Monday, September 27, 2021

MHA Self Insert Drabble — Tenya Iida /AND/ WogWoman — Autism Acceptence

 When the GF’s away, ~Fictional Men~ come to play~~~

This isn’t romance, its 👨‍🏫Education👨‍🏫. For Tenya AND You!!

And if it wasn’t obvi yet: TW: 

  • Tenya Iida internalized ableism(aka uninformed)
Anything Tenya says at the beginging about “Looking Autistic” or etc is WRONG. 
  • UA are actually being GOOD in this! 

This is honestly a total vent. When me and my GF first got together, she had tons of internalized ableism due to misinformation. So I’ve been teaching her about how to remedeey it! But I do wanna clarify she is NICER than Tenya in this story. Tenya is much more stubborn and less willing to learn than my gf. (Gosh I love my Gf 💛)

Ok lets gooooOOOOO!


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Tenya Iida had knowledge in many different feilds. And while socializing with other peers his age wasn’t one he had much knowledge in, he was slowly learning with experience. However, peers with disabilities was something he was brand new at. He had learned the basic knowledge on mentally disabled people. However as we all know: The information on the disabled in schools is not the most accurate or respectful. And Tenya learned this when he first met Molly. 

It had been a school wide event, and principal Nezu was making a speech. Students stood in a crowd to listen. Tenya was paying close attention, however something close to him had caught his attention. There was another student next to him wearing headphones. How disrespectful! As a Class Representative he felt compelled to scold her. 
“Excuse me Miss,” he tapped her shoulder.
The girl jumped a bit in surprise, and pulled off one side of the headphones. 
“You should take those off. Now is not the time to listen to music. Our principal is speaking, show respect!” Tenya scolded.
The girl looked hurt, and already had tears welling in her eyes. But she stood firm and said, “They’re noice cancelling,” she explained, as if that was any better.
“You must pay attention!”
“Sir, you don’t understand—“

The crowd began to applaud, and it seemed Nezu was done speaking.
“Oh no! I missed the rest of the speech!” Tenya gasped. “I must go ask him what I missed.”
“Wait for me!” The girl said. “I need to ask him what I missed too.”
“Thats your own fault, you should have been paying attention.” Tenya scolded. 
The girl at this point seemed to be getting frustrated. She sighed loudly. “Look, I have autism! I needed to put on my earmuffs-“
“You don’t look Autistic.” Tenya noted. 
Its true, she did not! She did was not drooling or cross eyed. She did not have limp hands nor was she non verbal. She didn’t have an aid with her or a talker. 
“Thats really offensive!” The girl declared. She pushed passed him, straight to principal Nezu.

Tenya stood for a moment. He wasn’t wrong, was he? This is what he was taught! And the teachers couldn’t be wrong, could they? Tenya quickly followed to wait for Principal Nezu to be done talking with the girl so he may ask about the speech and report the girl for disrespect. However he began to overhear what the girl was saying:

“Thank Principal Nezu for understanding,” she smiled, as if she hadn’t just argued with Class 1-A’s rep seconds ago. “I’ll check my email for the notes on your speech when I get back to my dorm.”
“Of course Ms. Molly.” Nezu said.
“Oh! There was one more thing!”
“I’d love to hear it, however there seems to be another student waiting.” He gestured to Tenya.
“It’s actually about him. But I’ll email you instead. It is urgent though!”
Nezu nodded. “Of course. Have a wonderful time at the event!”
The girl, Molly, nodded. She glanced back at Tenya before walking away.

Tenya Iida! How may I help you?” Nezu asked when Tenya approached him.
“I want to appologize,” Tenya bowed. “I was scolding someone for ignoring your speech. However while doing it I missed the end of your speech. While it could be seen as hypocritical, I only wanted the person to respect your words. May I please be emailed the final points of your speech?”
“Very responsible and modest of you Tenya,” Nezu said. “Of course you may. And you will not be punished. However, may I have the name of the student whom ‘tuning out’ during my speech?”
“It was the student that was just speaking to you.” Tenya said.

“Oh…” Nezu’s face changed to one of guilt. “Was she wearing large pink headphones?”
“Yes.” Tenya said. “Has she done this before?! How rude—“
“Ah, we seem to have had a misunderstanding. Those were noice cancelling earmuffs.”
“I am aware.” Tenya said. “At first I assumed she was listening to music. However she clarified. As if blocking your voice entirely was any better.”
Nezu nodded. “That student has accommodations and was not disrespecting me, I assure you.” Nezu smiled. “However I am thankful for your concern!”
“What do you mean?” Tenya asked. “I mean no disrespect, but she was even faking illness! Claiming too have Autism.”
Nezu stiffened. “Oh dear, I understand the situation now…”
“I am glad.” Tenya smiled triumphantly.
“It seems I will need to organize a meeting with both of you.”
“Both?”
“Don’t worry about it now Mr. Iida. Enjoy the Event!”

Tenya nodded, and walked off. The event was easy to enjoy, and knowing a disrespectful student was going to get their comeuppance had put him in a good mood. He truley was a hero!

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Tenya Iida sat in Prinicapl Nezu’s office. Two chairs were placed in front of his desk. The other student seemed to be late. How much worse could things get for her? He almost felt bad. However Nezu didn’t seem bothered at all.
Finally, the other student entered. She had tried tears and a tense look. She slowly walked to Principal Nezu’s desk and took the seat next to Iida. Nezu pushed forward a bowl of colorful trinkets towards her. She took one, and began to plant with it. She nodded a silent thank you. 
“Thank you both for coming,” Nezu smiled. “I want to assure both of you, neither of you are in trouble.”

The girl sighed with heavy relief, however Tenya tensed. Why wasn’t she in trouble? And what should he have thought he would be? Surely Nezu would punish the girl for such disrespect to him. And she even tried to fake disease! Thats just wrong.

“We are here to discuss the obvious miscommunication and misinformation between you two.” Nezu said. “Ms. Molly has given me permission to inform you of her condition. Insisting…”
Molly sighed. “I doubt you would have given this up,” she said. “You don’t seem like the type to let something go until you understand. I..I get that.”
“Indeed.” Tenay nodded. “I don’t understand.”
“I’m sure Molly already informed you Mr. Tenya Iida, but she has Autism Spectrum Disorder.”
“Yes.” Tenya said. “I thought we were in understanding that was a fib.”
Molly put her head in her hands, but gestured for Nezu to keep going.
“It is in fact not a falsehood,” Nezu explained. “She indeed is medically diagnosed with Autism.”
Tenya rose an eyebrow. “I am confused, but I will allow you to continue.”
“Thank you. Molly informed you you made many ableist comments to her the day of the event.”
“I would never-“
“However she also insisted that these were misty likely due to misinformation.”

Tenya took a deep breath. “Sir, I aced the classes and tests that went over the disabled public and how to handle them.”
Molly growled. “OOOOOOOH my god! We don’t need to be handled!”
“Well perhaps not you, but others—“
“Tenya, please listen.” Nezu said. 
Tenya nodded. 
“Molly is a very kind student of the General Education departmen-“
“Shouldn’t she be in special Ed then?”
“Shut up before I smack you!” Molly smiled a forced smile. 
“She is threatening me!” Tenya said. 
“Please be quiet, both of you!” Nezu demanded. 
The two silenced. Nezu thanked them.

“Molly is a very kind girl, and has made a request.” Nezu folded his hands. “Instead of punishment, she would like to personally educate you on Autism!” Nezu smiled. “However if you refuse, we will hire a diufferent educated Autistic to tutor you.”
Molly rose her hand slightly, and Nezu allowed her to speak.
“Your the class rep of 1-A. And I…I don’t want someone in that position to be spreading misinformation. Wether on purpose or not.”
“I was unaware I was misinformed.” Tenya sighed. “And I suppose I applogize for my ableist behavior.”
Molly nodded. “Thank you.”
“The sessions will take place the second half of your lunch period.” Nezu said. “What do you say Tenya Iida? Will you allow Molly to educate you?”

Tenya looked at Molly. She could have easily had him punished, and honestly ruin his future hero career. But instead she was offering to take the time to teach him. He could at least return the favor and show the respect too be taught by her and not a stranger.

“I accept.”

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Tenya Iida could admit, he took longer to learn this subject than any other he had ever had. Disabled people weren’t diseased or to be pitted, nor were they incompetent. They were just as valuable as any nerotypical, and just needed different things than others. Tenya was proud to say he finally understood Autism as much as he could without having it himself. He worked hard to advocate for the disabled and be more open minded and respectful.

THE END

This was just to relive a good memory you could say.

Saturday, September 25, 2021

MHA Self Insert oneshot — Rikido Sato // WogWoman — God AU

 When the GF’s away ~Fiction Men~ come to Play~!


I liked this prompt:



And thought it could be cute aged up! So here we are!!


TW: Fatphobia, bullying, Devine wrath


Enjoy!


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Rikido Sato was the God of Suculence. People of the ancient worlds would worship him, thanking him for any bit of joy their tastebuds could receive in a world of tasteless susestence. His alter would be piled with offerings of Sugarcane, and in return the crops of sugarcane, vanilla beans, and cocoa beans would thrive. Thus the world would be filled with glorious taste and joy. However as the times passed, sugar ands desserts became more common and accessible. There was no need to pray to him anymore. Rikido Sato’s shrine became abandoned, and so was his memory and influence. Soon enough he fell into oblivion. 


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Molly snacked on her fruity tootsirolls. They had been on sale, and she had forgotten how much she liked the chewy candy! Molly wasn’t one for hikes or walking, and yet today she had been struck with an adventurous spirit. Besides, it was a chilly fall day; her favorite kind. She wore a cozy sweater and boots as she explored the woods beyond the park.
Molly had expected them to lead to a highway past the town or something, she did not expect an abandoned shrine. How had she never heard of this place? She had done much research of interesting places when she decided to move to this town, and it never mentioned a mythical shrine to a ancient god!
Molly excitedly rushed across the cobblestone path into the temple. Inside, the forest had claimed the building for itself as it grew all over. Dirt covered what was left of the stone furtinure, and vines covered what seemed to be the god’s statue. 

Molly climbed onto the platform, and reached up to the statue. She wiped away the nature and dirt, to reveal its face. 
“Wow…” she breathed. 
The statue looked at her with empty eyes. And yet, those eyes held a passion she couldn’t place. Was it a merciful one, or menacing? She wasn’t sure she would want to find out. She traced her fingertips along the staue’s cheeks, and led them down to his chest. 
“Who were you…” Molly whispered to herself. “Were you forgotten?”
The statue said nothing. 

Molly stepped down from the statue. She could stay in this mysterious shrine forever, explore its secrets for days. However the darkness of the forest made the chilly day into a frigid one. She would have to come back another time with a warmer jacket. Molly began to walk out of the shrine, but just as she began to pass the pillars at the enrtrence, she ran back inside. She stopped and looked back up at the statue. She took a peice of her candy out of its bag and left it at the base of the statue. The God probably got offerings a long time ago after all! She didn’t know if a silly candy meant anything or would count, but it couldn’t hurt. She looked back up at the statue. She silently hoped the God accepted the offering. She silently hoped the God know that….that it wasn’t entirely lost to history. At least, not anymore. 


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Rikido Sato’s eyes opened. He had not seen lights for eons, and yet it was simply like awaking to the morning sunrise. His bones didn’t ache, his head wasn’t dizzy, it was as if he had only taken a nap. Sato stretched and looked around.
His shrine had fallen into much disarray. Dead plants and blushes covered the walls and their leaves littered the floor. Any furniture he had once had had either rotted to dust, or was covered in dirt. Hardly any sun entered the shrine due to the moss covering any window. His shrine was obviously abandoned. So what had awoken him? 
There was no summoning circle painted on the dirty floor. No ritual candles were lit. Nothing had been offered to him— wait, something new laid at the base of his statue. He made his way over to it. It was a tiny orange brick, wrapped in shiny pink foil. He unwrapped it. It was slightly squishy. Sato ate the brick. It had a citurus taste, and was very sugary. It was an offering! While it wasn’t the traditional sugarcane root, it did contain sugar! Someone had gave the long gone god an offering! Sato smiled, as he tasted the candy. Goodness, he had never tasted anything like it! Whoever offered him such a unique sacrifice, may they return, would be honored with the title of high priest of his shrine. 
Sato cracked his knuckles. He was awake and refreshed with his offering, and with that energy he would clean. He hadn’t had to lift a finger in supereons, however it didn’t seem any other servant would arrive to tidy up the forgotten shrine. 


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Molly had intended to return to the shrine sooner. It had been three or four days since she had discovered it. She really wanted too go back earlier! Maybe she could tidy it up, make it into a special place! A place for her to…escape a bit. N-No disrespect to the unknown God of course! After all, it was his place. She would just…chill in it. Speaking of unknown God, she had done research that night after her first visit. She searched all over the web. Not only did she go to page two of google, but she went to Bing. BING! And yet, there wasn’t anything. Nothing about a shrine being in this area, nor any local mythology! She had no clue what the shrine was. From any mythology or religion! She admits, it spooked her a bit. Maybe thats why she was returning so much later. But she was here now! Armed with a warmer sweater and another bag of fruity candy, she began to make her way back to the shrine. 
However, she was beginning to think she imagined it. Because when she arrived the shrine looked completely different. The pillars and cobblestone was no longer falling apart. It was no longer dirty, covered in nature. Instead everything was repaired, and the stone shined. She realized it wasn’t stone, it was marble! Oh no, had she wandered into a rich person’s secret side project?! She took a step back to leave, however the stone vases that lined the pathway ignited with fire. As if the temple knew a guest had arrived. Molly took a deep breaths and began to walk upon the cobblestone path again. She held her plastic candy bag close to her, and stepped inside the shrine. 
The inside of the Shrine had also been given a glow-up. The floors were shined, and she could almost see her reflection in them. The stone furniture was free of dirt, and now had old(but clean)cloths draped on them. Candles were lit, and there was sweet fruit on each table. Where had the fresh fruit come from?! And the statue? Oh goodness the statue! The statue was cleaned a polished, revealing a glorious God. He held a stalk of sugarcane like a septar, and wore a soft smile. He had spiky hair and large lips. He was a very handsome statue. Molly looked at his base, and saw that the wrapper off the candy she had left was there. That meant whoever cleaned this place, did it recently. And knew she had been there! 

She was about to run, when suddenly someone entered from the back end of the shrine. Shit Shit Shit Shit she had to run! And yet, she was frozen in place! The Person, if you could even call them that…they looked just like the statue! That….that was a god. A God was standing in front of her! What does she do? Curtsy? Bow? Run? Fall to her knees? Why wasn’t she moving?!
The God noticed her, and smiled a wide smile. He had a relaxed deminar and he excitedly walked up to her. Molly just cowered before him.
“Is it you?” The God asked. His voice was low and sturdy. And yet, it was an excited question, not an accusation. 
“Wh-What do you mean?” Molly whispered.
The God walked to the statue, and plucked the candy wrapper off of it.

Oh shit, she had vandalized a GODS TEMPLE! Here it was, she was gonna get smited by a god and die—

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Rikido Sato had just finished reviving his garden when he saw someone entering the his shrine. He quickly began to rush back inside. Was this it? The person whom had left him his awakening offering? The one who would become his priestess? He walked inside to see a young mortal women. She was a plump women, with blonde hair faded from purple. Her brown eyes shined when he was noticed. 
He happily approached the mortal women.
“Is it you?” He asked.
The women cowered in fear. Oh goodness, why? He was mearciful God, one whom brought happiness through taste! He hoped this future world hadn’t forgotten that. 
“Wh-What do you mean?” The women whispered, too scared to even speak.
Sato quickly retrieved the remains of the offering, and showed it to the women. She was trembling. She slowly nodded.
“I-I felt that here for you…” she began to sob. “I-I swear I meant well! I’m so sorry! I’m so so so sorry! Please, if your going to kill me just do it!”
“Wait why would I kill you?” Sato asked.
The women sniffled. “W-Well…I…I don’t know…”
Sato lifted the women’s chin and wipped her tears. “Mortal, you awoke me!” 
“I what?”
“I had been dormant for eons, but with your offering I was awoken!” Sato smiled. “For this act, I bless you with the honor of being my high priestess!”
The women looked less scared, but still shocked.
“S-Sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I guess times have changed.”
“Y-Yeah…can you go slower for me?”
“Of course!” Sato smiled.

Sato took the mortal and led her to a chair. Well, more of a brick with a cushion on it. He offered her some water from his water spring, and she gladly took it. Yes, he was a God. But what was a God without offerings? Unlike other gods, he saw no point in getting offerings through fear. Thats why he treated the mortals with kindness and mercy. 
As Sato gave the mortal women water and rubbed her hand, she began to calm down.
“Thank you,” the women said. “I came across this shrine while wandering the woods a few days ago. It looked a lot older than now. Abandoned. I left you a peice of candy because I thought…well, I didn’t know how old you were but maybe you would want a treat? I thought it was silly, but still. I tried to research you later but I couldn’t find anything about you or this place!”
“Oh…” Sato sighed. “I really am still forgotten…”
“I-I’m so sorry!” The mortal cried. She looked down at her hands, and offered him a bag. It was of more of the offerings!
“Thanks!” Sato smiled a little as he took them.
“O-Of course!” the women said. 

“If your a god…” the women asked. “What are you God of?”
Sato smiled brighter. “I am Rikido Sato, the God of Succulence!”
“…Huh?”
“Back in my time, nothing tasted good. It was my job to make sure things like Sugarcane, Vanilla, Cocoa, and other yummy things grew! That way people could finally be happy to eat! But soon tasty food became more common and accessible and— And there was no need for me anymore…”
“S-Sato…I—“ The women stopped herself. “W-What do I call you?”
“Please, you can call me Sato or Your God.”
“Good to know.” The women finally smiled. “M-My name is Molly.”
“Nice to meet you Molly!” 

Sato smirked. “Or, High Priestess Molly?”
“What does that mean?” Molly asked.
“Well, you look after my shrine and spread the word of my glory. In return, I give you protection and the blessings of Suculence.”
Molly seemed to be thinking. “Gosh darn it!” She yelled. “Your lucky I’m lonely and like food!” She shook Sato’s hand. “You have yourself a High Preistess.”
“Great!” Sato gave Molly a hug, and she blushed. 


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When Molly agreed to be High Preistess, she wasn’t expecting anything good in return. She agreed because she was scared of what would happen if she said no. As friendly as Sato was, he was a GOD! And yet, Molly did receive blessings like Sato said. She would get the tastiest of free samples at grocery stores, and her favorite foods were always on sale! Bake sales would be held more often than before, and always in her neighboorhood. Even the cafeteria food started tasting better! At least to her, to everyone else it was still crap. 
In all honesty, Molly had just wanted company when she accepted this role. She didn’t have many friends at school, and the shrine had become a safe place for her. From homework, bullying, and stress of the outside of the world. She would go everyday after doing her homework. She would grab some sweet treat as an offering, and then get to work. She would clean the shrine and keep the gardens well kept. It was good cardio, she needed it anyway. Along with that she would ‘pray’ to Sato. 

Sato was a friendly and ironically ‘down to earth’ God. However the majority of the time he did not spend in the Mortal realm. He would be more omniscient if anything. However Molly could feel his cheerful spirit all around her when he wasn’t there physically. So she would ‘pray’ to him, which was more like talking to him in her head. Sometimes he would respond. More often than not by putting a sugaring taste in her mouth from nowhere.
When he was there in the mortal realm her her, he was quite the….average God. When he said he was in charge of the growth of good taste it crops, she believed him. However he spent most of his time using those crops to bake. Where the oven or kitchen was, she was never able to find it. Unsurprisingly he was a amazing baker. He would even share his creations with Molly, claiming that the High Priestess deserved a few offerings too. He would also spend his time in the gardens. He would strategically lay cocoa beans in an odd circle and pattern and do rituals in them. Molly wasn’t sure she wanted to disturb him or not, and would keep to sweeping.
And oddly enough, he would watch her. She would just be sweeping the floors or tidying up the candles, and he would just stare at her. Intently, as if there were things he was planning to say yet never did. Sometimes it seemed he didn’t want to say anything at all. She assumed he was trying to learn more about Mortals of today. But if she was honest she wasn’t a good example at all. 



Molly glance back at Sato a few times. Every time he was still in the same place. Lounging on a couch, snacking on the candy she had given him. He would look at her, with a lazy smile. 
“Will you stop that!” Molly cried. She was the High Preistess, and at this point she was used to causally speaking to Sato like that.
“Stop what?” Sato rose an eyebrow.
“Your staring at me! Its…creepy!”
“Oh, I’m sorry.” Sato said. “Do Mortals no longer looks at pretty things for long periods of time?”
Molly froze and blushed. “Wh-What?”
“I was under the impression Mortals enjoyed looking at beautiful things. I remember there were things called museums, where mortals would stare for hours at things they found entrancing.”
“W-We still have museums.” Molly mumbled.
“Oh! So they do still look at pretty things! Good, Good…” Sato trailed off, and stared at Molly again.

Molly tried to ignore Sato’s staring as she tried to continue to clean. But she couldn’t forget what Sato had said. 
“Well why are you staring at me?” She put her hands on her hips. 
“Hm?” Sato asked.
“I’m not beautiful, so why are you looking at me?” Molly demanded to know. 
“What do you mean? Your really pretty!” Sato sat up.
“yeah right, there are a lot more pretty people out there. And you’ve been around for…eons you said! You’ve clearly seen prettier people.”
“I have seen many beautiful people in my time. But they don’t look like you.”
Molly stutterd. “But-Well-YEAH! That’s the point!”
“I don’t understand?”
“I’m. Not. BEAUTIFUL! So why are you looking at me when you say your looking at something pretty?!” Molly yelled.
“Do…Do you not think your pretty?”
Molly huffed. “No, I don’t. I uhm…”

Sato stood from his couch. He began to walk forward to Molly. He walked with Godly Power, no longer relaxed. He walked like a man on a mission. A mission Molly simply couldn’t understand. While she tried to stand firm for her God, her legs became weak as her heart began to hammer in her chest. The God towered above her, and neither moved forward nor back. Sato lifted his large hand and ran it across Molly’s cheek.
“High Preistess, you are beautiful.” Sato said.
Molly’s breath hitched, but she turned her head away. “N-No I’m not—“
“You dare defy your Gods word?” Sato asked. He was serious.
“N-No! I just—!” She turned back to Sato, and he had somehow gotten closer. He was so close, if he just moved an inch closer…
“Belive in your God.” He whispered. “Belive in yourself.” He left the warm breath of his whisper upon Molly’s lips as he leaned away. 
He took a step back. “It’s getting dark. Get yourself home Molly. And don’t get lost.” He smiled.
Molly slowly nodded.


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Molly began to type into her phone’s search bar.



Search: Can a High Priestess date their God?

Google: No, why the fuck are you asking?



Molly sighed. Google didn’t actually say that, but still. Why was she asking? There’s no way she could date an all powerful immortal God. And even if he said she was pretty why would he want her anyway! She was basically a servant to him, nothing more. Her dinner should have tasted good, and yet she tasted nothing special. She sighed. She was serving a fricking TASTE GOD and yet she couldn’t accept his blessings. Molly put her food away and fell onto her bed. She sighed and closed her eyes.

“High Preistess, you are beautiful.” Sato said.

Molly groaned and screamed into her Pillow. Her face was hot with blush. Why did she have to love things she knew she could never have?!


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Molly was very pleased. No teacher had given homework today, so that meant she could go right to the shrine! With Sato’s blessing, she was able to make a treat for his offering today. She had worked really hard on it and was looking forward to giving it to him. She pulled it out of her locker and began to start leaving school when some bullies cornered her. 
“Don’ you eat enough junk?” The bullies said.
“Excuse me?” Molly asked.
“We see you go to the store every afternoon, and come out with junk! You’re such a pig!”
“Stop!” Molly cried. “Its not for me! Not even this is for me!”
“Yeah right. Then how come your such a fatass?”
“S-Shut up!”
“I don’t know why you bother to wear those dresses.” The bully pointed to Molly’s outfit.

While Molly spends most of her time cleaning, she spends the other half in class. So on good days she would wear cute dresses that could be cleaned easily. Today she wore one of her favorites. It was pink with teddy bears on it. She had never worn it in front of Sato, but she was hoping her would like it.

“You’re too big to look cute in those!” The bully pushed her to the concrete. 
“You should just wear baggy clothes. Ugly clothes for an ugly girl!” The other laughed.
Molly began to tear up, and she gripped the dirt beneath her.
“Aw, is the little piggy gonna cry-“
Molly threw the dirt in their faces. She got up and began to run to the park.
“Get back here!” The bullies yelled. “We’re not through thanks to that!”



Molly raced through the woods. She was never a runner, after all she was a ‘pig’. But she was managing to catch her breath every time she lost the bullies in the woods. It was never long, because they would spot her behind the trees or bushes and the chase would begin again. Where does she go? Molly is too far away from home, and didn’t know anyone nearby. Well, except for Sato. But she couldn’t lead these mean people to the shrine, could she?
Molly felt a sweet taste in her mouth. It tasted like the orange candy she had left Sato as his first offering. “Well, you look after my shrine and spread the word of my glory. In return, I give you protection and the blessings of Suculence.”. Molly gasped, giving herself away. She quickly began to run again, to the safety of the shrine

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Sato could feel his Priestess in Distress. She was often upset around this time, however she said nothing when asked about it. So he did what he does best, and blessed her with taste. He did so now as well. Sato sat inside the shrine, running his hands along the marble walls. He had fallen into the habit of awaiting his Preistess much earlier than any time she would come. And yet, he anxiously await her. He hoped she had taken what he had said about her beauty to heart.
Sato hear a bit of a commotion outside. Often it was wild animals like rabbits and dear. Molly would be the one often to get rid of them. Well, sorta. She would try to befriend them first like what she called a ‘Disney Princess’. Then they would scurry away in fear and Molly would huffily get back to work. Sato shrugged it off. As long as the job was getting done. 
However this commotion was unlike anything he had heard recently. People were yelling, and stumbling around. Perhaps his High Preistess had been spreading word of his glory, and people had come to offer him offerings! Sato peaked outside, and was very disapointed. And soon, was worse: angered. 
Outside was a group of people harassing his high Preistess. They surrounded her, yelling cruel things to her. They took a peice of cake and shoved it in Molly’s face.

“Go on!” The people laughed. “Eat it you Pig!”
Molly had tears streaming down her face as she coughed on the cake.
“She can’t do anything right,” they said. “Not even the fatass can be a fatass correctly!”
“S-Stop, please…” Molly wiped the chunks of cake off her face. 
The people took the last of the cake from Molly. They each took a peice and rubbed in in the dirt. “Hey! Its just like you!” They threw her to the ground.

Sato had seen enough. Toga and all he stomped forward outside his shrine.
“What do you think you are doing, mortals?” Sato demanded to know.
“Oh shit, someone lives here.” One of the bullies said. “Sorry dude, didn’t mean to bother you!”
“You dare beg for my forgiveness when the mistreated is at your feet!”
“Who the hell are you anyway?”
“I am the god Rikido Sato. And you have just harassed my high Preistess.”
The people began to laugh. “Your just as weird as her!”

Sato chuckled along for a second and smirked. His eyes began to glow brighter than fire and he grew into an ominiacant being. The humans cowered in fear, and Molly still lay at the God’s base.
“I am the God of Suculence, a god of mercy and happiness.” Sato said.
The bullys smiled small smiles. That was good news-
“And you have managed to entice rage in this God.”
Aw shit.
“If you do not want me to strike you down this very instant, you shall bring offerings of high sacrifice to this shrine by noon tomorrow and beg my high presides for forgiveness. If you do not, you will never taste again in your life. Because I will disintegrate your touges!”
The bullys screamed and bowed before the God. “We Will! We Will God! Please! Please let us live!”
“Do as I have said, and you will live. Now leave!”
The bullys ran away.

Sato returned to Mortal Form. Molly coughed, as cake was shoved down her throat. Sato patted her back as she caught her breath.
“I-I’m sorry you had to do that…” Molly sighed. “I shouldn’t have led them here.”
“They will pay high Preistess. Every offering they bring is gonna be yours. And if they fail, they’re tounge will be nailed to the wall in your honor.”
Molly nodded, not sure what else to do.
“Lets get you cleaned up.”



The bullys had delivered well, and luckily not with their tounges. They had bought all the sugary food they could buy, and some even took out from their collage savings. Molly snacked on her third peice of cake, as Sato insisted she eat at least three after all she had gone through. 
Sato cleaned as Molly ate. 
“Wh-What are you doing?!” Molly stood. “Th-Thats my job Sato!”
Sato sighed and made Molly sit back down. He got down on his knees and held her hand. “You have served well as my high preistes. And you are returned with mockery and harassment by your peers. That is no reward for all you do. Today, I am your high preistess.”
“B-But that means….”
“Today you are my God, Molly.” Sato leaned in, and kissed his goddess softly. “How can I serve you?”


THE END

This was fun :D




Thursday, September 16, 2021

MHA Self Insert Drabble — Tenya Iida // WogWoman — Receptionist AU

 When the GF’s away, ~Fictional Men~ Come to play~~

I’m getting a bunch of Drabble and drafts out of the waty

OK Lets go!


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Tenya Iida, the main hero of the “Iida Ingenium Industries” Agency, often had to make trips to Endevor’s agency. Endevor was old, and hanging on by threads to his agency(and life). Honestly everyone was just waiting for Pro Hero IcyHot(Shoto Todoroki) to take over any day now. As a curticy, Tenya Iida made routinely trips to the other Agecny. Even though Todoroki claimed to be in giddy anticipation for her father’s passing, Tenya wasn’t buying it. Even so, he was his best friend from high school and he didn’t want him to be without company right now.
Tenya entered Endevor’s Hero Agency building. He began to approach the desk for a quick check in, but he stopped when he saw who was there: A beautiful young woman now worked at the desk, with faded blonde and pink hair, and a plump body. He was blown away by her, and he almost dropped the Soba he had bought for Todoroki(Extra freezing, just the way he liked it). However he recovered and apraoched the front desk. 
“Hello, how may I help you?” The new woman asked.
“I am Tenya Iida, also known as Pro Hero Injenium.” Tenya said. “I am here to see Shoto Todoroki, also referred to as Pro Hero IcyHot.”
“Of course!” The woman smiled up at him. She seemed to be blushing a bit. “I’ll let him know you’ll be coming to see him.”

It was silent for a few moments as the woman typed on her computer. Tenya watched as she only used her index fingers. He had been taught that it was ineffecient to type that way, and yet her fingers flew across the keyboard. Her eyes were glazed over in focus, and you could just spot the beauty of their brown. Next to her eyes thousands of tiny freckles could be seen(but only if you looked at closely).
“I don’t believe I’ve seen you here before.” Tenya finally spoke.
“Oh! Yeah, I’m new.” The girl said. “How could you tell?”
“I’ve been coming by often nowadays.”
“Ah, Endevor’s death?” The girl said it as if it was a causal subject.
“Y-Yes.” Tenya Iida looked awkward. That was a bit….blunt. 
“Well its super wonderful of you to support a fellow Pro Hero such as Todoroki.” The girl smiled. “You’re clear to head up to Todoroki. Should I assume you’ve been up there before?” 

Of course Tenya knew the way. He had been coming here for years. Feild trips, internships, and now friendly and business visits. He knew every hallway almost as well as his own angency like the back of his hand.

“I have not,” Tenya said. “Will you please lead the way for me?”
“Of course!” The women smiled. “I’m Molly by the way!”
Tenya shook her hand, and was then lead to the elevator. 
“Mr. Todoroki spends most of his time on the fourth floor,” Molly said as she pressed the button. “Odd, his office is on the 10th with Endevor’s…”

The two arrived on the fourth floor, where Todoroki was relaxing in the open sitting room chairs. 
“Iida, thank your for visiting.” Todoroki said. “Ms. Molly, what are you doing here?”
“Hello Mr. Todoroki,” Molly said. “Mr. Iida wasn’t sure of the way. he asked me to lead him here. But I’ll be going now!” She smiled and waved, and went back downstairs. 

Todoroki smirked at Tenya. “Who knew you were capable of such bullshit!”

THE END
(I’m just getting some old ideas and drafts out of the way rn)

MHA Self Insert Drabble — Rikido Sato // WogWoman — Little Red Riding Hood AU

 When the GF’s away away, ~Fictional Men~ Come to play~~


Oki lets gooooo!


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Rikido Sato had a bakery at the West end of the woods. He worked very hard on his sweets, but of course they weren’t the bestest in the world. And there were many other bakery’s on the other Eastern end of the woods. So why did the girl with the red hood come all the way from the East just for his bakery? The Girl with the Red hood would come into his bakery every day in the afternoon. She was pretty and plump, and always raved about his sweets.

The door chimed, and the girl with the red hood came in.
“Hello Sato!” She smiled happily as she rushed up to the stools at the counter.
“Hey there Little Red Riding Hood,” Sato smirked. He never actually got the pretty girl’s name, so he took to calling her that. 
“Did you make any cake pops today? I don’t know about you, but that sounds like just the treat today!” Little Red smiled.
“Sweets first, as always.” Sato chuckled. He pulled out a tray of fresh cake pops. 
Little Red licked her lips. She pulled out two gold coins and asked for one. Sato happily handed it over. He couldn’t help but be enamored by the girl as she rambled. She would pause when a customer came in, and would continue when they left as if she had never stopped. 
“Can I ask you something Little Red?” Sato asked.
“Sure!” Little Red grinned.
“You said your from the West Forest. Why do you come so far for my bakery? Surely there are closer bakeries.”
“Of course there are! But I like yours.”
“Why?”
Little Red smirked deviously. She leaned over the counter and pecked Sato’s nose. “Because you’re here!” She rushed out of the bakery, her cape flowing behind her.
Sato just stood there, a blushing mess.

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Saturday, September 11, 2021

MHA Self Insert Drabble — Tenya Iida/ Wog Woman — Sleeping Beauty Quirk

This truley is just a Drabble lol:



When the Gf’s away, ~~fictional men~~ come to play...ESPCEIALLY DURING SIMP-TEMBER!! WOOOOOO!!!


Ya’ll know I’m a sucker for enchated sleep, and i’ve run out of fairytales so imma make my own lol! Ah, the convience of ‘quirks’ :))))



Anyway, LETZ GOOOOO


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Tenya Iida had learned back at UA that the hero world was not black and white. Villains were still people, with motives and emotions. He had learned his lesson long ago about seeing Villains as simply pure evil *Cough Cough -- STAIN --Cough*. 

For a long time, Tenya thought himself a monster. He...He had tried to kill someone! Just because he couldn’t understand the grey tones of the world. He began to distance himself from his friends and family. After all, he wasn’t a hero. He was a monster, a villain. 


One day Tenya Iida sat alone during lunch. He ate(not much)quietly, just wanting to be alone. But a girl he had never seen before approached him. 

“Hey, You’re Tenya Iida right?” the young girl asked a soft voice.

“Yes, how may I help you?” Tenya Iida put on his ‘serious president and student’ mask. 

“My name is Molly, from General Studies!” the girl smiled and shook his hand. “I was wondering if you wanted to talk?”

“Talk of what? I am sorry, but I do not believe we have met before. Have we?”

“No no! We’ve never met.”

“Then what is there to talk about, if I may ask?”


Molly sat down. 

“I’ve seen you around the halls.” she said. “I really admired your attitude and actions. But I’ve noticed you’ve...saddened. Even though we haven’t met, I suppose I was concerned. I know you don’t know me, but do you wanna talk about whatever is bothering you?”

Tenya Iida considered it. He did not know this girl, and this girl did not know him. And yet she was kind enough to offer counsel. It made him...calmer.

“That would be nice.” Tenya said. “Are you sure this isn’t a burden?”

“Not at all Iida!” 


“Well...I suppose it has to do with the attack in Hossu.” Tenya Iida began. He would have to lie about some things, like trying to murder Stain. 

“Oh yeah, I heard you were injured by the….the hero killer.” Molly said quietly.

Tenya looked at his hand and sighed. “Yes I was.”

“I can imagine that’s taking quite the toll in you. After all, Ingenium was too.”

“I….I could have ended up like Tensei. I didn’t, but…”

“You still are a little shaken by it.” 

Tenya nodded. 


“I...I remember looking up at him. The Hero killer.” Tenya Iida looked down at the table, not daring to show the fear in his eyes. “And all I could think was...what a monster this man was. And how much I wanted to end his life. But...But he ended up almost ending mine instead.”

Molly nodded along, listening quietly.

“I wanted to murder him. What kind of Hero has those thoughts? I must be a villain--”


“You aren’t a villain!” Molly cried out

“But I had thought about villainous things.” Tenya said.

“Tenya...The world isn’t black and white. There are greys to it. No one is just a hero, and no one is just a villain. Its what we want to be that matters.”

Tenya Iida looked back up at the girl. She wasn’t disgusted by his thoughts and actions?


“I-I don’t understand…” Tenya sighed.

“I don’t expect you to right away.” Molly chuckled. She stood up and smiled. “But I’ll be here until you do.”



Molly had changed Tenya’s life. They became very close throughout their time in UA, and eventually became more than just close. She taught him Love and Mercy. That the word wasn’t black and white, nor were people. That People were complex, as was the hero society they all lived in. Molly taught him to give mercy and understanding, even to the most heinous of villains. And now he was known to the world as one of the most merciful heros in the top 10s.... 




....But this guy was just an asshole. The villain had been on the loose for a month now. He had been wrecking so much havoc with his that for a while authorities thought there was a disease pandemic on the rise. But no, it was just some asshole out for revenge. 

The man called himself “Thorn”, and had a quirk that would put people into deathlike comas. He was outcast from his family and friends, and was now trying to get revenge by putting their loved ones to sleep; Along with anyone who got in his way.


Despite a simple quirk, Thorn was very well skilled in combat. Hand to hand, or with a weapon. Tenya Iida was engaged in battle with him recently, and he was putting up quite the fight. 

“Give it up Ingenium 2.0!” Thorn yelled. “I have every right to curse those who cursed me!”

Ingenium 2.0(Tenya Iida) dodged Thorn’s bullet attack. “Thats not true!”

“Oh yes it is!”

“I don’t know what people did to you, but no one deserves this fate of sleep!”

THEY DO!” Thorn began to shoot again.

Tenya’s engines were getting overheated, and he needed to cool them down. He retreated for a moment to hide and cool down his legs. 

“You can’t hide Ingenium 2.0!” Thorn screamed. “Come out and fight! Until you do…!”


Thorn began to use his quirk on the nearby civilians whom were watching the fight. People began to drop left and right, and Tenya Iida had to act NOW.

“Stop!” he demanded. “Now your being unreasonable!”

“Don;t ignore me next time!” Thorn aimed for Tenya, and Tenya dodged. 

Using the momentum from the dodge he sped up and was able to restrain Thorn with quirk-Cancelling cuffs. 


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Thorn was taken into custody, and Tenya rushed to the paramedic whom were overwhelmed with the civilians. He needed to help them get the victims to the hospital. 

“Thank you for your help Mr. Ingenium 2.0!” said a doctor. “Lift as many as you can!”

Tenya nodded. He began to sift through the sleeping people. He was about to start lifting, when he saw a mop of fuschia hair. Familiar, fuschia hair. He rushed to the sleeping person quickly: It was Molly. 

She was passed out on the concrete, obviously hit by the quirk. Tenya screamed, and showed more fear and a pro hero ever should in public. 

Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit SHIT! Molly was hit by the quirk no no no no no! Tenya forgot about the paramedics in an instant. He swept Molly into his arms and began running to the closest hospital using his quirk. 





Molly lay on the Hospital bed, no signs of life. Tenya Iida sat next to it, stressed out of his mind. The doctor had said that people had been woken up, but they didn’t know how. It was always so sudden and never expected. All they knew is that so far each time someone awoke it was during visiting hours when family or friends were with them. Tenya didn’t need to be told twice to accompany Molly. He stay by her bed every hour of visiting hours, praying for her to open her eyes. 


“Please wake up,” Tenya said. “You’ve changed my life, I can’t live it without you.” He held her limp and and kissed her knuckles.

Her eyes fluttered open, and she gasped for air. “T-Tenya?”

“Molly! You’re awake!” Tenya Iida cheered and hugged the girl he loved.



THE END

(Look its been a rough day this is just a drabble)