Wednesday, November 11, 2026

A dramatic email I drafted to my local church

For context: I was attending a church(not for religious reasons(dont ask))when I was given the project to make 8 embroidered keychains for their gift shop before the holidays. I've been working my ass of on it, but it got to the point I couldnt attend service anymore because I was spending so much time embroidering. I'm finally almost done though! And was drafting an email to let them know this.
Well technically first I drafted an email to send when I actually finish but then I started writing this one and it spiraled from there lol. I'm not sure why I wrote all this, afterall I've decided not to send any "almost done" email anyway. But it was silly and I had fun making it anyway! So yeah, here it us for the internet instead lol. 
Enjoy???


November 11, 1916 2026

Long has it been since I left for the battlefeild; since I have seen the lords face, tasted those savory lovefeast pastries. 

The war was grueling. I hold a kill count of 2 needles, I never knew I had the strength to kill a man(I have recorded as such in my memoirs attached. I hope you find the gory sight amusing). I can only pray God can find it in his cruel heart to forgive me for my sins.
I have slaved away in the trenches, drowning in threads. I have been injured, stabbed in my beloved fingers. I have lost fellow soilders and brothers. I found myself on the brink of death, brought back only by the totally time-period-accurate beautiful nurses who work in the medical tent  my sheer determination to make it back to you.

You, my temple. Your walls of ivory white, your windows of colorful stained glass, your bells I can hear all the way from my house. 

I am coming home, my beloved. Wait for me!


This letter will self destruct, 

my irl name 




DW i didnt actually send this lmao


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