LOL I forgot about this draft haha!
Inspired by this thingy:
(Credit in Photo)
There were a few routes I could have taken with an Intrulogical Love Potion AU, but this is the one I chose lol. I hope u like it lol
Some Notes:
- I didn't make Janus lie("lie")every other line, I was tired.
- No I do NOT think Roman is stuck up or self-obsessed. This was just too funny to not write LMAO
- The Love Potion does NOT affect Thomas in anyway. It should, but it doesn't--Because I said so lmao!
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Remus Sanders—Intrusive Thoughts—let out a wild laugh, as pink fog and explosions filled the room. The potion bottle in Remus was now filled with a Love Potion. The Duke, the Dark Prince of Creativity, making a Love Potion? Yes, one would be suspicious. And rightfully so! After all, nothing good could come from Remus and a Strange Magic Potion put together.
"Remus," Janus Sanders—Deceit—popped his head into Remus Room. He coughed a bit on all the pink fog. "What are you up to now?"
"A Love Potion!" Remus gave Janus a toothy smile, which would have been nerving to anyone else.
"Why on Earth would you create that?"
"Why not?"
"Allow me to rephrase. Why would YOU create that?"
"Well, I was thinking about causing some chaos today!" Remus giggled. "So I was gonna slip the Light Sides the potion!"
"And just how are you going to do that?" Janus raised an eyebrow. "They would never let you near their food, let alone drinks."
"Thats why I'm not going to put it in those," Remus laughed wildly. "I'm going to put it in their dish soap!"
"...Aren't you allergic to dish soap?"
"Ah fair point! Thats why I stole these!"
Remus held up his hands, which now were covered by bright yellow gloves. Janus looked down at his own hands, scaly and glossy. Remus had snatched his gloves!
"Remus!" Janus scolded. He reached out to try and take them back.
Remus avoided his hands. He grabbed his Love Potion and and began to vanish--he would reappear on the Light Side.
"Dammit Remus, those aren't for dish washing!" Janus shouted.
"Tell that to Virgil!" Remus cackled.
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Remus appeared in the Light Sides' kitchen. Patton Sanders—Morality—who had been standing at the sink, cried out in surprise. A few soapy suds flew about.
"Well hello there, Pussy Padre!" Remus grinned.
"P-Please don't call me that." Patton said, recovering from the scare.
Remus looked at the sink, which was full of soapy water and dirty dishes. Perfect!
"Ah, doing the dishes!" Remus said. "Lemme help!"
Patton rose an eyebrow. "What's the catch...?"
"No Catch! Look, I stole Janus's gloves! So now I won't get a gross rash."
"Well okay...but just the plates! I won't let you wash anything sharp."
"Oki Doki, Dildo Daddy!"
Patton sighed.
Remus grinned his most disturbing grin as he and Patton washed. It made Patton avoid looking at him, which gave Remus the opportunity to coat the dishes with his Love Potion. Patton really was trying to keep everyone safe by keeping Remus away from the sharp silverware--But he unknowingly let the Dark Side coat every surface they would eat on with his Pink Colored Poison.
Soon enough. the dishes were cleaned and dried, tucked away in the cabinets. Patton wiped his hands with a towel and Remus took off Janus's gloves. Patton thanked Remus for his help, and said he was surprised it went so well. Remus felt bad for a second, before he remembered how hilarious this Love Potion Prank would be. His guilt washed away into a wide grin. He dismissed Patton in classic 'Intrusive Thought' fashion, and disappeared back to the Dark Sides.
Where Janus promptly screamed at him for ruining his gloves.
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Remus sat at the Dark Side Dining Room Table the next morning. His feet were kicked up on the table, his shoes digging into the waffles that were on his plate. In his broken morning mug was Octopus Ink that he had boiled. He drank it like a Cup-of-Joe. He had a giddy smile on his face, excited for the results of his mischief yesterday.
Janus walked in in his night robe, already holding a glass of wine. He joined Remus by the table, not phased by the Duke's morning routine in the slightest.
"Good Morning Janny!" Remus said.
"Bad Morning, Remus." Janus said in his lying manner. It would fade a bit as he woke up. "How did the Love Potion go?"
"We'll find out today! They're all probably eating breakfast now."
“How long does your Love Potion even last?” Janus asked. “After all, we can’t have Logan out of commission for very long. It’s dangerous—“
Just as the Light Side’s name was mentioned, Logan Sanders—Logic—slammed the doors to the Dark Side open. He was catching his breath, as if he had been running. Strange, because Logan would normally just sink to the Dark Sides. He began to march up to the two Dark Sides at the table.
“Uh Oh,” Janus smirked. “Looks like Logan is here too scold you for your little Potion.”
“Oh shut up!” Remus glared.
“Should have known the Potion wouldn’t work on Logan—“
Logan made it to the Table. He grabbed Remus’s face in his hands and stared intensely at him. Hey didn’t give Remus a chance to say anything before he smashed his lips onto the Duke’s. Remus made a surprised sound, before happily kissing back. His tongue dove inside Logan’s mouth, and the Logical side easily let him in.
“Well, this is…unexpected.” Janus raised an eyebrow. He made a strange face, as if he was trying to figure something out.
But what was there to figure out? Logan had obviously been affected by Remus’s Love Potion! And Remus was loving it. Eventually the two did separate for air, which is when Janus spoke up.
“Logan, please don’t say something.” Janus requested. “You haven’t said a word. You simply arrived and kissed Remus.”
Logan didn’t respond, only hugged Remus and tucked himself into the Dark Side’s chest. He had a blissful smile on his face.
Remus giggled happily. Admittedly he had a thing for the Logical Side. And while he had made the Love Potion to cause chaos for everyone, the fact that Logan’s reaction was to love Remus made the Duke quite pleased. He was definitely gonna enjoy this for as long as it lasted.
Janus sighed. “Whatever, have your fun Remus.” Janus walked off to get dressed. “Just…remember its just the potion.” It was an accurate point, but Janus sounded unsure when he said it.
“Yeah! Yeah!” Remus waved him off. “Whatever! I’m just gonna enjoy having this Nerd in my lap!”
Logan giggled.
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It was around noon when Thomas summoned all the Sides to him. Remus and Logan had apparently been doing…certain activities, because they arrived frazzled and disheveled. But they quickly recovered. Remus looked out on the living room, to witness the affects of his love Potion. His brother Roman—Light Creativity—was fawning over himself in a mirror. Of course he would fall in love with himself. Patton was smiling wide as he shouted compliments and pick up lines at Virgil—Anxiety—who hid his red blushing face behind his hands. Janus smirked a bit, trying hard to hide his amusement. Thomas stood in the middle of the room, arms crossed.
“What is this.” Thomas demanded to know.
“Why, I don’t see anything wrong!” Janus laughed.
“Remus!” Thomas shouted. “Whaat did you do?! Why is everyone acting weird? Why is Logan clinging to you?”
Remus laughed. “Ok Ok, I sneaked a Love Potion I made into the soap while washing the Light Sides dishes.” He admitted.
“What?! WHY?!”
“Because it’s hilarious!”
“No its not—“
“Hold on one moment Thomas,” Janus interrupted. “I’m beginning to notice something strange here…”
“BEGINING TO?!” Thomas shouted.
“Hush Thomas!” Janus scolded.
Janus began to turn to each Light Side under the influence of the Potion.
“Patton, what did you eat for breakfast?” Janus asked.
“I had pancakes with chocolate syrup.” Patton said. “But they weren’t as sweet as my beautiful Virgil!”
Virgil blushed heavily at the compliment.
“And Virgil, what did you eat this morning?” Janus asked.
“I had toast…” He said. “But it doesn’t, uhm, butter me up like Patton does.”
Patton gasped. “Awww baby! You made a pun!”
“Logan, what did you eat for Breakfast?” Janus asked.
“I ate Crofters this morning.” Logan answered. “I love crofters, but I love Remus more—“
“Did you just, eat it out of the jar?”
“Yes.”
Janus smirked. “Logan isn’t under the Love Potion.” He accused.
“WHAT?!” Remus and Thomas gasped.
“Thats impossible,” Thomas said.
“Is it?” Janus turned to Remus. “Remus, you said you only washed the plates, correct?”
“Yeah,” Remus said. “Patton wouldn’t let me touch any of the silverware.”
“Logan ate crofters from the jar with a spoon. He never even touched a plate this morning. He’s been faking it this entire time.”
“Logan, is this…true?”
Logan began to frown sadly, and removed himself from holding onto Remus.
“Yes, It is true.” Logan admitted.
“Why the FUCK would you fake being on love with me?!” Remus yelled, surprisingly genuine.
“I saw everyone else being affected by the Love Potion, and saw it as my chance to show you how I feel about you.” Logan blushed. “I am sorry I wasn’t honest.”
“Wait, are you saying you…love me?”
Logan nodded.
“AWWWW YOU FUCKING NERD!” Remus grinned and tackled Logan into a hug.
“This is cute, but…” Thomas spoke up. “Can we work on turning the others back now?”
THE END
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