Sander Sides INTRULOGICAL oneshot — Love Potion Prank

LOL I forgot about this draft haha! 

Inspired by this thingy:

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There were a few routes I could have taken with an Intrulogical Love Potion AU, but this is the one I chose lol. I hope u like it lol

Some Notes:

- I didn't make Janus lie("lie")every other line, I was tired.

- No I do NOT think Roman is stuck up or self-obsessed. This was just too funny to not write LMAO

- The Love Potion does NOT affect Thomas in anyway. It should, but it doesn't--Because I said so lmao!

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Remus Sanders—Intrusive Thoughts—let out a wild laugh, as pink fog and explosions filled the room. The potion bottle in Remus was now filled with a Love Potion. The Duke, the Dark Prince of Creativity, making a Love Potion? Yes, one would be suspicious. And rightfully so! After all, nothing good could come from Remus and a Strange Magic Potion put together.

"Remus," Janus Sanders—Deceit—popped his head into Remus Room. He coughed a bit on all the pink fog. "What are you up to now?"

"A Love Potion!" Remus gave Janus a toothy smile, which would have been nerving to anyone else. 

"Why on Earth would you create that?"

"Why not?"

"Allow me to rephrase. Why would YOU create that?"

"Well, I was thinking about causing some chaos today!" Remus giggled. "So I was gonna slip the Light Sides the potion!"

"And just how are you going to do that?" Janus raised an eyebrow. "They would never let you near their food, let alone drinks."

"Thats why I'm not going to put it in those," Remus laughed wildly. "I'm going to put it in their dish soap!"

"...Aren't you allergic to dish soap?"

"Ah fair point! Thats why I stole these!" 

Remus held up his hands, which now were covered by bright yellow gloves. Janus looked down at his own hands, scaly and glossy. Remus had snatched his gloves!

"Remus!" Janus scolded. He reached out to try and take them back.

Remus avoided his hands. He grabbed his Love Potion and and began to vanish--he would reappear on the Light Side.

"Dammit Remus, those aren't for dish washing!" Janus shouted.

"Tell that to Virgil!" Remus cackled.

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Remus appeared in the Light Sides' kitchen. Patton Sanders—Morality—who had been standing at the sink, cried out in surprise. A few soapy suds flew about. 

"Well hello there, Pussy Padre!" Remus grinned.

"P-Please don't call me that." Patton said, recovering from the scare.

Remus looked at the sink, which was full of soapy water and dirty dishes. Perfect!

"Ah, doing the dishes!" Remus said. "Lemme help!"

Patton rose an eyebrow. "What's the catch...?"

"No Catch! Look, I stole Janus's gloves! So now I won't get a gross rash."

"Well okay...but just the plates! I won't let you wash anything sharp."

"Oki Doki, Dildo Daddy!" 

Patton sighed.

Remus grinned his most disturbing grin as he and Patton washed. It made Patton avoid looking at him, which gave Remus the opportunity to coat the dishes with his Love Potion. Patton really was trying to keep everyone safe by keeping Remus away from the sharp silverware--But he unknowingly let the Dark Side coat every surface they would eat on with his Pink Colored Poison.

Soon enough. the dishes were cleaned and dried, tucked away in the cabinets. Patton wiped his hands with a towel and Remus took off Janus's gloves. Patton thanked Remus for his help, and said he was surprised it went so well. Remus felt bad for a second, before he remembered how hilarious this Love Potion Prank would be. His guilt washed away into a wide grin. He dismissed Patton in classic 'Intrusive Thought' fashion, and disappeared back to the Dark Sides.

Where Janus promptly screamed at him for ruining his gloves.

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Remus sat at the Dark Side Dining Room Table the next morning. His feet were kicked up on the table, his shoes digging into the waffles that were on his plate. In his broken morning mug was Octopus Ink that he had boiled. He drank it like a Cup-of-Joe. He had a giddy smile on his face, excited for the results of his mischief yesterday. 

Janus walked in in his night robe, already holding a glass of wine. He joined Remus by the table, not phased by the Duke's morning routine in the slightest.

"Good Morning Janny!" Remus said.

"Bad Morning, Remus." Janus said in his lying manner. It would fade a bit as he woke up. "How did the Love Potion go?"

"We'll find out today! They're all probably eating breakfast now."

“How long does your Love Potion even last?” Janus asked. “After all, we can’t have Logan out of commission for very long. It’s dangerous—“

Just as the Light Side’s name was mentioned, Logan Sanders—Logic—slammed the doors to the Dark Side open. He was catching his breath, as if he had been running. Strange, because Logan would normally just sink to the Dark Sides. He began to march up to the two Dark Sides at the table.

“Uh Oh,” Janus smirked. “Looks like Logan is here too scold you for your little Potion.”

“Oh shut up!” Remus glared. 

“Should have known the Potion wouldn’t work on Logan—“

Logan made it to the Table. He grabbed Remus’s face in his hands and stared intensely at him. Hey didn’t give Remus a chance to say anything before he smashed his lips onto the Duke’s. Remus made a surprised sound, before happily kissing back. His tongue dove inside Logan’s mouth, and the Logical side easily let him in. 

“Well, this is…unexpected.” Janus raised an eyebrow. He made a strange face, as if he was trying to figure something out.

But what was there to figure out? Logan had obviously been affected by Remus’s Love Potion! And Remus was loving it. Eventually the two did separate for air, which is when Janus spoke up.

“Logan, please don’t say something.” Janus requested. “You haven’t said a word. You simply arrived and kissed Remus.”

Logan didn’t respond, only hugged Remus and tucked himself into the Dark Side’s chest. He had a blissful smile on his face. 

Remus giggled happily. Admittedly he had a thing for the Logical Side. And while he had made the Love Potion to cause chaos for everyone, the fact that Logan’s reaction was to love Remus made the Duke quite pleased. He was definitely gonna enjoy this for as long as it lasted.

Janus sighed. “Whatever, have your fun Remus.” Janus walked off to get dressed. “Just…remember its just the potion.” It was an accurate point, but Janus sounded unsure when he said it. 

“Yeah! Yeah!” Remus waved him off. “Whatever! I’m just gonna enjoy having this Nerd in my lap!”

Logan giggled.

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It was around noon when Thomas summoned all the Sides to him. Remus and Logan had apparently been doing…certain activities, because they arrived frazzled and disheveled. But they quickly recovered. Remus looked out on the living room, to witness the affects of his love Potion. His brother Roman—Light Creativity—was fawning over himself in a mirror. Of course he would fall in love with himself. Patton was smiling wide as he shouted compliments and pick up lines at Virgil—Anxiety—who hid his red blushing face behind his hands. Janus smirked a bit, trying hard to hide his amusement. Thomas stood in the middle of the room, arms crossed. 

“What is this.” Thomas demanded to know. 

“Why, I don’t see anything wrong!” Janus laughed.

“Remus!” Thomas shouted. “Whaat did you do?! Why is everyone acting weird? Why is Logan clinging to you?”

Remus laughed. “Ok Ok, I sneaked a Love Potion I made into the soap while washing the Light Sides dishes.” He admitted.

“What?! WHY?!” 

“Because it’s hilarious!” 

“No its not—“

“Hold on one moment Thomas,” Janus interrupted. “I’m beginning to notice something strange here…”

“BEGINING TO?!” Thomas shouted.

“Hush Thomas!” Janus scolded. 

Janus began to turn to each Light Side under the influence of the Potion.

“Patton, what did you eat for breakfast?” Janus asked.

“I had pancakes with chocolate syrup.” Patton said. “But they weren’t as sweet as my beautiful Virgil!”

Virgil blushed heavily at the compliment.

“And Virgil, what did you eat this morning?” Janus asked.

“I had toast…” He said. “But it doesn’t, uhm, butter me up like Patton does.”

Patton gasped. “Awww baby! You made a pun!”

“Logan, what did you eat for Breakfast?” Janus asked.

“I ate Crofters this morning.” Logan answered. “I love crofters, but I love Remus more—“

“Did you just, eat it out of the jar?”

“Yes.”

Janus smirked. “Logan isn’t under the Love Potion.” He accused.

“WHAT?!” Remus and Thomas gasped.

“Thats impossible,” Thomas said. 

“Is it?” Janus turned to Remus. “Remus, you said you only washed the plates, correct?”

“Yeah,” Remus said. “Patton wouldn’t let me touch any of the silverware.”

“Logan ate crofters from the jar with a spoon. He never even touched a plate this morning. He’s been faking it this entire time.”

“Logan, is this…true?” 

Logan began to frown sadly, and removed himself from holding onto Remus. 

“Yes, It is true.” Logan admitted.

“Why the FUCK would you fake being on love with me?!” Remus yelled, surprisingly genuine.

“I saw everyone else being affected by the Love Potion, and saw it as my chance to show you how I feel about you.” Logan blushed. “I am sorry I wasn’t honest.”

“Wait, are you saying you…love me?”

Logan nodded.

“AWWWW YOU FUCKING NERD!” Remus grinned and tackled Logan into a hug.

“This is cute, but…” Thomas spoke up. “Can we work on turning the others back now?”

THE END

Lol I hope you all liked it hahah!

VLD SHKLANCE oneshot -- "Prince in Peril" parody

 I loved this short oneshot called "Prince in Peril" by Takara_Phoenix on AO3 lol. I wanted to write my own take on it lol :)))

I really just wanted more OOC Lance lol

OK LETS GOOOO!!!

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When Prince Lance of Altea was lost in the enchanted mountins, he thought to himself 'Better than always being with those stupidly handsome knights' 

When Prince Lance of Altea ran out of food, he thought to himself 'Better than spotting Shiro and Keith kissing behind the stables'

When Prince Lance of Altea was captured by a Dragon, he thought to himself 'Better than longing for something I could never have'. 

For Prince Lance, anything was better than staying in Altea with a broken heart. Apparently that included being kidnapped by a Dragon and added to its treasure hoard. It wasn't so bad! Sure, the golden cage was small, but he was still given food and water. And yeah it definitely dangled really really high off the ground, which had Lance fearfully cry every few hours. He didn't like heights like this. But at least bellow him was a bunch of shiny treasures, beautiful to gaze at! The Dragon's cave was very far away and hidden, and he guarded it with dedication. But that just left Lance a lot of peaceful quiet to think about what would happen to him.

Maybe the Dragon was actually cursed, and they would fall in love and she'd be turned back into a beautiful Princess! Or maybe, a handsome Knight would rescue him. And he'd slay the Dragon, and carry him off to his kingdom and they'd live happily ever after! 

Lance sighed to himself. Who was he kidding? Without Shiro and Keith, he would never live happily ever after. 

Takashi Shirogane and Keith Kogane were the bravest Knights in all of Altea. And so King Alfor assigned them as Prince Lance's personal Guards. Lance felt very upset and at first--these where the best knights in the Kingdom! Surely they would rather be off on magical quests and fighting epic battles, rather than by a Prince's side just making sure he woke up on time in the morning. 

And yet, they would always give him the softest of smiles. Lance couldn't sense any annoyance from them when they did menial tasks for him--not even from Keith, who spent every moment he wasn't with Lance training. They seemed quite content in their positions as Lance's knights. Lance soon relaxed around them, and began to feel much different feelings around them. He felt warm inside whenever he woke up to Shiro at his bedside. His heart fluttered whenever Keith would get extra protective when guests were at the palace. He would blush whenever the two knights complimented him. He loved them so dearly. 

But to Shiro and Keith, Lance was just the Prince. They were just doing their jobs as his Knights. They loved each other so much, and Lance would never be able to fit into that. They didn't need him in their relationship. It broke Lance's heart to be around them so much, those soft smiles brought him pain when they once brought joy. Lance would dismiss his Knights any chance he got. He would send them on adventures and quests, in hopes they would realize that they had so much better thing to do and resign. But nothing worked. They would always return to him, no matter what. 

Finally it all became too much, and Lance decided if he couldn't send his Knights away then he would run away. His sister Alurra was next in line for the throne anyway, and no one would care if he left. So he garnered supplies and ran away into the enchanted mountains. He wasn't planning to lose his map and get lost. He wasn't planning to lose some of his food to a wild animal and run out sooner. And he certainly wasn't planning to get captured by a dragon!

But what happened happened. Nothing he could do now--

There was a commotion outside the cave, and the Dragon perked up from its rest. He snorted some smoke angrily, and stomped outside. It was clearly threatened, was someone trying to Slay the Dragon rescue Lance?! Lance hoped so! Lance tried to look out past the mouth of the cave--he was right across from the top of it. He was really high up, Lance looked down and oh god he was really really high up. His fear of heights kicked in again and he curled into a ball, crying.

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The Knights Takashi Shirogane and Keith Kogane were on what was the most important quest in thier entire lives: Finding and Saving Prince Lance of Altea.

The two knights had entered his bedroom one morning, to find the Prince was gone! His room was a mess, which was strange because Lance normally kept his room decently clean. And when it wasn't, a servant cleaned it. But the drawers of his dresser were on the ground, and clothes were flown around everywhere. And the window was wide open. There was clearly a struggle, Lance would have never left his room in such a condition. He must have been taken! The two Knights alerted the king immediately, and declared they would find the Prince. 

Keith and Shiro cared for Prince Lance a lot more than they probably should have. The Prince was known far and wide to be very beautiful, and Shiro and Keith would admire him from afar just as the rest of the kingdom did. However they were approached by King Alfor himself and asked to guard the precious Prince as personal guards. Shiro and Keith of course accepted. They would do anything to be close to the handsome Prince, even if that meant fetching the Prince a glass of water instead of out in the world fighting monsters. Soon they began to do more than just admire the Prince for his grace and beauty. He was so kind to everyone, and made sure his sister didn't stress to much about her future as Queen. He would tell Shiro and Keith jokes, and even managed to make Keith laugh a few times! They fell deeply in love with the Prince. But to Prince Lance, they were just Knights. It was very inappropriate to be feeling such things for him, so they tired their hardest to hide such emotions. They didn't want King Alfor to execute them anytime soon, thank you! 

But things suddenly changed with Lance. He would no longer tell them jokes, or smile at them. He would send them off to do the simplest of things, and even sent them away from the kingdom on quests! Of course they did what he asked, desperate to earn his praise and respect that they had somehow lost. But Prince Lance was taken before they could. The two Knights had to to rescue him, and maybe then he would smile at the two again. 

...

Shiro and Keith tracked through the Enchanted Mountins, until they discovered the cave in which Lance was being held captive.

"Keith, that's a dragon's cave." Shiro said.

"The Dragon must of taken Lance for its hoard," Keith growled. "Like some sort of prize." 

"We can't just sneak in and grab Lance," Shiro said. "The Dragon is probably gaurding him. We're gonna have to slay the Dragon first."

Keith nodded. 

Shiro pulled out his shield while Keith his sword. Keith smacked Shiro's sheild with his weapon, making noise to lure out the Dragon. It worked, and the Dragon came stomping out of the cave. It was big, with bright orange scales and sharp claws. 

The Dragon stared down at them, and reared its head back with a big breath. Keith ran around the left while Shiro raised is sheild. Fire spilled from the Dragon's mouth. Shiro pushed against it, to make an advance on the Dragon. Keith lept at the Dragon with his sword, and stabbed in in the side. Using the momentum, he swung him self up onto the drgaon's back, pushing the sword deeper in before yanking it out. The Dragon screeched, and tried to throw Keith off of it. But Keith stabbed his sword into its back, and held onto it to keep stable. Shiro attacked from below, hitting the Dragon's chest with his sheild. The dragon stumbled back a bit, giving Keith the chance to rush farther up its back and to its neck. The dragon lifted its neck again to blow more fire, but Keith reached down and used his sword to slit its neck. Oozing green dragon blood poured out, and the Dragon roared. Shiro and Keith jumped out of the way as it collasped to the ground, slayed.

Keith and Shiro had no time to catch their breath, before running into the cave to find Lance.

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The Dragon's cave was very big, with a hilltop of gold and treasure. And even higher above it, was a gold cage dangling from the ceiling of the cave. Inside was Prince Lance, curled in on himself. The Prince did not like heights. 

"Your Highness!" Keith called up to him. 

Lance gasped and lifted his head. He wiped his tears and held onto the bars of the cage. "What are you doing here?" he asked.

"We're here to rescue you, your highness." Shiro said. "We've defeated the Dragon that kidnapped you!"

"I wasn't kidnapped, I ran away." Lance grumbled a bit, but it was hard for him to sound annoyed when he was so high up.

"You ran to a Dragon?" Keith asked.

"N-No, this is just a...uh, Setback!" Lance said.

"My Prince, why did you run away?" Shiro asked.

Lance looked sad, and scared. He wasn't looking at them. 

"Did someone hurt you?" Keith asked. "Tell me who, I'll kill them I swear--"

"N-No one hurt me." Lance said quietly.

"My Prince, please look at us." Shiro pleaded.

Lance shook his head. "I can't. You're down there, and I'm...I'm u-up..."

Shiro and Keith remembered Lance's fear of heights. Keith shot an arrow at the cage's lock, breaking it. The door to the cage swung open, and the cage rocked. Lance tumbled out of it, screaming from the freefall. Shiro caught him in his arms. The Prince stopped screaming, but was crying into his chest griping it tightly. Keith and Shiro calmed him down after a bit, and set him down. 

"My Prince, why did you run away?" Keith asked.

Lance still wouldn't look at them. 

"Is...Is it us?" Shiro asked. 

Lance looked up at them, shocked. "What?"

"Is it us? Did you run away from us?"

"You seem upset whenever we're around you now," Keith added. "Did we....do something?"

"What? No! I just..." Lance groaned, and sat down. He put his head in his hands.

"You guys are the bravest and strongest knights, ever!" the Prince said. "And yet, you're stuck with me. You should be out in the world. Fighting monsters and saving beautiful princess! I tried to send you on a bunch of quests so you'd realize that, and resign. You guys deserve so much better than serving a Prince who is hopelessly in Love with you..."

"But we did just fight a monster." Keith said.

Lance looked up at them.

"And we saved the most beautiful Prince in the world." Shiro said. 

Lance blushed. 

"I think all thats left is a true love's kiss, and the fairytale is complete." Keith smirked. 

The two knights kissed the Prince on the cheeks. 

"W-Wait!" The Prince gasped You-You guys...?"

Shiro lifted his Prince into his arms, and Keith saddled up the horses.

"We should get you back to the Kingdom now, your majesty." Shiro smiled.

Lance blushed and held on tightly.

THE END