Wednesday, September 23, 2026

Knuckles is a victim of hate crimes

I’m as white as the inside of a honeycrisp apple and absolutely NOT qualified to write this fic, but I’m tired of my boy Knuckles experiencing racism and no one doing squat about it.

Also im hihh lol


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Knuckles didn’t know much about his culture. As the last of his kind, its not like he had anyone to teach him it. So what he does know, he values quite a lot in his life. Things like gaurding the fucking master emerald. It wasnt just his duty, it was his culture.
And somehow everyone else thoughht it was totally ok to disrespect that! And Knuckles thought his friends were better than that, but they had broken the final straw and no longer turn a blind eye to his friends behavior. He was no longer going to sugercoat it to their faces either.

So when Shadow the fucking Hedgehog came marching upon M.E alter like he owned the place, declaring that he’d be moving it to a more secure location in the event of a possible EGGMAN attack coming soon, Knuckles didn’t hesitate to call him out on his bullshit:
“Who the fuck do uou think you are you intolerant peice of shit.”
Shadow stumbled for a moment. Hebhad been called plenty of things, but never “intolerant.”. Itnwas very specifuc and shadow didnt know what hed done to deserve THAT term “excuse me?” He narrowed his eyes.
“Uou come here, onto MY island, the ECHIDNAS Territory, and have the nerve to just say your taking one of my cultures most valuable and historical relects? Your a racist bastard!”
Shadow was at a loss for words. Except no he wasnt. “I’m not racist knuckles. This has nothing to do with race.”
“nothing to do wjth race my ASS!!! You actung like a fuckinh colinizer shadow! A-“
“Dont you dare-!”
“British Person”
“DIE!!!!!!!!!!!” Shadow the hedgehig launched himself at knuckels for daring to insinuate he was rfrom the UK.
But Knuckles, a woke liberal, is allowed to be violent against racists(as he should go off king)so he punched shadow in the face.

His spiked knuckles(haha)stabbed shadows cheeks, the rest of the knuckles bruising his face and breaking his nose. The woke power was so forecful it and knocked the stinky republican into the sky and off of angel island. the spicked knuckles ripping from shadows face with a satififyumh sound of suctioning thingys beung released.
Knuckles saved the day and Shadow got cancelled. And knuckles was ince again known as sonics rival and taken seriouslh again 

THE END

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