Remus walked into the tailor’s shop, and the women ducked behind the counter again.
“F-Fae!”
“Oh quiet!” Remus said. “I need a suit.”
“Why should I-“
“Remus dumped the gold on the counter.”
“What size?”

...

Remus rushed down the stairs as the carriage arrived. He wore a black and silver suit. It wa pretty basic, but suitable.
“Wait up!” Remus called to his step family.
“There’s no way you finished all the tasks!” Virgil said. 
“I did!” Remus smiled. “Lets go-“
“That suit isn’t appropriate.” Janus said.
“Yes it is,” Remus said. “I got it the same place you got yours!”

Janus smirked and he ripped the sleeve off. 
“But its ripped!” He laughed. 
“N-No!” Remus cried.
“Oh yeah and look!” Virgil tore a whole in the torso. “The stitching is coming undone!”

The two ripped and tore and scratched until Remus’s suit was nothing more than scraps. The two smirked as they hopped into the carriage and rode away. Remus burst into tears and collapsed to the floor. 

____________

Hey...”
Remus’s head snapped up. he could’ve sworn he heard a voice. He lay his head back down and continued to sob.
Hey calm down Kiddo...”
Remus stood up. “Who’s there?!”
 
In a flash of light, a being appeared. He had Curley hair and round spectacles and freckles. he had sparkly wings on hi back.

“Who are you?” Remus asked.
“I’m your Fairy GodFather, Patton!” the fairy smiled. “Now whats got you so sad Kiddo?”
“I...I was going to go to the ball....I had worked so hard all day to finish my tasks and get dressed up. But May stepbrothers destroyed everything...”
“Thats wasn’t nice of them! How about I help you get ready again? You will go the the ball!”
“R-Really?”
“Of course! Now come!” Patton pulled Remus into the Garden.

...

Patton walked around the Garden.
“What are you looking for?” Remus asked.
“We need a carriage.” Patton said. “But what to make it out of...its gotta be cool.” Suddenly, he spotted a tree growing peaches. “Perfect! Remus, grab a peach!”
“O-Ok?” Remus picked a peach and gave it to Patton.
“Bippity-Boppity-BOO!” He waved his magic wand.

The peach began to grow and grow, until in transformed into a rose gold carriage!
Remus stood in shock. “Now we need horses...Ah! Those will do!” Patton picked upon Remus’s rat friends. He waved his wand and they turned into brown horses!!
“Perfect! Now you are all ready for the ball-“ Patton turned to Remus and saw his outfit. “RIGHT! You need a makeover!”

Patton circled Remus in thought.
“Now what is your color....green! Forest green! Bippity-Boppity-BOO!”

Light surrounded Remus, as his rags into a beautiful ball gown. The top was sparkly black, with short sleeves slipping down his shoulder. The skirt was a dark forest green. He lifted the skirt, and was he was wearing glass heels.
“Thank you Patton...!” Remus gasped.
“Just be home before midnight!” Patton warned. “At Midnight, the magic wears off. And everything will return to its true form.”
“Alright,” Remus said. “Thank you Patton! You’ve made my wish come true!”

________________


Remus arrived at the palace. He quickly walked up the steps of the palace, excited to look for Blue Hood. He entered the ballroom, and all eyes were on him. he felt really awkward, but slowly walked across the room into the crowd. 
He searched and searched, but couldn’t find-

“Remus?”
Remus turned around, and it was Blue Hood! 
“There you are!” Remus smiled. “I was looking for you.”
“You look beautiful,” Blue hood said. 
“Thank you...” Remus blushed.
“Do you...wanna dance?”
“S-Sure!”

The two stepped onto the dance floor and began to sway. Blue Hood spun Remus this way and that. Remus had never been so happy. They eventually danced their way off the floor and into the gardens. 

“I’ve never met someone like you Remus,” Blue Hood said.
“Really?” Remus asked as they leaned closer together.
 “Your funny, interesting, beautiful...” 
The two’s lips brushed...

DONG!


Remus looked up at the clock. The clock was striking midnight!

DONG!

“Oh no!” Remus cried as he stood up.
“Where are you going?” Blue hood cried.

DONG!

“I-I have to go!” Remus cried. 
“Wait!”

DONG!

Remus rushed back through the ballroom, Blue hood on his tail.

DONG!

“Remus wait!” Blue Hood cried. “D-Did I do something?”

DONG!

“N-NO!” Remus cried. “You didn’t do anything!”
“Then why are you running?”

DONG!

Remus rushed down the steps of the palace, but tripped and lost his shoe! But Blue Hood was close and he had no time to go back for it.

DONG!

“I’m sorry!” remus cried as he rushed back into his carriage

DONG!

The Carrige rushed down the streets, turning gooey and sticky. The horses turned into ponies. 

DONG!

Remus felt colder as he dress vanished

DONG!

Remus jumped out of the carrige as it turned into fruit mush

DONG!

The rats ran to Remus and Remus chuckled. 
“Thats was...magical!” Remus sighed happily. He looked down and saw he still had one glass slipper on. He would always have a memory of this night. His magical night with Blue Hood...

_______________


Remus awoke to shouting from outside his window. 
“HEAR YEE! HEAR YEE!”

It was a royal messenger! There must be a big announcement.

“The King Hear By Decrees! That Whomever Fits The Glass Slipper Left Behind At The Ball, Shall Become Prince Logan’s Bride!”

Remus sat there shocked. Prince Logan?! Did this mean Blue Hood was really Prince Logan?! And Prince Logan wanted to Marry Remus!! Remus smiled happily! He was going to marry the Prince!!

...

Remus heard a knock on his room door. It swung open, and there stood Janus.
“You didn’t make us breakfast OR lunch?! You haven’t done your chores?! What the hell?!” Janus yelled.
“Find someone else to do them,” Remus said. “I’m busy.” He was fixing his hair a bit. 
“Doing what?”
“Getting ready!” Remus smiled. “The Prince will be here any minute to bring me my slipper!”
Your slipper?!” Janus sneered. “No. We’ll be fitting the slipper, and we’ll be marrying Prince Logan!”
“We’ll see,” Remus smiled.
“Me and Virgil will see!” Janus held up a key, and Remus gasped. 
Remus couldn’t stop Janus in time from locking him in his room.

“No! No let me out!” Remus cried. 

__________________

Logan arrived at Remus’s home. he had tried to convince King Roman to just let him go to Remus, but the King wanted to be completely sure that Remus was whom he danced with last night.
“Hello your highness,” janus and virgil bowed.
“Hello,” Logan said. “Lets get this over with.”

Janus and Virgil both failed.

“Now, were is Remus.” Logan asked.
“Whom?” Janus played dumb.
“Don’t lie to me.” Logan said. “Everyone must try the slipper. Now where is-“

Suddenly there was a thud from upstairs. Remus came rushing down the stairs, covered in splinters.
“What happened?” Logan asked.
“They locked me in my room!” Remus cried. “Had to ram the door down.”
“Well Remus, care to try on the slipper?” Logan asked.
“I’d be delighted!”

Remus sat down, and Logan knelt down. The slipper fit Remus like a glove, and Logan took his hand.
“Remus will you marry me?” Logan asked.
“Yes, a million times yes!”

And they lived happily ever after


THE END






Tuesday, December 1, 2020

VLD Lancelot oneshot — Purple Daddy

 Request from @ SayaCeilkill on wattpad. This is honestly a joke LMAO


Team Voltron sat in the meeting room. It was a very tense energy, but Lance leaned back in his chair, almost not a care in the world. 

“Thank you for coming,” Alurra said, walking in. “We have a new threat among the universe.”
“Thats terrible!” Hunk cried.
“Indeed.”
“What is it?” Keith asked.
“A prince has taken control of the galran empire.”
“We’ll effect him.” Shiro said.
“Who is it?” Pidge asked.

Alurra pulled up a picture. “This is Prince Lotor-“
“Hey, its Purple Daddy!” Lance smiled.

The paladins spit out their drinks, while Alurra and Corran looked with shock.

“WHAT?!” The paladins screeched.
“The galra prince dis your father?!” Corran gasped.
“Corran, that’s not what he means..” Shiro sighed.
“.....OH!!”

“Purple Daddy?!” Keith raged. “What the fuck Lance?”
“Explain!” Pidge yelled.

Suddenly, a Galra ship appeared, and the alarms  began to blare.
“Its him!” Alurra gasped. “Everyone, to your lions-“
“WAIT!!” Lance yelled. “Put me on call with him.”
“What?!”
“Just do it, trust me!!”

Alurra put Lotor on call.
“Lance?” Lotor was surprised.
“Hey there Purple Daddy~” Lance winked. 
“I had no idea you were a paladin. I am so sorry, but I must-“
“I’ll be at your ship in 20 minutes, if you call off the fleet.” Lance linked his lips and smirked.
Lotor blushed heavily, but nodded. “Y-You have a deal.”

The call was ended, and the fleet backed off. Lance started too walk away but Keith stopped him.
“Are you serious?!” he yelled.
“What?”
“Your just gonna be Lotor’s slut?!”
“Excuse you!” Lance gasped offended. “ I got him to call of the attack! And Lotor gives good sex! I’m winning here!”

THE END 

Saturday, November 21, 2020

MHA Rikido Sato x WogWoman

 OK LOOK: if I can’t have Tenya I’m going for Sato. 


https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJQxS6B7/

This takes place in the MHA univirse.


Rikido Sato walked around the grocery store. He had just been out grabbing ingredients for baking and a few store bought snacks before going back to his UA dorm. He was about to head to the check out, but he noticed a kiosk with free samples! It looked to be a muffin stand, and there was a single one left.
Sato reached for it, but another hand bumped into his.

“Oops, sorry,” Sato looked up, into beautiful brown eyes.

The hand belonged to a young women, with bright fiery hair and freckles. She wore a collared shirt with black skirt. The skirt has suspenders, which lay across her chest. She was stunning.

“Oh, its cool!” The woman said in a cherry voice. “You saw it first, go ahead.”
“It alright,” Sato said. “I’m already buying sweets, I don’t need more. You have it.”
“No No, you can never have enough sweets!” The girl said. “You have it-“
“My god!” The person running the kiosk groaned and ate the muffin themselves. They got up the from the kiosks and stomped away grumpy.

Sato and the women looked at eachother and laughed. 
“Well, neither of us get it now!” The woman said. 
“Bummer,” Sato said. “A girl as pretty like you deserves something sweet.” Sato rubbed his neck. He was never good at being smooth. He could only really give basic compliments.
The woman blushed. “Pretty? Me? You must be joking.” She chuckled a bit.
“Why would I be joking?” Sato asked.

The two continued to talk as they made it to the checkout.
“I mean look at me.” The woman said. She gestured to her larger form. She did have a quite bit of a tummy. 
But did Sato care? Of course not! He liked a girl who wasn’t scared to eat. And this woman certainly wasn’t. He already liked it.
“Are you talking about your weight?” Sato asked.
“W-Well yeah.” the woman said. She pointed at her stomach. “This, is not pretty.” She chuckled with no humor.
“I think it’s adorable.” Sato stood tall and firm.
The woman blushed even harder.

They made it to the check out, and payed for their things. But they kept chatting outside they store.

______________

“Thank you for the compliments sir..?”
“Sato,” Sato shook her hand. “And you are Ms...?”
“Molly,” the woman said. “Thank you for the compliments Sato. They...they meant a lot.”
“of course. How can I not complement a beautiful women.”

They continued to walk.
“So, where do you go to school?” Molly asked.
“I go to UA,” Sato said.
“UA? Wow! So you wanna be a hero huh?”
“Its my dream! Isn’t it yours?”
“Not really,” Molly shrugged. “Don’t get me wrong, heroes are great! They’re amazing! But its not for me. I couldn’t be a hero even if I wanted to be.”
“Why not?”
“Well, I’m quirkless.” Molly chuckled.
“Oh I’m so sorry I didn’t mean to be rude-“
“Your cool Sato,” Molly patted his back. “You didn’t know! You could only assume I had a quirk.”

“Well, what do you wanna be? Where do you go to school?” Sato asked.
“Oh, I’m not sure yet. I’m figuring it all out right now. And I go to Heikin High School. Not everyone in high schools go to specialized ones.”
“Well whatever you decide to be, I’m sure you’ll succeed.”
“Same to you, you’re already my favorite hero!”

...

They arrived at the Gates of UA.
“well, I guess this is where we part.” Molly said, slightly sad.
“Wait! I have something for you. Can you wait a few minutes so I can grab it?”
“O-Oh! Sure!”

Sato came back from then dorm five minutes later holding a tupperwear. 
“Is...Is this a muffin?!” Molly gasped happily.
“You deserved that sample,” Sato smiled. “So I hope that makes up for the employee taking it.”
“Wow! Thank you Sato!” She took a small bite. “THIS IS AMAZING! Did you make this?!”
“Y-Yeah,” Sato blushed. 
“Its so good!! Please tell me you have a bakery somewhere?!”
“No, sorry.”
“Darn it! Because I would buy thousands of these!”
“I wouldn’t make you pay, I’d be happy to make you all the sweets you want.”
Molly gasped. “No No I was joking! I couldn’t ask that of you!”
“Hey, I make lots of sweets for my quirk. I can’t eat them alone.” Sato winked. 

“W-Well, I better get going.” Molly said. “Its been wonderful meeting you Sato. I...I really hope I see you again...” She smiled.
“Me too...” Sato smiled shyly. “Will you...Meet me here Monday afternoon? I...I can give you more sweets?”
“I’d like that! And not just for the sweets.” Molly nodded.


_______________

Sato sighed in content as he entered the comman room.
“Sato are you ok?” Momo asked. “You ran in here, threw your groceries down, and ran back out?”
“Oh, sorry!” Sato blushed. “I had to run something out to someone super fast. Sorry.”
“Your face seems flush, are you alright?” Zero asked. “Did you fall in love while you were out?” He joked.
“N-NO!” Sato blushed.
“NO WAY YOU DID?! WHO IS SHE?! HOIW DID YOU MEET?!” Sero shook Sato by they shoulders.
 “TELL ME EVERYTHING!”

Sato chuckled. “Her name is Molly. We met in the store. We both grabbed the same sample, and we started chatting. She seems insecure, which is odd. Because she is...stunning!”
“Dude I’m so happy for you!”
“Yeah...I asked her to meet on Monday.”
“SATO HAS A DATE YOU GUYS!”
“ITS NOT A DATE!!”

________________

Monday came faster than ever, yet Sato’s classes went super slow. When they finally ended, Sato rushed to his dorm to get ready. He quickly baked some cookies, cream puffs, made hot coco-
“Sato, are you ok?” Momo walked in. “You seem in a rush?”
“Molly will be here soon, I have to get ready!” Sato was a quickly setting up a small table.
“Sato deep breathes,” Momo said. “I’ll finish getting the table set up. You change and go greet her!”
Sato nodded.

...

Sato walked outside the dorms and saw Molly. She was very pretty, her hair parted to one side and a nice silk blue shirt. Sato melted at the sight of her.
“Sato!” Molly smiled. 
“H-Hey Molly,” Sato blushed as he opened the school gate.
“You sure I’m allowed in here? The gate is big for a reason-“
“I’m sure its fine,” Sato said. “Come on in!”

...

Sato opened the door to his room and Molly gasped.
Sato also gasped a little. Momo hand not only finished setting up, but had dimmed the lights and added candles.
“You did all this for me?” Molly looked up with hopeful eyes.
Sato nodded. “Go and sit down,” he said.
Molly skipped over and sat down. She licked her lips at all the treats.

“Did you made all these?” Molly asked.
Sato nodded as he poured her hot coco.
“You didn’t have to do all this ya know,” Molly said. “I like you, not your sweets. I mean not just your sweets I love your sweets just fine-“
Sato laughed at Molly’s rambling. “Your cute when you’re flustered,”
Molly smirked. “Am I cute when I eat?” Molly took a cream puff and bit into it. she was attempting to look ugly while eating, but her eyes lit up when she tasted the pastry. She giggled happily and dug in, forgetting about her pride.
“yes, yes you are cute when you eat,” Sato said.
“Shut up,” Molly laughed with her mouth full.

The two ate and talked together.
“So, what exactly is your quirk? If you don’t mind me asking.” Molly asked as she sipped her coco.
“Its pretty simple,” Sato said. “If I eat surger, then I gain super strength.”
“So THATS WHAT ALL THIS BAKING IS FOR!” Molly gasped. “And here I thought it was just a hobby!” 
“I bake because store bought sweets get expensive,” Sato said. “But now I have a bigger reason to bake.”
“What’s that?”
“It makes you happy.”
Molly blushed.
“Molly...would you be my girlfriend?”
Molly happily nodded. “I would really really like that!”

________________


Sato and Molly had been going out for a week or two. It was pure bliss! 
“Hey Molly?” Sato asked.
“yes?”
“I was wondering, can I introduce you class 1-A? As my Girlfriend?” 
“That would be so cool!” Molly smiled. “I can’t wait to meet your friends!”

...

Molly and Sato stood in the comman room of class 1-A. 
“Guys, this is Molly!” Sato smiled.
Molly grinned and waved to the class. “It’s wonderful to meet you all!”

Everyone bombarded Molly with questions.
“How did you two meet?” Tsu asked.
“We met at the grocery store!” Molly smiled.

“What’s your quirk?” Izuku asked, pulling out his notebook.
“Quirkless,” Molly shrugged.
“Wait really?” Izuku’s eyes sparkled. 
“Yup!”

“Whats it like getting premium access to Sato’s baking?” Uraraka giggled.
“Its frickin awesome!” Molly smiled

“Isn’t she kinda fat?”

Everyone snapped their heads to Bakugo. 
Molly looked down at her feet, or more accurately, he stomach. She placed her hand on it, then looked up. “I mean I guess I am-“

“Bakugo that was not polite!” Tenya Iida yelled.
“yeah what’s writing with you?!” Mina scolded.
“You don’t say that to a girl!” Kirishima said.
“Especially one that Sato really cares about!” Sero smacked Bakugo upside the head.
“HEY!” Bakugo glared.

Molly stayed silent. It felt nice that they were defending her, but they weren’t deny it either.
“C’mon Molly, lets get some space.” Sero lead Molly to his room.

...

Molly sat on Sato’s comfy bed. She was scrunched in on herself as much as she could. Sato sat next to her and offered her a cookie.
“I really shouldn’t,” Molly chuckled sadly. “That Bakugo guy is right. I am pretty fat.”
“So?” Sato asked. “Who cares. Even if you weigh a bit more, you still are beautiful and a great person. You know when to have a good time, how to confort people, and you eat. So many of the girls here like, don’t eat! Its insane-“
Molly fell into Sato’s arms. She took the cookie and took a bite. “Thank you,” she mumbled softly.

______________

Sato looked up at Molly as she sat on the bleachers. He had invited her to watch him and some other students train.
Sato really wanted to impress Molly, so he ate a peice of cake and lifted a 40 kilogram weight. Molly stood up nervously, worried he’d hurt himself. Sato smirked and then threw the weight into the air, caught it, and put it down softly. He waved up at Molly, who happily waved back. 

“Sato, who is that?” Aizawa walked up to him.
“Aizawa Sensei!” Sato gasped. “I didn’t know you were here-“
“Who is she?” The teacher repeated.
“Th-Thats my girlfriend sir. I invited her to come watch us train.”
“Is she a student here?”
“N-No sir.”
Aizawa shrugged. “Fine, but don’t expect me to give her hero tips or sign an autographs.”
“Y-Yes sir.”

Sato began to train with the other students, when Bakugo entered the feild.
“Bakugo, Molly is here.” Sato said.
“So?”
“So I think you should apologized for your rude comment the other day.”
“No way loser-“
“Bakugo hero’s don’t body shame.”
Bakugo stopped, the bell groaned as he stopped up the bleachers.

...

Molly sat nervously as Bakugo stopped at her seat.
“Molly was it?” Bakugo scoffed.
“Th-Thats me!” Molly tried to smile.
“Sorry for calling you fat.” Bakugo said. “It wasn’t very heroic.”
Molly chuckled. “Thank you are applogizing Bakugo. Thats very heroic to do.”
Bakugo scoffed as he walked back to the feild to train.


__________

Sato walked up to Molly after training. 
“You did so well!” Molly smiled. “You really are strong!”
“I’m super strong, strong enough to do this!” Sato lifted Molly into his arms and spun her around.
She gasped, astounded. “Wow!” She smiled. 
“Now lets head to my dorm, I made cookies!”
“A-Actually!” Molly smiled softly. “I...I have a suprise for you!”

Molly pulled out a Tupperware. Inside was a slice of cake!
“My friend Jordan helped me bake it,” Molly blushed as she handed it to Sato. “I know its not nearly as sweet as your cakes, but I wanted to give it a try!”

Sato’s eyes sparkles as he took a bite. It wasn’t that good, probably a store bought mix. But Molly had taken the time to make it for him!

“So, what do you think?” Molly asked nervously.
“You are right, its not that sweet,” Sato chuckled.
Molly saddened, but she had seen that coming.
“But I know something sweeter you can give me,” Sato smirked.
“Really? What-“

Sato placed his lips onto Molly’s. Molly squealed in surprsie, but melted into it. 
“Now that’s, sweet.” Sato said.
Molly laughed in shock and happiness.
“Now C’mon,” Sato held her hand. “The cookies have white chocolate.”
Molly happily skipped a bit in her step.

She loved sweets. And she loved Sato even more.

THE END

(THIS WAS SO MUCHG FUN TO DO!!!!!!!!)



Sunday, November 15, 2020

Backyardagains Austin x Pablo oneshot — Robot Rampage

 OK LET ME EXPLAIN!!!! 

If ya’ll look on my tik tok ya’ll will know I ship these two as a joke/not joke. Either way, uhm, I’ve caved. Anyway enjoy wtf this is.



(Art by meeeeeeeeee!)

Austin tapped his fingers on the table. No call, no emails, nothing. Robots NEVER break!!
Suddenly he felt arms snake around him from behind and soft breath on his ear.
“Awe babe~” Pablo giggled. “Are you bored again?”
“Well I didn’t go to robotics school to grow up to sit and do nothing,” Austin chuckled.
“Well yes, I suppose that is the problem with a perfect robot society! They never break!” Pablo released Austin and sat on the table. He looked...almost pained by the fact. Almost more than Austin was. But the expression quickly left.

 “Guess we’ll just have to find something else to pass the time...” Pablo wiggled his eyebrows seductively.
“What am I gonna do with you?” Austin sighed.
Pablo placed his hands on Austin waist. “Anything you want~“
Pablo softly kissed Austin, but it became very passionate. 
Pablo pushed Austin against the wall, and Austin moaned as Pablo began to give him hickeys.

Suddenly there was the sound of rolling. The robots! They were coming! The two quickly separated.
“RepairMan Austin, shop is closing.” Robot Rosco said.
“RepairMan. Pablo, shop is closing.” Robot Rex said.
“Yeah Yeah,” Pablo groaned, grabbing his things. 

...

Austin and Pablo looked out at the sunset as they exited the shop.
“See you tomorrow!” Austin smiled.
Pablo didn’t respond.
“Pablo?” Austin called. “Will I see you tomorrow?
“...Yeah, see you tomorrow.” Pablo smiled sadly.


Austin didn’t see Pablo tomorrow. Or ever again. He and Rex had vanished from the city, no matter how much he searched for his boyfriend. And he never knew what happened. Until now.

Rosco landed the hover car and Austin and his customers hopped out. They had just rescued Ms. Tasha from her Robot Requelle going nuts with her car. 
“Three Robots breaking down in one day?!” Tasha gasped. “Something is fishy.”
“I agree,” Tyrone said. “Whats causing this?”

“People of Mega City!”

They all looked up to see every billboard, every screen, every cell phone, was broadcasting a message. On it was a young man, wearing all black.

No, Austin thought. No it can’t be! 

“People of Mega City! I am professor Bug!” Pablo said on the screen. “All your Robots are under my control! From now on, I rule Mega City!” he maniacally laughed. He clicked a button on a remote. “Robots, get them!!”
Suddenly, an army of once kind and helpful Robots started to advance on them! 

The others quickly ran into the repair shop, yet Austin fell behind. His head was buzzing. Pro Bug...Pablo...what had happened?! He was responsible for all the Brocken Robots? But why?! They had worked together to fix Robots-

“RepairMan Austin! Hurry!” Uniqua cried out.
Austin picked up the pace and made it to safety.

...

“I can’t believe this!” Tyrone gasped. “All the Robots of Mega City are broken! And now we’re trapped.”
“All thanks to this Professor Bug, guy!” Tasha crossed her arms. 
“We have to stop him!” Uniqua said.
“Y-Yeah. We do. And I think I know where he is.” Austin said.
“Where?” Tasha asked.
“The Robotics lab. We have to get in there and stop Pro Bug.”

But more importantly, he had to see Pro Bug. He had to see Pablo.

_____________

(Time skip to after learning to be robots)

Austin and Rosco skated towards Pro Bug’s lair. 
“R-Rosco, give me the ice cream,” Austin said. “I’ll go in. You stay out here.”
“Robot Rosco, staying here.” Rosco obeyed. 

Austin took a deep breathe and skated in. He could see Pro Bug in a large chair with a huge table in front of him.
“Ooo Ice Cream!” Pro bug smiled as he took the bowl and took a spoonful.
he stared at Austin for a second, and Austin froze.

“So are you gonna have some Austin or are you just gonna stand there pretending you’re fooling me?” Bug held out a spoon.
“H-How did you-“
“Austin,” Pro Bug stood up and got close to Austin. “I know your face inside and out.” 
“B-But-“
pro Bug wipped off his make up. “Its been so long since I’ve seen your beauty...”
“Why?”
“Hm?”
“Why did you leave? Why have you become...this?”

Pablo stood up on the table. 
“You said it yourself! Robots Never Break. So why fix them, when I could break them!”
“P-Pablo-“
“I am not Pablo! I am Professor Bug!!” Bug yelled and Austin cowered.

Pablo pulled Austin onto the table with him.
“You know Austin, I have missed you,” Bug smirked.
Austin blushed heavily as Bug got closer and leaned in his ear.
“And I get, whatever I want~” Bug whispered. He softly nipped his ear and Austin moaned. 

The two knelt and got down on the table. Austin was held down by Bug, as he snaked his hands up Austin;s shirt. He gave Austin passionate kissed and Hickey’s.
“B-Bug...” Austin moaned. “I...I love you...please don’t leave again.”
“I rule Mega City, why would I leave?” Bug smirked.

Suddenly the doors burst open, and the rest of the gang stood.
Austin and Bug looked up, embarrassed.
“RepairMan Austin!” Uniqua gasped. “What are you doing!?”
“I-Its a long story?” Austin stuttered.
“Pro Bug is hurting him!” Tyrone cried. “Robot Rosco! Rescue him!”
“Robot Rosco, rescuing RemairMan Austin.”

Robot Rosco zoomed forward, towards Austin.

“Robot Rex! Stop him!” Bug commanded his own robot as he and Austin stood back up.

Rex distracted the rest as Austin and Bug made their escape.

“Austin, stay with me.” Bug said. “Rule this City by my side!”
Austin blushed and slowly nodded.
Bug smirked and brought Austin in for a passionate kiss.

Together, “these Robots will Rampage!”

THE END

(This was shiz but TO BE FAIR my taste is shiz. So there)