VLD oneshot — Christmas Special 2021

 IMPORTANT: My mother actually came up with this idea! That was a really important moment for me, because it meant she really took the time to know my interest and even build on it! So thank you mom for this idea!

There’s obvi some Klance, but its not the main plot so thats why its not in the title.

LETS GOOOO! Merry Christmas everyone!!

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Santa Clause was real. The big man with the red suit and white beard was real. The magical flying sleigh riding man was real.

Corran and Alurra were surprised when the Paladins spoke of Santa Clause as a myth. Santa Clause was a mighty being throughout the galaxy, whom had the cosmic power to deliver presents to the entire galaxy in one night. 

“What do you mean he’s a myth?!” Corran gasped. 

“Just what we said,” Shiro said. “On Earth, he’s a myth for children. Parents give their kids the presents and tell them they came from Santa.”

“Well thats simply not true!” Alurra said. “I’ve met the man!”

“Are you sure it wasn’t an actor?” Pidge asked. “We have those on earth.”

“Nope!” Corran said. “He is very much real.”

“Aaaaa this is so cool!” Hunk smiled. “Finally! Some childhood wonder in this war!”

“If Santa Clause is real, how come he never showed up on Earth?” Keith asked.

“I wouldn’t be surprised if the Galra have limited his abilities.” Corran saddened.

“Well, that simply won’t do!” Alurra stood up. 

Alurra led the Paladins quickly to the bridge, where she began to contact someone.

“Alurra, what are we doing?” Lance asked. “Santa is awesome, but we don’t wanna bother him with galra war shit. And I love Christmas as much as anyone! My family and I used to—“

“Yeah Alurra, isn’t this a bit…Childish?” Shiro asked.

“Perhaps,” Alurra chuckled. “But we are Voltron, defenders of the Univirse. It is our job to defeat Zarkon and bring peace and joy to the universe! Who can help us better than Santa Clause himself?”

“Wait that’s actually a good idea.” Hunk said. “We’ll be just like his elves!”

“Ah yes, the E.L.V.E.S tech unit! They were truely a timeless tool, and probably still useful even these 10,000 later!”

Pidge’s eyes lit up. “T-TECH UNIT?!” She grinned. “Explain! Explain now!”

“The E.L.V.E.S was a tech unit created by Mr.Clause himself. He was truely a great scientist, even dabbled in Altean Alchemy—“

“Get to the point!” Hunk said.

“Yes yes,” Corran chuckled. “Well, the E.L.V.E.S was a highly advanced set of Robots and tools, which were able to determan any individual in the universe’s material desire! Another set of Robots would create that item!”

“No freaking way!” Lance was laughing.

“What is so funny Lance?” Alurra gasped. “The E.L.V.E.S unit was an incredible technological advancement—“

“I-Its not that…” Hunk was holding back his giggles.

“On Earth, we had the idea that there were Elves, a mythical kind of people. And they made the gifts!”

“Oh!” Corran laughed. “That is quite funny!”

“They were human looking, but sometimes short and had pointed ears.” Hunk said.

Alurra gasped. “They had Alteans on Earth?!”

Shiro jumped in. “N-No, no! They were very short. Like…”

“Like, even shorter than Keith!” Lance laughed.

“Pidge is right there, and your used me as the example?!” Keith shouted.

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The TV lit up, and Santa Clause himself had begun a call with Team Voltron. Team Voltron was starstruck, but…Santa Clause was too?!

“Voltron, is that you?!” Santa Clause gasped.

“You know who we are?” Shiro asked.

“Of course! Word has spread all over the galaxy of your power and might!” Santa Clause said. “It is an honor to speak with you all.”

“The honor is ours,” Alurra smiled.

“Princess Alurra, is that you?” Santa Clause laughed, a litterl ‘Ho! Ho! Ho!” Laugh. “Why, the last time I saw you was 10,000 years ago! You haven’t changed a bit.”

Alurra chuckled. “Its quite the long story.”

“Mr. Santa Clause,” Lance spoke up. “On Earth, your just a myth—“

“Lance! Don’t be rude to freaking SANTA CLAUSE!” Hunk hissed.

“Yeah, you don’t wanna be on the naughty list,” Pidge smirked.

“I wasn’t done!” Lance said. He turned back to the big man in red. “I was going to ask, why haven’t you come to Earth in so long?”

Santa Clause saddened. “Ah Earth, that was such a lovely planet! I miss it so. However, when the Galra Empire began to rise, I had to abandoned certain planets, in hope that I would not lead the Galra there.”

“That makes sense.” Pidge said. “Thank you for keeping our home safe.”

“Of course Katie.” 

“Y-You know my name!”

“Of course, I’m Santa Clause.”

“Prove it,” Keith shouted, ever the brooding skeptic. 

Santa Clause smirked, and held up a piece of notebook paper. It had harsh hard handwriting in a dull pencil. Keith shrieked, he actual shrieked.

“OK! OK! YOUR SANTA! I BELIVE YOU! NOW PUT IT AWAY!” He cried. 

“Ho! Ho! Ho! Alright little one.”

“Keith, what is that?” Lance asked, smiling.

“It’s nothing!”

“Its Keith’s letter to Santa from the Garrison.” Shiro said.

“Shiro!!” Keith blushed. 

“Awww Keith!” Hunk giggled. “Thats so cute!”

“You were still writing to Santa then? I thought you would’ve found out he wasn’t real by then!” Lance said.

“Well, I was in the right in the end, wasn’t I?!” 

“Touché.”

“Well, what did you ask for?” Pidge asked. 

“A new knife?” Hunk asked.

“No.” Keith said.

“Your own flying ship?”

“No.”

“A kiss under the mistletoe?” 

“…N-No!” Keith blushed.

“He Hesitated! He Hesitated!” Lance shouted. “He totally asked for a kiss! He did! He did!”

“No I didn‘t!”

“He did.” Shiro smirked.

“Shiro!!”

Santa chuckled. “It is quite the list, little Keith. Sadly, I cannot gift you a kiss for chritsmas. Nor can I gift you a Hippopotamus for Christmas.”

Keith hid his face in his hands, as the rest of the team burst into hysterics. 

“A Hippo?!” Lance laughed. 

“I like Hippos…” Keith grumbled.

…

“Santa Clause,” Alurra spoke in a regal voice. “Voltron would like to request your help in deleivering joy to the universe.”

“I would love to Princess,” Santa said. “However, you know I do my best work one night year. Tonight.”

“How can we help?”

“The Voltron Lions are fast, as well as your Altean Castle Ship. By working together, we can reach more planets tonight then ever.”

“wait Wait Wait,” Hunk said. “Is this actually happening? Are we about to help the real live Santa Clause deliver presents across the Galaxy?”

“I think so buddy!” Lance smiled. 

“OMG, we’ll get to see the ELVES Units!” Pidge gasped.

“Well of course,” Santa said. “I’ll have to lend you each one if we’re going to make this work after all.”

Pidge almost fainted.

“Don’t use the tech to make yourself a hippo, ok Keith?” Lance smirked.

“I’m not gonna make myself a hippo!” Keith yelled.

“Paladins, suit up and get to your Lions.” Alurra said. “Voltron is going to save Christmas for the univirse!”

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“How are you doing Pidge?” Shiro asked Pidge over the coms.

“Great!” Pidge said, but seemed to be panting.

“You ok?”

“Yeah! Its just a little hot in my lion. The ELVES unit is working hard and its making it hot.”

“What planet you on?”

“Olkari! They are all asking for super tech advanced gifts, so the ELVES unit is working hard.”

“What about you Hunk?”

“I’m working on gifts for Shay’s Balmara!” Hunk said. “Everyone there seems to like a lot of simple things.”

“Well make sure to give Shay something extra nice~” Lance giggled over the coms.

“Laaaaaaance!”

“Lance, where are you at?” Shiro asked.

“Great! I’ve made way more gifts then Keith has!”

“yeah, But I got to more planets!” Keith joined the call.

“Is that a challenge?!”

Shiro sighed.

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Keith and Lance were in a fast paced contest of who could make the most gifts and deliver the most. Some would say it was not in the spirit of Christmas to compete as they were. But the spirit of Christmas is too have fun with those you cherish. And even though neither would admit it, thats exactly what they were doing. 

“So Keith,” Lance smirked. “Who did you ask for a kiss from?”

“I-I didn’t ask for a kiss!” Keith cried.

“Yeah you did! Santa said so!”

Keith blushed.

“C’mon, don’t lie! It’ll put you on tube naught list!”

“Fine! I did ask for a kiss.”

“I knew it! Who from?”

“I’m not telling you!”

“It was back at the Garrison. Was it Jane?”

“No.”

“Was it Sarah? Her hair was really pretty. I could totally understand.“

“No!”

“Was it Bethany? She was awesome on the simulator—“

“It wasn’t a girl!”

“Oh…”

“I…I shouldn’t have said that.” Keith said.

“N-No! Keith, thats totally fine.” lance said.

“It is?”

“Yeah!”

“you don’t think it’s weird?”

“What? No! Dude, I’m Bi!”

“Wait, you are?”

“Yeah.”

“Oh…”

“Is that…ok?”

“Yeah.” 

It was a fond silence between them. A mutual understanding and thankfulness of trust.

(NOTE: My mom and I had this funny idea of the mission having to be urgently redone entirely because Keith kept giving everyone Hippos 😂. However that obviously didn’t make the cut LMAO)

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Voltron succeeded in their mission, and by the next day every planet in the far univirse had received a present from Santa Clause. In thanks, Santa allowed the Paladins to use the ELVES unit to create Christmas gifts for eachother. And so the Paladins sat in a circle with eachother, sharing their gifts.

Shiro Received: A pride flag from Lance, which made him blush from embarrassment. But he did really like it. A “I’ll drop everything a make you a meal” coupon from Hunk. A knife with a pitch black blade from Keith. A super strong decorative magnet for his arm from Pidge. 

Hunk Received: A Golden Blade knife from Keith. A super tech blender from Pidge. A bunch of different Alien fruit seeds from Shirogane. And a bunch of already grown. Alien fruit.

Pidge received: A knife with a shiny emerald blade from Keith. A huge jar of Earth Peanut Butter from Hunk. A special ship building tool from Shiro. And a hologram video from Lance.

“Whats this?” Pidge asked.

“Play it,” Lance asked.

Pidge played the video, and it was a video of her brother Matt and her Father in the Green Lion’s hanger. They were waving to her. Staying hello and that they love her. Pidge teared up. She was so happy she had found them, but still missed them terribly. 

“H-How did you…”

“I actually had planned to give that to you this Christmas long before we met Santa. Right before they left for the Rebel base, I asked them to let me film them for you.”

“Lance, thank you!” Pidge gave Lance a hug.

…

Lance handed Keith his gift. It was a rather large box. Keith opened it nervously. Inside was a big soft plush hippo. It had a big red bow around its neck and shiny marble eyes. Keith’s own eyes lit up.

“H-Hippo!” He smiled.

“Ha, yup!” Lance smiled. “Do I know my rival or what?”

Keith grabbed his gift for Lance and handed it to him.

“B-But you haven’t finsihed your gifts yet—“

“Open it.” keith demanded.

“ok! ok!” lance laughed.

“So, a Blue knife?” Lance laughed.

Lance opened the box, and was surprised. It was a small garnish—It was mistletoe. Lance held it up, to get a closer look at it. “Mistletoe? Who knew you were such a sappy-“

Keith gave Lance a peck on the cheek. The two blushed as red fire-trucks, or at least the space equivalent. The rest of the team giggled and laughed at the two lovebirds. 

“I…It was you. I wanted to kiss you at the Garrison.” Keith mumbled. 

“I wanna kiss you HERE.” Lance grabbed Keith’s face and gave him an actual Kiss.

“Well, Merry Quiznacking Christmas!” Corran laughed. “Now, where’s my kiss?!”

The rest of the team laughed.

THE END, MERRY CHIRTMAS

MHA self insert oneshot — Rikido Sato // WogWoman — Mineta is mean D:

 I miss my “first meeting” self inserts lol.

TW: Ableism, Sexual Harrassment, R-Slur Mineta 

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Rikido Sato was in his Third Year of UA. Class 3-A…wow, they had been through so much! But here they were in their final year at UA! Soon they would be Pro Heros and SideKicks! His dreams was fast approaching! But he tried not to get so far ahead of himself. It was just the first few days of the new year, there was still a long while to go. 

Sato Was making his way to U.A, when he saw someone he hadn’t seen before at the gates. She didn’t wear the uniform at all, but a simple blue blouse. But goodness, she was beautiful! She had long dirty blonde hair and a round body. He wondered if she were smiling, that she would probably have the most beautiful one in the world. Sato was nervous to approach her, but she was at the gate. He didn’t really have a choice, did he?

“Uhm, hi…” Sato said to her.

“Ah!” She jumped in surprise. “Oh, hi!”

“Sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you.”

“Oh its fine. Are you going in?”

“Yup, you?”

“Nah, I don’t attend UA. I bet its cool though!”

“It is.”

“I’m Rikido Sato, Third Year.” Sato smiled, as he held out his hand.

“I’m Molly, Third Year too!” Molly happily shook his hand.

“Don’t you have school?” 

“My school is off today due to staff complications.”

“Oh ok.”

“So, are you in the Hero Course?” Molly asked.

“Yup! Class 3-A!” Sato smiled. “My quirk gives me super strength when I eat sugar. Pretty basic, but—“

“Are you serious?! THATS AWESOME!” Molly gasped

“You think so?”

“Yeah! I would kill to have a quirk like that!”

“What is your quirk?”

“Heh, I’m quirkless.” Molly blushed.

“Oh, thats ok!”

“Really?”

Sato nodded.

“So, why were you waiting out here?” Sato asked.

“Well I-“

“MOLLY!” Mineta came rushing out the gates to Molly. “Oh it’s so good to see your boobs! I-I mean you!” He gave Molly a hug and…squeezed her chest.

“Mineta?” Sato looked down. “You know Molly?”

“Duh, she’s my girlfriend!”

“I am not!” Molly hissed suddenly before her happy smile came back. But it seemed to be hiding something. “We’re….friends…from middle school.”

“Oh, ok!”

“Yeah, she was a poor little Special Ed kid, before I took pity on her!” Mineta said dramatically, still holding her chest.

Molly looked really embarrassed and uncomfortable. Wether Sato knew Molly or not, that wasn’t a very nice thing to say. But maybe there was something he didn’t know, so he didn’t say anything.

“Well, uh, it was great to meet you Sato!” Molly smiled a strained smile. 

“Yeah, you too Molly!” Sato smiled. “I hope to see you again soon! C’mon Mintea, we gotta get to class.”

“Nah, I’m skipping!”

“Seriously? Aizawa will kill you!”

“Y-yeah!” Molly cried out. “I, uh, don’t want you to get in trouble!” She pushed Mineta off of her. 

“Hm, I guess your right. Gotta impress the R*tard, right?” He winked at Molly and skipped off as if he hadn’t said anything.

…

Sato just stood there shocked. Mintea just called his so called girlfriend a slur! What the hell?! Molly and Sato just stood there, looking at UA in the distance for a bit. Then, Molly broke down. She started crying and brought her hands to her face. She tried to make herself as small as possible, and was shaking. She looked like she couldn’t gather the courage to run, or explain. So she just stood there and cried.

“Are you ok?!” Sato asked. “What he just did was not ok!”

“I-I should be used to it,” Molly sniffled. “This is so embarrassing! I’m so sorry!”

“Used to it?!”

Molly just kept crying. 

The school bell rang, and Molly gasped. “Oh no no no I made you late!”

“Its ok,” Sato said, comforting Molly. “Follow me.”

“Wh-What?”

Sato began to lead Molly into UA.

“I-I can’t be here!” Molly cried. “I-I’m not a s-student! You’ll get in trouble!”

“Hey, you’re the one in trouble right now. And I’m a hero, I have to help! Or at least, be a good friend.”

Molly blushed, but nodded.

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Sato led Molly into Recovery Girl’s office. With her help he would be able to get help from her, HoundDog, or even Nezu.

“Sato, who is this? Is everything ok?” RecoveryGirl asked.

“Hi RecoveryGirl, this is Molly.” Sat explained. “And no, there was an incident outside the gates. I saw everything.”

“Oh dear! Come sit Ms. Molly.” 

Molly sat down on the hospital cot, and RecoveryGirl asked her some questions. 

“Is anything hurt Physically?” She asked.

Molly nodded.

“What?! Are you ok?!” Sato gasped.

“What hurts?” RecoverGirl stayed calm.

Molly blushed, but pointed to her chest. “M-My boobs…”

“What happened?”

“Minet…I mean, someone grabbed them really hard.”

“Someone?!—“

“Mr. Sato, I’m going to need you to step out for a moment, I need to check Ms. Molly.”

Sato huffed, but nodded.

…

How was Molly just letting Mineta get away with all this? He sexually harassed her, apparently HURT HER! And he said such cruel things! Was Mineta really her friend from middle school? If Sato were Molly, he would have gotten a retraining order straight outa middle school graduation. Sato paced in front of the RecoveryGirl’s office, waiting to be let back in. He really hoped Mineta little claws hadn’t hurt Molly to serverly. Although they had just met, he was very worried about Molly. He wanted to be her friend, maybe something more one day! She deserved better than that purple bastard.

RecoverGirl at the moment called Sato back in. Molly was shifting uncomfortably, and next to the cot was a few ointments and pain pills. God damn that groping grape—

“Sato, I need you and Molly to explain the situation.” RecoveryGirl said.

“Are you ok Molly?” Sato asked first.

“Yeah,” Molly said. “Sorry again.”

“Don’t be,” RecoveryGirl said. “Now, please recount what happend to me.”

“Well, we were chatting outside the front gates of UA.” Sato said. 

Molly nodded. “I was waiting for a friend when we started chatting.”

“Then that….friend, showed up.” Sato growled. If Molly didn’t wanna spill, it wasn’t his place. 

“Does this friend attend here at UA?” RecoveryGirl asked.

Sato and Molly nodded.

“We’ll get to that later. Continue.”

“He, uhm…he grabbed my breasts. And it hurt a lot, I didn’t like it.”

“How long were your breast in his grip?” RecoveryGirl girl asked wares.

“…The whole time.”

“And how long was that?”

“Five minutes?” Sato guessed.

“Now I see why the injuries are so servers for the situation.” RecoveryGirl girl said. “The marks show he wasn’t just gripping, he was pulling. As if he were hanging on them.”

“Yeah, he was.”

“What’s else happened?” RecoveryGirl said.

“He uhm…he called me things.” Molly said. 

“Are you willing to recount them?”

“Not all of them, but he called the the r-word.”

RecoveryGirl flinched, but continued. “Are you willing to disclose whom this student was.”

Sato was about to speak, but Molly interrupted him.

“No,” she said. “He…he worked hard to be at this school. I can’t take that away from him.”

“He doesn’t deserve to be here!” Sato yelled.

“But—“

“Molly, in the short time I’ve known you you must see that!”

Molly looked up at him, and nodded. “His name is Minoru Mineta.” Molly admitted.

RecoveryGirl nodded. “He will be dealt with before the school day ends. Thank you Ms. Molly for your cooperation.”

Molly nodded.

“Well, I suppose I should go.” Molly stood back up.

“I-I’ll walk you out!” Sato said.

“But you’re already missing enough class already!”

“I will make sure Aizawa Sensei is aware of the situation,” RecoveryGirl said. “Sato will be excused from his classes for as long as nessessary in order to make you feel safe and calm.”

“Thank you Ma’am!” Sato smiled.

“I can’t thank you enough,” Molly gasped.

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Sato walked Molly back to the front gates of UA. She was still hunched in on herself a bit, but Sato stood close and wouldn’t let anyone else harm her.

“What Mintea said was true, ya know.” Molly sighed.

“What?!” Sato gasped. “You can’t possibly—“

“I…I am a special Ed kid. I’ve always been.”

Sato was silent, trying to comprehend the way she said it. She said it as if Minetea was right, and that all she deserved was pity.

“I really….I really am a r*tar—“

“Stop!” Sato gasped. “Thats not true!”

Molly looked up at him, tears in her eyes.

“Just because your a Special Ed student, doesn’t mean you aren’t an amazing, beautiful, and kind person! Mintea is a villainous person and doesn’t deserve to be at UA, let alone be allowed to treat you so horribly!”

“You….You think I’m beautiful?” 

“Ahh!” Sato blushed. “Y-yeah…I-I’m so sorry! I just—“

Molly giggled, and smiled for the first time in too long. “Thank you Sato.”

They made it to the front gates, but Molly didn’t walk through them. She still looked nervous. 

“Where are you going after this?” Sato asked.

Molly shrugged. “N-Normally after bad days, I kinda just pamper? I grab food and bathe with nice soap and face mask. But…”

“But…?”

“I’m kinda torn. I wanna do those things! But, I also don’t wanna be alone.”

Sato blushed. “Uhm…if its not too forward…maybe I could join you today?”

“R-Really?!”

“I-I’m actually a baker and cook! So if you like food when sad I’d love to help.”

“I-I couldn’t ask that of you—!”

“RecoverGirl did say I was excused for as long as it took to make you feel calm. I guess that will just be all day!”

…

Molly and Sato ended up spending that day together. Sato cooked them a delicious meal, and Molly took a long bath. After she was done, Sato made cookies. While they were baking, Molly and Sato did facemasks and watched their favorite shows and movies. It was almost like….a date!

THE END

(Lost inspiration, boo! Oh well, it still turned out well lol)

Sky High Drabble — Will Stronghold // Warren Peace

 OKOKOK LISTEN LISTEN J-JUST LISTEN—!

Look, sometimes you just get cravings for some new gay and you just gotta throw your dignity out the window! Besides, we could just say this is a MHA oneshot if we wanted!!!

Anyway, I’m just writing bits and pieces of the story. I’m skipping over the “Save the citizen” and “Paper Lanturn” Scenes cuz I’m tired and this is me just being a dumbass.

SO LETS GET THIS OVER WITH!!!

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Warren Peace had every reason to despise Will StrongHold. The guy’s father was the reason his own was in imprisonment for life. The minute that boy walked into the lunchroom, Warren was going to give him a piece of his mind! And at that moment, Will walked in with his friends…

And Warren didn’t give him a piece of his mind, he gave him his whole heart instead. The boy was very handsome, and while he looked very unsettled by the new school in general still held a smile. A nervous one, but still a beautiful smile at that. Warren couldn’t help but stare at Will, as he sat at the table across from him. 

Will looked at Warren for a moment. Crap! Warren was a bit flustered. Does he smile? Wave? Say hi? Before he could decide, Will got scared ands turned back around. “Great, My first day of Sky High and I already have an Arch Enemy.”

Warren sighed and grumbled to himself. He blew it.

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The next time Warren encountered Will, it was once again in the lunchroom. Will had been tripped by a bully and fallen. His lunch flew into the air and spilled all over Warren. If Will hadn’t been his crush he would’ve burned him too a crisp! But, he was Warren’s crush. So instead he stood up ands looked down at Will silently. Will looked up at him, scared. Warren offered Will his hand and helped him up. Will looked kinda shocked.

“I-I’m so sorry about that!” Will cried. “I-I was tripped and—“

“Whatever,” Warren said. He shoved some spare cash into Will’s hands. “Just get yourself Lunch, dumbass.” 

Will blushed, but nodded and rushed away. Once he was gone and the lunchroom stopped staring at them, Warren smiled. Yes! That was so smooth of him!

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(Time skip to the end of the movie stfu i’m tired)

Warren had decided to suck it up and wear a tux. He was wearing his father’s favorite. Not like his father had much use for it in jail. He said as much to Will, who chuckled.

“Look, thank you for all your help.” Will said. “I don’t know if we would have defeated Gwen if it weren’t for you!”

Warren blushed. “Heh, its whatever. I’m just glad your safe.”

Will blushed at that. 

“You know, you’re…really awesome.” Will smiled.

“Wh-What?” Warren gasped.

“I-I mean, hearing about what my dad did to yours? I thought you would have hated me! But, you don’t! Heck, your really kind to me! And I just wanted you to know that…I really like you.”

Could that have meant as a friend? Or did he mean he liked Warren back? At that moment it didn’t matter, because Warren quickly gave Will a kiss. Will was shocked at first, but leaned into it. The two let go quickly, but both still very much enjoyed the kiss.

“Th-Thank you.” Warren said. “If I’m honest, I expected myself to hate you too. But once I met you, I couldn’t help but fall in love with you.”

Will smiled. “Do…do you wanna dance?”

Warren smiled back, very big for the first time. “Yeah, I’d like that!”

THE END

(Listen I have no life!! We’ve been over this!!)

Self Insert Drabble — Personified Mr Peabody // WogWoman

 OK LISTEN I’M NOT A FURRY!!!!!! 

But like, he has a very attractive voice, skills, and likes PUNS. So lets make him a ‘cat boy’—well, ‘dog boy’ and work with that. So he’ll have white ears and a tail, but other than that will be a human man.

We will not speak of this outside this blog, GOT IT?! Ok? OK.

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Mr. Peabody awoke in the middle of the night. Something was off, but what? Sherman was in bed, the WAYBAC was secured, his lover was beside him-

Wait, where was his lover? The other half of his bed was empty. He exited his bed and left his room to find her.

He found his lover in the music/reading room, a blanket around her as she rested on the couch.

“Darling?” Mr. Peabody approached Molly. “What are you doing?”

“Mr.Peabody,” Molly looked up at him. “Sorry, did I wake you?”

“No, you did not.”

“Oh, thats good…” she let her eyes fall.

“Why don’t you come back to bed.”

“I’m really tired, but my mind won’t quiet down.”

Mr. Peabody nodded, he understood the feeling. 

Mr. Peabody took a few strides forward and sat at his grand piano. He softly and quietly began to play “If You Loved Me For Me”, a song he new Molly enjoyed. He could see Molly visibly relax, and he eyes close more lightly. When he finished the song, Molly was clearly much more relaxed. But not asleep yet. 

Mr. Peabody led Molly back to their bedroom, and lay her down. He sat by her side, and ran his hand through her hair softly. He began to read a short story from a book collection he knew she enjoyed. To the sound of his voice, she finally fell peacefully asleep. He sighed in relief, his tail wagging a bit. 

He looked at the clock, and saw it was about time for he himself to awaken. Goodness, how long had Molly been up? No matter, he simply turned off the alarm to let Molly rest.

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Mr. Peabody looked at his son fondly as he rushed to the kitchen counter for breakfast.

“Good morning Mr. Peabody!” He said happily. 

“Good Morning Sherman,” Mr. Peabody responded, laying a chocolate chip waffle on his plate.

“Where is Ms. Molly?” Sherman asked, taking a bite of hos breakfast.

“Ms. Molly did not sleep well. I am allowing her more rest.”

“Oh no!” Sherman said. “Is there anything I can do before I leave for school?” 

Mr. Peabody gave Sherman some note paper and a pen. “I’m sure she’d love a note from you to wake up to.”

Sherman nodded, and began to write.

…

Molly awoke, well rested. She was very thankful for her lover’s help last night. She looked over at her bedside, and saw three things: The clock reading 11:00 am, A Pink Rose, and A note from Sherman.

She smiled softly, and read the note.

I’m sorry you didn’t sleep well Miss Molly :( I hope you feel better when you wake up! 

Sherman :)

Molly chuckled. She stood up and got dressed. She was feeling much better, and dressed decently. She made her way out of the bedroom, and saw Mr. Peabody preparing lunch. It was a nice one, with her favorite snacks and a vase of the same pink roses that were on her bedside.

“Good Morning Molly,” Mr. Peabody’s tail began to wag.

“I guess it is still morning, huh?” Molly chuckled, and sat down at the table.

“I am glad you were able to rest,” Mr. Peabody poured a few drinks.

“Heh, thanks to you.”

The two cheered the glasses, and smiled.

THE END

(Again, we do not speak of this!!)

 

MHA Self Insert Drabble — Izuku Midoryia // WogWoman — Hand Hugs

Platonic

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Izuku Midoryia was losing his mind over the new student of UA. She was in the General Studies department, but it seemed she was everywhere! All the students of all the Hero Courses had met her at least once, as she seemed to constantly be wandering. However, she would be giving out what she called ‘hand hugs’. Everyone claimed that after her quirk, they would feel so relaxed. Or happy, or just better in general! Izuku hadn’t experienced one yet nor had he met her. And he was dying to do so! He wanted to meet her, understand her quirk! And yet he could never seem to find her! It was really stressing him out. But, he was too shy to ask his friends for help. A bit shy to meet the apparently kind and pretty student too. But speak of the Devil…

“Hey, your Midoryia right?” The new student approached him.

Midoryia spun around. “H-Hi! Y-yes I’m…I’m M-Midoryia!”

“I’m Molly! I’ve been dying to meet you!” She smiled

“M-Meet me?”

“Yeah! Everyone in all the hero courses seem to know you! And I guess I wanted to be in the loop!” She laughed.

Midoryia turned red. “I-I’ve heard a lot about you too.” He said.

“Really?” Molly asked. “Well, what do they say?”

“They said your quirk is really cool. That the ‘hand hugs’ make them feel really nice.”

“,,,what quirk?” Molly asked.

“T-The Quirk! ‘Hand Hugs’!” Midoryia cried.

Molly laughed. “I don’t have ‘Hand Hugs’ quirk silly! I’m actually quirkless.”

“W-WHAT? B-But…”

“Here, lemme give you my so called ‘quirk’.” Molly chuckled and took Midoryia’s hand.

Midoryia felt noise nerves spike at the sudden contact. But as Molly’s warm hands held his deformed ones, he calmed down a bit. Molly squeezed, and he relaxed. Molly added pressure with her thumbs, and smeared them along his palm. Midoryia melted. There’s no way this amazing healing Power wasn’t a quirk.

“Its no quirk,” Molly said, reading his mind apparently. “Just good old affection!”

THE END

MHA Self Insert Oneshot — Class 1-A // WogWoman — I give therapy

 Idk where i had this idea but here we are!! Perhaps I needed an Ego boost?

IDK, I’m just giving Class 1-A therapy no joke lol

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Principal Nezu sat patiently in his office. He knew the Hero Life was cruel and dangerous, and that Aizawa was truly doing his best to teach Class 1-A. However, the stress on the young students was beginning to concern him.

After weighing his options, he decided to bring in an “intern” of sorts. He had the school theripist, HoundDog, scout out local high schools, for students with quirks that may be able to help the situation. HoundDog returned with a report of a young lady who he beleived would help. She was kind, understanding, and had a quirk called “hand hugs”.

“What does this “hand hug” quirk entale?” Nezu had asked.

“The young women is actually quirkless.” HoundDog clarified.

“I see.”

“However, as a theripist, I see a lot of potential in her for this project. She has her own trauma, but an incredible skill to look at any situation from any perspective. She knows how to confort people in sll sorts of ways. I know she will be able to-“Don’t worry Mr.HoundDog,” Nezu had said. “I will arrange for her to be transfered to UA Class 1-A shortly.”

And so here Nezu sat, awaiting his newest student. He could hear Midnight’s laughter outside, along with a more awkward laugh. Midnight walked in with the new Student.

“She’s a hoot!” Midnight smiled. 

The girl blushes.

Midnighr patted her back, as she left The girl and Nezu alone.

…

“Welcome Miss Molly,” Nezu smiled respectfully. “Please have a seat!”

Molly nodded, and sat down. “Am I allowed to compliment the color of your fur sir?”

“I would prefer if you did not.”

“Oh ok! I’m so sorry.” Molly bowed her head. “I like your blazer!”

“Oh?”

“Yeah! It very fancy fitted, and the buttons are shiny!”

Nezu was impressed that the young girl was able to easily compliment him, even after he initially shut her down. She was a very understanding, and had a kind voice. While he could tell she was trying to be professional and respectful, he could also tell everything she said was genuine. He asked her if she fully understood why she waas being transferred to UA’s Class 1-A HeroCourse. She answered honestly as best she could:

“Mr. HoundDog said I would make a great intern for him!” She smiled. “I’ve been interested in working in the mental health feild, so I was happy to accept. I don’t fully understand why I’m in the hero course. I’m assuming it was the best place to put me convince-wise. But…I’m sure there’s something I’m missing?”

“Correct,” Nezu said. “While you are here to partially study under Mr. HoundDog, we believe you can help our troubled students in Class 1-A.”

“They’re in the news a lot. I can imagine with everything that’s apparently happened to them must take a tole…”

“Indeed. Despite your quirkless status, we believe you can truly help them in a way no one else can.”

“How?”

“I suppose they need a reality check. A reminder that the world is not out to get them. Someone to talk and understand them, give them the comfort they need.”

“I can do that.” But it almost feel wrong, like being hired to be their friend…”

“The very notion that you feel that way proves that you are not. That you truly wish to help and befriend.”

Molly blushed, but nodded.

“Now there are a few things I wish to review before your first class today.” Nezu said.

Molly nodded.

“As we want you to be able to comfort the students of 1-A, Mr.HoundDog has informed me of the five love languages. Being aware of them, the school is prepared to financially assist. This credit card can be used to fund gifts, quality time, and acts if service.”

Molly took the credit card. “A-Are you serious?!”

“Yes.”

“This is very kind of you, thank you!”

“We also want you to be aware: You must practice what your preach.”

“What do you mean?”

“We can’t possibly expect a student to carry all of this burden. Therefore, you will meet with HoundDogh once a week for your own therapy as well as any other lessons he may be preparing to teach you.”

“Sounds great to me!”

“Final subject: I understand being quirkless can be a social issue for many. Aizawa is aware, and will not be revealing this information without your consent.”

“Okay, thank you!” Molly said.

The first bell rang, signally Molly’s first day of UA was starting.

“Thank you again Mr. Nezu,” Molly stood. “For everything!”

“Of course!” nezu smiled. “One last thing,”

“Hm?”

“I wish to experience this ‘hand hug’ I have been told about.”

Molly grinned. “Sure, of course!” 

She reached over and took one of Nezu’s paws in her hand. She wrapped her fingers around and squeezed a bit. She squeezed a bit tight her and shook it happily. Then, she let go.

“That was delightful, thank you.”

“Lemme know whenever you want one!” Molly said, rushing out the door.

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Class 1-A was a buzzing mess this morning. They entered the classroom, with the words ‘Don’t Freak Out’ were written on the call board. This sent the class into a ‘freaked out’ frenzy anyway! 

And so Aizawa’s suspicions were answered. He had written it as Vaughan as possible, to see his students’ reaction. Mentally Healthy students would be curious or slightly nervous. Not hunched in their seats tightly, mumbling, or preparing for something to jump out at them. He hated getting his students worked up like this, but he wanted the new Student/Intern to know what they were working with. 

He had been informed of her Disability and Quirkless Status, and was aware of everything that would be required in the classroom. For her OR the students. As long as she didn’t distrust class, he didn’t care.

The bell was soon to ring, and everyone was there. The new student entered the room, startling the students a bit. She didn’t stop at all, before finding an empty seat right next to Tokoyami.

(Screw Mineta he now sits in the time out corner perminantly).

The class was shocked to see a new student, and Tokoyami(and dark shadow) and Momo couldn’t help but stare. Aizawa was sure if Midoryia had a way to turn around without being obvious, he would be interrogating the new student by now. But the bell rang, and Aizawa called attention to the class.

“I’m sure your wondering why I wrote what I did on the chalkboard,” Aizawa said.

The class had all eyes on the new girl.

“Well I guess you already know,” he gestured for the new girl to come to the front of the class. “This is your new classmate.”

“Hi everyone!” The girl said. “My name is Molly! I’m super sorry I startled you all.”

Everyone greeted Molly in unison, all obviously relived there wasn’t trouble or danger. 

Molly went and sat back down without another word. Aizawa knew she was here to help the student mentally, and wanted to push for her to be doing so already. But she she sat down casually and waved to each student as she did so, he had a feeling she knew what she was doing…\

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It took everything within each student not to whisper or pass notes in classes that day. The new girl was friendly, but hadn’t done much yet. They couldn’t guess anything about her or her quirk. But when the lunch bell finally rang, they surrounded her(unintentionally). They bombarded her with questions about what she liked, why she transfered and her quirk.”

She seemed nervous, but needed up just chuckling. “Well, I like making new friends!” Was the only question she ended up answering. “Maybe ya’ll can help me out with that first?”

Before anyone could offer a seat at their lunch table, Molly approached…

“Your Todoroki, right?” Molly asked.

Todoroki just nodded.

“Can I sit with you at lunch today? Along with whoever else you sit with?”

Todoroki nodded.

“Yeah! You can totally sign with us!” Uraraka joined in.

“Awesome!” Molly cheered. “Lead the way!”

…

Tenya Iida and Izuku Midoryia, looked nervously over at Todoroki and Molly at the end of the table. They loved their friend dearly, but Todoroki had the habit to trauma dump.

“I saw you on TV at the sports festival,” Molly said.

Oh no, that was bound to get Todoroki started! They just hoped he didn’t scare the new student off.

“I think you were really brave!” Molly said.

“Brave?” Todoroki asked.

“Yeah,” Molly said. “When you used your fire, you looked surprised at yourself. Part of me wonders if it was your first time using it, but I doubt that. Either way, you looked like you were really dedicated for the first time during the festival.”

“It actually was my first time using my fire.”

“Really?”

“Yes, Midoryia inspired me that it was not my father’s quirk but my own.”

Molly turned to Midoryia. “Midoryia is right!”

Midoryia blushed a bit, honored at the shoutout. 

“But even with my new found acceptance of my right side, I still have trouble believing I did the right thing.”

Wait, he doubted Midoryia’s advice? He’d never told anyone this! It was like everything else was gone, and it was just him and Molly talking about their feelings.

“If I may,” Molly began.”I think that its good that you’ve accepted your fire! But…you don’t have to go all out all at once. Ya know?”

“I think…?” Todoroki raised an eyebrow.

“I mean, you worked with your ice for years obviously. And now your trying to use both at once all of a sudden? When you only just accepted your fire? As powerful as your quirk—er, quirks can be, you have the option to pace one at a time. You should pace yourself one at a time.”

Todoroki nodded. “Why didn’t I consider that…?”

“Sometimes you just need an outside eye.” Molly placed a hand on Todoroki’s.

“Sorry guys,” Molly turned to the others at the table. “Kinda got deep there!”

“Its….no problem….” Midoryia said.

“Not at all,” Tenya Iida said. “We are glad your helped our dear friend.”

“Yeah!” Uraraka smiled. “Omg! You should come to girl’s night tonight!”

“Girl’s night?” Molly asked.

“Yeah! It will be fun! And with your total deep vibes, it think it could be a lot of fun!”

“Sure, sounds great!”

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That night, the girl’s one class 1-A were joined by their newest female student. Molly was happy to do face masks with everyone and even went outside her comfort zone and allowed them to do her hair. However painting nails was off the table for her. Said she ‘didn’t have nail’s, as she held up her chewed nails. Mina offered to fix them, but Molly refused. Said it was harder to do her hand hugs when her nails were tampered with. After that, the girls demanded to try hand hugs. Molly happily obliged, and all the girl’s loved it. 

“Hagakure,” Molly said, can I give you a hand hug?” Molly asked.

Hagakure’s gloved hands waved frantically. “Th-Thats ok! My gloves are really scratchy sometimes!”

“Oh, do you want to take them off?”

“But then you can’t see me art all!”

Molly carefully took Hagakure’s gloved hand and felt for her arm. She slowly removed the glove and felt the invisible girl’s bare hand. After feeling her way there, she gave the girl a proper hand hug. Hagakure’s hand squeezed back passionately, and the group went silent at the sweet scene.

“So, Molly!” Mina chirped. “You really wanted to sit with Todoroki today. Do you think he’s cute?”

Molly blushed bit. “I mean, I guess? If you ask me, everyone is Class 1-A is attractive. Including you all!”

The group all “Awwwed” happily.

“But, no. I didn’t sit with him because I thought he was cute.”

“Then why?”

“I just…I felt like he needed someone to talk to.”

Uraraka chuckled. “he trauma dumps a lot, sorry you got stuck with it!”

“I’m not, I’m glad I was able to help!”

“Yeah, you did end up giving really good advice,” Uraraka chucked.

“Do you…think you could give me some advice?” Tsu asked.

Molly turned to the frog girl. “Sure!” She smiled.

“Sometimes I…I don’t feel like a human girl. Like, I want to be like you all! Pretty, and warm, blooded. Not with these needy eyes and…frog-ness!”

“Tsu No! Your beautiful!” The girls cried out.

“Its okay to not feel human Tsu, especially with a quirk like yours.” Molly said. “But, human or not, it’s doesn’t matter! What matter is whats here,” she poked Tsu’s heart and chest. “Human or not, your compassionate and clever! Human or not, you are beautiful! I love your long straight hair, and your small black eyes.”

Tsu blushed. “Wow, thank you Molly.” 

“Of course Tsu! We’re friends!” She gave Tsu a hug.

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From then on, Molly befriended everyone in class 1-a.

THE END

(I’m tired stfu)

MHA IIDEKU Oneshot — The LindWorm Prince AU

 Howdy everyone! I wanted to start writing actual content again lol.

Kinda ironic tho: I just separated from my gf. That should be make wanna write self inserts more than ever! But I digress.

So yeah, a rare fairytale au! Wahoo! A LindWorm is a dragon btw, just really….worm-like hahahaha! And I know Tenya Iida is TECHNICALLY the younger sibling, for the sake of the story he’s then elder son. Sorry hahaha.

Anyway, I’m sorry if this SUCKS. Its been a long time hahahaha. Either way, this will be short because its quite a short tale lol! ANd obvi, we’re changing it up a bit.

LETS GOOOOO!!

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Once Upon a Time, there was a Queen who wished for a child. One day she met an old witch, whom took pity on her. She told the Queen to place the most beautiful vase of the castle upside down in the corner of the royal garden. Overnight, two Roses would grow. One Silver, one Red. If she ate the Red, she would be gifted a prince. She she ate Silver, she would be gifted a Princess. But she was forbidden to eat both. 

The Queen followed the Witch’s Instructions, and the next morning he beholded two roses. She prepared to eat a rose, when she was suddenly conflicted. If she had a daughter, one day she might have to be married off to a foreign Prince. However if she had a son, one day he might have to go to war. She struggled for hours, until deciding upon a son. She ate the Red Rose. The rose was incredibly delicious, unlike anything the Queen had ever tasted. So despite the Witch’s warning, she consumed the SIlver Rose as well.

Nine months later, the Queen gave birth to a wonderful son. However, the Son was the younger brother to a horrifying LindWorm. The LindWorm thrashed and hissed, before it slithered away into the night. The Queen, shocked, assumed that perhaps labor had been more exhausting as she thought. She must be seeing things. 

Years passed, and the younger Prince, Prince Tensei, grew into a fine young man. Soon, travelled away from the kingdom to find a suitable Princess to marry. However before he could leave the kingdom’s boarders, he was blocked by a ginormous LindWorm. It had icy silver scales and moved quick and swift. However it’s eyes were hauntingly warm, a dark blue like Prince’s Tensei’s. 

“A Bride for Me, Before a Bride for you; Brother.” It demanded.

Retuning to his castle, the Queen confessed to the Prince of the LindWorm’s orgins. She explained that the LindWorm was his elder brother, and the rightful Prince. And by Royal Birthright, he was to be married first. The King refused to allow his monster of a son to marry a princess or anyone of honor. So he sent for the local baker, and declared her son to be the LindWorm’s bride.

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“Y-You can’t!” Inko Midoryia screamed.

“The King has demanded your son the bride of the LindWorm Prince,” the royal messenger repeated. “The Wedding shall be tomorrow at sunset. If you fail to sacrifice your son, you will be executed.” 

Inko fell to her knees as the royal messenger left.

Izuku Midoryia had seen the entire thing. The King was sacrificing him to the LindWorm Prince?! Surely he was doomed! No amount of warrior training could possibly save him from the wrath of the LindWorm, married or not. But Izuku had to stay strong, for his mother. He comforted his mother, and lay her down for the night. His mother would not sleep for long, surely to be awoken by nightmares. Izuku decided not to sleep, and instead take a walk in the woods. Surely he would be resting in peace by Aftermorrow.

As Izuku walked through there dark woods, he held his sword tightly. “This won’t do any good against a LindWorm.” He muttered to himself. “Should I get another weapon for tomorrow? Am I even allowed to bring a weapon? Maybe my sword could defeat the LindWorm if I train harder with it. But how much better can I get with it in only a few hours…” 

Izuku continued until he was approached by a Witch. He jumped in suprise and raised his sword. But she calmly assured him she meant no harm. She offered him to her home for tea, and Izuku accepted.

“So, whats wrong my child?” The Witch said.

“I have to marry the LindWorm Prince,” Izuku said. “I-I don’t want to! The Kinng is making me, and if I don’t he’ll kill my mom!”

“Oh, I see the Queen did not heed my warning all those years ago.” The Witch said.

“Huh?”

“Long Story. But lets just say The Queen was never to have two children.”

Izuku nodded slowly. He assumed that maybe the Queen had gotten help from the Witch long ago. Then maybe he could get some help!

“I will help you survive your wedding night with the LindWorm.” The witch said.

Is she a mind reader? Izuku thought.

“How?” izuku asked.

“Well, It’s a bit kinky….”

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Izuku began to walk down the isle. Izuku looked all around the venue. The great castle ballroom had been decorated quite well. The flowers and decorations were the royal blues of the kingdom. Izuku had been made to wear royal wedding attire, and had never looked as refined as he currently did. And even the LindWorm was…not as beastly as Izuku imagined he could have been. The icy blue scales were polished to perfection, and it stood with a proper posture. His mother was sobbing as she asked by his side, and not from joy. It took all of Izuku’s strength to pry his mother from his side when he arrived at the alter. 

Izuku looked up at the LindWorm throughout the ceremony. It was obviously a LindWorm, but its eyes were strangely human. The eyes were a dark blue, that shined in the sunset’s light. It was actually quite beautiful. The Human eyes seemed to be screaming something. Was it screaming in wrath, fear, for help? Izuku didn’t know. 

Soon enough the Wedding was over, and Izuku and the LindWorm were husbands. The Weddingc was…oddly normal. There were gifts, a wedding party, and a delicious dinner. But just before the King beckoned Izuku to the LindWorm for the night, Izuku pulled a servant over and asked for certain supplies…

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Izuku stood at the door of his and the LindWorm’s bedroom. He had followed the Wiches instructions so far, and this was the moment of truth. Izuku was wearing many layers of shirts, it was almost hard to move. He opened the door to find a barrel of milk, a wip, and the LindWorm waiting for him. The Servants had brought him everything, time to get to work.

The LindWorm rose into the air, its fangs dropped. It looked ready to eat Izuku, and not in a hot sexy way. And yet once again, The LindWorm’s eyes looked like they were hiding something. Something very human…

 “Remove your clothing,” the LindWorm demanded.

“Remove your skin,” Izuku demanded back.

The LindWorm was confused, but complied.

The LindWorm has shed quite the corpse of skin. Izuku removed one of his shirts. There were still many layered. Izuku smirked. 

“Remove Your Clothing.” The LindWorm hissed.

“Remove Your Skin,” Izuku grinned.

…

The continued until Izuku was down to his final layer. After shedding his skin over many times, the LindWorm was very weak and could barley open its human like eyes. Izuku dipped the wip in the milk. He whispered a prayer, and began to wip the LindWorm. The LindWorm hissed and screeched in pain. It screamed sand roared in anger. Once the LindWorm was very thoroughly wipped into shape, Izuku dropped the wip, and embraced the LindWorm compassionately….

…

When Izuku let go, The LindWorm had turned into a Prince. He was very handsome, with blue hair and a body big and strong. But his beautiful eyes had stayed the same.

“I am so sorry for any harm I caused you,” the Prince said. “I am Prince Tenya. I was cursed from birth with the form of a LindWorm.”

“My Name is I-Izuku Midoryia…” Izuku blushed at the Handsome Prince. 

“You have broken my curse, how can I ever thank you?” Tenya asked.

“Y-You don’t have to thank me!”

Tenya leaned closer to Izuku. “There must be something I can do…”

The two kissed.

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Izuku Midoryia and Prince Tenya Iida were soon properly married, and lived happily ever after.

THE END

(I hope this was at least ok-ish. It was fun to get back into actual fanfic writing :D)

MHA Self Insert oneshot — Rikido Sato // WogWoman — Snow White AU (Rewrite) // Thanksgiving Special

 When the Gf’s away—

Oh wait! I’m at her house rn for Thanksgiving! 

And…I’m kinda losing my mind over it. I’m pretty nervous rn. So yeah, to cool my nerves we’re rewriting the Snow White AU instead of a story ABOUT Thanksgiving lol.

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SO, I’m re-writing my Snow White AU, ya know because i CAN! But(and this is gonna sound weird), I was inspired by the “Good Times” Version of Snow White(well, a funny review on it). I realized I can get my “falls into deep sleep” fix by using the sequences(3) of the OG Snow White Fairytale. MUAHAHAHAHGAA! 

There’s also a bit of “Snow White With the Red Hair” that inspired the beginning of this :D

ALSO! I don’t like Shrek, AT ALL. I hate it(long story. But I vaguely remember this scene of Lord Farquad looking in his Magic Mirror for a Bride. I thought it’d be funny if instead of being Jealous of the “Fairest of Them All” story, we had a “If I can’t have you no one can!” Situation. 

So anyway Mineta Warning.

Also OOC girls of MHA 

TW: Gross Flirting and Gropeping, Harem, Choking, Poison, Mineta

LETS GOOOOO!!! Happy Thanksgiving! 

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Once Upon a Time, 

There was a vain and ignorant King named Mineta. Mineta was a shallow man, and cared not of the soul but of the body. He valued his kingdoms riches and looks, and not the people whom dwelled in it. In fact, one would think the womanizing King would care very much of his people. But no. King Mineta was seeking once again another Queen, all the others demoted to concubines. Mineta approached his Magic Mirror, and spoke “Mirror Mirror On the Wall, Who is the Fairest One of All?”

The foggy glass of the mirror swirled and morphed, to show a visual answer to the King’s question. It showed a young peasant girl, whom resided in the Village not far from the royal castle. She was a rather plump girl, with dark brown eyes and messy golden hair. 

All in all, not Mineta’s type. After all, how could a women so curvy possibly be the fairest of them all? However the Mirror never lies. If this Women was the Fairest of All, she would become his Queen. After all, King Mineta deserved the best. And so, he sent his trusted Advisor Denki  to fetch the young women.

Molly was making her way home from her early afternoon shopping. She had run into a few friendly faces, and was having an overall wonderful day. Up ahead she saw a Royal Staffman walking her way. He had blonde hair and—Oh dear, that was Sir Kamanari! Rumor has it he only appaears when sent to fetch King Mineta a knew bride. Oh, how Molly pitied the poor soul.

Sir Kamanari stopped right in front of her, blocking her way. “Are you Ms. Molly?”

Oh shit, Molly thought. I’m that Poor soul.

“Y-Yes, can I help you?” Molly tried to stay calm.

“Well Hey~” Sir Kamanari winked. “Its your lucky day Missy! You’ve been chosen to become the Queen!”

Molly gasped. “N-No way!”

“Yes! Isn’t that exciting!”

“No, not really! I don’t want—“

“I can see why the Mirror stated your the Fairest, Quite the plump bottom you’ve got there~” Sir Kamanari grabbed a handful of her rump, and Molly gasped. 

She pulled away quite the distance. “Th-Thats impossible! I am by no means the fairest!”

“The Mirror never lies. Now Come with me—“

“NO!”

“Huh?”

Molly began to back away. “I refuse the King’s offer!”

“No one has ever refused the King.” Kamanari said. Not in a angry way, but more of a “wow, I didn’t know that!” way. 

“Well they have now I suppose.” Molly began to run home.

…

“She WHAT?!”

Sir Kamanari shrugged. “I don’t know why, no one has ever dented you King Mineta!”

“She dare Reject me?!” King Mineta stood from his throne. “Well, if I can’t have the fairest of them all then no one can!”

“What are you saying?”

“Summon the Huntsman Kirishima. Order him to lure Molly into the forest and kill her. Have him bring back her Bleeding Heart!”

“K-Kill her?!”

“Did I stutter?”

“No your majesty…”

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Molly walked through the woods with the Red Haired Huntsman, keeping an eye out for blonde fur. The Huntsman, named Kirishima, had approached her in a panic. He had lost his hunting dog and companion, Bakugo, and needed help to search for him in the woods. Molly agreed to help search for the dog, if she was allowed to pet it once found. Kirishima happily agreed.

“Here Doggy!” She called out. “Bakugoooo?”

She heard a loud bark from a few trees away, and rushed over. There was a blonde dog, almost WOLF, angerly barking out.

“Bakugo! There you are!” She approached it carefully. “Kirishima has been worried sick about you!”

Bakugo growled, and suddenly stepped past her.

Molly turned around and shrieked. Bakugo was protecting her from Kirishima, who was raising a dagger! Kirishima was going to kill her! She backed away and allowed the doh top protect her.

“Bakugo, out of the way!” Kirishima cried out.

Bakugo just roared.

Kirishima sighed, and dropped the dagger. He fell to his knees, a few tears falling. “Your right boy, I can’t do it.”

Bakugo approached his owner, and nuzzled him.

“This all is so un-manly…”

“What…WHAT WAS THAT?!” Molly screamedm, approaching the two.

Kirishima looked up at Molly. “Ms. Molly-“

“You were going to kill me! Why?!”

“I was ordered to, by King Mineta!” Kirishima claimed. “But I can’t do it. You don’t deserve to die.”

“Damn right I don’t! Is this how he handles every girl rejecting him?…”

“No one has ever had the bravery to do so.”

“Huh, thats fair.”

“You have to run.” Kirishima said

“What—Where?!” Molly yelled.

“Away! The King will not rest until you are dead! You must leave this kingdom and never return!” Kirishima yelled back. “Now go!”

Molly nodded, and began to run deeper into the forest.

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In hindsight, Molly should have asked Kirishima for some supplies before she ran. She was cold and hungry, and lost as hell. She could be going in circles, and lost forever in this darkness! Suddenly, she’s heard the creaky of an old cart approaching. A small torch could be seen lighting someone’s way.

“H-Hello?” The man called out.

“H-Hi, yes!” Molly responded. “I’m over here!”

The small torch lit the area, and Molly was now speaking with a young traveling baker. He was very handsome, big and strong with spiky brown hair.

“Are you alright?” The man asked.

What was Molly supposed to say? That she was a normal girl from the Village and a Creepy King was trying to get in her pants so she had to flee the kingdom after escaping a murderer? That she was now a hungry and homeless girl alone in the woods?! Not only was that a bad situation, it was an embarrassing one!

“I-I’m lost,” Molly said. “And I’m not sure which way I’m headed.”

“Oh gosh! And its so dark here, you must’ve of been terrified! I know I am whenever my torches run out.”

Molly nodded.

The man reached into his cart, and lit another torch he handed it to Molly.

“Here you go!” He smiled. “My name is Rikido Sato.”

“I’m Molly,” Molly said. “Thank you so much! You have no idea Howe much this means to me.”

“No problem. Oh, and here!” He got a pastry from his cart and handed it to Molly. 

“Oh my gods, thank you!” Molly took the food. “Thank you so much!”

“I…I’d hate to see such a nice and pretty lady scared and upset.”

Molly blushed. Sato at least had respect when flirting with her, unlike a certain King.

“I need to get going,” Sato said. “…I hope to see you again!”

“Me too,” Molly nodded.

…

Thanks to Sato’s torch, Molly was able to survive until daylight. And as luck had it, she had found a diamond mine! Surely there would be someone inside whom could offer her shelter, or at least tell her where she could find a place to stay. 

Molly made her way through the shining mines, and up ahead spotted two miners. One had fluffy pink hair while the other had slick blonde. She approached them, and they stopped their mining, They introduced themselves as Mina and Aoyama.

“What can we do for you Ms.Molly?” Mina smirked.

“I’m in a lot of trouble, and I need somewhere to stay.” Molly said. “Do you know any place where I can stay?”

“Mon Ami~” Aoyama gasped dramatically. “You must stay with us!”

“Are you sure?”

“Of course,” Mina said. “If you can clean our house, you can stay in it.”

“Thank you so much, you have no idea how much this means to me!”

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King Mineta approached his Magic Mirror. Now that Molly was out of the picture, time to finally find his new bride! Surely the newest fairest of them all would love to marry him!

“Mirror Mirror, On the Wall: Who is the Fairest of them All?” He asked.

The Mirror shifted, and it once again showed Molly. She was in a cottage on the edge of the Kingdom, talking to a young man. The two were as laughing and sharing pie.

“Impossible!” King Mineta gasped. “I have to kill her…”

King Mineta began to pace. He had sent his most powerful hunter! Whats more Powerful than a hunter?!…….A Jealous Women sure comes close.

King Mineta rushed through his palace, and burst into his harem. 

The women of the harem swarmed him, blessed to see their king after so long.

“Ladies, Ladies, I have a mission for you.” King Mineta smirked.

“yes! Yes! Anything our king!” The ladies cried.

“Kill Molly, the Fairest of them All!”

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Molly had been staying with Mina and Aoyama for a few days. It was a safe and simple life that she was very greatful for. Sato had even visited a few time! She was fallen fast and hard for the boy baker. 

Today, Molly had wandered to the nearest and smallest market for groceries. There were many sales people calling out advertisements for their products, but one had caught her eye. 

There was a women with a skinny waist and a black haired ponytail selling coresets. They were all very sparkly and beautiful. While Molly had no money to afford one and didn’t actually need one, she still decided to take a look.

“Hello Ma’am!” The women said. “My name is Momo, would you like to try one of my Coresets?” 

“Oh, no thank you.” Molly said. “I can’t afford one. Plus, I doubt they fit me.”

“Nonsense!” Momo said. “My coresests fit anyone and everyone! Allow me to show you!”

Molly rolled her eyes, but nodded.

Momo began to fasten a dark purple coresest around Molly’s waist. Momo was right, it did fit! Well, at least when lose. Momo began to tighten it. And tighten it tighter. And tighter. And tighter! Molly began to see black spots.

“M-Miss..!” Molly cried out.

“Is that—“ Momo yanked one last time. “TIGHT enough?” 

Molly collasped to the ground, breathe shallow and short.

…

Molly awoke to a local police officer standing above her, and Mina looking scared but releived.

“Wh-What happened?” Molly gasped for air.

“There was an illegal saleswomen here,” the police officer said. “She tried to suffocate you with a Coresest. Luckily, your friend here found you and came for help.”

“Molly! I’m so glad you’re okay!” Mina hugged Molly.

Momo had failed her King. Momo, was executed.

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Molly was so excited! Sato had asked her out on a date! She was giddy as she walked around the market. Mina and Aoyama had been so happy for her, they sent her to the market with some money to get something nice to wear for the date.

Molly being Molly, something shiny at a jewelry stand had caught her eye. The saleswomen had brown hair and rosy cheeks.

“Hello Miss!” She smiled. “I am Uraraka, do you see anything you like?”

Molly scanned the table of jewels, and spotted a beautiful hair comb. It was golden with silver and purple jewels “This is lovely! How much is it?”

“No charge,” Uraraka said. “It looks so wonderful with your eyes, you must have it!”

“Really? Thank you!” Molly put it in her hair and kept walking.

As Molly kept shocking, she easily became much more fatigued and weak. Molly was about to sit down on a bench, when she collasped just a few stepped away from it.

…

This time, Molly awoke to Aoyama. He was smashing the comb, saying he was insulted Molly would wear such clashing colors! He rushed Molly home, as it was almost time for her date.

Uraraka had failed her King, Uraraka was executed.

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The date between Sato and Molly had gone very well. The two were deeply in love. Molly was sitting at home, daydreaming when there was a knock at the door. There was a young women with purple hair and largish ears standing with a basket of fruit.

“Hello, can I help you?” Molly asked.

“Hey,” the women said in a chill voice. “I’m Jiro. I tried a new method with growing my orchard this year. I’m going around and offering free fruit samples to see if my method was any good.”

“Oh, that’s lovely! I hope it did!” Molly said.

Jiro held up the basket. “Lets find out!”

Molly took an apple, and bit into it. It tasted bitter and sour. She opened her mouth to tell Jiro that sadly, her crop was gross. However, she couldn’t get anything out before the breathe left her lungs and light left her eyes.

Jiro had pleased her King.

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Sato made his way to Molly’s cottage. It had been quite a few days since he had heard from his girlfriend, and he was worried. Had he done something? Sato knocked on the cottage door.

Aoyama opened the door slowly. He looked very…not fabulous. His hair was messy and greasy, and his eyes looked very said.

“O-Oh! Sato…!” Aoyama gasped.

“Aoyama, whats wrong?” Sato asked.

Aoyama began to cry. “I-I’m sorry! We…We just didn’t know how to tell you!”

“What happened?!” Sato pushed passed Aoyama. “Is Molly O…..Kay….”

Molly lay in a simple wooden coffin in the middle of the room. She had clearly been dead for more than a day, and the flowers around her were already wilting. 

“N-No….” Sato rushed to Molly. “How did she die?!”

Mina held up an apple. “W-We found this…” she said through her tears. 

Sato sniffed it. “Its been poisoned!”

“We think it was King Mineta.” Mina said. “He’s been after her, wanting her dead. I guess he got what he wanted!” She sobbed louder.

Sato held back his tears, as he look Molly’s cold, limp….dead, hand. He held it tight as he gave Molly a farewell kiss. And the, a miracle! Molly’s eyes fluttered and flashed open, and she gasped for air. She sat up in her coffin.

“What…What happened?” She asked.

“Y-Your alive!” Sato cheered.

THE END

(Could You tell I go tired? LOL. Happy Thanksgiving!)