Request from @ SayaCeilkill on wattpad. This is honestly a joke LMAO
Team Voltron sat in the meeting room. It was a very tense energy, but Lance leaned back in his chair, almost not a care in the world.
“Thank you for coming,” Alurra said, walking in. “We have a new threat among the universe.”
“Thats terrible!” Hunk cried.
“Indeed.”
“What is it?” Keith asked.
“A prince has taken control of the galran empire.”
“We’ll effect him.” Shiro said.
“Who is it?” Pidge asked.
Alurra pulled up a picture. “This is Prince Lotor-“
“Hey, its Purple Daddy!” Lance smiled.
The paladins spit out their drinks, while Alurra and Corran looked with shock.
“WHAT?!” The paladins screeched.
“The galra prince dis your father?!” Corran gasped.
“Corran, that’s not what he means..” Shiro sighed.
“.....OH!!”
“Purple Daddy?!” Keith raged. “What the fuck Lance?”
“Explain!” Pidge yelled.
Suddenly, a Galra ship appeared, and the alarms began to blare.
“Its him!” Alurra gasped. “Everyone, to your lions-“
“WAIT!!” Lance yelled. “Put me on call with him.”
“What?!”
“Just do it, trust me!!”
Alurra put Lotor on call.
“Lance?” Lotor was surprised.
“Hey there Purple Daddy~” Lance winked.
“I had no idea you were a paladin. I am so sorry, but I must-“
“I’ll be at your ship in 20 minutes, if you call off the fleet.” Lance linked his lips and smirked.
Lotor blushed heavily, but nodded. “Y-You have a deal.”
The call was ended, and the fleet backed off. Lance started too walk away but Keith stopped him.
“Are you serious?!” he yelled.
“What?”
“Your just gonna be Lotor’s slut?!”
“Excuse you!” Lance gasped offended. “ I got him to call of the attack! And Lotor gives good sex! I’m winning here!”
THE END
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