MHA Self Insert Drabble — Tenya Iida//WogWoman — Embroidery

 AAAAAAAY BACK AT IT AGAIN!!! Once again its way too late at night but the gears were turning ya’ll!

 I’ve recently taken up embroidery, and finished my first major project(it turned out super great!!); and I thought of a rlly good way to incorporate it into one of these bad boys!

Some quick notes:

• Established-Relationship
• QPR sorta? I’ll be describing it as a “deep and exclusive platonic relationship” 
• Once again, aging myself down for this fic lol
• Possible OOC but come on ya’ll know me by now haha!

OKI LETS GOOOOO!!!

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Tenya Iida kept very good care of his belongings. His family was wealthy and could afford to replace anything and everything, but that didn’t mean he should be careless with his things. But he’s a student at UA, training to be a Pro-Hero. Of course his clothing is going to be damaged along the way. He’s at least 1/4 of the way through his glasses reserves and has destroyed 3 official UA issued school uniforms. All of his others were quickly tailored and repaired to perfection. 

Well, almost all his others.

“Hey Iida-kun!” Uraraka Ochaco tapped Tenya Iida’s shoulder. “Whats this?”

Iida turned his neck to address his friend. “You must be more specific, Uraraka.”

“This yellow stitching on your uniform.” Uraraka clarified.

“Oh my gosh! Its a little yellow heart!” Mina joined the conversation. “Its so cute!”

Tenya Iida blushed. “Thank you, Ashido.”

Uraraka nodded. “But where did ut come from?”

“My uniform was slightly damaged and needed to be repaired,” Tenya Iida explained. 

Tenya Iida’s jacket only had a small tear. Compared to the shreds some of his other uniforms had be reduced to, it was hardly noticeable. Iida still proceeded to stress out about it. He couldn’t go to class with a damaged uniform! It was against dress code, and downright unprofessional! What was he going to do?!

“Iida, hon’ calm down.” Molly rested a hand on the taller boy’s shoulder. “Its going to be OK, I’ll fix it!”

“However, my partner has recently developed an interest in embroidery…” Iida scracthed the side his face lightly, looking away a bit flustered.

“Are you sure?” Iida asked.

“Of course!” Molly grinned. “I’d love to embroider it—“

“Molly, this is my school uniform! It can’t be customized.”

Molly pouted, and oh boy Tenya Iida knew that look. That was Molly’s ‘Don’t be a stick in the mud Tenya’ look. And yeah, Tenya was a stick in the mud. But Molly was the onlh one who somehow had a way of yanking him out of the mud. Wether he liked it or not

“It’ll be something small!” Molly exclaimed. “No one will even notice it!”

Molly clearly didnt know his classmates.

Tenya Iida sighed. He couldnt say no to that face, when he knew it wanted so badly to bring him the joy she wished she could bring him when he was away at school. 

“Fine,” Tenya Iida handed over his jacket. “Please return it by Sunday.”

Molly squealed happily, hugging the jacket to her chest. “Oh Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!”

Tenya Iida was pleased to have made her so happy.

“Oh thats sweet!” Uraraka cooed. “Wait—“

“YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?!” Mina shrieked.

Tenya Iida flinched back at her volume. “Well, I have a close-partner. Our relationship is a bit more complicated to explain than simply boyfriend and girlfriend.” He answered.

“Iida’s in a relationship?!” Midoryia suddenly joined the conversation, his notebook in hand. “How come you never told us?”

“I suppose it never came up.” Tenya explained. “And as I said, our relationship is not very easy to explain in passing conversation.”

“Omg I have to tell the group chat!” Mina rushed away, her phone inches from her face.

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Uraraka and Midoryia, being Iida’s close friends, immediately insisted to meet Iida’s mysterious partner. And after discussing it with Molly it was decided Uraraka and Midoryia would join Tenya and Molly for dinner at the Iida residence.

As the trio made their way to the estate, Iida took a moment to show his friends pictures of Molly’s other embroidery projects. So far she had completed a simple flower pattern and a complex rooster she had designed herself. And of course, the tiny yellow heart on Iida’s jacket. 

“Wow, thats so pretty!” Uraraka smiled.

“Mhm,” Midoryia nodded. “You said she only started doing this recently?”

Tenya Iida nodded, putting his phone away. “She’s quite skilled for a beginner. She’s learning fast.”

The three finally arrived at Iida’s home, and Molly was there waiting on the front steps. Uraraka and Midoryia took a moment to take in Molly’s appearence. She had short wavey hair and a plump figure. Her eyes were a dark brown and her rosy cheeks were littered with freckles just like Midoryia’s.

“Tenya!” Molly called out, a huge grin on her face. She waved to the group wildly, as if she were a wacky inflatable arm man.

“Hello Dear!” Tenya Iida greeted her. “Thank You very much for joining us!”

“Of course! I’m so excited to finally meet your friends.”

…

Throughout dinner much conversation was had. Molly and Iida explained their relationship. Not exactly romantic but definitely not just friends either. An intimate and exclusive friendship. They learned about how the two met, how ling they’d beeb together, and much more.

“Hey Midoryia, could I speak to you for a moment please?” Molly calmly asked. 

“O-Oh! Sure…” Midoryia responded nervously.

Once in an isolated hallway, Molly turned to Midoryia.

“I wanted to thank you for protecting Iida during the Hosu incident.” Molly said.

“You know?!” Midoryia gasped.

“Yes, I do.”

“Wha-How?”

“Iida confided in me before his work study how he felt about everything going on. And that…he hoped to confront the Hero Killer. I understood whay he was going through, and I knew I couldnt stop him from making whatever choice he did. All I was able to do was to convince him not to seak Stain out, and to only go through with his plans if he encountered Stain by chance. And well, you know the rest…”

“Molly, I—“

“I don’t know a lot about what happened, I could only convince him to tell me so much. But I do know that you played a part in keeping my partner safe and alive. So thank You Midoryia.”

Midoryia wanted to say so much, so many different things. But all he couldnt manage was a nod.

“And don’t worry, I gave him a stern talking to!” Molly laughed.

THE END

(Jeez whats wring with me lately lol)

MHA Self Insert Drabble— Tenya Iida//Wogwoman— High again lol

 And so continues me writing self insert fanfic about me, iida, and weed at insane hours of the night.

This one is hardly even a drabble, im just writing out my ideas. Sorry

Ok LETS GOOOOOO

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• TenyaIida is sitting on a bench next to me
• He doesnt know me
• Im smoking
• He somehow gets a second hand high
• Its rlly strong for him somehow and his head somehow ends up in my lap
• When iida awakes im running my fingers through his hair while humming the song “rises the moon” quietly
• Hes still a little high but at least hes awake now
• I insist on helping him home
• Tenya is leaning on me, very loopy and high.
• He takes me to the gates of UA
• I realize i lowkey drugged a UA student
• (Im aged down in this lil fic)
• Sero is the one to open the gate and let us in
• He’s like “who are u and wtf happened”
• And i say something like “ok i was sitting on the same bench as him, doing some pot, and he somehow got a second hang high. He passed out for a moment in my lap and i imsised on helping him home

K the end

MHA Self Insert Drabble — Tenya Iida // WogWoman — Getting High off of You

Why HELLLOOOO everybody!!! Its beenca while! But I got a few paragraphs into this one weed-themed fanfic and just MMMMMMM i needed this action myself with my own hubby!

I know, I’m 22 now. And heck, i realized I’m Aro/Ace! But Tenya Iida is my beloved exception! But instead of ageing him up for this story I’m aging myself down. Also IDK the weed laws in Japan but I don’t give a fuck

I have so much more for this written but its late and this is what i have rn. 

TW:

- Drug Use

- Under Age Drug Use

- Cigarette Burns

- Teen-Rated Spicy Scene

Without further ado, LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!

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Tenya Iida watched as his girlfriend took the marijuana joint between her fingers delicatly. She lifted the lighter to the edge carefully, and the spliff ignites in bright flames. Its quickly rendered to colorful embers however, as the smell of herbs slowly begins to mske itself known.

Molly looked at Tenya Iida’s beautiful blue eyes through he hooded eyelashes, as she lifts the filter to her plumpy-pink lips. She sucks in breifly, before releasing a powerful puff of smoke into Tenya’s face.

Tenya Iida’s senses are thrown into chaos. The smog has fogged up his glasses, and he is rendered blind. The scent herbs and sweet blueberries assults his nose. He can hear Molly’s panting, as she recovers from her own hit. 

When the boy can finally see again, his vision is overtaken by beautiful brown eyes. They are so dark they’re almost black, and thats what he can see through her long and lucious lashes. She lifts the burning joint to Iida’s lips, and he can feel the heat of the fire traveling through the paper.

Tenya Iida wordlessly takes a deep breath, before releasing a puff of smoke into Molly’s face. The cloud covers her face, and he can’t wait until its gone so he can see her beauty once again.

Luckily, Molly pushes through the cloud and throws her arms around Tenya’s neck, capturing his lips. Smoke and Spit become one as there lips move in harmony with one another. The end of the joint brushes up against his biceps, and Tenya Iida’s senses are hisses but doesnt pull away. Molly doesnt even try to. Tenya captures Molly’s tounge with his teeth, teasing her just before he releases and the two gasp for air. 

Molly glares at him and Tenya chuckes. Molly takes a very quick puff before blowing it powerfully in Iida’s face. They both fall into a coughing fit, conbined with a laughing fit. 

Who would have imagined Tenya Iida, the model citizen, the class pet, the goody-two-shoes, the stick in the mud; would end up here?

Nintendo High Drabble — Supportive Squad

After seeing this episode of Nintendo High, a single thought kept racing through my mind…

Wow, those 3 are the untilmaye hype-squad! I wonder if Nastasia actually did her job as a guidence counciler normally if she could have introduced them to Luigi normally?

And so here we are!

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“D-Do you ever wish you were someone else?” Luigi asked, tearfully. “Anybody else? Anybody but…Well, you know.”

“You?” Nastasia, Nintendo High’s Guidence Councler, raised an eyebrow.

Luigi nodded, sniffling a little.

Nastasia nodded understandingly. “You’re not the only one to have felt that way, believe me. There are hundreds of students I speak to everyday about the exact same subject. You are not alone.”

“I-I wanna be cool and brave, just like my brother Mario!”

Nastasia stood from her desk, gesturing for Luigi to follow her out of the office.

Luigi’s hands gripped the strips of his backpack tightly, as Nastasia led him through the empty halls of Nintendo High. It was eerily quiet, as classes were in session and the only people roaming the halls were a student or two taking bathroom breaks or using a hall pass. Luigi himself was missing Geography class with Mario, but Nastasia assured him he would be excused and offered an extension on any missed assignment. The only question left was: where was Nastasia taking him?

“You’re probably wondering where we’re going,” Nastasia said, as if she had read his mind. Maybe she had.

Luigi nodded nervously.

“Everyone is special, Luigi. And everyone has amazing qualities to them, valuable qualities. But sometimes we just can’t see them outselves.”

“R-Really?”

“You said you want to be Cool and Brave like your brother, correct?”

Luigi nodded.

“Well it seems to me that you already are, and so much more! You just can’t see it. And from what you told me you don’t have anyone to help you see it either.”

Luigi was very lonley. While he had Mario, and Mario had loads of friends himself, Luigi had no one. He liked Daisy(really liked her)but didn’t want to be vunerable with his insecurities with her. He wanted to impress her not give her reasons to dislike him.

Nastasia and Luigi began to approach the door to a gym. It was a much smaller gym than the main one, used for storage for sports equipment and afterschool sports practice like wrestling. It wasn’t likely to be hosting a class during the school day, but there was a loud pounding noise being heard from inside. 

“Well I’d like to introduce you to some students I think could really benefit you. And you them!” Nastasia smiled.

“H-How?” Luigi flinched as the pound was heard again. He didnt want to get beat up by more bullies.

“You see, the 3 students in here are incredibly confident and self assured. And I just know they could help you see the best of yourself and build you’re confidence!” Nastasia put a hand on Luigi’s shoulder. “But they lack simple paitence, and polite speaking. Not to say they are cruel or mean, just the opposite! They just come off that way due to a lack of manners. I believe you could help them in that catagory. See?”

Luigi nodded. “I-I’ll do my best, Nastasia!”

“Wonderful! Please, in here!”

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O’Chunks rammed himself into the punching bag for the sixth time, getting stronger with each collision. 

Dimentio was practicing a card trick with MiMi, who was currently painting her nails. When Dimentio asked her to pick a card, she’s use a dried finger to point to one.

The three we’re currently on their free period, and came in here for the quiet and solitude. They didnt like being in crowded and loud areas when they didnt have to be. 

The doors to the gym opened, and their school’s Guidence counciler walked in with a shy boy in green beside her. Mimi and Dimentio grinned, while O’Chunks didnt notice right away.

“Hey Nastasia!” MiMi, waved her hand, greeting the teacher and drying the nail polish.

“Would you like to see a Card trick?” Dimentio asked.

“Maybe you can show Luigi here,” Nastasia pushed the boy in green forward.

Time skip to the part of the fic i actually wanted to write lmao:

Mario trudged into the crowded hallway, Peach and Daisy behind him. Luigi wasn’t in class today. Luigi never skips class, and he knows hes not sick. So where was his brother?

A commotion in the hallways interrupted those thoughts though.

“Oh great,” Mario rolled his eyes. “Its Bowser and his Goons again.”

“Except,” Peach stepped in. “I don’t think its Bowser this time…”

A giant muscular student stomped on the floor. “Step aside, you wee blubbery piggys!” He bellowed in a scottish accent.

“He’s coming! He’s coming!” A strange jester-boy used magic to push aside students.

“Yeah! Shut it Whiskers! He’s almost on his way!” A girl with pigtails cruelly snapped her whip on fellow students.

The three students agressivly cleared the way, parting the crowd.

“What? Who’s on his way?” Mario thought aloud to himself.

“You guys, stop it!” A familiar voice called out, chuckling.

Luigi walked through the parted crowd, a pink blush and giddy smile on his face. He helped up the fellow students knocked over in the chaos.

“You guys, I’m flattered. But please be more gentle!” Luigi insisted on the 3 trouble-making students.

“C’mon Luigi,” Dimentio slung an arm around Luigi’s shoulders. “You deserve respect!”

“A red carpet!” MiMi giggled, grabbing Luigi’s hands.

“A PROCESSION OF BAGPIPES ANOUNCIN YER ARRIVAL!” O’Chunks swooped Luigi into the air and placed him on his shoulders.

Luigi let out a laugh

“L-Luigi?!” Mario gasped. “What are you-“

“Hey Mario!” Luigi waved at his older brother. “These are my new friends! O’chunks, Dimentio, and Mimi!”

The 3 waved, looking a little too happy after having treated the students behind them like cattle in the way of the road.

“You’re friends?” Mario couldnt belive it. No way his sweet, kind little brother would ever be friends with these jerks.

“Yeah! Look, MiMi did my nails!” Luigi lowered his hands to show Mario the glossy red manicure.”

“Ooo!” Daisy squealed. “Slay Luigi!”

Luigi blushed.

“See?” MiMi smirked. “I told you you’re fabulous!”

“Luigi, you can’t be serious!” Mario exclaimed. “These jerks can’t be your friends! What about—“

What about your other friends? Thats what Mario was going to say. But thats when he realized he’d never seen Luigi with anyone else. He was either always with him, or waiting with Marios friends for him to arrive. Luigi didnt have any friends, and Mario had been so caught up in his own life he didnt even know. He didnt know his precious brother was all alone, and he didnt do anything about it.

THE END

im tired

LoliRock Drabble — What if Iris didn’t hide her Shanilla?

 I always wondered what it would be like if Iris wasn’t embarrassed by her Shanila Hair, and went about as usual(well, as best as one can when they’re extra weak due to magical puberty lol). What would she say when asked about it? What would others think?

OK LETS GOOO!!!

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At first, Iris was not happy. What happened to ber beautiful golden locks?! The ones her aunt compared to Rapunzel as a child, making her feel like a princess before she knew she actually was one? She was devistaed to lose it! 

But then she saw the grins on Ariana and Talia’s faces. Their eyes sparkled in pure joy, a look she wasn’t used to seeing on Talia at all. They explained that she had basically reached Magical Princess Puberty, and that it was a great acomplishment and cause for celebration.

Once she heard that, Iris began to feel a little of that joy herself. She was experiencing something from her true home, Efedia! She felt a deep connection to her parents in that moment, even if she never met them. 

“We have to throw a party!” Ariana cheered. 

“We can’t,” Talia said.

“Awwww! Why not?!” Ariana whined.

“Because this,” Talia gestured to Iris’s hair and then Ariana and herself “Is supposed to be a secret! Remember?”

Ariana sank sadly.

“Aunt Elen thinks you two are exchange students, from small Countries…” Iris thought aloud. “If we just tell her and everyone else that this is a tradition from your “countries” that I’m honored to take part in, then it should be fine!”

Iris and Ariana made puppy dog eyes at Talia.

“I…suppose that could work.”

“YAY!” Ariana cheered.

…

“Shan-what now?” Doug looked confusingly at the invitation in his hand

“Shanilla!” Ariana cheered. “Its a super special time in a girls life where me and Talia come from! And Iris is taking part!”

“That sounds really cool!” Nathan smiled. “Its so cool of you guys to share your culture!”

“So will you come to the party?” Ariana gave Nathan the puppy dog eyes, but she didnt really need to.

“You bet! I don’t wanna miss Iris’s special day!”

“Even though we’re not sure why its so speical…” Nathan elbowed Doug, cutting off his muttering.

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Iris’s short golden locks were decorated with beautiful ornaments, glittering and jingling as she walked. It was a tradition from Volta, where Ariana was from. She grinned as she accepted congratulations from the party guests, who didn’t understand what exactly they were congratulating her on but meant it sincerely all the same.

No one was expecting the sudden haircut, especially Aunt Ellen. But Iris gave a glittering smile, explaining that part of the “tradition” was a special hair mixture Ariana and Talia had that would improve hair growth.

Nathan thought Iris looked beautiful. Her hair was just as shing and golden as before, but she had a whole new glow to her. And her smile was bigger and more joyful than he’d ever seen before!

Iris had entered Shanila, and she couldnt be more proud

THE END

Sorry this was just a drabble i wanted to write down lol :)

Super Mario Bros Drabble — Bowuigi— Omegaverse AU (but also not???)

 Don’t ask me what this is, its 4 minutes til’ midnight so idk what im doing.

Its Omegaverse but also not? Im giving the koopas(aka BOWSER)omegaverse traits but not limiting him to just omega/beta/alpha traits

Ok lets gooooo

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Bowser’s nest was missing something. He wasn’t sure what though. He had his best sheets, blankets, and pillows. All of his beloved children were cuddled within, waiting for their father to join them. King Bowser was a different Koopa Species than them, so when his instincts made him suddenly pick them up from their own rooms and into his they didnt protest. Besides, they liked the extra attention.

So what was missing?! Bowser was getting increasingly frustrated, growling to himself.

“Now, Now, your highness!” Kamek hoveree close on his broomstick. “Everything is alright. Everyone is here!” He reassured the thing.

Everyone is here

No. Someone was missing.

With this realization, Bowser sprinted out of his bedroom, out of the castle—out of the KINGDOM!—to go find him.

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The mushroom kingdom was in chaos. Bowser had never attacked at such a late hour, let alone like this. There was no army, Bowser was by himself. And yet, according to the villagers reports he was completely feral. On all fours, setting buildings aflame, roaring like an animal.

Currently, Mario was trying to defeat him before he could reach Princess Peach. He left Luigi behind to comfort the Princess, who was terrified.

“I’ve never seen him like this!” Peach shook. “I am so scared of what he might do to me!”

“There There Princess,” Luigi held her hand. “Mario and I won’t let anything happen to you!”

In that moment the giant doors opened and Mario slid across the floor. He was in bad shape, and Bowser came stormimg in after him. Princess Peach screamed and Luigi rushed to his brother. 

Luigi looked up at Bowser, ready to fight. Bowser leaned down to meet his eyes, and then sniffed. His eyes dialated, and suddenly be began to purr. The tension in the rampaging monster lifted and he collasped to the ground like Mario. He continued to sniff Luigi, while Luigi was just very confused

I obvi have more but me sleepy bye

Super Mario Bros. Oneshot -- Bowuigi -- The Princess and the Turtle

Hey Everyone! I got this idea when I first got into Bowuigi, and I'm finally sitting down to writer it! I'm taking it easy and not trying to put a ton of effort into this. Just gonna try and have some fun! ٩(^ᴗ^)۶

🏳‍🌈🐸🏳‍🌈

Credit: https://bowuigi-real.tumblr.com/post/715664478370430976

Without further ado,

LETS GOOOOO!!!!!

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Before Mario and Luigi discover the warp pipe and all that:

Luigi discovers a shrunken Bowser from some pipes, thinks its a talking turtle. The turtle claims he's a powerful and handsome king from a faraway land. And that if he kisses him--thus returning him to his true self--he will repay Luigi with a life of luxury and riches. Luigi doesn't believe him, but humors him and kisses him regardless

They eventually reunite in the mushroom kingdom, while the bros are trying to rescue peach for probably the first time. Bowser recognizes Luigi and remembers his promise, instantly dropping everything to fufill it.

Luigi had seen plenty of strange things in pipes before. Not just the gross waste and fatbergs. He'd seen wedding rings, goldfish, even false teeth! However he never expected to come across a talking turtle. 

"I am not a turtle!" shouted the reptile, in an angry voice that simply sounded too adorable for its tiny stature. "I am the Mighty King of the Koupas!"

Luigi giggled as he lifted the turtle into his hands, careful of his sharp spikes. He had never seen a turtle with spikes, but this was New York. 

"You are the cutest!" Luigi squealed, lifting the squirming turtle to his face. "La tartaruga più adorabile di sempre!"

"How dare you! I am not cute, I'm ferocious!" it let out a roar, which had it not been for its tiny vocal cords would have been very scary. 

It actually startled Luigi just enough to snap out of his cooing-trance and actually listen to what the turtle was saying. 

"I'm sorry," Luigi apologized, setting down the reptile. "I got carried away."

The turtle stood up bipedal, and shook the dust and grime from the pipes off of him. "I am King Bowser ruler of the Koopas and Darklands!" he declared. 

"The ruler of the what and where?"

"Luigi!"

Luigi gasped. Without thinking he grabbed Bowser again, this time holding him behind his back as his older brother apprached.

"Mario!" Luigi faked a smile.

"I'm all done with the pipes over on the left side," Mario wiped the sweat from his brow. "How you doing over here?"

Bowser squirmed and wiggled, tryingto escape Luigi's grip.

"A-Almost all done!" Luigi tightend his grip.

"I'm going to go start up the truck, meet me outside?"

"S-Sounds good!"

Bowser nipped at Luigi's fingers, sharp fangs startling the green plummer.

"AH!"

"What was that, Luigi? Stai bene?"

"A-Awesome! Awesome Job today!"

Mario grinned, and left the area.

Luigi dropped Bowser back to the ground, cradling his hand.

"That hurt!" he cried.

"Thats what you deserve! You should have known no one can hold the mighty Bowser at bay!"

"What kind of mighty king is so tiny?" Luigi didn't mean it as an insult. He was genuinely curios, he had never heard of a Koopa before today.

"I'm not tiny!"

"Uhm..."

"I'm actually a tall and handsome King!"

"Really?"

"Uh, yeah! But I was cursed and now here I am." Bowser crossed his arms. 

"Well, how do you break it?"

"Kiss me!" Bowser commanded.

"What?!" Luigi jumped back.

"You must kiss me! That will break the curse."

"I-I'm not kissing a turtle."

"Koopa!"

"I'm not kissing a Koopa."

"Do you know who I am?! I am King Bowser! I am the most powerful person in the world! How dare you defy me--"

Luigi lifted Bowser up into his hand again. "You were saying?"

Bowser growled. "Fine."

Luigi giggled again.  "Mario is waiting, c'mon!" Luigi put Bowser in his pocket.

"Where are you taking me?! Wretched Human!"

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Turns out Luigi was taking him home. Bowser would have preferred his massive castle, but he had to admit Luigi's home was cozy. A step up from the dark and damp sewers. Luigi's spaghettis was also a much better than the weeds he was forced to feast on while on the pipes as well. And the soft cloths he rested with were a blessing after waking up soaked overnight.

Every night, Bowser would tell Luigi the same thing: "If you kiss me, I will give you millions in gold and a life of luxury in return." 

And every night, Luigi would chuckle and say he didn't need it. 

At first Bowser thought Luigi was annoying. The way he treated Bowser like he was a harmless pet. But slowly he began wanting to hear his giggling laughter. He began yearning for Luigi to stroke his finger through his hair. He became desperate to be held in his warm hands. He wouldn't mind if things stayed like this forever...

But Bowser had a Kingdom to run. Bowser had a world to take over! And a child to take care of! So he continued to ask every night, "If you kiss me, I will give you millions in gold and a life of luxury in return."

Until one night, Luigi agreed. He let out a pitiful chuckle, eyes sad. "I don't think my kiss will help all that much," he sighed. "But if you really want it that badly, I'll give it to you."

And so, Luigi's kissed him. His lips were soft and warm, but gone in an instant as Bowser was transported back to his kingdom in his regular size. 

The curse was broken! The Koopa subjects rejoiced at the return of their missing King, and were more excited than ever to continue their mission to take over the world. So excited they didn't think twice about why Bowser wanted a third of his treasure to be locked away in a secure vault. They didn't even question when Bowser introduced a new protocol called 'Code Green' let alone why it entailed what it did. They were just happy to have their king back!

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TIME SKIP||MANY YEARS LATER: MARIO'S SECOND MISSION TO RESCUE PRINCESS PEACH, LUIGI'S FIRST

The Darklands were just as scary and just as hot as Mario had always described them to be. Luigi had removed his gloves, using them as sweat rags. Mario however didn't seem affected, as he marched determined to rescue Princess Peach. Luigi knew his brother really liked the Princess, he could see why! She was beautiful, smart, and brave! But even she was no match for this Koopa King, who kept kidnaping her in an attempt to form a political marriage. And so Mario was once again going to rescue her, this time with Luigi by his side.

Luigi wasn't sure why his brother wanted his help, what help would Luigi be?! But Mario insisted that Luigi was the only one that could help him, and how could he say no to his brother and best friend?

After fighting their way through the castle they reached the throne room, where Peach was placed in a cage, swinging from the ceiling. And below her on the throne sat King Bowser, the one who kept kidnapping Peach.

"Mario!" Princess Peach cheered, seeing her rescuers. "And Luigi--"

"MARIO!" Bowser roared, cutting off Princess Peach. "You're too late! Soon, the mushroom Kingdok will be--" Bowser stopped mid-sentence, finally noticing the man in green.

The entire room was silent, and very very awkward. 

"Uhm, you were saying?" Mario motioned for Bowser to continue.

"CODE GREEN!"

Koopa servants and solders flooded the room in a frenzy. Mario went to fight the soilders, before realizing they were releasing Princess Peach. Princess Peach looked confused herself, not sure what this code green was or why it meant she was being set free. Meanwhile the servants were surrounding Luigi, laying out a fancy red carpet from exactly where his feet stood to the throne. They also began lining it with vases filled with treasure. In minutes, the result was princess peach standing free on Mario's left, and Luigi on Mario's right surrounded by treasure and servants standing at attendance.

"What's Happening?" Luigi whispered to Mario.

"How should I know?!" Mario hissed, panicked. 

"You're the one that's been here before!" Luigi waved his arms franticly.

Bowser approached Luigi, and bowed to him. 

"Luigi, I have anxiously awaited the day we reunite." the King said.

"Wh-What?" Luigi gasped.

"As promised, I have prepared hundreds of fortunes worth of gold, the vases you see before you being filled with just a sampling of it." He motioned to the red carpet and the treasure along it. "As well as best servants the koopa kingdom can offer, all loyal to you and shall service you for as long as you shall live."

"It is an honor to serve you, Luigi." the servants declared.

"Wh-What are you talking about?!" Luigi cried.

"In return for breaking my curse, I promised you millions in gold and a life of luxury in return."

Luigi's jaw dropped. This was Luigi's pet turtle, from years ago. The one he swore could talk. The one who disappeared right before his eyes, a few weeks after he had adopted him. The one who claimed he was a a tall and handsome king, cursed to be tiny. The one who wasn't lying. 

"Luigi, what is he talking about?!" Mario shouted. 

"I-I can explain!" Luigi turned to his brother.

"Princess Peach, I regret to inform you that a political marriage will no longer be available." Bowser said.

Princess Peached rolled her eyes. "Oh no, I'm so disappointed." she said, sarcastically. 

"Thank you for your understanding."

"Wait, your just giving up?" Mario turned back to Bowser. "After everything you've done?!"

"I must, as now that the one I am in love with is here I refuse to peruse any political marriage. I will be focusing my efforts and resources on courting Luigi for a genuine marriage."

Luigi fainted.

THE END

Again, all of this was for MY enjoyment. and I enjoyed it! So IDC that the ending in unsatisfying! But thank you all for reading, and I hope you still enjoyed it regrardless!