VLD oneshot — Lance // Lotor’s Galra Generals — "LilanGran"

Welcome to CRACKSHIPS TAKEN SERIOUSLY With WogWoman :)))

 I saw this:

(Credit to the artist, if you know who that is lmk)

I think there were more parts to it but idk. Anyway, I loved it! I wasn't sure what to do at first, but I know what to do now lol!

I've also changed the meaning of 'Vrepid Sa' lol.

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Lance had no idea how he got away with this so many times. Team Voltron had been on edge for a long time lately, the Galra attacks getting more frequent. Plus the new Prince Lotor and his Team stirring trouble for them. They were all on edge and high alert. 

So the fact that Lance had been sneaking out to party on every single planet they'd stopped on lately, and was getting away with it! Was unexpected. Lance had his suspicions that the team did know about his little night out, but simply didn't care enough to stop him. And hey, Lance had no problem with that! After all they each had their ways of coping in this war. Lance going out and grinding on the dance floor(and occasionally getting shit-faced drunk)just happened to be his.

So yeah, Lance had his explanations as to how he had gotten away with sneaking out to clubs. But there was one thing he was surprised hadn't been found out yet: His poly-relationship with Lotor's Generals. 

It all had happened so fast! It was on one of Lance's clubbing trips when he saw the poly-group(?) out clubbing themselves. They had stared at eachother for a few minutes, waiting to see who would attack first. But when no one did, there was a silent truce. This was neutral territory, and they were just here to unwind. No battle needed to be started.

Lance actually ended up having a few drinks with the galra girls. Zethrid was a loud and roudy drunk, and  Narti--despite her muteness--was actually quite chatty telepathicly. She always had an interesting story to tell it seemed. Ezor was a great dancer, and Lance found himself joining her on the dancefloor. Acxa was often the one who stayed sober to handle them all. However she explained that feeling proud and responsible for something not relating to the war was what made her happy and relaxed. 

Both Lotor and Lance's teams landed on the same planets after every battle, wether they knew it or not. So Lance ended up meeting the girls at lot at the clubs. He began to fit into their clubbing routine, and eventually their relationship as well. Lance was shocked to hear that Lotor had given him his blessing, along with a Galra-style 'shovel talk'(relayed to him by the others). Lance hated to admit to his girlfriends that he hadn't told his team yet, that he was afraid to. But they were very understanding. After all they were supposed to be enemies. Lance had every right to fear Lotor's reaction, and they had the same right to fear Voltron's. 

So for now, they simply enjoyed their clubbing dates all together. Nothing bad had happened yet, right?

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Team Voltron had been working on a group training challenge for the last few days. It had taken them a long time to get the hang of, but for the first time they actually passed the level! Keith had blocked a hot from Shiro with his sword bu cutting off the robots head. It flew to Hunk, who caught it and flung it at the last three robots. Two conked to the ground, and Lance shot the last one down. 

The team cheered at their success.

"Good job team!" Shiro grinned.

Keith gave a small smirk, he was happy they passed.

"FUCK YEAH!" Pidge cheered.

"Language!"

"Finally! We did it!" Hunk cheered.

"GropTrill! YEAH!" Lance cheered the Galran term. 

"Wait, what?" Pidge turned to Lance.

"Huh?" Lance lowered his cheering hands.

"What did you say?"

"I said yeah? I was cheering--"

"No,  before that." Hunk asked. "What was that weird word."

"Oh, GrogTrill?" Lance clarifying.

"Yeah that." Keith spoke up. "That doesn't sound like Spanish, or Altean."

"Oh, yeah! Its, uh, Galran!" Lance answered truthfully. "Its a celebration word. Means something like 'We did it'!"

"When did you have time to learn Galran?" Pidge asked. "Even I can't understand the language."

"Hey, I'm already Bilingual! Its always been easy for me to learn other languages since I learned English." Lance raised his head high. "You may be tech smart, but I'm word smart!"

Pidge rolled her eyes. "Thats not a thing."

Before Lance could counter, Shiro spoke up.

"Answer the Question though, Lance." he said. "When did you learn Galran?"

"And what can you say?" Hunk asked, happily curious now. 

"I can't say much," Lance admitted. "I know words like GrogTrill, Lilangran, and the classic 'verpid sa'."

"What do they mean?" Keith asked.

"Well I learned that Vrepid Sa is a declaration of devotion. Most of the Galra we fight claim it in the name of the empire, and that they're loyal to Zarkon. But its also used to tell your Lilangran. Lilangran means lover."

"Huh, you sure learned a lot of romantic words Lance." Pidge raised an eyebrow.

"What can I say, I'm a hopeless romantic!" Lance pretended to swoon. 

The team laughed, or rolled their eyes with a chuckle. They seemed to forget about the question of where and when he learned these words. Lance was grateful for that, he didn't like lying to his team. Before they could even have the chance to remember the question either, the castle's alarms went off. Corran and Alurra cried out through the intercoms that Lotor and his Generals had just landed on a desolate planet. She was sure they were up to no good, and they had to get down there and stop them! The Team suited up and quickly flew their lions to the planet.

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Team Voltron tracked through the desert planet to where Lotor and his team had landed. There seemed to be a small Galran base. But it looked different than any other they had seen. There were gaurds and such, but when Pidge scanned it, they learned: There was no Prison, Database, or control room. They had no idea what this base could be for! But they knew it had to be for evil. So they decided to infiltrate it. Once they did--almost too easily--they split up to look for clues.

Lance, did not look for clues. He looked for his girlfriends instead. He had rested his bayard at his side, and was simply leisurely wandering through the halls of said 'base'. Lance had realized a few minutes before they split up what this place was: It was a house. It had a large kitchen and dining room, many bedrooms and activity rooms, and three different lounges!

Four actually, because Lance finally found his lovers in the fourth one. They sat in a circle cuddling, when they looked up and saw him.

"Babe!" Ezor cheered. She rushed up to him and lifted him into her arms.

"Lance!" Zethrid thundered up to him, and gave him a big hug too.

Narti came from behind and wrapped her arms(and tail)around Lance from behind. She didn't say anything(out loud or in his mind), but sent good vibes.

"Darling," Acxa greeted, giving him a kiss on the cheek.

"Hey girls!" Lance grinned. He gave them each a peck on the cheek. 

"What are you doing here?" Acxa asked.

"Misson with Voltron." Lance shrugged. "They think you and Lotor are up to no good. Investigating this 'base' split up right now."

"How long do you think it will take for them to realize this is our vacation house?" Ezor giggled.

"I'd say...15 minutes!" Zethrid roared with laughter.

Lance faked gasped. "You truley think that little of my team?"

"Yes." Narti said telepathically.

"Narti!" Lance fake gasped again. "Such betrayl!"

Acxa pulled Lance into her lap. "get over here, Lance."

Lance squeaked at Acxa's sudden affection. She held him tightly and hid her face into Lance's neck.

"Acxa, whats up?" Lance asked, concerned. "You're not normally this cuddly."

Acxa grumbled to herself.

"Some guy tried to hit on her at our last diplomatic mission." Ezor said.

"WHAT?!" Lance gasped.

"Oh don't worry," Zethrid said. "Acxa totally sucker punched the pathetic Galra Soilder."

"But those kind of things do take a tole on her" Narti said.

"Thats why we're here. Lotor's giving us two days off, to calm down."

"I'm glad your here with us right now," Acxa spoke up. "They'll be better with you here."

Lance sighed sadly. "I wish I could stay, but--"

They could hear shouting from down the halls, fast approaching.

"Lance, this place is empty!" it was Pidge. "Not a single computar, or anyone even here--"

Pidge made it to the open doorway, and saw Lance in Acxa lap while sitting in a circle with Lotor's generals. She was in frozen shock for a bit, before so many thoughts ran through her head, Did Lance flirt his way into not getting killed? Were the Generals drugged? Was Lance--

"Well, uh, you asked me how I knew Romantic Galran Words!" Lance said, blushing.

"Wait....no. Lance, no." Pidge groaned.

"Uh....yeah?"

"Lance..you're dating all four of Lotor's Generals." Pidge sighed.

"Yup," Lance said. 

"B-But its not like I told them any Voltron Secrets!" Lance cried out.

"We didn't tell him any Galra Secrets either," Narti said to Pidge telepathicly. 

"Yeah, we're just whole heartedly LilanGrans!" Ezor smiled happily.

"Thats not gonna be a problem, it it?" Zethrid rasied his fist.

"Zethrid!" Lance scolded.

"I can't belive this..." Pidge seemed more frustrated than betrayed. That was good? "Shiros gonna blow a casket!"

"W-Wait, you're not gonna tell him are you?!" Lance asked.

"What--YES! Of course I'm gonna tell him! Imma tell everyone!"

"No! You can't!"

"Unless," Pidge smirked. 

Lance glared. "Ah, there it is."

"What?" Acxa asked.

"Pidge wants a bribe."

"Yup," Pidge giggled. "You Galra ladies give me all the information you have on Sam and Matthew Holt. And Lance, you give me you're space squishmellow. In return, my lips are seeled. Heck, this entire mission won't even matter."

"I think we can do that." Acxa and the others agreed.

"Pidge you monster!" Lance cried. "You dare take Blue Jr from me?!"

"Deal or No Deal?"

"Deal." Lance grumbled. 

…

Lance performed the devastating funeral-like march as he handed Blue Jr off to Pidge. The things he did for his LilanGrans…Pidge smirked and hugged the squishmellow close to her.

“Pleasure doing business with you,” she smirked.

“I’ll get you for this Pidge,” Lance glared. “I’ll rescue Blue Jr just you wait!”

“Ah! Ah! Ah! I don’t think you will~”

Lance suddenly got an idea, and smirked back. “Well fine, if you wanna be smug about it. That just means you won’t get to hear anything about my LilanGrans.”

“Ew, why would I wanna hear about your girlfriends?” Pidge scoffed. But she was really curious deep down, and Lance knew it.

Lance stayed silent, and simply waited for her to cave. “UHG FINE.” She cried out and shoved Blue Jr back into Lance’s arms.

“BABY!” Lance cheered.

“But I at least wanna barrow her!”

“Fine Fine!” Lance waved her away. “Now, where were we…”

“You were gonna tell me about—“

“I was talking to Blue Jr.”

“YOU IDIOT—“ Pidge tackled Lance

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Everyone kept their end of the bargain. Lance would hand over Blue Jr every time Pidge asked to barrow her, no questions asked. Ezor, Narti, Acxa, and Zethrid sent over everything they had on Pidge’s missing family. It was quite a lot, and they promised to send over anything else that came up.

And in return, Pidge kept a tight lip. Well, as tight as you’d expect her to be able to. She never said where Lance went in the deep night, or why his tracking tech would suddenly cut out on missions to certain galra bases. BUT—Pidge was still a little teasing shit. She would make little picks at Lance about his relationship. In front of everyone! 

They’d be relaxing in the lounge as a team, and Keith would tease Lance about fauning over every Alein girl they met. And Pidge would pipe up saying something about how “Lance only likes women who can kick his ass.” Everyone would laugh, but Lance would just blush and give Pidge a glare. One of these days she was gonna spill everything(wether on purpose or not), he just knew it.

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In the end, it was not Pidge that revealed the secret: It was Lotor and his Generals! It was when Voltron had agreed to meet Prince Lotor for a meeting, in hopes of creating an alience and ending the war. Lance was obviously more excited than he let on. This could be it, the solution to everything! His sneaking out, his relationship, the war! It was finally all coming together.

Pidge giggled at Lance bouncing on his heels in excitement. They all stood in a Galran throne roommate, awaiting Lotor and his team. The doors were guarded, but also left completely wide open. It created a sense of safety and trust that none of this was a trap. However Lance and Pidge could see that everyone else was still very suspicious. Alurra and Shiro were successfully concealing it, but Keith wore a glare while Hunk a nervous frown.

“Chill out Hunk,” Lance said. “Sure they’ve been our enemies in the past. But imagine how cool it will be to have them on our side! To be our friends!”

Hunk’s shoulder’s relaxed, and he gave a slight smile. The promise of friendship always gave him hope.

And Lance really wanted Hunk’s approval in his relationship, as silly as it was. 

Finally, Lotor and his Generals walked in. Lance had seen Lotor before when Alurra would show his picture in mission briefings. He was dressed professionally as always. Lance had made sure that his paladin armor was extra shiny and that he looked his best, because he wanted to make a good first ‘in person ‘ impression. Even if Lotor had already given his blessing. His Girlfriends however, had a different objective in this meeting apparently: to make Lance as red as a fire truck. They didn’t wear their armor, but instead the kind of clothes they would wear to the clubs. Except they decided to dress in their best-est outfits, the ones they knew Lance loved on them. Ezor wore her short bright orange dress. Narti wore her ‘alt’ outfit, but kept her cloak. Acxa wore her tank top to reveal her strong arms. Zethrid apparently had no chill, and wore her most skin tight clothing that stuck to her hot af mussels. Lance was already a sweating and blushing mess.

They all made their way to eachother, and met in the middle of the room. Alurra began to raise her hand to shake Lotor’s in greeting, but Lotor walked straight past her. He instead greeted Lance, and shook his hand. The others looked totally shocked at Lotor’s behavior, but also confused. Why was Lotor doing this? Didn’t he know that this was a secret— 

Lance suddenly remembered last night…

Lance was on a call with his girlfriends, the night before the big allience meeting.

“C’mon Lance!” Zethrid cried.

“We’re gonna be allies!” Ezor cheered. “So we don’t have to hide anymore!”

“I know, but…” Lance hesitated.

“You’re not ashamed of us, are you?” Acxa raised an eyebrow.

“No! Of Course not!” 

Narti poked her head into frame. She couldn’t talk to him telepathically over call, so she signed like Lance taught her instead. “Then tell them. Tonight.”

“Tonnight?!”

“Its the only way.”

Lance sighed. “Okay. I’ll tell them. But its getting late. So I have to do it now or never!”

“we believe in you!” They all cheered and then hung up.

Lance had made it to the lounge where everyone was. He was about to speak up, tell them everything, when the alarms went off. It wasn’t the galra, but a planet still needed help. It was a long fight that lasted well into the night. The team went to sleep right away after, and Lance didn’t get the chance to tell his tea, of his lovers.

Crap! Lance realized. They think that my team knows! But I didn’t get to tell them yet! And there was no way Lance could explain now, it was too late! Well, if it was gonna happen. It was gonna happen.

Lotor shook Lance’s hand, and placed another one on top in a tender way. “Lance, Blue Paladin,” he greeted. “Its an honor to finally meet you in person.”

Lance nodded, but didn’t say any words. He could see his team very confused, and Pidge’s look of dread.

“I must say I’ve heard so much about you—“

“UHM THIS IS PRINCESS ALURRA!” Lance quickly said, pulling Lotor over to her. “You know, our leader!”

“Of course,” Lotor said. He shook Alurra’s hand and bowed. “I meant no disrespect in shaking the Blue Paladin’s hand first.”

“Its alright,” Alurra said slowly.

“I’ve just been looking forward to meeting him—“

“Well hey wow, you guys sure took your time getting here!” Pidge spoke up this time. 

“Pidge!” Shiro scolded her.

Pidge ignored it. “Lets get this meeting started, huh?”

Lance silently thanked Pidge with all his heart as a the others nodded and began to make their way to the meeting hall. 

The generals however hung back near Lance. They all started down at him, dammit why was he the shortest?!

"You didn't tell them yet, did you?" Acxa stated.

Lance shook his head.

"Lance!" Ezor said sadly. "You said you would!"

"And I was just about to! But then the alarms rang and we had a late night mission, and it was so late when we got back we all just fell asleep!"

"Lance calm down," Narti placed a hand on his shoulder.

"This one isn't on you." Zethrid said.

"Thanks guys--"

"But we're done hiding." Acxa declared.

"What?" Lance asked.

Zethrid lifted Lance into his arms, princess carry. "They'll just have to find out now instead."

"WHAT?!"

"Yup! Through unfiltered LOVIN~!" Ezor nuzzled Lance's face.

"No! Wait! Narto Help!" 

Narti leaned into Lance's face, and pecked him on the lips. Betrayl!

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Team Voltron and Lotor all entered the meeting room, but it seemed Lance and Lotor's generals had lagged behind a bit.

"Prince Lotor, I am so sorry about Lance." Alurra began. "I must confess he is probably flirting with your femakle generals and delaying them."

"I would expect nothing less of him," Lotor said casually.

"Whats that supposed to mean?!" Keith shouted. Was this guy saying he expected Lance to be silly? How rude!

"Well, isnt that what one is expected to do with their LilanGran?" Lotor asked.

"Lance said that word before," Shiro said. "What did it mean again?"

Before Lotor could answer and Pidge could intervene, Lotor's generals arrived in the room, Zethrid holding Lance in her arms. Lance didn't look in danger, but he did have his arms crossed in a huffy manor while blushing a lot. 

"Ah, there you all are!" Lotor smiled. "Lance dear, I didn't get the chance before but will you join us for dinner?"

"We taught the chef's how to make those garlic knots you like!" Ezor cheered. 

"Aw really?" Lance smiled at the girls.

Zethrid finally put Lance down, and the other Generals stood around him. Acxa and Ezor casually held his hands.

"Thats a very kind offer Lotor," Alurra said. "And I'm sure we would all love to join you after the aillence and treaty are discussed."

"Oh, I'm so sorry Princess, but I meant just Lance." Lotor looked like he felt really bad. "However tomorrow night we would love to host you all!"

Alurra looked incredibly insulted. Why Lotor treating Lance like the leader of Voltron? That title belonged to her! Before she could express this, Hunk did instead. Albeit calmer.

"I don't mean to be rude, but why are you giving Lance special treatment?" Hunk asked. "This is your first time meeting him! Any of us--"

"Yes, I've been so excited!" Lotor clapped his hands. "As I tried to say earlier, the Generals talk about dear Lance all the time! I've only been able to relay messages to him through them though--"

"Excuse me?!" Shiro stood up, losing his cool a bit. "What do you mean, relay messages to him?"

"Lance!" Hunk gasped, shocked. "Are you...a traitor?"

"Guys no!" Pidge stood up. "Its not like that!"

"Yeah!" Lance finally spoke up. "I would never betray Voltron!"

"Then what are these 'messages' Lotor sent you? Why to the Generals 'talk about you all the time'?!" Keith growled.

"Lance, what are you hiding from us?" Alurra demanded to know. 

Lotor looked worried, scared he had done something wrong. He went to speak up, but his generals stopped him.

"Sir," Acxa said, grabbing his attention. "He was unable to tell his team last night like we thought."

"Oh." Lotor gasped. "Oh dear, I've said too much--"

"Its okay," Ezor said. "He needed to fess up anyway!"

"Do not worry Lotor. Lance will not hate you for this." Narti said.

"Yeah! And don't worry, he'll still come for dinner!" Zethrid roared with laughter.

"Lance!" Shiro yelled. "Answer the question!"

Lance stood in silent shock. He wanted to tell them everything, right there! But their angry glares and asumptions, it made him so scared. He couldn't even move. 

Thank god for Pidge getting the ball rolling. "For goodness sakes!" she yelled. "Lance and Lotor's Generals are LilanGrans!" she yelled.

"What is a LilanGran?!" the team screamed.

"It means Lover in Galran." Lance finally spoke up. "Remember?"

The room had gone silent, and everyone stared in shock at Lance. Not for long, because questions began to fly everywhere. What? How? Where did you meet? When did this happen? Your dating all of them? You didn't tell them anything about Voltron have you? Is this why you know Galran?

Lance happily answered all of them, his Galra Girlfriends by his side, until his teammates were calm and satisfied.

"I can't say I'm happy with you for keeping secrets Lance," Shiro sighed. 

"However given our reactions to your hints, I can see why you did." Alurra admitted.

"I can't beleive I thought you were a traitor, I'm so sorry." Hunk said.

"I forgive you." Lance smiled. "I'm just glad we can all be happy now."

Everyone happily agreed and the meeting finally began--

"WAIT A SECOND." Keith stood up and shouted. "HOW DID PIDGE ALREADY KNOW?!"

THE END

This totally dragged on lol but was fun to do.

VLD Oneshot -- Pidge // Lance (PLATONIC PLANCE) -- First Period

 Pidge on her period Fics! Always a laugh, woo! But I've never seen one about her FIRST period. So here we are!

TW WARNINGS:

The following language:

- Menstral Cycle

- Period

- Birth Control 

- "The Pill"

Over Exaggerated Period: Blood flowing down the legs, unreasonably painful cramps, unrealistic mood swings. 

Fun Fact! I don't often get bad periods. I've been on Birth Control pills the majority of my life. Some so extreme that I would only get my period 3 or 4 times a YEAR! So when I do end up getting a period, its not that intense(except for the first day). Light Flow, no cramps. I do get really emotional tho. 

So yeah, thats why this is written so exagerated lol

OOC Team: OOC as in none or them know what a women's period is lol. Well, Corran and Alurra not knowing makes sense. But still...

EXTRA OOC Shiro: Out of Character, because him(a 25 year old)not knowing what a women's period is made me laugh :)

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Pidge awoke to blood. So so much blood; it covered her pants, legs, and sheets. What had happened?! This was not here yesterday, they didn't even go on any missions or battles! She was hyperventilating. Was she dying? She had to be! Her pussy was bleeding! She began to cry, but pulled herself together before she could outright sob. She had a team who would support her, she needed to find them. 

Pidge wobbled out of bed, and felt a stabbing in her side. That couldn't be good, she really was dying! She felt very gross as the blood squished around as she made her way to the lounge. 

Everyone was in there - well, Lance was missing. But he always slept in. She hoped she could see him before she died. Oh god, she was wanting to see Lance; this had to be the end! She stood in the doorway, close to tears. It was hurting to move. The rest of the team turned to look at her, and gasped. It was probably weird to see her so emotional.

"Pidge, are you alright?" Alurra asked carefully and concerned. 

"Pidge! You're bleeding!" Hunk gasped.

Sure enough, blood was dripping down her legs. Hunk ran to Pidge, crouched down and held her arms. He looked her over, she didn't look good.

"What happened?!" Keith yelled.

Pidge cried out. "I-I don't know! I just woke up to blood and pain! I...I'm dying!"

"Oh my god..." Shiro gasped. "We have to get her to a healing pod!"

Corran and Shiro tried to lift Pidge, but she screamed out in more pain as they jostled her. They instead laid her down on the couch for Corran to scan. 

"The scan says she's fine," Corran said.

"She's obviously not!" Keith yelled.

"Then there's only one explaination..." Hunk trailed off.

They all turned to look down at Pidge. She really was dying!

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Lance entered the lounge to a strange sight: The majority of his team was in tears as Pidge laid on the couch in pain. 

"Whats going on?!" Lance cried out

"I...I'm dying!" Pidge cried out.

"WHAT?!" 

"Its true," Keith said. It was weird to see him with misty eyes, even if tears didn't fall yet. 

"Th-Theres blood everywhere and she's in so much pain," Hunk sniffled.

"And Corran's medical scans didn't pick up anything." Shiro said. 

"What, so the only explanation is sudden death?!"

"Lance please," Alurra wiped her tears but more just kept coming. "We've done all we can."

Lance looked over at Pidge, and saw the blood was coming from her lower region. He finally caught on and rolled his eyes. Pidge must be playing a joke on them all, and Shiro was playing along or something.

"Oh HA HA!" Lance yelled out. "Very funny Pidge."

"W-What..?" Pidge looked up at Lance with weak eyes.

"I get it now. C'mon fess up, you're worrying everyone!"

"What are you talking about?" Pidge choked out, now scared and confused. 

Lance looked at her face, and his eyes widened. He remembered Pidge had run away from home when she was 13, and pretended to be a boy for two years at the garrison. That meant she not only ran away from home at a young age, but did not attend the women's health class. Oh crap this...this was her first period. No wonder the scans showed up blank for Corran, nothing was wrong! Pidge just got her first period and thought she was dying, and no one else apparently knewn what a period was. Wait a minute--

"What the--Shiro!" Lance turned to the Black Paladin. "How do you not know what this is?!"

"I don't have all the answers, Lance." Shiro said solemnly. "I wish I did. I wish we could save Pidge--"

Lance facepalmed, and groaned in frustration. "You're all idiots..."

"Lance, now is not the time for jokes!" Alurra scolded. "Pidge is-"

"Pidge isn't dying." Lance deadpanned. 

"I sure feel like it!" Pidge sobbed. "What else could this be?!" She wailed.

Lance sighed and lifted Pidge up in his arms. Pidge didn't cry out, because Lance was careful with her. The team tried to stop him, but they gave him an intense look. He told them to trust him, and they reluctently nodded. He said he's taking Pidge back to her room, and that he would hand off the bloddied clothes and sheets to them. He instructed them to wash them with cold water, and dry them so they. were very warm and soft. They nodded, and Lance took Pidge to her room. 

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Lance placed Pidge on her feet in her bathroom, and got a hot shower running. While it warmed up, he turned to Pidge. She was still inconsolable. 

"Pidge, I need you to take deep breathes." he said

Pidge tried, but she was having trouble not crying. 

"Pidge, I promise you are not dying." he insisted.

"B-But-"

"Pidge, everything thats happening right now is completely normal and natural."

"How?!" Pidge yelled.

"I promise I will explain everything when you're all clean, okay?"

"I..I don't...I just--"

Lance shushed her, and instructed her through some deep breaths. She was finally able to do so. Lance helped her out of her clothes and into the shower. He thought of Pidge as a little sister, and now he'd have to be the big brother she needed now more than ever. 

...

When Pidge came out of the shower, she was calmer. Her mood swing had evened out, and she was no longer sobbing or sad. Now she was just confused, and ready for answers. Lance sat her down on the bed, and looked her in the eyes. Even if periods were a natural thing, Lance was still a guy and was still a bit iffy talking about this stuff. But Pidge was relying on him to convince her she wasn't dying.

"Ok Pidge, you ran away from home really young. And Since you were pretending to be a boy, no one warned you about this." Lance said.

"Why are you telling me this?" Pidge asked.

"Because we're about to talk about something very serious that normally a mom or other...feminine figure explains. I'm a guy, but I'm gonna do my best."

"Then why are you telling me?"

"Because apparently our team is incompetent and didn't know you weren't dying! Which is so weird! Shiro is like, a full on adult! And Hunk had sisters! Apparently I'm the only one who knows what this is."

"What...What is this?" Pidge finally asked.

Lance took a deep breath. Just be blunt just be blunt just be blunt--

"Pidge, you've started your first...period." Lance said.

"My first what?" Pidge asked.

"Well, its called a 'Mesnstrual cycle' medically. But its commonly called a Period."

"But what is it?!" Pidge yelled, an angry mood swing beginning.

"Ok so every month you're gonna bleed for a week out of your...pussy. Its totally natural though! Its supposed to happen!"

"What--HOW?! WHY NOW?!" Pidge yelled.

"Well, some weirdos say this is when you're 'becoming a women'. But really this means you've officially ended puberty--"

"WHY AM I BLEEDING?!" Pidge screamed. "WHY DOES MY STOMACH HURT?!" 

"Ok, deep breath! Thats all normal!"

"HOW?!"

"Ok so the 'period' is just your body hypothetically making room for a baby?"

"What the fuck?! I'm not gonna get pregnant!"

"I said hypothetically!"

"Get out of here, pervert! You wanna knock me up!"

Lance grabbed Pidge's wrists before she could hit him. 

"Stop it Pidge! I'm not done explaining!"

"Let me go!" Pidge yelled.

"Well, the moodiness is definitely there," he grumbled.  

"HEY!"

"Thats normal though too!" Lance clarifyed.

Pidge calmed down after that for some reason, but Lance still held her wrists stable. 

Lance, as awkward as it was, was finally able to explain to Pidge what was happening. To the best of his abilities. Pidge was obviously very distressed. This was not only terrifying, but also something her mom should have been there for! She missed her mom, missed girls. Alurra was female, but she obviously didn't go through this. Pidge let Lance comfort her, laying on his lap. 

Finally the rest of the team showed up. They held fresh clothes and blankets, all warmed up by the dryer. Pidge had no idea why they felt so much better that way right now! Lance explained as quickly as he could what was going on. He also bashed a bit on Shiro(playfully)about not knowing what a period is.

"Ok so, what do we do?" Keith asked.

"Well, its up to Pidge to find out what helps her through these things." Lance explained.

"But what about now?" Hunk asked. "We don't want you to suffer, Pidge!"

"I...I don't know." Pidge sighed. "I don't know what normally helps people through these....I like the warm blankets though. " she nuzzled into the cloth.

Lance spoke up. "Normally what helps with this stuff is; chocolate(lots of it), heat(to deal with the cramps), and rest. At least thats what my sisters said."

"Then thats what we'll do." Shiro said. "We'll help you get through this Pidge."

Pidge smiled soflty.

THE END

VLD Oneshot — Lance//Lotor — Request/Gift

 Heyo~ So yeah I reconnected with an old friend and they gave me a compliment when I needed it most! So I'm writing them a oneshot to thank them lol!

Woo! So Lancelot AND Langst!

(Hello Langst my love, its been a while)

LETS GOOOOOOO!!

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This was absolutely humiliating. I, Prince Lotor of the mighty Galran empire, reduced to a prisoner of my enemies. Now, I should clarify there is no way I would have been captured so easily. I made sure I was taken on purpose, all a part of my master plan. However I never thought it was in Voltron's style to put me in chains. But here I was, actually being pulled along by the Black Paladin as they led me to whatever cell they thought would hold me. As the Black Paladin pulled me, the other Paladins had surrounded me from all sides.  The Red Paladin gaurded my back, and I could feel his glare burning into my back. The shorter Green Paladin stood just in front of the Black Paladin. The Yellow paladin was on my left while the Blue one was on my right. 

I had to admit, the Blue Paladin was quite dazzling. Clear dark skin with not a single scar upon his face, and bright blue eyes. I couldn't help but glance at him more than a few times. 

"Hey." The Yellow Paladin nudged me with his bayard in a threatening tone. "Stop look at Lance!"

"Dude!" The Blue Paladin--Lance--hissed at the other. "Don't tell him my name."

"Sorry!"

"Lance," I said aloud. "Hmm, a lovely name for a lovely paladin."

The blue paladin went red, and the black paladin tugged me forward harshly. Clearly not pleased with me and my interactions.

This truly was degrading. Being at the 'mercy' of my enemies. My teams plan was simple. Plant two tracking devices on a member of our team and let Voltron capture one of us. Voltron would find the first tracking device, and not be aware there was another. After much debate I was chosen to go in due to my sauve and calm nature. Narti would have been of no use to Voltron, she cant speak or see. Ezor and Zethrid were too intense in their own rights, and in the end no information would be gained. Acxa was simply too intimidating. I was the best option if we wanted Voltron to let their guards down unintentionally and let information slip. But only time would tell. I would have two movements until my team would use the tracking device to rescue me. 

I had two movements to manipulate Voltron. I had two movements to gain information. I had two movements, to possibly woo that Lance fellow. He was quite the visual specimen after all.

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After they had put me in a barren cell, all the Paladins had left for a while. But they returned shortly, this time with Princess Alurra and her advisor. She glared up at me from the other side of the clear wall, and everyone was silent.

"Am I to speak first?" I asked, slightly smirking.

The Blue Paladin raised an eyebrow. "I mean I guess? He already has so--"

"Lance, hush." Princess Alurra scolded.

Lance hung his head, embarrassed and upset.

"So Prince Lotor, heres how things will be playing out." Alurra crossed her arms. "You're going to tell us everything we want to know. And we will know if you are lying."

"And what makes you think I will tell you anything?" I asked.

"Your hardly in the place to deny us anything." The red paladin spoke up.

No one scolded up for his outburst, like they did the blue paladin. It began to rub me the wrong way. 

"Red Paladin, hush." I quoted Alurra.

"Do not speak to my Paladins in such tone!" Alurra shouted.

"I'm sorry, but didn't you just say the same to the blue paladin?" I asked.

Everyone turned to Lance, who blushed and looked away. They each gave a guilty look, but quckly turned back to me.

"Don't you begin to think you have any power here, you don't!" Alurra waved a finger. "Answer our questions, got it?"

"And if I don't?"

Alurra hesitated, but ignored the question. "Where is the Galran's main headquarters?" she demanded to know instead.

I didn't say a word. I instead kept my stare as before. She kept berating me with questions and demands, and I did not speak or move. Well, I did cross my arms and roll my eyes at one point. The Princess and the other paladins clearly got frustrated after a while, and left me to my cell for the next few hours.

...

During those said few hours, I was given no food or water. So Voltrons style not only turned out to be chains, but also starvation torture. At least thats what I was assuming until the Blue Paladin arrived in the dead of night. He held a plate of food and cup of water.

"Ah, Lance." I looked up at him.

"Don't call me that." Lance growled. "Its Blue Paladin to you!"

"Of course," I nodded.

"I, uh, I brought you this." The Blue Paladin said stubbornly. He opened a slot in the cell to give me my meal. 

I happily took it, quickly drinking the cup of water. After that I was able to eat the meal at a better pace.

"Thank you La-uhm, Blue Paladin." I said.

Lance nodded, and took back the plate and cup. "You know, I wasn't supposed to do that."

"Then why did you?" I asked, smirking slightly.

"You stood up for me today." Lance admitted. 

"No one has done so before? 

Lance shook his head.

"So they always treat you like dirt?"

"Look I brought you food, so we're even! Don't expect me to do it again!" Lance gathered the dishes.

"Wouldn't dream of it, Blue."

Lance huffed and stomped out of the room.

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Turned out, The Blue Paladin did do it again. And it wasn't just to be nice. Turned out we had to repay eachother quite often, due to the constant scolding I had to call the others out on. I never expected Voltron to act like this with one another! It genuinely shocked me. Multiple times a day, Lance would bring up a valid point or opinion, and he would instantly be shut down with a cruel "Shut up" or "Not now". It was as if they didn't even listen to him! I was beginning to wonder if I should take Lance with me when I was rescued, the boy deserved some respect. 

I would constantly point out the Team's Actions towards the Blue Paladin, embarrassing them slightly. In return, Lance would bring me food and water. I eventually broke down his weak walls throughout those late nights. The boy finally let me call him by his name, and even told me about their home planet. It wasn't any information valuable to the war though. However, I was genuinely starting to consider asking Lance to join my team.  Not only would it give the empire a step up and ahead in the war, but Lance was quite the lovely character. Beautiful and Confident, and also skilled beyond believe. If Voltron wasn't going to treat him with respect, my team certainly would. If Voltron lost their Blue Paladin it would be their own fault.

"Hey Lotor," Lance said, as he sat by my cell that evening.

"Greetings Lance." I said, taking the meal he provided. "Thank you again for the meal."

"Thanks again for today," Lance responded.

"You know, I asked my first night with you if they always treat you this way. I suppose I've gotten my answer."

Lance sighed. "I wanna say this is weird, like they don't normally do this! But ever since you showed it its become obvious they do."

I nodded.

Lance chuckled. "Its funny, the leader of our greatest enemies treat me better than my best friends."

"You could always make new best friends." I said, preparing my pitch.

Lance laughed. "Its hard to do that when you're always travelling the universe with the same people. I'm kinda stuck with them-"

"Why don't you travel the univirse with other people then."

"What?"

"Travel the Universe with me, and my team."

"Are you...asking me to join you?"

"Yes. I find you quite the lovely character, and your skills would be greatly appriecated by the empire and I."

Lance looked down.

I sighed. "And...I think and Ezor would get along." I grumbled. I was technically giving Voltron the information they wanted, the info they tried to starve me to get! But I trusted Lance with this, and it would help me much more than them.

"Who's Ezor?"

"She is on my team." I said. "She's always smiling and being loud. I feel--no, I know you two would be friends."

Lance nodded slowly. "She does sound great...But I can't leave. I'm a Paladin of Voltron! Saving the universe! I can't just join the enemy and destroy it."

This actually surprised me. Destroy the Univirse? That was my father Zarkon's quest, not mine! I thought the broadcast in which I introduced myself to the empire and universe had explained that? That we can have peace and be united under Galran rule. Not miserable under it! Voltron may want peace, but they want to eradicate the Galra in the process. Lotor was self aware enough to know that the Galran rule had simply been too powerful for too long to simply destroy in an instant. It needed to be let go slowly. And Lotor would see to it. 

"Destorying the universe was my fathers goal, not my own." Lotor said.

"Oh really? Then what is your goal?" Lance raised an eyebrow. 

"Why should I tell you?" Lotor said. "After all, you'll just tell your team and all of this would have been for naught."

Lance looked down. "I...I won't tell them."

"Really? What if I were to say that I had a huge Robeast that would destroy Voltron and thus save the univirse? You still wouldn't tell them?"

Lance shook his head. "I don't think your the type to do that. Besides, I thought you didn't like 'the witch'?" he chuckled.

"Correct, that is not my plan at all."

I sat up straighter. "I want to unite the universe under Galran rule. That way there can be peace within our empire, not misery. I had said as much when I broadcasted my introduction to the Galran throne."

"Huh...you did, didn't you?" Lance said.

I nodded. "If you were to join me Lance, we would be fighting for the same cause: Peace."

Lance held himself tightly and repeated, "We would...wouldn't we?"

"And you'd be respected while doing it."

Thats what finally convinced Lance. It must have been, because he slammed the button against the cell and the door opened. I slowly stepped out, and looked down at Lance. He grabbed my hand, leading me to what I had to assume would be the escape pods.

"Get your tracking device set up." he said. "I know you have another one."

My eyes widened. "H-How did you know?"

"I'm not an idiot! We captured you way too easily, and we found that first tracking device too fast. You've had a plan this whole time."

"You truly are unappreciated here. How many times did you try to bring this up to them?"

"I gave up after the fourth try."

Lance threw open the door to a escape pod. "Get it." he demanded. 

"Of course, Lance." I smirked.

And with that, we flew far away from the Castle of Lions and Voltron. My plan was truly a success, gaining an advantage over Voltron...and a new friend.

THE END

VLD Drabble — Kolivan x Lance — Flowers

 Idea from my friend Dorothy: “In Galra culture, when gifted a certain flower its a sign of courtship. Lance, did not know this.”

Some Classic Culture shock Kolivance! YAY!

(Also Im lazy so im not gonna write it but: Kolivan // Lance pinining for each other is already established. So they already activly have crushes on eachother(but are not dating yet)KAY BYE)

LETS GOOOOO!!!

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When the Blade of Mamora revealed to Voltron they had a large headquarters base on a planet, they were quite interested The Blade almost always settled on high tech bases in space, never on a planet. The Galran had come from the long gone planet Diebazal, and had never had a planet of their own since. But apparently Kolivan and a few other high Ranking Blades wanted to bring their most trusted allies to what they were hoping to call their home after the war was over. 

It was once a lonely planet until the BOM discovered it. Now, it was home to the rare peaceful Galra. It was almost just like their original Diebazal. All the same culture, foods, plants, and buildings. It was like a fresh start. That’s probably why they named it Diebazal 2.0. 

Hunk had to smack Lance when he chuckled at the name. But come on, that was funny! Lance imagine that’s what Earth would start calling Mars if they ever made it there. 

But anyway! There they were, Team Voltron on the Galra’s new planet. It was a Junta society, so the BOM were technically the government. They asked if that meant Kolivan was technically their ruler, but he shook his head.

“I lead the Blade of Mamora in the war.” Kolivan explained. “However Diebazal 2.0 is meant to be a refuge for the peaceful Galra trying to escape it. So they have a different Galra running things here. However they actively must work with us and our side of the BOM.”

Alurra nodded. “Out of respect, we should sign an alience and treaty with them.”

“Correct.”

“Other than that,” Shiro spoke up. “Will our team be allowed to explore and interact with the planet and its people?”

“Yes. We want the people here to have hope that they will not be discriminated against after the war in complete.”

And so after meeting briefly with the Leader of Diebazal 2.0, the Paladins were allowed to explore the planet and its people.

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While all the other paladins went to explore the market and villages, Lance stuck by Kolivan. The rest of the team thought it was very mature (and strangely OOC sacrificial) of him to help Kolivan with his work instead of relaxing with them. But really, Lance just wanted to spend some more time with his crush. Besides, surely Kolivan wouldn’t stay in the base all day, right? Kolivan may be a serious guy, but Lance knew even he needed fresh air. 

“Thanks you Blue Paladin Lance for assisting me.” Kolivan said, as he stacked the rest of his paperwork.

“No problem Kolivan!” Lance smiled happily at Kolivan’s praise. 

“Now that we are completed in here, perhaps you will join me in the market?”

“Are you asking me out on a date~” Lance smirked. He was joking, but part of him hoped.

“I am unsure of what the term ‘date’ means. However I need to take note of what stock the market to avoid any possible shortage of resources for the planet.”

“Oh, ok.” Lance said. He grumbled a bit in his head though.

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Kolivan was glad that Lance came to join him today. Despite the work he had to do, he was enjoying his time with the Blue Paladin he fancied. The two walked around the markets. Kolivan would ask certain merchants how stock was, and then they would move on. But Kolivan loved the way that Lance smiled in wonder at everything being sold.

However, Kolivan couldn’t help noticing everyone else loved it too. He should have known the Blue Paladin would catch others eyes. He wanted to put his arm around Lance and growl, claim to the entire planet that Lance was his. 

Kolivan and Lance reached the herbal area of the Market; where fruits, veggies, plants, and flowers of all sorts were sold. The merchants looked in awe at Lance. Lance seemed to notice, and waved happily at the attention. Suddenly, all the merchants held out the Jarrinirekin flower from their stands to him. The Jarrinirekin flower was meant to court others in love. Kolivan became very angry. Lance obviously didn’t know the meaning, because he happily took them all and thanked those whom gave it to them. By the time they had left the herbal area, Lance had a bouquet in his arms and Kolivan’s was shaking in fury.

“Kolivan are you ok?” Lance asked.

“I am fine, Blue Paladin.” Kolivan lied.

“Sorry I took so many flowers.” Lance said. “They’re all just so pretty!”

“Yes, they are. But they have a certain meaning to the Galra.” Kolivan said. “They are meant as a confession of admiration and love.”

Lance smirked. He took a flower from his bundle and handed it to Kolivan. “I know.” 

Lance walked forward while Kolivan’s stood, a frozen blushing mess.

THE END

(Damn lance smooth)

VLD Drabble — Keith//Hunk — ‘i never thought i’d get hit by this love bug again”

 (Why yes, I DO ship this! Causally, but I ship it dammit!)

So I 10/10 recommends this fic:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/31633115/chapters/78283001 

Its so cute!

HOWEVER! Its 3/? And not completed! It “ends” right as we get to the LoveBug stuff! So here I am, continuing it from where it left off because I need to satisfy myself.

Obvi please read the fic before you read this, and

LETS GOOOOOOOO!!

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“A LOVE BUG?!” Hunk shrieked. 

Corran and Pidge covered their ears, But Keith just made his way back to Hunk’s arm. He nuzzled it and sighed happily, saying how much he loved Hunk’s voice.

“Oh boy he’s in deep!” Pidge smirked.

“Pidge! What do I do?!” Hunk yelled again.

“Uh, Enjoy it?” Lance joked, walking into the med bay. 

Hunk squinted his eyes at Lance. “How much did you hear?” He demanded to know.

“I heard enough.” Lance smirked. “I mean, c’mon! Enjoy this man, your crush is in love with you!”

Everyone in the room gasped at the reveal of Hunk’s secret.

“LANCE!” Hunk cried out.

“Sorry!”

Keith looked up at Hunk from under his eyelashes. “I’m your crush?” He giggled, leaning up at Hunk.

“Can this get any worse?”

Shiro and Alurra entered the med bay.

Yes, Hunk thought to himself. Yes it can. 

“What is all this commotion?” Alurra asked. “Why are you all in the med bay?”

“Oh, we were checking on Keith and his nasty little bug bite!” Corran smiled.

“I thought it wasn’t dangerous?” Shiro asked. “Keith are you….ok?” Shiro was obviously just noticing Keith’s position.

“I’m great Shiro!” Keith smiled brightly, very out of character for him.

Shiro sighed. “What did the bug do?”

“IT WAS A LOVE BUG!” Pidge yelled, laughing madly. “And Keith is in love with Hunk!”

Lance and Pidge lost it again, and Shiro and Alurra groaned. Keith held onto Hunk even tighter, and Hunk blushed so hard he wasn’t sure if he was yellow paladin but the red one.

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“I’m your crush! I’m your crush!” Keith happily chanted as he walked behind Hunk. He was absolutely giddy.

“OK YEAH FINE!” Hunk yelled. “YOUR MY CRUSH! HAPPY?!”

“Yes!” Keith jumped into Hunk’s arms.

Hunk sighed. He reluctantly patted Keith’s back with a ‘yeah, yeah’ until Keith finally let go. 

Hunk hated Keith’s smile. As happy as he looked, it just wasn’t him.

“Ok Keith, deep breath.” Hunk said to Keith. “I know your happy—“

“I’m really happy!” Keith said. “I’m your crush! Someone so cool and kind like Hunk likes me!”

Hunk was slightly taken aback by that. “You…you think I’m cool?”

“Yeah! Your Hayward turns into that huge cannon and you go all —. KABLAM! KABLAM! KABLAM! — and all the bad guys are gone so fast! You fly so sturdy and flip around in yellow, and…gosh. I could never be like you.”

It was official: Hunk was totally flustered. Keith, the most talented guy at the Garrison, Right Hand of Voltron, Top ranking Blade of Mamora Half Galran…thought Hunk was cool. Thought that he could never be like Hunk.

“W-Well..yeah- well, I…Thanks. Yeah! Yeah, Thanks k-Keith.” Hunk stuttered. “Thats…really nice of you.”

Keith beamed and launched himself into Hunks arms again.

THE END

Yeah, just a drabble lol

TrollHunters Oneshot — Aja // Steve // Eli — Omegaverse AU

 Woo! Yay!

SO again I never technically watched “Rise of the Titans” But i know enough to stay in the loop.

So lets do what I’m assuming EVERYONE is doing and pretending Toby didn’t die, Jim didn’t go back in time, and everyone lived happily ever after (ESPECIALLY STEVE AND THEIR 7 KIDS!).

So lets picture a world where everything has turned out for the better, and the supernatural and natural co-exist in Arcadia peacefully. Aja(in true alien form)goes to school with Eli and Steve, giving Krel the throne. The kids(sadly)aren’t a thing here.

And of course, LETS ADD SOME OMEGAVERSE! :D

(Credit: Myself lo)

TW: Rape attempt , Bullying 

LETS GOOOOOO!!

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Steve never expected he would be an omega. Sure, deep down he was a lot more ‘dainty’ than he would admit. He had a very girly scream and laugh, and was more awkward than anyone knew. But he was still very manly and was big with mussels! It was a huge surprise  when he presented as an Omega. He begged his family to let him go on any kind of suppressant, to keep it a secret! But his family was conservative in that department, and disallowed him. So he wears forced to go to school as an open omega. His sweeter scent and slowly increasing cuddly nature. He was just glad he was still bulky enough to ward off any alphas who thought of making him submit. 

Steve also never expected to be jealous of Eli. He used to be a lot smaller, and a total nerd! But while off on Akaridian-5, he had presented as an Alpha like Aja. Eli grew a lot taller, and while he was still quite lanky he was definitely bulkier than before. When they both returned to Earth, Steve felt his inner omega scream for joy. “Alphas! Alphas have returned for omega!” Steve shook off those thoughts though. Sure, they all might have had something before they left. Before they…presented. But there was no way they’d ever see him the same now. However before Steve could even try to avoid them, the two rushed to him quickly. They embraced him and peppered him with kisses. But then his scent hit them. They looked shocked for a second, before Steve nodded sadly. He tried to pull away but they wouldn’t let him go. They held him tighter instead, and leaned in to scent him. Steve couldn’t help but relax into it, stupid instincts.

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Steve felt weird today. His inner omega seemed extra loud today. It screamed at everything around him, making him nervous. He hunched in on himself as he walked through the school, letting out an upsetting scent. It made everyone he passed cringe and whisper to one another. Steve just kept his head down.

It was a fall day, and quite chilly. But Steve wore a tank top and shorts, and not just because he was a boy and ‘wearing a coat in the winter is unmanly!’. He felt so unreasonably hot! It wasn’t too bad, but definitely uncomfortable. 

“Steve, my warrior oaf!” Aja found him and gave him a big hug with all four arms.

“Stevie, are you okay?” Eli wrapped his arms around Steve when Aja was done. 

Steve let them hug him, their touch feeling extra wonderful today. “I’m just not feeling good today…”

“Should we go to the school hospital?!” Aja gasped.

“Nurse.” Eli corrected. “School nurse. And yeah, should we?”

“N-Nah, I should be fine. Just a bit overheated it all…”

Aja and Eli looked at eachother nervously. 

“Okay…” Eli said. “But if it gets worse, come get us okay?”

“But what about class—“

“Steve.” Aja said, seriously. “Come get us.”

Steve sighed, but nodded. “Okay.”

Eli and Aja leaned into his scent glands and scented him(a bit more the normal), before heading to their own class.

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It did get worse. He began to sweat a lot, and while it wasn’t unbearable yet it was worse than before. His Alphas said to come get them if it got worse. He needed Aja and Eli, he needed his alphas. Steve left the gym class and stumbled into the locker rooms. The gym coach(his own father), looked concerned, but at least his Omega son was leaving to take care of whatever was happening. 

Steve’s legs became weaker, and he fell to the concrete floor. He tried to push himself back up onto a bench, but he was in so much pain! The heat had turned into burning and— The heat….fuck! Steve was in heat! Why didn’t he realize it before?! He, had to get out of here! Before anyone —

“So its true,” Seamus Johnson, Steve’s old best friend / bully buddy , towered over him. “Old Steve Palcuck really is an Omega!”

Steve glared up at him through his wet sweat. Seamus was an Alpha, and was releasing intense pheromones onto Steve. They made him weak, wanting to submit. Wether it was on purpose or not, Steve wasn’t sure. He wasn’t sure of anything right now…

“I knew you weren’t the brightest, but you came to school in heat?” Seamus laughed at him. “Your more pathetic than I thought! It was already hilarious you were dating that nerd and alein creep!”

“A-Aja….Is not a…creep!” Steve tried to yell. He pushed himself up onto his knees. “E-Eli is…sm-smarter than you!”

Seamus grew angry, and kicked Steve back down. “Stupid Omega. I should teach you a lesson!”

Seamus held Steve down by his forehead, pushing his skull into the hard floor. His knee rested on his chest, and he was unable to move. Seamus began to wrestle his shorts roughly down his legs.

“N-No…stop!” Steve cried out.

“Not so bold now, are you?” Seamus smirked.

Seamus leaned into his scent glands, scenting him without permission. It fogged Steve’s mind and made him feel weak.

“A…Alpha…!” Steve cried out.

“Thats right, I am an Alpha!” Seamus grinned. “At least you know one thing, stupid boy.”

No, that wasn’t right! Steve wanted his Alphas, he wanted Aja and Eli! Steve let out a cry. It was high pitched, loud, and full of pain. Steve had never let out an Omega call before, but he could only hope it reached them…

“Heh, that won’t work!” Seamus placed his arms over Steve’s mouth. “And even if it did, who would respond to such a lowly Omega like you?”

Seamus grabbed and touched Steve’s dick. “I’m going to make you learn your place!”

Just then, the locker room doors burst open. Well, more like was ripped off its hinges by Aja’s four arms. Eli stood behind her. Their eyes landed on Steve. Eli looked horrified while Aja went absolutely feral.

Aja launched herself at Seamus in attack, and Eli rushed to Steve.

“Steve…Steve, Omega, can’t you hear me?” Eli cradled his omega.

“A…Alpha….” Steve moaned.

“Thats right, I’m your alpha…I’m here…we’re here.”

Eli released calming pheromones that soothed Steve. The foggy mind became much for relaxing, and Steve allowed himself to fall into it. He didn’t even hear Seamus’s screams, or the punches that Aja was throwing. He didn’t hear Seamus thrash as Aja dragged him into the gym and threw him to the floor at his fathers feet. He could feel Eli’s light arms cradling him, and wonderfully cool scent. Eventually Aja’s warm scent mixed with it, and he could feel himself lifted into her four arms. 

He could feel both his alphas with him. They were there, and they would take care of him.

THE END

(Just a drabble. It was fun! :D )

MHA Self Insert Oneshot — Tenya Iida // WogWoman — The Sleeping Princess

 Kinda feeling ‘Body Guard AU’ but also ‘Sleeping Beauty’ AU too! :DD

And was also inspired by this awesome fic:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/15910086/chapters/37086216\

(Chapter 2)

Credit: https://twitter.com/seriida/status/1225116824531955713

(Also no disrespect too by dad, but he can be a Karen at a mcdonalds drive through sometimes lol. He doesn’t respect what they do as much as i think he should. So…that’s gonna play a part here)

(NOTE: It is SUPPOSED to be ‘Grand Torino’ isntead of ‘Gran Torinio’. I did that on purpose!)

OK LETS GOOOOO!

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Once Upon a Time, there was a beautiful Princess named Molly. She was just as beautiful as she was kind and compassionate. She treated all her subjects with honor and respect, no matter their status. However her father the king, did not. While he respected his advisors, military members, and personal servants; he looked down upon the cooks and cleaners whom also served him. One day, the king berated a cleaning servant. But the Servant turned out to be a powerful magic user. To get revenge on the King, the servant cursed the Princess! The Princess fell into a deep sleep, only to be awoken by a kiss from noble soul. The King brought in Royals and Nobles from far and wide, but not one has been able to wake the Princess. Hundreds of years have passed, and some say the Princess still sleeps in the old castle. Waiting to be awoken by a noble soul.

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Tenya Iida admittedly liked the legend of the sleeping princess. His brother Tensei would tell it to him before bed. He himself was a knight, and little Tenya would often ask if he had ever seen the princess on his adventures. Tensei would just laugh and shake his head before turning out the light. Tenya obviously grew up, and that ‘the sleeping princess’ was simply a story. But it always held wonderful memories of his older brother and childhood innocence.

Tenya Iida had grown up to become an adventuring knight, just like his brother. He rode his glorious white horse throughout the lands, fighting monsters and saving those in danger. Everyone said he had more than earned his honor, and had no need to keep adventuring as such lengths. But Tenya Iida didn’t stop or lessen. He felt like he was missing something. There was a task he needed to complete, he just didn’t know what it was. So Tenya Iida rode his horse all over the world, on an unknown quest he didn’t know how to complete.

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Tenya Iida had found himself in a small village, on the verge of ruin. The houses were huts, one breeze short of collapsing. Plants grew over everything, some vines covering entire buildings. And yet, they had successful enough farms and enough people to be considered a village still. He was curious as to why these people stayed here, when there was a perfectly well running kingdom just a few miles away. Tenya rode his horse through the town. 

The people gasped at the sight of the knight, and stared after him. They looked shocked to see a warrior there, and some even followed his horse down the street! Surely they couldn’t be so shocked to see someone like him? There were plenty of people in this village, a stranger shouldn’t be so easy to spot? And yet, they followed him, a few even cheering for him? Saying things like ‘he’s come!’ And ‘he must be the one!’

Tenya and his steed were soon blocked by an old man. He wore dusty robes, and a circlet that signified him a leader. Tenya came to a stop and allowed the man to address him.

“You sir, who are you?” The leader asked.

“I am Sir Tenya Iida, Knight of the Kingdom Ingenia.” Tenya Iida bowed his head. “And you?”

“I am Grand Torino.” The old man bowed his head back. “The Grand Leader of this kingdom.”

“Kingdom?” Tenya dismounted his horse. “Surely you must be mistaken. This is just barley a village, with no name or mark on a map.”

“You watch your tounge young man!” Grand Torino. “We were once a prosperous kingdom, ruled by a beautiful young princess!”

“Then where is said princess?”

“When the curse was cast, few have strayed through the decades. Those of us left stay devoted and loyal to her, awaiting one to awaken her.”

“This sounds more like a religion or god, than a princess.”

“She is no goddess, for if she were she would have awoken long ago.”

“But now you are here!” The citizens cheered.

“What do you mean?” Tenya Iida looked around, confused.

“Follow me, Knight.” Grand Torino began to shuffle into the woods of the village.

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Grand Torino brought Tenya Iida to an old castle ruin. It was covered in plants, however a single entrance  and hallway were cleared of them. The Leader led Tenya through said hall, into a bedroom. The long said ‘decades’ seemed to have had no affect on this room. Shiny objects upon perfectly preserved furniture, and drapes and blankets had no dust. In fact, there was a seemingly forever young princess sleeping in the bed.

“Surely you have heard of the sleeping princess legend?” Grand Torino said. 

Tenya nodded. 

“Well its no legend. The Princess who’s name has been lost to the ages, has slept here for hundreds of years.”

Tenya Iida approached the Sleeping Princess. She was just as beautiful as the legends say: Beautiful fiery hairy, which had faded over time. Plump body and soft clear skin, and rosy lips awaiting a kiss. Tenya wasn’t sure what he was feeling, but it was a sense of relief? He finally felt like he had figured out hius mysterious a quest. Was this it? Was he to wake the princess? 

“Only noble soul can awaken the Princess.” Grand Torino said. “A noble, royal, or knight…it has been years since one entered these lands. Perhaps you are the one to awaken her.”

“Me?” Tenya asked. 

“Go on, kiss her young man.”

Tenya Iida took a deep breath. He knelt down to the Princess’s bedside, and gave her a kiss. She remained still and asleep. Tenya bowed his head, and Grand Torino fell into a chair. Grand Torino seemed quite upset. 

“Young man, this kingdom is doomed.” He said. “The women of this kingdom are infertile, and the few fertile daughters have no one to court. The rest of us are old, and must leave the kingdom to see any of our loved ones. No one expect myself was willing to stay to look after her majesty. I am the leader, and must sacrifice my hope to see my son for my duty.”

Tenya Iida sat down next to him. “Thats why you were all excited when arrived. I was your last chance to save your kingdom before you were all forced to leave.”

Grand Torino nodded.

Tenya Iida stood up. “Grand Torino sir, all my life I have felt a connection to the ‘Sleeping Princess’ story. As well I have always felt there was a quest I must complete, unaware of what it is. But I believe this is it. My mission is to gaurd the princess, look after her until she is awakened.”

“This is not an easy job young man. It is lonely, and isolating. Unless anyone comes to the kingdom or castle, you cannot simply look for anyone to awaken her. You could spend the rest of your life doing this unless someone else comes along to free you of your burden.”

“I can’t explain it, but I must do this.”

Grand Torino nodded. “Very Well. You will now guard the Princess. Make sure this room and hall stay pristine, and the princess stays safe from possible harm.”

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Tenya Iida sent his family and loved ones a letter, saying goodbye. That he had found his life long mission, and that he most definitely would not see them again. He watched as Grand Torino and the rest of the kingdom left in a large crowd, for a new life. Tenya Iida stayed in a small hut outside the castle now.

Everyday, Tenya Iida would wake up and train with his sword. He’d feed his horse, and then enter the castle. He’d stand attention by the Princess’s door for hours. After that, he would enter the room and tidy up any dust that had been gathered. He had also begun to speak to the sleeping princess. Keep her company, you could say. He worked to restore the castle, and began to farm food for himself. Tenya Iida, did this for many years. 

Tenya Iida was now 19, and he had never once considered leaving his princess. He had grown devoted to her. He spoke with her every day, and even entertained her with stories. Sometimes, bandits would break into the ruins, searching for any ancient valuables. Tenya Iida would fight them off.

While the Princess never awoke, she did begin ti make noise. The first time it happened, Tenya practically jumped out of his skin. She was very deep in sleep, but would sometimes make sounds of distress. Tenya would do what he could to fix them, and she’d make a sound of calm and relaxation.

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“Good morning your majesty,” Tenya Iida bowed to the sleeping princess. 

The sleeping Princess did not awaken.

“There were bandits last night,” he reported. 

The princess moaned in distress, as if she could hear him. 

“I fought them off. Nothing was stolen or damaged.”

The princess visibly relaxed.

“I have been cleaning and repairing the castle for years now. I think it is finally restored to its former glory.”

The Princess didn’t move.

“I wish you could see it. I’m sure you miss seeing your home.”

The Princess did not move. 

“I must go retrieve the morning fruit from the gardens.” Tenya Iida said. 

The Princess sounded upset.

“I will return.”

She still sounded upset, for than ever before. She began to…move! Her head was tossing and turning, as if she was having a bad dream.

 Tenya rushed to her side. He begged his princess to calm down, but she would not. Tenya lifted her limp hands into his own and held them tightly. He tried to reassure her in her sleep, but nothing was working. She looked so scarred.

“Your majesty, its ok.” He said. He gave her knuckles a soft peck. “its ok—“

There was a loud gasp for air, and the Princess’s eyes shot open. She sat upright in bed, still holding Tenya’s hands. Finally she calmed down, and looked up at Tenya.

“Is…is it you?” The princess gasped.

“Y-Your majesty!” Tenya gasped, and dropped to his knees bowing. “I am sorry for daring to touch your hands—“

“Is it you?” The Princess asked again, trying to move closer to Tenya. But she almost fell off the bed. Tenya caught her though.

“Are you the one who has been with me these last years?” The Princess asked.

“Are you aware how long you have been asleep?” Tenya asked.

“I…I don’t know…” the princess looked down. “It was black…It was black and silent for so long! But a few years ago, I could hear again! I could hear you. You’d come in every day, talk to me and tell me stories! I wanted to tell you how much it meant to me, and how much I loved you. But I couldn’t move, talk or see anything! It was scary, being like that for years.”

“Your majesty, I have been guarding your for the last 3 years. However you have been asleep for over one hundred.”

Her eyes widened. “The curse…I was cursed…and you! You’ve awoken me! Right?”

“I suppose I have. However I’m not sure how.”

“A noble soul had to kiss me.”

“Yes. However was told to do so when I first saw you years ago. However nothing happened. Why did it happen now?”

“I suppose you had to prove you were noble of soul, not just status. And you did!”

Tenya noticed the Princess had grabbed his hands. He felt flustered. He was just a knight, this was a princess! Surely she could not—

“Kiss me again, Sir Tenya Iida.” 

“How do you know my name?” Tenya gasped, before even considering the request.

“I could hear you writing your letters to your family, she. You told them good bye. You signed each one ‘Tenya Iida’, saying it allowed along with the rest of the letters. You’ve given up..everything for me. How could I forget the name of someone like that?”

Tenya Iida blushed, but boldly asked. “What is your name, your majesty?”

“My name is Molly. Princess Molly.” She smiled.

“And if your would please, Sir Tenya.” Molly looked up at the Knight. “Please kiss me again.”

Tenya blushed. “A-As you wish, your majesty.”

THE END

(IDK what tf this was but it was chill lol)

MHA Self Insert Drabble — Tenya Iida // WogWoman — My Birthday

 Its my birthdaaaay!

(REPOSTB SORRY)

Ok so enjoy hehehe!

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“What do you mean ‘Your Busy’?!” 

Was the overall reaction to when Tenya Iida explained he would not be available the evening of March 13 and all of March 14. It was the weekend, and it was reasonable for the Class 1-A students to make plans outside UA. However it was quite out of the ordinary for Tenya Iida. He normally spent his weekends doing personal training and studying, or on calls with loved ones outside UA. 

And everyone would have assumed he was just visiting said loved ones, if it werent for the secrecy Tenya Iida seemed to be holding. He wouldnt say what he was doing those days, of who he was seeing let alone if he was. 

So when Tenya left that afternoon of the 13th; Mina, Jiro, and Momo followed with with snooping intent. Well, Momo went to supervise…

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They followed Iida to the shopping distracts. He was in an area with no cafes or restaurants, or anything to do spending time with someone. He didnt seem to stop to meet anyone either.

“See?” Momo said. “He’s simply doing some shopping!”

“Look around Momo,” Jiro said. “Do any of these stores looks like places Tenya Iida would shop?”

It was true. The shopping area they were in was full of candy shops and chocolate emporiums. There were some toy stores and and few hero merch shops too. Overall a very childish product filled place. And it was a dead end too, meaning Teny Iida was here on purpose.

“See?” Mina said. “He’s up to something!”

Momo sighed. “I suppose. But should we really be—“

“Look! Look! He’s going into the HallMark Store!” 

“Well then! I’m sure he’s just getting some..stationary! Yee, just some new pens and such. They sell those!”

“Except they specialize in cards.” Jiro said. “C’mon! Lets go listen in!”

They snuck to the side alley of the HallMark store, and Jiro used her quirk to listen inside. A new method she had learned was slight echo location: so she could see shapes thus she could see TENYA. Along with what he was buying…

“I see Tenya-ish.” Jiro said. “He’s in the card isle!”

“What do you hear?” Mina cried.

“Its busy and loud in there, hold on…”

Jiro could make out a few bits of what Iida and an employee were discussing: “…Elp..ou?….Ye…ooking fo…..ir…ay Card….”

“Damn it!” Jiro cried out. “I cant make it out!”

“Oh well! We tried! Lets go!” Momo said.

“No way!” Mina said. “Surely he’ll go to some other stores!”

…

And he did. Tenya ended up going into the toy store, where they watched him carefully look through the stuffed animals. Be was very carefully in his choice. He looked for specific plushies; then felt, smelled, and hugged them each. Eventually he chose a cute little froggy, with a stout round body and big black eyes. 

Why was he buying a stuffed animal?

They watched from a window away as Tenya entered a chocolate store. Jiro was able to successfully listen this time. He wasnt careful in this one. In fact, he was picking up an order! And he even bought extra while he was there! He didnt even hesitate in his choice: buttercream. And lots of it! It wasnt like Tenya to eat so many sweets.

Why was Tenya buying Chocolate?

Lastly, Tenya entered a “Bath and Body Works”. Mina almost lost it, when Tenya started looking at the soaps and perfumes. He smelt things very carefully, and only certain scents at that. When he chose a scent, he bought an entire bath set(including Lotion, Body Wash, Hair Wash, Scrub, and Perfume). 

Why was he buying female hygiene products?!

Its only got more and more confusing, until Jiro was finally able to make out one thing Tenya said just before getting on his train:

“I hope she likes it all”

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“He has a girlfriend!” Jiro gasped.

“WHAT?!” Mina screamed, grinning.

“How do you know?” Momo asked.

“He just said ‘I hope she likes it all’. How did we not realize?! He’s shopping for his girlfriend!”

“Wait, then….who is it?”

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After discoverying Tenya Iida was not dating anyone female in Class 1-A, the girls all decided to spy on him the next day. So instead of going with the rest of Class 1A to the mall, they would  stay at the dorms and watch Tenya.

“Oh, you will not be joining the others?” Tenya asked on March 14(the next day).

“Nope,” Mina popped the ‘p’

“Is that ok?” Uraraka asked. 

“I suppose…”. Tenya looked nervous. “However, may I request the living room to myself?”

“Why?” Jiro smirked.

“I have a guest coming over.” 

“A guest?!” Tsu gasped.

“I was under the impression no one would be here today. So i am sorry for the inconvenience—“

The doorbell to the Dorms rang.

“Well, we’re pumped to meet her.” HagaKure’s smirk wasnunseen(obvi)

Tenya Iida opened the front door, and a young women stood there. She had short faded fire hair and was plump. She happily threw her arms around Tenya. She didnt say any words yet, but she happily cheered and giggled. 

“Happy Birthday, Molly Darling.” Tenya Iida said.

“Thank you!” Molly smiled.

“I got you gifts, let me go get them.” Tenya walked passed the girls again but didnt say anything.

The girls jumped Molly. Who was she?! How did she know Tenya?! How Long have they been dating?! Also HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

But the questions were postponed when Tenya Iida gave Molly her gifts. Each one made Molly happily giggle and stim. They were apparently very thoughtful and romantic to her.

And so the overly nosy girls, relented and let the two have their Birthday Celebration alone <3

THE END

(Lol im dead)