OK SO
I drew this comic:
And my friend and I were texting about it lol:
So here’s that lol.
I’ve written this in the style of a RolePlay / Script kinda thing, because RN I’m really tired.
OK LETS GOOOO!!!!
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PIDGE: I’m sorry, WHAT?
HUNK: No. Lance, NO.
LANCE: *Is silent, making a very embarrassed face*
CORRAN: You called Prince Lotor “Purple Daddy” , is color-coding father-figures on your planet Earth an existing process?
PRINCESS ALURRA: And if so, Why haven’t you assigned a color to Shiro? You often call him your “Space Dad” after all.
LANCE: I, uhm…No that’s not really a thing on Earth you guys.
PIDGE: Lance, I swear to god if you boned—
KEITH: Nope, goodbye.
KEITH: *Goes to Leave*
SHIRO: *Holds Keith by the collar of his jacket, keeping him in the room. He turns to Lance, giving a serious but also ‘I’m dead inside’ stare*
SHIRO: Lance.
LANCE: Yessss…?
SHIRO: What did you just refer to Prince Lotor of the Galra Empire as?
LANCE: …purple daddy.
SHIRO: *Looks up at Lotor on the screen*
SHIRO: And Prince Lotor of the Galra Empire, what did you just refer to the Blue Paladin of Voltron as?
PRINCE LOTOR: Lance. That is what he told me his name was afterall, Lance McLain.
HUNK: Seriously, you gave him your last name too?!
PRINCESS ALURRA: Lance! Lotor knows your full name! Have you been…secretly conversing with eachother?!
PIDGE: Oh they’ve been doing much more than just conversing, you’re highness. In fact, I wonder how much talking they actually—
HUNK: Pidge! Ew, don’t remind me!
CORRAN: I am confused. If Lance didn’t converse with you prior, Prince Lotor, then when did he tell you his name?
LANCE: No! Lotor, don’t you dare!
PRINCE LOTOR: …Before we engaged in intercourse together.
LANCE: Lotor you traitor!
PRINCE LOTOR: I’m sorry my dear, but I do not wish to get on Princess Alurra’s ‘Bad Side’
LANCE: Oh ho ho! You’re on my bad side now, mister!
HUNK: *Puts in head in his hands, facepalming*
HUNK: Lance, you slut.
LANCE: Hunk!
PIDGE: Haha, Yes! Join the slut-shaming side!
HUNK: Just, why Lotor of all people?
LANCE: Look I didn’t know it was him until just now!
KEITH: You call me a furry, but you’re the one that fucked an alien?!
PRINCE LOTOR: Well it seems that this call has taken a drastic turn in purpose, so I will go now and reschedule—
LANCE: Oh no, you are staying right here mister! You don’t get to leave after you put me in this mess! Or so help me Lotor, I will lock you in a chastity belt!
LOTOR: Yes Dear.
THE END
(I love it because it implies it wasn’t just a ONE NIGHT Stand lol
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